>precisely sauced
>>21014532>raw fish and cooked rice :(>raw fish and cooked rice IN NIPPON :Osushi is the biggest meme of foods
>>21014532He had to spend ten years learning how to use that brush. Your expense account doesn't entitle you to fuck his art up the ass
>>21014537>raw fish and cooked rice :(Does that even exist outside nippon in the first place
>>21014546maybe in some inuit village
>>21014546yeah, here in mexico, but I never eat raw fish, that shit has parasites. I only ask for the vegetarian kind
>>21014546In almost every seaside area
>>21014572Vegetarian raw fish?
>>21014537Ceviche?
>>21014537Pretty sure the biggest meme in foods is that you can't break pasta or some other related Italian nonsense
>>21014532How did the ancient japs even survive eating only this their whole life?
>>21014700the fish in ceviche is actually cooked by the acid
>>21014701nah, it's sushi.
>>21014587Lies
>>21014532I’d honestly walk out if some faggot slathered soy sauce all over my sushi because ‘they know how to apply the perfect amount’ - I bought it, I’ll decide how much fucking soy sauce I want on it, thanks.
The proper way is to soak the nigiri until it is noticeably heavierTake this two thin coats shit back to tg.
>>21014714Partially though. Not even considered cooked at all.
>>21014532If it's precisely sauced why do they have extra sauce containers around?
>precisely faggoted(this thread)
>>21014974To test you
>>21014835prove it,, walk out next time it happens or your fake af
>>21014532>precisely saucedThat implies that taste is objective.That implies taste has objective genetic perametres.That implies that genetics have objective importance.That implies anyone who doesn't like the genetically objective precise sauce level is genetically out of alignment with the objective genetic precision of human taste.That implies that someone who looks down on people for wanting more or less sauce than the genetically objective precise sauce level is looking down on people for being genetically incorrect.Ipso facto anyone who praises "Precise Saucing" is advocating, inadvertently, for a genetic standard of Superior and Inferior humanity.I understand I am taking this to the absolute limit of absurdity, but absurd does not mean incorrect.Nothing I have said does not flow from one point to the next.If taste is objective, differing tastes imply differing genetics.If you look down at someone for wanting more soy sauce than the "precise level", you're looking down on them for differing tastes.And thus, differing genetics.
>>21014702they were skinny and still are
>>21014532
>>21015051Incorrect.The application of one chemical to another causes a reaction.The quantity of either checmical can affect the nature of that reaction.A piece of fish can be precisely sized; a quantity of rice can be precise; ergo, the amount of saucedness can also be precise.Accusing someone of "looking down on one's genetics" is the implication that you believe yourself above reproach and judgement, that you are the arbiter of who is judging others.You may pretend you prefer the taste of burnt scrambled eggs, but noone will describe said scramble as anything but burnt.
I have no idea why people ask sauce with your food, do you know all your food cooks with sauces are much better than dumb soy sauce? You really ruined your food in you put soy sauce in there.
>>21015051Lot of words for “eat your sushi nigger”
>>21014547don't think eskimos have rice
>>21016230Eskimos are squinty people and squinty people have rice.
>>21016283They eat polar bear stew, I'd shut up about them if I were you
>>21014532>Handles your ready-to-eat food with bare hands>Thlee hundled dorrar, gaijin!
>>21015759shushi niggers are a very expensive rare delicacy
ethically sauced
>>21014702most ancient nips ate millet and pickles
>>21014587Are you counting pickled/brined/cold smoked/fermented fish?
>>21014546>>21016519Not with rice but raw salmon with a vinegar sauce has been a thing in sweden and norway since the 1700s like a sashimi style. Not as common as smoked salmon but there are historical records of some french ambassador seething about getting fed raw fish in the early 1700s or something.
>>21014537>calling fish with rice sushiyeah, maybe cheapo fake ones but true sushi is sashimi only
>>21014546really only exists in korea or arctic russian regions where they eat it frozen>>21016527famous rice-eating nations sweden and norway
>>21016728Then why have 2 words for it retard?
>>21014538fucking BASED. I got the reference and love the show
>>21014537>thing :(>thing, X :OI hate this meme when will it die?
>>21017319memes never die. They live in our hearts forever. That is the magic of memes
>>21017319you're keeping it alive, friendt. the original poster
>>21014695fish aren't meat, allegedly
>>21017319When people find something even less funny to predictably reply with
>>21014701>Pretty sure the biggest meme in foods is that you can't break pasta This is legitimately irritating though. The noodles are too small if you snap them in half
>>21014532>mfw some annoying cunt calls my local sushi bar a temple
>>21014537Better than cooked fish and raw rice
>>21014537ever get tired of reposting other men's opinions?
