We are entering a twilight era in Britain, /ck/. The classic British sandwiches which defined our nations and lunches for generations are slowly dying out. Ham and mustard, cucumber, coronation, colcannwiches, smoked eel - all disappearing and being replaced by the woke sandwiches like spiced gochujang chicken, jollof.Once roast beef was the mainstay of our sandwiches, now you're more likely to find lefty nonsense fillings like olives and goats cheese. You'd have been hard pressed to encounter an avocado in our supermarkets thirty years ago and now they're in every aisle - often out competing better British vegetables like celery and potatoes - and now in every roll, barm, bap and breadcake. I saw a 'Mumbai Sandwich' the other day and wanted to be sick.I just want my classic sandwiches back, /ck/. It just doesn't feel like my country when I go to the sandwich aisle and I don't even know what half of the fillings even are anymore. What even is a kimbap a la meatfloss, a bunny chow with extra shito??
Pic related is what we used to be about.I remember the days you could still buy veal readily in UK supermarkets but those days have long since passed. Our national favourite of luncheon meat, spam and tinned ham hock are lost to sesame teriyaki yakitori sandwiches and I don't know where to turn next.Just want a beef and mustard sandwich like my father and his father before him had.We've lost so much, /ck/.
>>20982333>"Woke toppings"Brits were a mistake
Kids these days are putting gender fluid on their sandwiches instead of good old-fashioned mayo, alarming
>woke fillingsGoddamn, does everything have to be turned into a culture war issue? What does "woke filling" even mean? Food that the writer is too much of a pussy or tastelet to eat?
>>20982367>>20982370>>20982372>>>/reddit/
>>20982374Obviously you know the way, lead on Faggot-Anon.
>>20982333all these woke toppings will surely appease the knife wielding muslims
>>20982374There are plenty of ways to talk about how younger Brits are moving away from traditional sandwiches without turning it into some kind of "hurr durr eating goat cheese is woke" culture war nonsense. I'm sick of woke and anti-woke obsessives trying to spin every goddamn thing into woke vs anti-woke.
>>20982433shove your head in a bespoke artisinal deep fryer, faggot
>>20982333>noooooo kids these days don't wanna eat muh heckin wholesomerino ultra processed startch and corn syrup bread!!!!Okay, make bread that isn't artery clogging sex drive killing and cancer causing slop on par with American slop then. France, Italy, and Japan manage to do it all the time without issue.
>>20982439Angry b'cause you're white
How fragile have white people gotten that they get scared of food that didn't come out of a cardboard box. Gunpowder was a mistake.
>>20982448I'm not interested in your pronouns, faggot
We had this thread yesterday
>>20982337>buying pre-made sandwiches at the storeVile.
>>20982333>>20982337You are NOT British.This is just another Mutt, with a British Obsession. You get these threads everyday.
>>20982337luvly nosh innit
>>20982333Forsed feeding this meme a bit; eah?Posted this yesterday in /pol/ and today and now here? Let me see this smoked eel sandwich then will talk
>>20982458>>20982333>>20982465>>20982472>>>/pol/488964408
>>20982433You’re a woke soi boi and you don’t like being called woke. >>>/reddit/
>>20982374None of those anons, but >>20982372's question is completely valid. What in the name of brainrot is a "woke" sandwich filling?
as long as the meal deal is still £3.50 i'm not really bothered about the quality of the slop i'm shoving down my gullet. if i cared i would make the sandwich myself, a famously easy task.
Tik Tok should be banned
>>20982533I can't give you a list because I eat normal food but I know it when I see it
>>20982533Curry and other wierd shit
>>20982333What the fuck is a colcannwich?
>>20982755Now explain what's "woke" about curry.
>>20983187see >>20982465Colcannon is an Irish thing, mash potatoes with greens, kind of a poorer version of Bubble and Squeak, Never in my life have I seen it in a sandwich.It's just a bait thread.
>>20982333>We are entering a twilight era in BritainGood
Is a fried ham and egg sandwich “woke?”
