A Chinese place opened up in my hometown and although it wasn't the first "ethnic" food place in the area, it was the first one that was owned and operated by Chinese people. I tried it once and it was fine but didn't want to push my luck

I ate at several of the restaurants that got poisoned by the Rajneesh cult back in the 90s. Most of them ended up shutting down because nobody wanted to go back after the poisoning.

The chinese buffet was okay but they didn't keep their food warm enough, so probably that place.

>>21068639
I made a london broil that was almost a week out of date, it was about as gray as concrete but I ate it anyway with a port wine sauce.
That entire night I was groaning from stomach pain and blasting farts like a bass cannon, but I was fine after that.

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I ate 4 month old eggs once. Every other egg I cracked was rotten. One of them was Incredible Hulk green, something I've never seen or heard of before or since then.

I ate the ones that weren't rotten or green and was perfectly fine, but probably dodged salmonella by a nut hair.

>>21068639
Some capsaicin extract nonsense that had me recreating John Hurt's scene from Alien for most of the night. I wanted to puke, I wanted to shit, I couldn't do either, but only suffer. Eventually, at around 8am, I did both, but I was already feeling better by then.

I recently ate a 4 month expired package of cottage cheese since I confused it with one I had just bought. I expected full food poisoning but nothing happened

I have a bit of a neurosis in regards to rotten food. Even witnessing the changed texture, like when scooping something rotten out of a container, will make me hurl. I’ve thrown out quite a few containers because I couldnt deal with the horrors that lied within.

>>21068646
So bold, so white

its pretty stupid but the only stuff i can really remember is making oatmeal (been having it every morning for over a decade now) and realizing after microwaving that the milk is spoiled because it curdles after taking it out. im ashamed to say that a few times i ate the oatmeal anyway and just put up with the partially spoiled taste.

Last year I ate an oyster right before selling them was banned because of bacterial contamination. Lots of them were already forbidden to consume but I figured hey, these come from a place a bit farther so they're probably fine, right ?
I spent the afternoon violently vomiting and I now understand how you could die from food poisoning. I'm a grown man in good health and I was that close to end up in the ER. I'm pretty sure it would have killed someone older or weaker.

>>21068639
dumpster dived produce.
unopened yogurt 14 months past it's best by date.

>>21069033
it was not expired. food does not expire.

I've run the risk many times because poverty
But it finally caught up with me 2 years ago and I paid dearly, my gut was destroyed for weeks, like if I ate or drank anything
I was sipping electrolytes and eating plain white rice just trying my best to hold it together
Lost weight like a cancer patient

>>21069129
Probably true for most foods but I treat fresh milk products very carefully

for my 7th? or 8th? birthday my friends mom got me that large glass jar of pickles you find on the bottom shelf at walmart
got tired of them pretty quickly but we kept that huge jar and when i was 10, the last pickle in it had turned grey. it was the juiciest softest pickle i ever ate, was completely fine

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>>21068639
I ate coconut worms and guinea pigs when in Ecuador.

I drank the unfinished half beers at the end of house parties before. Some of them were ashtrays. I smoked the weed I found in random pipes on the street out of those random pipes. I took opiate, speed, and benzo pills I found on the street. Drank old beer and liquor I found. I smoked found cigarettes. I smoked found cigarette butts emptied and rolled into a rolling paper. Did a gram of coke I found in a bar bathroom stall. Dried out and smoked weed that been through the washing machine and was a soapy disintegrating mess. This was all way before fentany. I would never do found pills or powders these days. And weed is so easy to get these days and is essentially legal that I probably smoke random found weed, or moldy weed, or soaped up washing machine weed.

>>21069168
I’ve done everything you listed except drink warm beer. You filthy savage.

>>21068639
Thank you for bringing this up actually because I have some raw sausage I left out of the fridge for around 6 hours 2 days ago. I should eat it tonight before more bacteria grows in the meat.

>>21069179
You don't have to eat it but you should cook it

I used to swallow coins as a little kid

>>21069173
The found beers were always really gross because they were old and skunked or warm or sometimes hot. I drank an unopened large can of Foster's I found a park in the summer when it was like 95 degrees out. The can was sitting on bench in the sun and was hot to the touch. It was a foul sip.

>>21069168
kek you degenerate

>>21068639
Today they messed up my McDonald’s order and kept the onions on the burger. I had to force myself to eat it and couldn’t get rid of the onions because they were so tiny and covered every single inch of the burger. I couldn’t even taste the burger because of the shitty onions.