>>21014537I prefer cooked fish and raw rice
>>21017319
>>21018156Wow. You depicted him as a soyjak.
>>21015051>taste has objective genetic perametres. you haven't tied taste to genetics. you're missing a step.
I had a dream last night that I had a pile of sashimi and a pile of cooked rice and I stuffed my face with it using my hands, picking up some fish and eating it, picking up some rice with my hands and wiping wasabi on it and eating it, it was heaven I wish it were easier/cheaper to source sushi grade fish because I'd eat it far more often
>>21017319It will die when weebs stop obsessing over mundane things from Japan. So never.
>>21017319It will die when tourists who are terrified of being perceived as weebs by association stop seething at the existence of mundane things from Japan. So never.
>>21018524Get with the times buddy. 4chan hasn't been an anime imageboard for about 15 years now.Besides that, the culture has shifted. In the early 2000s kids grew up watching Dragonball and Pokémon. Some anime from that era was even prestigious, like Cowboy Bebop. These days nobody watches anime except trannies and mentally infantile dweebs. You are an annoying loser and nobody likes you. Japanese people hate you by the way.
>>21018556This post is succinct and erudite.
>>21018556nerve hit
>>21018563>gets btfo>n-n-n-no actually you're seething not me!
>>21014702fish folded over 9000 times
>>21014537Super expensive fine dining sushi is a scamSushi as simple fast food is based
>>21014702Traditional sushi was grabbing fish that started rot-fermenting and needed to be preserved quickly, fully wrapping it up in vinegary/salty rice and storing it cool. It was never a delicacy. Just preserved fish.
>>21018161>Wow, you depicted him as a soyjak
>>21018601>starts seething about anime for no reason>I-I btfo you saar
>>21018290I've been on a crazy tuna kick lately. tartar, nigiri. The other night i made a tuna tartar with cubes of cucumber and avocado, soy sauce, rice vinegar, unagi, scallions, fermented black bean paste. served spread on some fried up egg roll wrappers
>>21018556Anime is completely mainstream now.
>>21015300I've been looking for the original for a while do you have it?
>>21020691I don't know what planet you're on but anime is not mainstream among anyone except trannies.
>>21018812Only in Chinese cuisine do you purposefully allow fish to rot i.e haam yu, before preserving it, it creates a lot of amazing smells and flavours even if it's sadly carcinogenicIn Narezushi, the fish was gutted and cleaned and then salted, after a period of time it was then fermented with rice Also there was nowhere to just 'grab' fish that started to rot, the way you got fish is by going out and fishing for itIf you didn't do that you wouldn't have fish which would be allowed to rotIn a pre-modern context, food which could be preserved was very valuable and so you'd have fishermen go out specifically to get fish in order to make NarezushiThere weren't huge fishmongers in Medieval Japan who decided to turn the fish that didn't sell that day into Narezushi
>>21014532That will be an extra 300 dolla baka gaijin
>>21020735everyone should upcharge tourists when you have retarded americans talking like they're in a nightclub in your 7-seat resturaunt
>>21020899is he kneeling for saint floyd?
>>21020711insane larp, anime is 100% mainstream and normal now
>>21020711actually delusional and retarded
>>21017319It's not "thing, X" weeb trash
>>21021627fuck off cartoon watcher tranny
>>21022083?
>nobody posted it
>>21023856WHAT A WEEB SPAZ
>>21023856This is so much better without the audio. He has a very nerdy, tinny voice that doesn't carry his bossy attitude in this scene well.
>>21023856
>>21023856i mean i can kind of understand his anger. you're eating at a place where the chefs put great care into the end product and then you see an ignorant american just piss all over the floor
>>21025270chill out mr miyagi
>>21014532I love making sushi rolls at home desu. It's really fun and always tasty and you can put whatever inside.
>>21014546It was in China when the Japanese culturally appropriated it from them Tempura? The portugese taught them that
>>21014700Is not served with rice, and like other anon said, cooked in acid
>>21015051There's a ted talk that makes your point with out sounding unhinged. The shirt is there is no perfect Pepsi, only perfect pepsis. There's a range people like and people fall on different parts of that range, and everything is subjectiveThus there is no perfectly sauced sushi, but there are perfectly sauced sushi's.
