Yogurt males get in here
>mfw the bankers short the yogurt market
>>21068219You're not supposed to do that
>>21068235Yogurt males do what we want.
>greek yogurt>reduced fatwhat's the fucking point
>>210682570%cels get the rope
I dropped the yoghurt after season 2
>>21068199>mfw eating yogurt
>>21068257good macrosi wouldn't expect fatcels to understand
>boomer memes get co-opted by monster energy drink marketers>trap cosplayers get co-opted by monster energy drink marketers>sigma male dorks let their movement get co-opted by yoplait marketerswhy don't zoomers have any danger sense for viral marketing
Is it worth buying a yogurt machine to make yogurt or will the oven with the light on trick work good enough? I eat like 16 ounces of yogurt a day so I need a method that works for large jars or I guess a bunch of small ones.
>>21069532you can make yogurt with a heated blanket.
>>21069537I thought about doing that with kefir but I was afraid itd get too hot and kill the grains. I also looked online and they don't sell heating mats small enough for like one or two jars, only giant mats for a million jars or wrap style ones for gallon jars.I guess I just have to gamble on whichever one seems the best.
>>21069521Yogurt males have nothing to do with any of that
>>21069565mans literally did a photoshoot and made sure to turn the label to the camera every angle
>>21069579That's not the reason why us yogurt males were created
>>21069787Yogurt males were created in Dog's (the bounty hunter) image.
>>21069787and yet you let this become your mascot anyway.
Thinkin about yogurt
>>21069521Yogurt males eat yogurt, not necessarily yoplait
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eTE-gFPsTgw
>>21068199Yogurt and yoga aren't the same thing, but they're both nice in the morning.
>be me>buy big pot of yogurt>sister eats some of it>tell her not to do that again>she says ok>she does it again>she doesn't have a penis, so i can't punch her>dump the remaining contents of the yogurt pot into her handbag
I made another gallon of yogurt on Saturday
>>21070735Kino show
>>21070697it's literally just MGTOW - Brought to you by Yoplait™! and it's pathetic.
>>21070788stop being dumb. watch this >>21070710 and unlock your trve yogvrt mvle potential
>>21070959Only dumb people watch "affirmations" and you'd have to be especially dumb to watch stale MGTOW content rebranded twice over with extra viral marketing for spice.
>>21070982Filtered
>>21070982yogurtless post
>>21070982>nooo men need to stop eating yogurt thats for nazi incels reeeee! think of how the cows would feel if they were as smart as humans!Finna grab a cup of chobani
>>21071271Eating yogurt is fine. I like the kind with the fruit on the bottom.Letting internet losers sell you MGTOW propaganda sponsored by Big Yogurt is not.
>>21069548Why would you do that? You don't have to bring kefir up to yogurt temperatures. Just toss the grains in some milk, wait 24 hours, strain, and repeat for three or five days. Then just do it again and drink your kefir after straining it. Easy. Throw it in a blender with a spoon of preserves too if you want.
For me it's the humble greek yogurt with banana and walnuts. Maybe strawberries instead of banana. Fuck those tiny little cups i only buy large packages.
>>21071970I've a large package for you right here
>>21068199Forgive me but I have forsaken yogurt now that its cold outside. Im a fairweather yogurt male.
yo gurt how ya been man? :D
i'm more of a quark bloke
>>21071513my trad gf and I make homemade yogurtI wouldn't expect non-yogurt males to understand
bump
>>21074931yogurt males dont bump.
>>21074943i just did
>>21068257>>21068274>>21069466brothers, they both fill the same cup. we should rejoice that we yogurt males are able to have many options instead of letting them divide us
>>21075129Is this a some kind of euphemism for gayness? Because you really seem it
>>21069532I think it can be made with a slow cooker, or maybe it was a pressure cooker?
Real Yogurt Males dont use spoons, we squeeze the containers into a ball with our hands and use our tongues
>>21068199Too bad almost all yogurts are pasteurized. Once I drank raw milk kefir I knew that I've been living a lie most of my life. Now I'm looking forward to taste raw milk yogurt but it's hard to get: low production, high demand, few supply chains.
>>21075173i cram it in my ass
>>21075266There's still room up there?! Lol
>>21075133>Thread about sharing and caring>Beta incels immediately get triggeredBiden's America everyone.