>>21068639
indian pussy, wasn't bad at all

>>21069168
There was a bar in Okinawa that had a shot called the "Dirty Slut". They would wipe off all the liquor, crumbs, and beer off the bar top and wring it out into a shot glass.

>>21069197
>paying $20 for dogshit slop that they didn’t even prepare properly.
Next level degeneracy.

>>21069197
>they were so tiny and covered every single inch of the burger

when my mom got us double cheeseburgers from there as a kid I would just take the hat off the burger and wipe all the shit on the wrapper. no special request, just did it myself

>>21069211
I double checked my receipt and it says “no onions”. I’m not getting McDonald’s again. They ruined my entire meal and it’s way too expensive. I’ll just get a Hungry Man at the store if I want shitty food.

>>21069216
Mine had onions on every part of the double burger. On both sides of the patties, some on the top, middle, and bottom. It’s almost like they fucked the order up on purpose.

>>21068639
I completely undercooked ground turkey while drunk as a retard, it was a least 50% pink and cold throughout. I still ate it like a shameless rodent and I was fine, it tasted bad but I didn't get ill

>>21069165
Not remotely strange or sketchy

>>21068639
UK Döner kebab

>>21068639
I once ate at a restaurant and realized the cook was brown because I saw him when leaving.
It was fine but had I known I wouldn't have eaten there, too disgusting.

Gave 1 star on Google maps for putting my health at risk.

>>21068639
I had one(1) Lunchable a few years ago as an adult desperately trying to recreate childhood whimsy. Wasn't out of date or even close to it. That fucking thing gave me food poisoning so bad I started experiencing mild delirium from the dehydration brought on by constant vomiting/diarrhea. It gradually got better over the course of a week but early on I couldn't even keep down water, seriously considered going to the hospital for IV fluids on the 3rd day.

>>21068639
women throw good food out all the time.
just today i rescued frozen ground beef from the trash, my sister threw it out, could have put it in my section of the fridge, but no
once i rescued a ham from the dumpster at the office, had to play that careful, if she found out they would fire me. just one day past expir.date

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>>21068639
3 week old leftovers. Passed the smell test so I tucked in. Zero issues afterwards.

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>>21069129
same energy

>>21068639
I ate two smoked sockeye salmon packs that are supposed to be kept refrigerated. They were left in my van for over a month. I was worried about botulism because they were vacuum sealed and apparently the salt content isn't high enough and people have gotten it from this. They were slimy and a little gross, but I ate them without any I'll effects.

>>21068639
Stripper pussy

>>21069583
kek

>>21069142
I just watched some guy on youtube make his own cheese from expired milk and he insisted spoiled milk would not hurt you.

>>21069049
mhm :3

>>21070126
>what to do with 18 gallons of expired milk

>>21069025
Wait how long do eggs keep because I do this all the time

>>21070168
in the fridge up to 3-4 weeks probably, I'm in Europe and get mine from a friend who has chickens and keep em outside for 2 weeks, I've never went over that because I always eat them so idk...

I regularly let beef get as close to rotten without being rotten in the fridge because i like what it does to the texture and flavor

>>21070168
I mean half of them were starting to rot in the shell at 4 months so I'd say eggs last about 4 months

>>21068639
>most dodgy shit
probably frog, they are pretty good at dodging!

>>21068639
in uni I would routinely leave Domino's pizzas out at night and eat them in the morning. the boxes didn't fit in my shitty fridge

>>21069049
>oh, don't like a little food poisoning?
>must be white
Damn, you sure showed him.

I bit into a raw microwavable chicken fillet at a moment I was incredibly sleep-deprived and didn't think to check if I nuked it enough.
Nothing happened but the feeling of the bite haunts me to this day

>>21068639
I regularly eat this meat stew and reuse the same pot that now, without fail, always gives me diarrhea, but I'm too stingy to throw out the leftovers, especially since it still tastes good.

>>21068639
Kebab from an illegal back alley shop that got closed down by the government for both having no license and storage or hygine or something violations. Maybe the booze I had sanitized the food.

>>21068639
I have eaten so much moldy food that I can't tell.

>>21068639
My freshman year roommate would order pizzas on Tuesdays when they were offering buy one get one. He'd order 6 and eat on them for the whole week. Never refrigerated and they just sit out. Some even had meat on them.

Did that the whole year and never got sick and never got tired of if. Said he had been doing that since he was 18...as for as I know kept doing it until he got his first real job at 24.

>>21068639
Turkish girl.

