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your ancestors suffered so you could indulge yourself in all the culinary pleasures you could imagine. don't hold back now.
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>>21063728
You'll get fat, your wife will leave you for Chad, and you will have no descendants, thereby wasting all your ancestors' efforts.
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>>21063796
>You'll get fat
You can eat a lot of things without getting fat.
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>>21063728
how I interpret it
>eat as many different types of expensive food as you can and try all the things you want
how >>21063796 interprets it
>don't eat the icky veggies. pizza and hamborger every day. ice cream for breakfast, yay. yummy soda
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>>21063796
>thereby wasting all your ancestors' efforts
I used to fall for this meme but the reality is that life isn't a video game, there is no high score for having 12 children, you die and everything fades out and that's it. Have kids because raising them is a joy, not because you got memed on
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>kill/exile the turks
>keep the good recipes but make them with pork as added insult
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>>21063910
Why do so many cultures refuse to eat pig? They're missing out like crazy, pork is delicious and it's dirt cheap.
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>>21063796
gms
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>>21064365
because those cultures are sticklers for tradition without pondering the reasons said traditions existed in the first place, pork being considered unclean being one of those
pork was called unclean because it was a scavenger and ate everything therefore if you weren't good at keeping an eye on the pigs you were raising you have a higher risk of contracting parasites and illness from eating them, so the cultural leaders ingrained it into the population that pig is bad down to a spiritual level to dissuade them from pig rearing

that's how it was done for a lot of things
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>>21064478
Minutes since /pol/ cried about minorities:0
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>>21064365
Pork is so easy to raise it gave peasants to much ability to resist. So got banned in some strains of wheat storage cultures.
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>>21064482
they asked, I answered
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>>21063728
>your ancestors suffered so you could indulge yourself in all the culinary pleasures you could imagine.
No, they suffered because they were too retarded to learn how to cook properly, like me. They had all sorts of shit back then, but no knowledge to use it proper.

>>21063796
>thereby wasting all your ancestors' efforts.
Nah, I'm part of a big family, a few dead limbs won't mean shit. Family name is already passed on to little ones in other branches. And you never know, my dick isn't limp yet, so I could always impregnate some ladies at a later date, but highly unlikely. Just depends on how bad things get.
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But I get full really fast.
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>>21063828
This is correct. Except for the fading to black part. We are spiritual beings and are all the children of God.
Our earthly genetics are as irrelevant as dirt. You should be able to comprehend this, you have the God-given tools to know better. Like within a few generations your "bloodline" is completely washed out anyway.
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>>21063728
i gained 30lbs this fall
can't do it anymore
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>>21063728
>pic uwu related

pray tell where can i eat some anime loli pussy?
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>>21064482
Motherfucker didn't even say anything inflammatory, that is just straight up history.
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>>21063828
>>21065855
i am waiting to be isekaied to a better tomorrow or alien planet where i can afford to have a loli harem like based Satoo san

>>21064478
that is haram n dum. because they still eat fish and crabs who eat tons of parasites, mercury and oil spills.
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>>21063910
>>keep the good recipes but make them with pork as added insult

i eat glory of nippon kebabs. with pork oil and pork.
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>>21064365
Because Pigs ate anything but cud and were kept in very enclosed shitty spaces away from the heat.
So you have stressed out pigs with weakened immune system likely rolling in their own shit.
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>>21064482
The guy went out of his way to not insult minorities there anon, it was the most neutral, plain, by the books explanation you could get and it's correct. You're just fucking stupid.
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>>21063797
Yeah, by holding back



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