Never in my life have i woken up and thought that today would be a good day to have a pastry. Garbage tier food.
My teeth hurt just looking at some of this
I just wish that sometimes the type of gaylord op is could come up with something besides "slop". It lacks any analytical thought, no intellect required, devoid of any personality. It's a bot, even if it isn't literally.
>>20981822>t. Resident of Bizarro World
>>20981822>lemon tart>apple danish>chocolate eclair>chocolate croissant>raspberry strudel>cinnamon swirl >apple turnoverIdk OP, seems like you’re a fag.
>>20981822There is literally not a single thing here I wouldn't eat. All delicious.
>>20981833He is a miserable person. That's why the only threads he comes up with are "things I hate" threads.
>>20981822Didn't ask numbnuts.
sweetshit will kill you
>>20981905What the fuck is wrong with spring rolls and steak pies, though?
>>20981822its literally a dessert, you are supposed to have half one with your wife every once in a while
I don't understand pastries at all. Especially savory onesLike a meat pie or somethingI'd rather just have the fillingWhat does baking it in bread do? Nothing its just extra work and time
>>20981935You’re like a child that eats frozen waffles and makes ice cream soup in the microwave. I bet your freezer is full of Kid Cuisine.
>>20981943None of that is true im probably one of the only posters here who exclusively cooks their own meals
>>20981822Oh sweet another "I don't like food" thread.
>>20981822You've never had an eclair covered in ganache filled with vanilla pastry cream burst in your mouth like the faggot you are...
>>20981947And you have a disdain for food. Take a break maybe.
>>20982123What on earth are you talking about man
>>20981822Yuros will really cry americans eat "cake" for breakfast but then wake up and have this and 2 cigarettes for breakfast
>>20982183the best breakfast is always a hot coffee that is half milk, no sugar, and a handrolled menthol cigarette.
>>20981822you don't eat choccy croisants? missing out brub
>>20981822Oops, meant to say vegetables.
>>20982183Its ok though because we have free health coverage. Americans will fall down their stairs and go to the physician and then owe £1 million to the ministry of health…fucking KEK
>>20982280The thing nobody ever mentions is that Americans just don’t pay their medical bills.
>>20982302True. I haven't actually paid anything on any medical debt since 2013. There's no point.
>>20981858There are a few I wouldn't.>>20981822Literally all of Italy eats pastry for breakfast. So do Spain and France and Switzerland and Austria and Monaco and San Marino.
>>20982188>half milkMy coffee is 66-75% milk, depending on whether I'm having simple melange or cappuccino. But coffee is roasted so dark and brewed so strong that it's still not very light looking even with all that dairy
>>20981822Tastes good.
>>20981831Why? Are they extra sensitive from a lifetime of over indulging in sweets?Or, more likely, you’re a hyperbolic overdramatic bitch?
>>20982280It’s not free and you know it’s not free. They pay for it in more ways than one and if you really need good care you come to america or get private insurance in your country.
>>20981822If all your conversations revolve around what you don't like you come off as a condescending snobby assholeSteak pie is not a pastry. It's too big, high calorie and has meat
>>20981822>croissant>baklava>eclair>slopWhat desserts arent garbage then hmm? Enlighten us
>>20982326>There are a few I wouldn't.Which ones?
>>20981822Step aside, shit heads
>>20983856Baklava, Belgian bun, apple danish, pain au chocolat, apricot danish and profiteroles.Baklava and Belgian bun are 2sweet4meI never like the chocolate in pain au chocolat.Apple danishes are too messy and apricot use those tinned monstrosities most of the time. I don't tend to like chantilly creme on its own so that automatically excludes non-Italian style profiteroles.Everything else is fair game
>>20981822i may be lactose intolerant but i fucking love sweet breads and i will NOT stop eating sweet breads with cream just because i get some tummy pains after 6 hours
>>20982617Simple as.
>>20982617In Argentina we tend to eat some of these for breakfast, maybe it's not the healthiest thing in the world, but I'll be damned if they're not tasty and cheerful to eat.I must admit though I prefer cream rather than marmalade or chocolate for sweet breads.
>>20981822rare antagonistic bait thread I actually agree with
>>20981822>You have to do 2 hours of eliptic cardio to burn 400 calories.
Australian here - not even kidding, if you dislike meat pies and sausage rolls you're a fucking retard. my ex was american and we went to a bakery and she only wanted to have the chicken pot pie because she was confused and that was similar to home, she started loving fucking frozen meat pies afteryou're delusional if you think good meat and gravy between pastry is bad and I'll genuinely fight over it. you're likely a performative retard. I'm not even anglo descendent and I love this shit. faggot szukas