>>21068639
Ate a steak that was in my fridge for almost two weeks
My butcher moved away and before he did he gifted me three massive steaks with the most tender meat I ever had, I only got two eat two because I was busy with the hollydays and before I realized it the last one was there completely green in my fridge, I cried as I cooked it and devoured it as a sign of respect and friendship for my butcher who was already gone, biggest food poisoning of my life I felt like I was going to shit my organs, would do it again

>>21068639
I brought too much steak on a hike once. Didn't eat it as fast as I planned, so by the time I got to the last one it had been ripening in the summer heat for several days. Was getting slimy and stinky.
Had to wash it in a lake really good. It still made a fine curry..

>>21070168
Drop them in water, if they float you should toss them. When you shake them near your ear you can also determine age, they'll be silent fresh and the more aged the more they'll "flop" from air. If they sound like your moms pussy Id toss em

>>21069049
Yes

>>21068639
when i was broke as fuck housekeeping in a hotel, I used to regularly eat 1-2 day old pizza that had been left sitting out in guests rooms after check-out.

>>21070614
Schizo ass post

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Stairwell cakes.

They're cake slices I keep finding in empty stairwells, perfectly balanced on the handrails or banisters. It's the weirdest fucking phenomenon, but it's happened to me at least 3 times now in completely different cities.
Tasted good at least and I haven't gotten sick yet.

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>>21071378
Is this one of the perks of living in an apartment building?

>>21071378
Do NOT eat the stairwell cakes brother. Trust me on this one. You've been lucky so far but uour dabbling with forces a bit beyond your comprehension.

>>21071385
Maybe?
The first time was at my old high school, the second time was in college. And the 3rd time was about a month ago at a friend's apartment.
If there's some sort of connection between them, I've got no idea.

>>21071392
That's pretty wild. Why would someone just leave perfectly good cake on the banister? Maybe the cake was placed tehre by God and he was trying to communicate with you. Did you gain any divine knowledge from eating the cake?

>>21071412
>Did you gain any divine knowledge from eating the cake?
Well I felt a little guilty afterwards and started getting paranoid that I was in a simulation or being watched.
But otherwise I learned that God probably likes vanilla butter frosting with sprinkles.

>>21069025
you can use the water test for eggs, put them in water and if they float they are not edible, if they stay down they are good and if they kinda want to lift but quite not make it they are close to turn but never had issues with those

>>21069152
>for my 7th? or 8th? birthday my friends mom got me that large glass jar of pickles you find on the bottom shelf at walmart
What a weird gift. Especially for a child.

>>21069025
Those green eggs just mean the chicken ate a riboflavin rich diet.

>>21068639
>got away with it?
if you didn't get away with it, you wouldn't be posting here

>>21071529
>he thinks food poisoning/parasites/etc are lethal
how sheltered are you, aiden

>>21071535
I feel like if you survive with no disfigurement, you got away with it.
besides I come from a family with strong guts.
I just finished my thanksgiving leftovers recently.
Only thing that came close was some peruvian chicken that gave me diarrhea and a fever for only 2 hours.

Somebody dared me to eat a raw scallop for 20 dollars; they didn't even give me the money and I was violently ill for 2 days.

>>21068639
Undercooked chicken.

>>21069025
>One of them was Incredible Hulk green, something I've never seen or heard of before or since then.
You never heard of Dr Seuss?

>>21068639
Rice that sat out for like 5 days. You're not even supposed to leave it out for 2 hours. My stomach rumbled but it went away within a day

>>21071509
Don't do this it creates mustard gas

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>>21071789
i'm surprised you're not a fried rice syndrome statistic
>>21071511
she thought it was funny how every time i would come over i'd ask for "the big pickle"

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Made chicken and rice with this stuff tonight. My dad likes to buy a shit ton of the half price stuff from the super market. Since I'm neet, and hate his cooking, I usually cook for us at night.
The meat was this ground chicken breast (more like a pate) that was a day out of date. The Hoisin sauce was in date, but also on discount. I hadn't checked if the safety bubble before I had opened it, but it smelled a little off. Smelled vaguely fermented, though that might be the nature of hoisin sauce, idk.
The rice and veggies I made with them shouldn't have had anything wrong with em.
Didn't eat any of it, not because I thought it would give me food poisoning, but because rice and sugar sloppa isn't really my thing.

>>21069132
I had a similar thing, had to follow the hydration guidelines for cholera just to avoid passing out
never found out what it was that got me though

I made sausages once that when I moved them into the pan I got a faint wiff of bad.
But I thought it was just the flavouring, because it wasn't very strong so I disregarded evolution and ate some anyway.
I spent 4 days shitting blood & vomiting.
The other person who ate them was fine, so my guess was one of them went bad and I got it which is why the smell wasn't very strong.

