Majority of redditors answered, "Home Run Inn" to this question... And it was legitimately the worse frozen pizza I ever had.Can someone recommend me an actually good frozen pizza?
>>21072837Fuck you I don't play second fiddle to reddit trash
>>21072837No, now go back
https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4VxdogaI think 23 options is enough.
>Home Run Inn was legitimately the worse frozen pizza I ever hadWe don't eat frozen pizza often but we got digital coupons and deals on HRI pizza a while ago where they would be $1.66ish each if we bought 3 (on sale 3 for $12, digital coupon for $5 off two and a second digital coupon for $2 off one) and we thought the same. Just awful, awful frozen pizza.Not frozen, but we like deli pizzas. Any brand should be good.
>>21072837Thanks for the Reddit report. Why don’t you head back there?
>>21072837YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Buddy’s frozen is pretty good but expensive for frozen pizza.
Home Run Inn is overpriced and mediocre, no idea why it gets so much hypeThe best frozen pizzers are made by local pizza joints from a county or two away
>>21072837lozza mozza is a very solid chicago cracker crust pizza, the best adapted pizza style for freezing. If I orderded pizza at a bar and got their sausage I wouldn't think any different, definitely would notice something like tombstone or red baron. I'm sure there's probably some local chicago cracker pizza out there that's better/cheaper but it's a good baseline.
>>21072837These were really good though when they still had the crisping tray but the cheap bastards removed them. Damn.
>>21072837I had freschetta four cheese pizza a week ago and enjoyed it, lots of sauce on it.
>>21072837totino's party pizza and it's not even close.
See that hot, delicious, cheesy pizza? Well, you might not believe this, but it's not delivery. It's Digiorno™
>>21072837I might be a weirdo but all frozen pizzas lack sauce. There's never enough sauce. Is it okay to add more sauce, then a bit more cheese so it's not one of those weird sauce on top pizzas?
I've only had 2, Red Baron and Freschetta. I'm not someone who has been eating them for years, just grabbed Freschetta on a whim and ended up getting Red Baron days later because that's the one I heard was good.>Rising Crust, 4 cheeseThe Freschetta cooked better and had a more flavorful, meaty sauce. Both were brushed with a light coating of oil and then stuck onto a pre-heated and oiled stone. Broiled after cooking to brown cheese.Freschetta is better. The crust and the sauce are the big deal, the cheese is just okay and desperately needs that light coating of oil to stop it from drying out too much.
>>21072837I like those faggot pizzas with a faggy marketing gimmick for millennial cocksuckers like myself, I can't remember what they're called because, being a faggot ass cocksucking stupid fucking millennial piece of fucking shit, I usually just make my own pizza; anyways, the god damned worthless faggot fucking frozen cock pizza I like is the one that looks like a giant mustachioed aids ridden queer on the front. Hope this helps, you shitty ass licking homosexual boy.
>>21073339Don’t sign your posts.
>>21073339It's like you're trying to imitate someone but failing miserably. Did someone strip you of your manhood today, boy?
>>21073342Sorry-Faggot Supreme
>>21073344I just think it's funny you fucking fag. You don't think it's fucking funny? What are you, gay?
>>21072837Newman's Own Stone-Fired Crust Italian Salami Pizza
If you're on a budget then Red Baron Classic Crust (any toppings it's all good)
American Flatbread is good, although I only get them on sale
Bretty good.
The Costco brand cheese and pepperoni pizzas that are 4 frozen pizzas for $10 and delicious
>>21073707>budget>name brand productBuy Great Value Walmart pizza, faggot. It tastes the same as Red Baron for $3.
>>21072894newman's margherita has been my go to recently, reminds me of HEB's midtown which i do not currently have access to
>>21074348nein
where i live those screamin sicilian pizzas go on sale for 4.49 sometimes, and i live in a crazy high cost of living area.the newman's own ones are good too.
>>21072894how does he do it baronbros?
>>21073762>$4 pizza>not budget
>>21072837here we're down to only 2 or 3 brands. they all sit around the $8 mark and are basically just cardboard with the thinnest smear of sauce over them. at this point I just buy tortillas and make my own.