>>21015740Wrong. Your personal taste is not doctrine. I don't care for cheese. I may be wrong for it, but if you give me perfectly whatevered cheese, I'd still want to vomit. You're not so amazing that your personal tastes are the gold standard. Get over yourself. Despite what your mom told you, you're not that special. If those people like a scrambled eggs cooked more, then that's perfect for them, not for you. Yours is shit to them. You're not above reproach, nor the arbiter of what tastes good. You may oretend to be the supreme judge of how things should be, but no one would describe you as anything but a fucking retard And esl, no one is two words
>>21015750No it doesn't, unless you consider the oil that's used to transfer the heat as a sauce. But I know you're not so stupid to claim something so retardedt. Works in a restaurant
>>21026085The final Japanese redpill is realizing even Japanese people don't like Japanese food. If you see what families and working class people eat it's>katsudon and tempura from the Portuguese>curry (shitty take based on British curry, which itself is already a shitty take on Indian curry)>cream stew (shitty blanquette de veau)>fried rice (shitty take on chinese, but at least no gutter oil I guess)>ramen (Chinese noodles)>omurice (they somehow undercook French omelettes, which are already gooey inside)>napolitan spaghetti (shitty and overcooked take on Italian pasta)>croquette (another shitty take on the French)This isn't even mentioning 和菓子 (wagashi), their native confection which nobody buys because everyone lines up at the French patisserie instead.
>>21016395>>Thlee hundled dorrar, gaijin!Please learn your stereotypes. Japanese can't pronounce l, which is why they say samurai and not samulaiChinese can't pronounce r, which is why its lo mein and not ro meanI can't tell who you're making fun of, unless you're just trying to embarrass yourself. Good job, if that's it
>>21016728True sushi is the rice itself. The word means sour rice. Please be a better weeb
>>21018556>nobody watches anime>2 anime character in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade this year>4chan hasn't been an anime imageboard for about 15 years now>refuses to stop being aggressively ignorant about things every other person on the planet knows is fact
>>21020726Scandinavian, too, not just Chinese. They have a rotting shark dish, for example
>>21014532I feel like whenever I go to a traditional Japanese restaurant I'm expected to engage in this kayfabe where I pretend that this is like fine art or something, and yeah I understand that you get some of that with fine dining in general but it feels especially egregious with Japanese. Those fucking waitresses at the Soba shop were acting pretty uppity considering that their food tastes like dirt, and the sauce didn't do much to help.
>>21026128>2 anime character in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade this yearI'm not particularly interested in what happens in 3rd world countries.
>>21026131>>21020726It's fermented, not rotten. Also it's not uncommon in Lao and Thai cuisine either.
>>21026147>america is thrid worldWatch you be too afraid to say where you're from
>>21026148They let it sit in a shack for months. No pickling juice. That's not fermenting, that's rotting, unless you want to pretend fermenting is a nice way to say rotting Either way, i hear it smells gross but tastes great
>>21026141you always can fart and groan when you eat your usual mc nuggies while watching tiktok. maybe just try to be open to something new :)
>>21026223yes fermenting is just controlled rotting, retard
>>21025270They paid for the foodThey can eat it however the fuck they want
>>21023856>it is already precisely saucedclearly not because suit-chad wanted more soy sauce on itit wasn't precisely sauced for him
>>21023856Suit guy is an uncultured swine. The guy yelling is a spazz. Both can be true at the same time.
>>21017319I wouldn't care if people actually used the format properly. People take 2 things that aren't even analogous and do the :| vs :○ shit
>>21026648>things that aren't even analogous:l>people actually using the format properly.:O
>>21016527>french ambassador seething about getting fed raw fish in the early 1700s or something.Only slightly later the Swedes would make a Frenchman their king
>>21014702During samurai times they ate a shitton of rice and millet and pickled vegetables to help shovel down the rice. They only ate fish if they caught it themselves and only had the luxury of eating meat if it was shared by a lord.
>>21014532>Saucely precise
>>21016395Sushi is best served at body temperature, so the bare hands are a necessity.
>>21014537It just hits better (better mouthfeel etc) when it's in Japan
>>21026414The opposite. He wanted it imprecisely sauced. In that temple, precision was sancrosanct. Cellphones were anathema.
>>21023856>Precisely sauced
>>21014887HELP ME BROTHER
>>21026109>which itself is already a shitty take on Indian curryIf by "shitty" you mean "actually edible and not containing literal shit"
>>21026115Oho, I have blought shame to my ancestors I must commit HARA KIRI
>>21026099>>21026105>>21015051you idiots are conflating precision, a word with a very specific meaning, with personal taste and the word perfection.midwit fucking pseuds>>21026410>autist on mongolian basket weaving forum cannot comprehend decorum
>>21029856>decorum >in a fucking sushi barYou’re a fucking twat, lad. Take your weeb ass to another board.