>>21071548
I bet you can make some absolutely nuclear farts

>presumably undercooked fish that made me near insta shit for twenty minutes and fever
>leftovers of said likely expired and cooked fish because Im retarded for repeat performance
Didnt smell bad and was days before it's date so it had to be a skill issue.

>>21071392

This thread has reminded me that when I worked in Whole Foods there was a period of time when the bakery counter started making fresh sausage rolls every morning using an entire bratwurst for each roll instead of a typical sausage.

The smell would waft over to me and drive me mad because I had to get up at 5am for the morning shift and never had time to eat before starting work.

For some reason these sausage rolls weren't popular and by 12 noon every day I would see them throwing a tray full of them into one of the the big blue communal food waste bins out the back.
This used to drive me nuts. Throw away croissants and shit, sure, but these were big entire delicious German sausages just going to waste.

Once morning I opened one of these bins to put something in it and I could see these sausage rolls with their succulent, glistening brats just lying in there. They must have just thrown them away.

So I ate out of the fucking trash at work.

>>21071834
Not gonna lie, I honestly had a conversation with someone really similar to this with the cake thing. Only difference is that it was a slice on a small plate and it was yellow instead of chocolate.
They looked

>>21072082
*looked mortified

>>21069225
Yeah, they do it on purpose sometimes.

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>>21068639
Freezer wasn’t working and hot pockets was completely thawed. I ate 3 of them.

>>21071987
>So I ate out of the fucking trash at work.
Was it good?

I’ll admit I’ve done the same a couple times in college with pizza that was tossed in the trash (in the pizza box), would scavenge any uneaten slices

>>21068639
got away with how? Nobody finding out? or just nothing bad happening? cause I ate some "dodgy" sea food that apparently wasn't fully cooked and it gave me insane food poisoning that might have killed me cause I couldn't eat for days

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Years ago I was tricked into eating 3 slices of pepperoni and sausage Papa John's pizza that had been in the fridge a week and then sitting out next to the kitchen trash can for another week. I heated it up in a toaster oven and it smelled and tasted just fine. I guess that chain pizza slop is so full of preservatives not even bacteria can thrive on it.

>>21069025
What about green ham?

>>21071378
I'm the same way but I keep finding these warm pies on random windowsills all around my neighborhood. I try to stop myself but it's almost like I float towards them when I smell the delicious filling of apples, blueberries, or what have you
I cant believe my luck sometimes. People are just leaving these pies willy nilly out in the open for anyone to take

>>21072415
I'd be so mad if I wandered out and suddenly food everywhere like a goddamn miracle or something there's no way you can just make infinite food right

I ate raw pork drunk once :(

I once ate a raw egg. I was scared for 2 days but everything turned out fine.
Dont play stupid games folks, you might not be as lucky as I was..

>>21070562
I do this all the time and I've never gotten sick.

>>21068639
I ate some goldfish from a small backyard pond we were liquidating. We were somewhat sorry about the fishes so we figured that it would be more honorable (and not pointless) death for them if we ate them.
Just stomach pain for one evening.

>>21072415
>I'm the same way but I keep finding these warm pies on random windowsills all around my neighborhood.
anon dont do tis its trespassing

>>21072131
>was tricked
Should've sued em.

army surplus frozen ground beef

>>21069256
I've got some bad news for you anon

>>21073288
Honestly it's what I deserved for hanging out with Mexicans. Lesson learned.

Also fresh, unprocessed sausages without preservatives/sulfites from a butcher will start changing color soon after opening like raw meats exposed to air so I'll still eat them after they've turned a little greenish but one time I put some in the oven being lazy and it cooked up fine so I ate it. I looked at the packaging and it was several weeks old. Avoided any adverse effects but I got super lucky.

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>>21068639
I ate salad at the Shoney's in Lumberton, NC.

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>>21068639
One time I drank chocolate milk that had gone bad to a point where I tasted slightly carbonated. It peaked my autism so to speak, and by the time I decided that drinking this substance should best be avoided, I had already finished the glass.

>>21068639
When I was poor I remember falling asleep after work eating sesame chicken. When I woke up 10 hours later the chicken was still out and covered in ants. I did not waste that chicken.

I also remember getting diarrhea after eating half a bowl from chipotle. Got home from work and gave myself more diarrhea

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>>21068639
I was eating some beef jerky from a vending machine and was wondering why it tasted like shitty blue cheese. Looked down and it was fuzzy and covered in mold. Ate the entire bag before I realized. Nothing happened.