>>21069521Yoplait is absolute shit tier.
>>21069548Why would you even bother making less than a gallon?
Skyr is yogurt with the perfect texture
>>21072755
I wish I wasn't permanently scarred/traumatized by yogurt. My mom basically tried to force feed yogurt to me when I was really young, forcing me to puke, and ever since, I could never stand the taste of it, which sucks cause I'm missing out on something really good nutrition wise, and stuff like greek yogurt which is great for a /fit/ lifestyle has to be excluded for me
It's good for your gut flora. I know this very virile man whose wife was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer who eats yogurt every day because he knows it's good for him, and because he will have to take good care of their daughter soon.
>>21075868Yogurt men can handle any adversity thrown their way.
>>21075858I've heard stories like that happening a lot. Can you try covering it up with a lot of fruit or honey or something just to be able to tolerate it at first?Having milk and fermented vegetables like raw sauerkraut (not at the same time) would probably provide a lot of the same benefits anyway if you really can't stand it.
>>21068199I wanna eat the yogurt of a male, if you know what I mean
>>21076065All women crave the man-yogurt of yogurt males, get in line.
>>21076070Why don't women produce life yogurt, only males? It's weird.
>>21075858Stop being a little bitch and blaming your parents
For me, it's the Chobani no sugar added banana or strawberry and nature valley protein granola. Sometimes a banana
>>21068199Haven't had yogurt since I gave up snacks. I eat two meals a day and don't really have room for yogurt in 800 calories.Are there good yogurt based dishes I could try making that aren't just yogurt with random shit thrown in?
>>21076667>800 calories.this is a thread for yogurt MALES not women
>live in thirdie country>only available yoghurt is the traditional plain yoghurt>the various fruit flavours yoghurt you can find are only available in the big cities>finally there get start being delivered to my town>grab and dash home>eatDamn you guys were right, this is heaven
>>21069532>>21075134YOGURT - INSTANT POTServings: 16Time: 2.5 hour prep, 8 or 24 hour incubationMakes 8 cups of plain whole milk yogurtIngredients:- Thermapen- 1/2 gallon whole milk- 2 tablespoons live culture yogurt starterDirections:1. Wash and dry IP pot2. Pour in entire 1/2 gallon of milk3. Close the lid4. Press "Yogurt" button and set IP to "BOIL"5. Milk will take about 30 mins to reach 180ºF, check with Thermapen6. Once temp is reached, remove IP pot insert, cover, and place on counter or stove.7. Cool until milk is 110ºF, about 2 hours8. Stir in yogurt starter9. Place IP pot insert back into IP10. Press "Yogurt" button for desired 8 hour (mild) or 24 hour (tart) incubation.11. When timer finishes, place IP pot in fridge to cool.Shared with https://f-droid.org/packages/com.flauschcode.broccoli
>>21068199Airyan reporting in as always!
>>21077254ends up thicker if you boil it twice
Maple Hill Gang here
>>21077360After the first boil, what temp do you let it cool down to before the second boil?
>>21077558I've never measured it. I wait approx an hour so and set it up again.I make a gallon at a time though, not a half gallon.I also leave it for 12-16 hours to get it somewhat sour.
Yakult sissies where we at?
>>21077623Yakult is for babies who want their yogurt sweet.
>>21077254I'm going to give this a shot with my local raw milk
YOGURT MALES!!! We rise.
>mfw all the plain, whole milk variety is gone
>>21077393The cream on top yogurt>gayreek yogurt
>>21076070I'm not a w*man,also I don't want to eat my own yogurt
>>21077760skim is better: 18g of protein per 100 calories
>>21077683Cool, report back here or start a new thread with results.
yäourt
>>21068219his hand is still smokin from the speed of the cup
>>21068199My favorite yogurt is stonyfield greek yogurt with vanilla. I mix it with blueberries or raspberries
Bizarre thread
>>21079183You ain't a Yogurt Male your a yogurt nuthin
>>21079183t. Low test
>>21079320>>21079676I enjoy yoghurt just as much as the next guy, but this thread makes me want to disassociate from yoghurt eaters
>>21078531fat is good for you
>>21068199There are no males on /ck/, stop trolling.