>>21030103>decorum in publicIt can be seen that this confuses and enrages you, but do please calm down ma'am you are being hysterical.
>>21030103The Japanese insist on decorum in all things, anon. Right up to and including death.
>>21029752no that is not what they mean retard
>>21029856Pretty sure that yelling at people and making a scene and cursing, shows a lot more disrespect to decorum than putting some extra soy sauce, which was offered by the restaurant no less, on a piece of raw fish on rice.
>>21026148>it's not rotting it's fermented>>21026242>fermented is rotted, retardPlease pick oneAnd don't sign your posts, it's bad taste here
>>21029822Not ansetols? Not hali kali? Chinese don't practice hari kariYou're a dumb ass for not committing. There's plenty of great racist jokes to make, and you make jokes about some other group of people
>>21029856No, esl, we are merely aware that precision trumps personal taste. Hence why anyone who knows the language would associate precise and accurate with perfection
>>21029558Based.
>>21031142Yes it is what you mean, Sukdeep
>>21031232Indians name their children "Dickshit" and this is what you went with?
>>21014538>Your expense account doesn't entitle you to fuck his art Devouring “art” is a grotesque notion, dear faggot.
>>21031279Have a little decorum, anon
>>21026115>Japanese can't pronounce l, which is why they say samurai and not samulaiIt sounds more like samudai
>>21031378what is wrong with your ears
>>21031178>No, esl, we are merely aware that precision trumps personal taste.Nice projection, my pseudo-intellectual brownoid friend. Conflation and association are not the same and precision and personal taste are not comparable.
If you want a raw beef and bbq based sushi bar, reply to my post.
>>21032737
>>21026141>I'm expected to engage in this kayfabe where I pretend that this is like fine art or somethingThe weebs don't help, they play along every time and they're enough of the clientele for "out of the way, authentic" places that the staff get used to it.
>>21020726fermented fish is pretty common in any area with access to fish. like roman garum fermented fish sause.>>21026148>>21031171fermentation is just edible kinds of rot. like yeast based. Same bacteria you can eat fine, others you cant.
>>21014538Regular reminder that throwing a screaming shitfit in the middle of a restaurant over soy sauce is massively more offensive, in both cultures, than dipping your sushi in the sauce.
>>21029558>Not my problem
>>21023856I love Japan but damn I hate weebs so much.
>>21016527Don't forget the raw salted herring
>>21014537Yo.Everything you just said was completely wrong. (Lightsaber noises)Actually sushi is the new coffee for westerners. What's my litmus test? Women. They love coffee. They love sushi. They love mochi. This will only accelerate as time goes on and the normies box masses learn the BEST sushi rolls that exist and are easy to find.
>>21022097Sorry anon is right. They're making live action one piece in english... >And zomg world look at the success!!This would be an impossibility if it weren't for it's mainstream ism and writers all getting collectively pissed at Hollywood Jews, and going on a big writers strike. Oh fuck I forgot they are doin an anime lord of the rings too. To attempt to repair their brand name after making their dwarf queen hill to die on.
>>21033520Being a sushi chef for 50 years doesn't entitle him to fuck his art up the ass!
>>21033855Nor does it entitle him to film his customers while lecturing them.
>>21034954It's the clearly customer that is filming howthougheverbeittheless
>>21033400His shitfit was because he was blabbing on a cellphone, discussing work. By the time he noticed the imprecise application of sauce, he'd already lost his mind, and all self control was gone.
>>21031769They are entirely comparable when that is what guy in video related is displaying. Fuck, theres even that dumb ass here who made his own food tier list and was in another post treating it as a legitimate source. It's OK that a chef has burnt out their taste buds and over salts things cuz his palette feels that's correct. It's OK if another errs on the other extreme and gives the customer options to adjust to their own taste. Precision can exist in the technique of how, but not in the subjective experience of the end user. There is no one perfect thing, only perfect things. All of this is over your head, as displayed when you said I'm brown due to being familiar with words, English, and people's perceptions of their own tastes and thoughts. Here on out I'm just mocking you. You're not only wrong, but a jerk, and don't deserve the actual discussion
>>21033466Jesus has this same issue. He arright, but his followers are the worst
>>21035726>Jesus is cool, what he says makes sense>His followers: you should probably listen to Him>REEEEEEEEEE
>>21035721>sorry that you don't understand english words and believe that precision and preference are different, but that's what you get when your a moron that can't cook a proper word salad
>>21036503His "followers" are the retards on pol, thoughIf you want to be like them, that's a you problem
>>21037025>still can't grasp there is no perfect thing, only perfect thingsHow would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast today?