>>21068639
I ate fried shrimp from a standalone heated display at a walmart. Any disgusting poorfaggot or thier poorfaggot kid could've rummaged through my shrimp with thier feces covered hands and only God knows how long that shrimp was sitting under those heating lamps. Hours? Days?

Picked up a "pumpkin spice" hostess fruit pie. First time I'd had one since I was a kid. I ate a 3/4 of it before I realized it had moldy green spots all over it. I've only had food poisoning once and that was - interesting. Big shout-out to the local chinese buffet and their pepper squid.

Pork roast smelled bad and was turning green. Any restaurant or eatery or even sane person would have thrown it away. I rinsed it off and roasted it.

>>21068639
three year old past-expiry-date tomato sauce. It did taste different, more acidic. But I was fine. Had it in a pasta.

>>21069025
t. Sam I Am

>>21068639
Probably is nothing compared to others here. Was working rolling and trimming fiberglass and it wad the first time I got OT so I was exausted by the end of the day. It was January and fucking freezing. On the way home from work I got a fifth of beam and some Panda Express. When I got home I set the food on my desk in my room then showered, when I got out out I decided to bullshit with the boys bwfore retreating to my room to eat my chink slop. Well I ended up drinking the whole bottle and passing out without eating. The last coherent memory was getting up after they joked around covering me up with a disney princess blanket and trying to piss against the livng room wall. Woke up the next day at like 1pm and ate all that chinese food cold.

>>21069183
Jewish?

>>21071378
fae out to get this anon's ass

>>21068639
I just ate half of a steak sandwich i got from a resturant 1.5 weeks ago and had sat at room temperature for about 4 hours before refrigeration. I expect to be fine.

>>21069104
>I spent the afternoon violently vomiting and I now understand how you could die from food poisoning. I'm a grown man in good health and I was that close to end up in the ER. I'm pretty sure it would have killed someone older or weaker.
That's not getting away with it retard.

>>21069188
>I drank an unopened large can of Foster's I found a park in the summer when it was like 95 degrees out. The can was sitting on bench in the sun and was hot to the touch. It was a foul sip.
kek reminds me of the time i drank a ceramic container of steel reserve i forgot in my car in the sun for 2 days last summer. It was actually hot. Still not the worst beer I've drank.

>>21070562
I did this with the pizzas they sold at the college all the time

>>21070947
based retard

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>>21070947
this fucking anon is eating the perpetual stew. At least medieval peasants kept it hot
>>21070562
have you considered taking it out of the fucking box

>>21071849
What an utterly pointless post. I can only assume your life is equally as meaningless, boring, and unremarkable. And that you're also retarded.

>>21068639
>grilling chicken skewers in the pan
>get impatient thinking its done
>like 1/4 was raw
still ate it and i was fine

>>21071955
>undercooked fish
But people eat raw fish all the time anon

>>21079229
not that non but this is a bit mean.

>>21072583
>Dont play stupid games folks, you might not be as lucky as I was..
When will you glowies realize you stick out like a sore fucking thumb?

>>21072605
I wish everybody was this based.

>>21074963
keep working hard anon, i know one day you can get your very own Darwin award

>>21079276
I have little patience for people who lack reading comprehension.

So /ck/ consists of either degenerates with questionable self-preservation instincts or complete pussies who think food will kill them after leaving it for just 1 day. Intradesting

>>21068639
I cooked a chilli and left it out for a few days in summer because I was too lazy to refrigerate it. One day I went over to the pot to scoop some out for my lunch and a few flies buzzed up out of it when I moved the spoon. I didn't react fast enough to the sight of their freshly laid eggs to avoid stirring them into the remaining chilli as I scooped around in it and I am 100% certain that I ate them. No ill effects, but I felt a little queasy while eating it just from the idea.

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>>21068639
Chicken tendie on the ground at a Houston Texans game

Any MRE

>>21079956
Oh and I also ate a can of playdoh as a kid for some reason

>>21068639
No one ever gets away with anything.

>>21079956
I saw my little cousin eat a hotdog off the forest floor once. Didnt even brush off the visible dirt and his parents just watched expecting the taste to put him off it. Nope. Ate the whole thing total chad move. Far as I know he was fine.

>>21069320
Wrong thread

>>21068639
I knew a guy in uni, some Polish lad. He was a heavy stoner. He would smoke weed 24/7 non-stop and not speak to anybody except like 2-3 other people who were also stoners. I have no recollection of this nigger even though he lived in my dorm a few doors down from me. He just lived in his own world, who knows

Well anyway one time he cooks for himself a bolognese of some description by frying up beef in a pan and just dumping jar sauce on it. No problem with that, we've all done did it and if you're in a hurry or just cannot be fucking arsed it's fine, no judge.