>>20983276>racemixing pedophiliaVery woke
>>20982337I can't wait for a little kid to cough and sneeze on all those
A real sandwich needs a lot of meat. UK sandwiches are mostly bread and butter with a thin slice of meat
>>20982372I read the article. IIRC it was just shit like avocado, olives, and “continental cheeses”.
>>20982333This article is from some satirical news letter like the Onion or Babylon Bee, right?
>>20982333ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIMEWhat kind of knuckle dragging retard do you have to be to be a pre-made cheese and tomato sandwich anyway? That's like 15p worth of ingredients. There's a trivial amount of convenience there and it's not even nice. Boomer shit
>>20983366>UK sandwiches are mostly bread and butter with a thin slice of meatHow would you know, you have never been.
>>20983732He's seen the supermarket meal deal sandwiches and on his sheltered mind that means it's all sandwiches across the land.
>>20982448https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7DqvweTYTI0
>>20983732He probably googled “UK sandwiches”
>>20983737I saw the picrel and it reminded me of that thin, watery, flavourless ham slices you get in supermarkets, covered with melted 'imitation cheese flavored food product' just to give it some taste. >>20983743Americans do similar, except they throw as many ingredients on as possible, in order for it to taste.Much of their food is force grown and the meat is pumped full of steroids and hormones, that are banned elsewhere.A really good simple sandwich can be made with a simple cucumber, buttered bread (preferably that white milky type bread) and a bit of salt, possibly some watercress. You don't need over 9000 ingredients, corn syrup and sauces.
>>20982333>ham and mustard on white bread is worth paying for, actually. No I mean it, its really good
>>20983757>buys imported supermarket chicken from Morroco>"Thirdies couldn't possibly fathom what a good high quality chicken breast tastes like. All it needs is salt and a good sear!"
>>20983366That is a Mortadella sandwich from Bar do Mané in São Paulo, Brazil. A Brazilian Mortadella sandwich was a favorite of Anthony Bourdain. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v8yulE1imCw
>>20983776>>20983781You are a prick.Americans have no idea what chicken breast tastes like, this was one of the things that happened after Brexit, the American trade deal, would include chickens and the British never wanted this. American chickens are full of steroids and hormones that would be banned here. They are bred in tiny areas, same as some of ours, to be fair but American chickens can hardly walk because of they way they are bred and have to be chlorinated before they are sold? When it comes to food safety the USA is considered 3rd world.
>>20983831>posts childish anime pic with no argument.Go back to rebbit kid.
>>20983823I am British you spacker.I might make a flowchart based on the knee-jerk NPC responses other Brits blurt out left and right because its so ridiculously predictable that seeing it distilled down to half a page of text might actually make some fans like you reconsider your shitey arguments. It might open the eyes of fuckers like you with a boomer mentality and the I'm-blindly-patriotic-like-a-fucking-Arab mindest that mouth-breathing retards like you possess. It's actually pretty fascinating how fervently my UK neighbours will defend an objectively mid cuisine (we have good cheese and desserts I'll give you that, everything else you can shut the fuck up about). It's like when how we delude ourselves into thinking England can win the World Cup but times 100
>>20983851Why lie to me? You are not British and your other posts have proved this. Where were you born? Pakistan, Somalia? You are a bad tempered little twat but you are not ethnically British.
>>20983500Daily Mail. Pic is of a typical young modern British person eating a sandwich and an old timer white Britisher making his boring outdated sandwich https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14086091/gen-z-waging-war-sandwiches
>>20983859I'm from near Sunderland, I've posted a timestamp on my white skin next to a British passport multiple times on this board. I'm not doing it every time. Btw, this would be one of the first parts of the flowchart. "wahhh you think toad-in-the-hole is boring, you must be brown" Shallow deflection, stop pretending "only true Anglos enjoy sausage rolls" because your making us all sound like oafs
>>20983885>I've done it lots of times but won't do it nowOK Aftab.
>>20983885Why lie?