>>21037539>Turn the other cheek>Let he among without fault cast the first stone.>Give onto Caesar what belongs to Caesar>A new command I give you: Love one another.The """followers""" on /pol/ would hang Jesus if he showed up today.
>>21014537>Steak and fries: How barbaric!>Steak Frites: Honhonhonhon!
>>21026090I serve mine on rice like pokeyou lack imagination
>>21026223>>21031171>>21033228Fermentation only pertains to the development of flavor, while rotting (in the case of narezushi) affects both taste and texture through bacterial breakdown.If you sweat and don't shower, your skin is fermenting. If you have an extremely bad and worsening infection due to an open wound, it's rotting.
>>21037025>cooked saladThis triggers me. Salads are prepared, if you're cooking the salad it becomes a stir fry, you mongrel.
How precisely sauced was this burger?
>>21041082>It took her 10 years to learn how to hold the bun...THE BUN!
>>21014538>he festishizes the chef>he doesn't realize food is subjective, and prepared how the end user desires it
>>21023856>in this templeI love how his tard rangler comes and handles him
>>21014537>women when seeing medium rare meat : omg I'm scared it looks still raw>women when seeing sushi : OMG SUSHIIIII YES
>>21026109Let me explain why you feel the way you do.These Japanese-style dishes are in demand because they are often very easy and inexpensive to make.However, tempura and pork cutlets are quite difficult to make until you get the hang of it.Such difficult or troublesome dishes like tempura can be eaten at restaurants.That is why there are many sushi chains and izakayas in Japan.It is not that the Japanese are averse to traditional cuisine.On the contrary, I feel that it is because they cannot eat it everyday that they cherish it.>WagashiI never really liked this one as a kid.I really thought that wagashi should be lost and replaced with chocolate and cream.And I thought that my kind of thinking was normal and that wagashi would one day disappear and be gone.But decades later, wagashi is still available everywhere in Japan!Moreover, I now buy and eat wagashi from time to time!This is why the Japan you see is only a small part of the picture.
>>21016728frigging baka gaijin
Global warming conditions make parasites prosper, fish is now full of worms. It's a shame, I used to love sushi.
>>21025270How does the chef know how much sauce he likes?Tastes are different.It may have been precisely sauced for the chef but it's the paying customer that decides how much sauce they want.
>>21045920Most western countries require the fish to be frozen at least once to kill any parasites.But you're probably the same shizo that always rants about this shit so you won't care.
>>21016230They will when we give them a surplus of R.
>>21046234Just get an additional source.But I'm sure different chefs will respond differently.Anyway, if you don't like it, just change the taste yourself or never go to that restaurant again.
>>21046309Freezing might kill the worms, but it might not kill the eggs. Not to mention, authentic sushi boasts using the most fresh fish that is supposedly never frozen.
>>21046342When will you start doing this in your countries?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssUGjmymnsY
>>21046375Naruhodo, wakarimashita. [spoiler]Nigger, how is that supposed to protect against parasites?[/spoiler]
>>21046467First of all, most parasites hide in internal organs for efficient nutrition.However, as the organs decompose after death, the parasites migrate to the meat.To solve this problem>Cool the whole body to slow the decomposition>Slow decomposition by removing the cause of decomposition>Remove the internal organs.These three methods are effectiveSo far, do I make myself clear?
>>21046501Yes, this explanation makes sense. Thanks for the write up, this is interesting. Needless to say, they will never be as careful and thoughtful about processing fish where I live.
>>21037539Kamala lost
>>21037539The fact that you associate Christianity with /pol/ is very much a (You) problem. It speaks of incredible ignorance and a very unhealthy internet addiction, and while most /pol/tards admittedly share those flaws, they at least have stopped short of the chemically-castrated state you've dragged yourself into and tried to preserve some moral boundaries.
>>21046594fs, i just came here to talk sushi
>>21046529>Instant death hinders the consumption of nutrients.>Reduces the smell of decay by removing the blood that causes it.>Reduces the fever of the meat by removing the nerves.Sushi restaurants will pay high prices for this kind of processing, so maybe some fishermen will start doing it in your country soon.Now for lesson two.>Remove mucus and scales from the surface>Remove guts and blood clotshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOwZKy6XsoFor advanced chefshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZfjqvrWO8That's all for this lesson.In the next lesson, we'll show you how to do a final check to make sure there are no parasites.
>>21014546we eat that at micronesian island
>>21031178nobody is falling for this shit just admit you were wrong it's genuinely embrassing to watch try and save this