But what is disgusting is that he just left the pan of the shit on the side uncovered and out of the fridge for like a week straight. I thought he had just decided to not eat the crap and was being lazy until I saw this mf come out of his room five days after cooking it and putting it onto a plate and eating it. Like that shit was straight crusty and disgusting. Uncovered in the pan on the kitchen side for a week and he eats it like no problem.

To this day it remains one of the single most disgusting food habits I have ever seen. Did it make him sick? Did he "get away with it"? I don't know, I didn't speak to the cunt like I mentioned

>>21079683
Yes, unlike most boards this one is populated by both men and women, though i think the shitsucking trolls have driven most of the latter away.

>>21079959
Pretty sure most people in America did that as a kid.

>>21068639
Italian food

>>21080293
It's the fuckin' CHICKEN VINDALOO!!!

>>21068639
This is literally fine. They pump ground beef full of oxygen to keep it red in the store. I literally just made a hamburger with ground beef that looks identical to this. If it's green, smells weird, or is slimey...not good

>>21068639
Couple months ago I had hot chocolate I found in the far corner of the pantry, which expired in 2013...I really wanted hot choccy okay. Nothing bad happened to be but the chocolate taste has almost completely vanished.

>>21069132
what'd you eat and how old

Anyway I've eaten plenty of iffy for spoilage concerns food before especially when I was poor as shit and had broken my fridge and would just keep sliced ham and a half gallon of milk under my bed but no big deal by the high standard that was immediately set in this thread. Going the other way I ate most of a raw chicken breast once

>>21080253
not a whole can lol

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>>21068654
Damn, you avoided the poisoning? At least that means they cooked their food well enough...

I don't know if this is the case for all lidls or just the one by my house. But it's unreal the amount of blatantly spoiled meat they sell at this place

Sometimes the film on the package is bubbling out from the gases in the meat and it has a 30% off sticker stuck on it
Tonight when I was in there in the refrigerator they had all of these family sized chicken thigh packages marked with a discount sticker, And I figure okay it might be fine if I buy it and make it as soon as I get home
When I slid that door open the stink of rot just overwhelm me. There was at least 100 pounds of rotting chicken sitting in the refrigerator which obviously nobody is buying because it stinks like it went bad days ago

I don't even understand how management can allow this to happen unless they don't care and it's like that everywhere
I will only buy frozen and shelf-stable package foods there

>>21068639
defrosted jam donuts i found in an aldi dumpster. 4 boxes of them

>>21070562
i always do this, mother complains & tells me to put them in the fridge but it's fine. especially in winter

>>21070126
well if some guy on youtube said it

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>>21068639
>working out of town
>living in some hunting/fishing resort cabin
>just arrived for the week with coworkers
>do a big grocery haul
>pack all that shit in the fridge
>24 hours pass
>back from work
>immediately grab my slices of bologna and sit on the couch
>demolish them
>turns out the fridge wasn't turned on
Not only did we have to toss a bunch of stuff but I ended up with the spins the next night. Spent that evening staring up at my ceiling listening to Deathconsciousness trying not to move. Wasn't so bad in the end though and I never puked.

Recently a friend referenced "the old ham" from when I moved out of my dad's place into my first apartment. She said
>I seriously considered calling a wellnees check on you
but I hardly remember what happened. I think I just got a little sick. I definitely recall multiple instances of slimy ham in that period of my life.

Was hanging with a buddy and I found a slice of pizza in a box on a park bench. Took it. Microwaved it. I forgot this part but an old journal reminded me that a bug crawled out of it in the microwave. Had it with Wendy's I got with my buddy. No problems.

Found an open pack of peanut M&Ms in a car park stairwell (the kind that always smells like piss and contains enough left over drugs to OD). Good walk snack. No problems.

First moved into an apartment in a different city, was a 4-unit building. Came home to a bag of McDonalds delivered to our door sitting on our front step, so I placed it in the hall. Checked on it an hour later or something and it was still there so I microwaved it and had it as a snack. There was a burger, I think, and I don't remember what else. Probably ordered by the fat bitch who lived upstairs; she'd order every day I swear and half the time the jeet drivers wouldn't close any of the doors on their way out (followed one guy into the street one time but I pussied out after yelling at him through his car window in my pajamas).

1/2?