>>20983896Again, this is part of the flowchart. No defense of British foods, just ad hominems. How do I know you aren't one of the cucked subservient Indians trying to attack Pakistanis and Somalians in order to blend in with the locals?
>>20983904>still not posted the thing he's posted dozens of times beforeOK Smackrat.
>>20983903You anorl, cunt. See >>20983904
>>20983904There are at least three of us that have caught you out, what foods do you like?
>>20983908You did it again
>>20983915>still hasn't posted the thing he's posted dozens of times before>againOk Pissjar
>>20983914Holy fuck this would also be part of the flowchart. No defense whatsoever of British food in a thread about British food, just whataboutisms, ad hominems, and no-true-Scotsmans from top to bottom
>>20983923I will ask again. > what foods do you like?
>>20983923>STILL not posted the thing he's posted dozens of times before OR said what food he actually likes (because it would resemble vinegary diarrhoea scraped up mid sex emergency).OK Arsefan
>>20983923You pretend to be British and hate British food, so answer the question.What is your favorite food?
>>20983921>>20983931I never claimed I'd done it dozens of times, the point is whenever I do the goalposts shift to "corn syrup and diversity powder" even though there are other 'white people cuisines' that are much better. >>20983930>>20983914>she still can't make the case that British food is good
>>20983969>What is your favorite food?It's a simple question.You faked being British now and simple answer will do.Tell us some of your favourite foods?
>>20983977I wouldn't bother, if this is the retard who said you get fryups in prison. Then blagged that he was in prison. Then ran away when he got called out
>>20983406so...food. this is yet another repeat "4chan incels once again fall hook line and sinker for clickbait" episode. i'm so tired of this one.
>>20983959Since you're so insistent on NOT defending British food and instead hoping to attack another cuisine I'll give you this: my favourites are French, Italian, Korean, and Indian, in that order. Thai, Turkish, Mexican,Chinese, and even American all also mogg British food.Can't wait for you to attack those cuisines instead of making a case for British food though
>>20983979You are a liar.You are not British and at least three of us have caught you out. Stop telling lies.>>20983990More generic lies. Give up now and go to bed kid.
>>20983969>multiple>dozensYour splitting hairs can't help you Cuzfuck, post it again and post your favourite food.
>>20983979I've never been imprisoned lol. I don't like fryups though. The macros appeal to me as a manual worker who lifts weights but it is a very uninspired, one-note dish
>>20983990>British food?.EWWW GROSS!!!>I want the chicken boiled in a bladder full of pigs piss, and a side order of goose that's had a feeding tube rammed down its throat everyday and some slimey garden vermin, thank you VERY much.
>>20984001Not the same person then... carry on, fuckface
>>20983996The point is it doesn't matter if you prove you're British, the NPC responses never change. Treat it as a thought experiment and imagine I'm your cousin who thinks British food is boring. Make a case for it dipshit, what don't you get
>>20984003I like garlic, citrus, ginger, chillies, herbs, spices, fermented foods in moderate amounts... please continue comparing that to bile filled organs, it's really helping prove my point that British food is indefensible without crazy fallacies
>>20984009>cousinOutted yourself.
>>20984014>garlic, citrus, ginger, chillies, herbs, spices, fermented foods in moderate amountsAnon...
>>20983994Thank you for conceding, I offered 9 different cuisines for you to attack instead of defending British food and you didn't even bother. That was mature of you mate, good work
>>20983990This kid continued through the thread and pretended that every British meal was shit.He was caught by out a number of anons and now refuses to answer simple questions .He will not reveal his favorite food or tell us where he really comes from.He is NOT British and many of us have rumbled him. The sad fact is, he still lives in his own little bubble and doesn't realise this.
>>20984003No I'll just have the boiled eels in jelly that haven't been deboned, proper lush innitYou're seething so hard it's fuckin great kek
>>20984015>incapable of engaging a hypothetical thought experiment>think that exonerated him from the non-white accusations he was just throwing out
>>20984029Anon really be livin like its 1888 and Leatherapron is still stalking Whitechapel.
