>>20988142What is that cum looking sauce that I see get squirted all over everything these days?
stop eating pizza
>>20988169Catupiry cheese, it's a kind of cream cheese.
>>20988176This is why 3rd worlders are so unproductive. Their food has such low nutritional density that they have to spend most of their day eating and shitting just to meet the bare minimum level of sustenance.
>>20988179fucking Brazilians man
>>20988205Europeans are unproductive because they aren't grovelling to their paymasters licking boots like they're ice cream. Get back to work.
>>20988209The absolute state of European "cooking". You've become the wyppo food meme.
>>20988223Don't let your boss find out what you're doing!
>>20988209That’s why you guys drool and we rule. Enjoy our cultural exports while they dominate your world ;)
>>20988231Haha, a proud bootlicker. Of which there are 10s of millions, ecstatic to make their company more money with no trickle down for themselves
>>20988142I ate an entire pizza for dinner and now I feel really sleepy.
>>20988250You've earned your rest.
>>20988223It's a Brazilian video made by a nutritionist, and we all know nutritionists can't cook, speacially women and specially in Anno Domini MMXXIV.
>>20988142>weirdest pepperonis I've ever seen >cum mixed with that weird yellow thing Nigga wtf is this shit?
>>20988176fake
>>20988528fat
>>20988142last one i made
>>20988179I'm American and I discovered this stuff a few years ago and it's awesome. Idk why we don't have something like that, I mean we have stuff like squirt cheese or cheez whiz but those are things that only boomers or poors eat here. Catupiry is also was better quality than any of that garbage.
https://screaminsicilian.com/product/thin-crispy-pepperoni-sausage/Throw sandwich ham on top to make it more filling.
made focaccia for the first time with some home grown Everglades tomatoes, pepperoni and chucks of mozzarella
came out pretty good for only a 2 hour rise
surprisingly crispy outside and light fluffy open crumb
>>20988142Figuring out how to make great pizza with only my convection oven room a bit, but now I'm an expert at it
>>20988652but wheres cheese
>>20989153those white blobs are chopped mozzarella stick, they browned pretty bad but tasted great
Considering splurging for a Ooni Volt
>>20989143looks good, nice blistering on the roni really activates the flavor
>>20988176No, pizza tastes good.
>>20988330>we all know nutritionists can't cookI'll say. That rice doesn't even look like its been cooked, at all.
>>20988142what happened to frozen pizza makers including a carboard?
>>20989143nice za bro no cap frgo for a thinner crust bro no cap fr.. Hi I'm AI Brayden, how can I help you?
>>20988614>left Cringe>rightBased
>>20988142>in some redneck town for work today>for lunch should i have pizza or some bbq next to a gas station run by a nog?>get the bbq>was really good>got a fist bump when left 50 cents tip on the way out>come home after 3 hours drive>mom made calzones for dinner
>>20988223The papper plate does it
>>20988142I like your backsplash, Anon.
>>20989898that is a ceramic plate. you got eyes, son?
>>20989725die painfully
>>20988176There's no fucking way that is accurate
>>20988652I'm so fucking hard looking at that goddamn
>>20990381it is
>>20988176
>>20988142Pizza time
>>20990385Damn.
>>20988142love me some brazilian pizza
>>20988330>we all know nutritionists can't cookIt's not that they can't cook, it's that flavor is the natural enemy of nutritionBasically everything that is tasty is also bad for you in some way or anotherSo if you're going to have a lifestyle that is focused centrally on being healthy, you're going to eat like shitIt's the same reason vegan dishes are all terrible>>20990654That's not a pizza, it's a fucking hate crime against Italians
>>20990654>>20991763That's literally a lethal amount of vitamin A.
>>20991763>So if you're going to have a lifestyle that is focused centrally on being healthy, you're going to eat like shitFor a while and then you get used to it. It's like coming off of a drug, at first you go through withdrawals but then you get used to it. I got real fat during covid and then just switched to healthy food—no specific recipes, I just bought frozen vegetables, frozen fish/chicken, and once a day I'd steam them and then eat them. After a while just the relief from being hungry is good enough. I literally can't have any sweets or too much salt on it now because it's overpowering.I don't even know what I'm doing on this board.
>>20991763>So if you're going to have a lifestyle that is focused centrally on being healthy, you're going to eat like shitThat's only true if you can't cook and have to rely on copious amounts of butter, cheese and bacon to cover up your lack of skills.Nevertheless, I eat clean from Sunday to Friday, and Saturday is my pig day so I'll eat anything I want. The thing is, though, when you get used to eating clean, your urges for fatty foods greatly diminish and when you do eat it, digestion is very slow.
>>20988649>>20988652That's just deep dish pizza without the sauce
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>>20992158>>20992167best in thread IMO
>>20992217Thanks
>>20988176Unless that thing on the left is made out of bacon grease and flour, there's no way its 1600kcal.
>>20992102>adding raw mushrooms to pizza>not even sautéing it in butter and garlicI hate you dumb fucking apes so much
>>20992264They soak up the cheese and salami grease you absolute pizzlet.