>>21068639
I drank MOLDY COFFEE for like a year straight. I'd always have my cup of shitty instant coffeee, then leave the mug out till the end of the night when I washed it, and it always hald mold at the bottom

I didn't get this, then I figured it out, the Keurig machine was producing mold because apparently you need to take those things completely apart and disinfect them like all the time

I never thought a "convenience" item would require you to also be a fuckin mechanic, never used it again, I just nuke coffee now

>>21080109
You don't type like someone with a college education.

>>21081870
Thanks gonna wash my machine out now (Ninja brand)

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>>21081862
Same job as in the first post. Got McDonalds breakfast with coworkers and ordered two sausage McGriddles. Supervisor told me I'd give myself high blood sugar or something. Proceeded to get the spins at lunch. Was working a science summer camp thing and my kids (6-8y.o.) came in to find me lying on the front table with my shoes off. Asked me why I had my shoes off and I explained that I had an argument with my shoes, and yes, they can talk, which, let me explain, is because I'm part of a secret ninja order. Forbade them all from telling anyone under threat of the evil ninjas going after their families for the information.

Used to leave coffee in a mug in my locker overnight as an undergrad if I thought it was too late to finish it. Maybe did that a handful of times at the max though. No problems. (Except now I'm remembering the awful gut pain I used to get back then but I don't think it was related.)

Also remember eating a way too rare pork chop as an undergrad in the same computer lab where I'd drink those locker coffees.

Once I left the cottage cheese I bought out overnight on the counter. Was sealed, so I opened it up and it had thickened a little but otherwise it was alright. I actually liked the texture a bit more than usual.
Started leaving all my cottage cheese out for a night before refrigerating, and this was frequent considering I eat a bowl daily. Did that until I popped a fresh one open and found a pink rim and that shit tasted awful. I don't do that anymore.

Last I can think of is the most recent: was having buttered bread with butter that was at room temp in a tub in my cupboard. I think I got a hit of mould off something and didn't know if it was the bread or the butter, but figured it was the butter because the bread was from a previously sealed bag. Scraped some detritus from the butter and carried on. Buttered bread the next day and I swear it tasted like blue cheese. It was actually pretty tasty. Finished that butter.

2/2

>>21080959
>Sometimes the film on the package is bubbling out from the gases in the meat and it has a 30% off sticker stuck on it
If it's prepackaged that's fine, if it's packed in the store that is very not fine.

>>21081871
Get a real job you afro haired work from home faggot incel

>>21082495
>tradie seething at remote work chad
cope

>>21079619
I already passed on my genes. Couldn't care less

>>21083893
Why would anyone want their job at home? You never fuckin escape it, and you're a salary cuck

>>21068646
>ate at a chinese place once
And that was the most dodgy shit?

>>21081862
this must be how the indians felt, trying new food right off the ground, seeing what stays down or not. what a life.

>>21069564
why would you even try them? were you broken to the bone?

>>21072583
I drank 3 in my sober egg nog in 1 evening

>>21068639
I went to a johnny rockets one time and ate from someone's plate they left for the server to pick up and throw away.

>>21069027
Kek

>>21068639
This one time? I ate boiled peanuts. I mean, like a whole lot of 'em, right? And I'd like to got sick......know what I mean?"

I grew up in Hawaii
I've eaten ahi poke at 6 days old once
I remember because the fish was gray and shit but I still ate the sorta good looking pieces that didn't smell
I should've stir fried that shit

>>21068639
Rice from a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant that somehow smelled and tasted like chemicals. I ate most of it because it was like a pint and I didn't want to feel like I got scammed.

>>21080954
The Rajneeshies were contaminating the salad bars:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack

>>21068639
Drank three cups of bacon grease once.
Didn't need to eat for three days after.

>>21087213
>COBGAD

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>>21071378

I once ate peanuts that were 2 years past their expiration date, no problem.

>>21070614
you OK bro?

Finished a jar of ground cinnamon and it said on the bottom expired in 2001. Told it to some both at work and she said I'd killed myself because old spices form some chemical buildup that kills you. Not sure what she was on about but I haven't died in the past 3 years so I guess I'm fine.

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I was eating dried figs recently and noticed a white maggot moving on one I was just about to put in my mouth.
I brushed it off and finished the pack, they were really good otherwise.

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>>21071987

I found a good way to test if milk has gone bad and it doesn't smell (yet). Pour it on warm tea, if it forms clumps throw it away or you'll be camping on the toilet the whole day. I'm running out of tpaper

>>21078278
Kek

>>21068639

A meat skewer in Laos that was for sale at like 2am when everyone else had long gone home. Very nearly put me in hospital.