For me, it is the humble Chobani Flip
>>21079694No it isn’t. It’s caloric and anything over 50g/day is completely unnecessary
>>21079685Beg your pardon, Yoghurt ma'am *tips cowboy hat*
>>21068199people who eat yogurt don't look like that
>>21079724What is this a picture for ants?
>>21079768False
>>21079768I eat yogurt and I look like that
>>21079736I eat food because it tastes good, not because I give a shit about protein or fat. I'm not sacrificing the taste of yogurt, the last thing I have left in this world.
>>21079833then stop talking about how 'fat is good for you' and just admit that you are a fatty who likes the way that fatty foods taste
>>21079934God made us so that we can experience the joys of life
>>21079934I'm not that Anon you dip
YOGURT BUMP!
for me, it's 158 yen acai smoothie
>>21077210>at any time anon could have just boiled down some fruit, added some sugar, and mixed it into his yoghurt>he never didWhat do you have to say in your defence? The crime is being a retard btw
>>21081987guilty
>>21082008I sentence you to 100 years of yogurt prison. open up boy.
>>21068257Yoplait is not yogurt. It's the antiyogurt.
Any fellow peanut butter enjoyers here?
>oikos triple zero>chia seeds>dark choco morselswinning
I get my yogurt in the form of naan.
i just love yogurt so much bros
>>21068199prison break is the best show ever
>>21082298>unflavored yogurt>peanut butter>dark chocolate>some fruitliterally the end game quick meal. sometimes I'll add honey or nuts
>>21083583deez nuts?
>>21068199trugoy
Seeds do NOT belong in yogurt
>>21084186but they do
>>21084186You WILL eat the chia seeds. And you WILL like it.
>>21083594the ligma variety
This should last me a day or two
>>21086166how much do you eat and why
>>21068199gay
Got some more ‘gurt, should last me until tomorrow
>>21075340Anything between cheap-tier yogurt and mixing your own fruit into plain whole milk yogurt is not worth spending money on.
>>21086682>0%Fage indeed
>>21087006you can get good fat elsewhere
>>21086270One of those a day, sometimes more>>21086682Nice
>>21068199'gurt bros, what brands are safe now we have to deal with them putting chemicals in the milk that make your balls gay?
>>21087176why so much
>>21087221It’s a yogurt male thing, you wouldn’t get it
>>21087239tell me, faker.
plain greek yogurt with honey is amazingI sometimes add nuts and cranberries, or like >>21082298 mentioned peanut butter is also great
>>21087582try some chia seeds and choco morsels
>bought a multicooker/rice cooker>turns out it's great for making yogurt>like, just dump a carton of milk and some starter(can be basic store-bought yogurt) inside and set yogurt program or 8 hours and 35C>no need to buy yogurt anymore>viral marketers btfo
>>21069532>oven with the light onShould do the trick
>>21087602proofs?
>>21087620I'm pretty sure there are recipes online
>>21087006>bro you need to eat your heckin' dairy fat! It's good for you!no.
Real yogurt males know a thwack of it on the stew makes all the difference.
>>21087994that looks amazing but im too much of a 'gurt purist to do this
>>21087994Eet smakelijk, yoghurtkoning.
>>21076270>Zero sugar nonfat greek yogurt>*Not a low calorie food>>21079725>Only natural ingredients>Can barely fit the list of all the ingredients on the productThe goyest of slop
>>21087582>plain greek yogurt with honey is amazingCorrect, the local beekeepers make these infused honeys that highlight the gurt flavor profile so well
>>21088615But it's yummy
>>21087954Why did you include a selfie with your post?
>>21089147Are you trying to say that I’m the ketolard or the woman
>>21089169Here's mine
i ate some with honey and bananaand chia seedsits good
>>21068199>100 calories>fruit flavoringOP's intentions are virtuous, but he has a lot to learn
>>21070788>>21070982who the fuck comes to /ck/ this humorless?are you a brain surgeon? did your close friend die in a car accident today or what?
>>21075858I wish you faggots would stop making up ludicrous stories for engagement bait. I never forced you.
>>21090338Why would they stop when you keep giving them what they want
You do listen to music right?https://soundcloud.com/prh69/popular-tracks
>>21089430Thanks homie.
So after being snowed in for the last 4 days I finally managed to restock my 'gurt. Went a lil crazy with it.