>>20984029Gor blimey, I just saw Springheeled Jack jump overhead. I'm just going down Ching's opium den.
>>20984030The same picture posted 3 times already in this thread.You are not British, you are a liar. Fuck off.
>>20984015I think you've replied to the wrong comment. I'm from the Tyne-Tees region and I've shared my favourite cuisines.Yet here you are YET AGAIN grasping at straws and desperately trying do ANYTHING but make a case for British food being good.P.s I think you're a foreigner trying to blend in with the local boomers. Prove me wrong
>>20984041They aren't the same, I've added a tiny squiggle to the bottom right corner so HAH!
>>20984043>I'm from the Tyne-Tees region and I've shared my favourite cuisines.No you haven't you just posted a dozen or so different countries, You are clearly NOT British and you have been caught out. I ask you yet again for the umpteenth time, what is your favourite food?
>>20984043Irony alertI replied to the wrong comment while assuming someone else replied to the wrong commentMeant to reply to this guy >>20984024
>>20984060Daft cunt, don't you see the irony of your comment?We are in a thread about British food and some fucking Brit (me) is making the claim that British food us boring and that most Brits have knee-jerk, fallacious, NPC responses that seek only to attack other cuisines instead of actually defending British food in a thread about British food. wtf?Okay, fuck it. Let's say my favourite food is Toad-in-the-whole with roast potatoes and carrots, peas, and gravy - but i think all other British food is shit. Please, pleeeeease tell me why bacon in white bread is good. Please tell me why meat in pastry is worth paying for
Looks like fat brits have been at war with food for decades chubby cunts make me sick.
>>20984094>Toad-in-the-whole with roast potatoes and carrots, peas, and gravy - but i think all other British food is shit.It took you about half a dozen attempts to get you to tell me your favourite food but I thought you said British food is shit . . . .you just found something on the internet and went with it.You are a liar, you are not British . . . .we have caught you out, fuck off.
>>20984117It's NOT my favourite food you idiot, I was stooping to your level to try and get you to expand and think about shit - the way you do with a child. But you still are reverting back to "ur not bridish" Let's get specific: do you think British food is better than French food? If so, why? If not, why? At some point you'll have to start making a case for British food. Since I'm coming down to your lowly level of discussion I might as well accuse you of not being Anglo, maybe that will muster SOMEthing with substance - or at the least make you see what a silly hill you are sat on
>>20984117it's actually hilarious how retarded you are
>>20984094>Toad-in-the-whole
>>20984148>auto-correct typos prove I'm rightFallacy fallacy, stfu
You foreign blokes have no idea how stupid Brit boomers are
>>20984166>you don't get it m8, when your cuisine is 40% flour and potatoes your palate recognises a Scotch egg as an exquisite food item
Interesting that after pointing out all the fallacious bullshit my boomer-minded compatriots are guilty of using they completely disappeared - despite, me teeing them up to sing the praises of British food muuuultiple times. I was more invested in playing Morrowind than entertainment this bullshit but I literally win,. I'm going to work on that flowchart I mentioned but I will have to go through archived stuff and lurk in future threads to make it indisputable
>>20982333Why do brits hate flavor?
>>20984258it's ingrained in their caste system. flavor is for nobles
>>20984274Unironically. Anything beyond bog-standard is considered "posh"
>>20984304>unironicallyWhoops, the opinion of a mental midget is discarded
>>20984372>she can't defend British food to a 'mental midget'You are a Jeremy Kyle show guest you numpty
>>20984405Not British. Not defending their cuisine. The usage of that word is a clear indicator of a lack of decent education.
>>20982533It's just fucking clickbait.
>>20984253Cheers, excited to see the flowchart
>>20982337>Just want a beef and mustard sandwich like my father and his father before him had.Ok so make one you fucking pussy
>>20982372I'm gonna start using woke foods as a synonym for ethnic foods for maximum ass pain.
>>20985399Checked, it has potential.
>>20984094Tastes good. Fills a hole. Simple as.
>>20982448>why pepo>blames chinalol