>>21072117
Yes it was very good. Smoky and succulent with a nice roasty toasty skin. I don't normally even eat meat, but if it's getting thrown out I will make an exception.

It was a top sausage, but I was paranoid for days after that someone saw me do it and would tell everyone.

Luckily, the most popular guy in the store was a total nutter who was known to eat out of the bins, particularly discarded mangoes, so I was in good company.

Still, I felt pretty ashamed of myself.

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>>21070168
All except bottom right are safe and tasty to eat. In answer to your question I've eaten eggs that were in the fridge for three weeks and they were fine.

>>21068646
fpbp

>>21069197
>>21069216
>>21069225
>>21072094
fucks wrong with you two
onions are delicious

>>21089589
Man I should really throw my eggs out

>>21089602
You probably want to hard boil the stale one but the "very old" floating to the top egg is the only one that's actually sketchy.
Also it's the broad end of the egg that's floating up.

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>>21074986
Mine isn't too far off. I bought Donettes at the tiny convenience store located on a family campground because I was starving and my boy scout troop spaced meals out way too far. I ate about two of them, wondered why they tasted like antibiotics, then saw that they had powdery grey mold on them

>>21068639
A bahn mi filled with un refrigerated. Pate in probably 80F. I knew it could kill me. But I loved it.

>>21080959
Lidls is generally great. But yeah, avoid their 30% off meat unless you're cooking and eating it when you get home. If the best before date is a few days away freeze it the day you buy it anyway.

>>21087213
How long was it before you had solid shits again?

>>21080959
the lidl where i used to live would consistently have moldy lemons and rotten fruit.
you can't buy packs of garlic or onions without having one or two clearly shitty ones in the mix

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>>21081862
>Spent that evening staring up at my ceiling listening to Deathconsciousness trying not to move.
>I forgot this part but an old journal reminded me that a bug crawled out of it in the microwave.
this post is so kino

>>21080954
Lol.

Years ago I worked in a hotel doing room cleaning. There were rooms set aside for a company that would always have their workers cycling in and out at all hours of the day, for 8 to 12 hours at a time.
Since these workers weren't there for very long and would sometimes need to be called into work on an emergency basis, they would often leave food behind.

Things that I've found in the fridge and unopened I would almost always eat, such as prepackaged salads, potato salads, and other items from the nearby grocery store deli.
I've eaten a dozen half eaten boxes of pizza, several burgers and fries, fried chicken, as well as a few unopened containers of chinese food, all left out and not refrigerated. I've saved probably around $200 on eating food left behind and never got sick.

>>21083988
the most doggy shit

>>21069216
>the hat

>>21070614
Kek true

>>21068639
Two baked salmon fillets at the chinese buffet that were sitting in a swimming pool of 'hot' liquid. If I weren't gonna eat it I can guarantee it was going into the trash can. Never eating there again it was sketchy as hell.

>>21081871
You type like a queer

>>21089578
>Still, I felt pretty ashamed of myself.
You did nothing wrong. Food should never be wasted.

Ate a huge bowl of cottage cheese on a Navy ship that was most certainly spoiled. Nothing really happened except I was ripping these silent, creeping, hot, paint-peeling farts that almost got me kicked out of the berthing.

>>21068639
I had cig kofte in Turkey one time.
>Saw it on the menu, had no idea what it was (the menu was in Turkish), but just went, "fuck it, let's be adventurous".
>It came out as these slightly mushy, meaty tasting dumplings serve with shaved farmer's cheese.
>Tasty as fuck.
I found out the next day that cig kofte is lamb tartare. They take raw lamb meat and boiled bulgar wheat, add some spices, pound the hell out of it in a mortar and pestle, and make balls out of the resulting meat mush.

I would've never tried it if I had known what it was. Turns out, though, that it was a damn tasty dish. Went back to the same restaurant a month later and had it again.

once I worked a catering with my chef and helped him make a smoked beef tartare. he let me take all the leftovers home and I ate it for almost 3 days straight, even made a mini meatloaf out of it. I'd just grab a handful out of the fridge and eat it straight. The last day it turned pretty grey but I thought it was just normal oxidization. oh, no. I woke up in the middle of the night with what felt like a burning lump of coal in my colon. I never had worse constipation than that, I almost thought i had to go to the hospital cause it just wouldn't come out. one of the most painful shits of my life

>>21083958
Not him but it’s just like at an office/site for me
>close laptop
>done

But we do have lots of people who check their work phone/laptop in private hours or stuff like that

>>21078298
How you doing Anon?

>>21094140
Not even gassy.