>>21074439why is he Italian coded if he's a german pilot?
the ones with the highest available discountsMultiple pizzas < $10 tastes mighty fine to me
>>21074391Thin crust FTW.
>>21072894>https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4Vxdogawheres the option to send your fag ass back to faggot reddit?
>>21073320They are maximizing profit, Tomatoes are expensive, as is cheese and meat.
>>21073762I unironically really like their chicken bacon ranch and always pick up a couple when I'm going to be doing some drinking
>>21073338Freschetta is one of the best I've had.>>21073705>>21074344>>21074391I generally avoid all of Paul Newman's products but I just saw they have a sourdough crust pizza and very tempted to try it. Ended up getting the Red Baron's because it is BOGO.
>>21075216>I generally avoid all of Paul Newman's products but I just saw they have a sourdough crust pizza and very tempted to try it. Ended up getting the Red Baron's because it is BOGO.I had Newman's the other day. the sourdough crust is good, the cheese and sausage were alrightmy issue is the sauce. it tasted bitter, so it's not one i would go again
>>21075216>Freschetta is one of the best I've had.redpill me, why pick this over digiorno?
>>21072837From thumbnail, I thought those were the single-serve ones, and that person just had rat-sized hands.
>>21075947freschetta and digiorno come out as dry bricks of bread with barely anything on top offsetting the intense breadiness. you may as well just put dried out bread in the oven and eat that without anything else
>>21075956>freschetta and digiorno come out as dry bricks of bread with barely anything on top offsetting the intense breadiness. you may as well just put dried out bread in the oven and eat that without anything elsewell the poll proves wrong as freschetta is one of the top picks of the fine cooksisters in this thread.
>>21072837Okay Red Baron enjoyersWhich red baron pizza should I get and why?
>>21075970Pepperoni. Because the cheese doesn't have pepperoni.
>>21075971which crust type
>>21075947>why over x?I like the crust better, they put some italian seasoning and some garlic on it. Digiorno's only + is the sauce but that is more a nostalgia thing for me.I usually only buy frozen pizza in bulk (red baron/digiorno wins) or when it's on bogo at publix/winn (anything wins as long as it's under 10$). Every single time I splurged and bought a pie because of a review it was garbage, so wait until your local grocer has it on sale and give a shot.
>>21075975Definitely not thin, and definitely not deep dish. So that only leaves one choice.
>>21075970I'm a classic crust supreme kind of guy.
>>21075978
>>21075983I guess you would call that "classic crust"
>>21075985can I just kiss you?I know red baron is the lesbians choice of pizza
>>21075983*a not to the wise, the french bread gets too dry†french bread is not pizza, it's bread
>>21075987lesbians all over the world swear by it
>>21075992so we going to makeout or what?
Is motor city pizza really that good?
>>21075996sure. give me your number
>>21075970get any one of the 3 or 4 cheese ones and load it with your own toppingseven if you only add pepperoni it'll taste great
>>21072837Kroger and Safeway brands are actually good.
>>21073296Guarantee the crust tastes like something halfway between an unsalted cracker and cardboard. The same problem literally every frozen pizza has.
>>21073739Yeah these are pretty legit. But Jack's is the best frozen base by far.
>>21072837Tombstone. Bread is good, not thick like most but not thin crust either, plenty of cheese (I scrape a lot off) cheap ($5) widely available. Sauce might be a little lacking if you really like tomato
>>21076284looks undercooked. not even surprised you're drenching your shartstone in hot sauce.
>>21076284looks like a decent night for playing vidya and watching shows. Surprised you decided to sauce half and not the other. Very tasteful.
>>21076283Took this long for someone to mention Jack's.Humans aren't making it past the Great Filter.
>>21076276Just wrap the edges with foil paper n00b
>>21073121Lozza mozza is ass and the cheese has the texture of pencil erasers while simultaneously tasting like someone ashed cigarettes in it fuck you
>>21072837Digorno very often seems to come out doughy. I like Red Baron
>>21076615>Digorno very often seems to come out doughy. I like Red BaronYou may be right but digorno is the only peedser that has a yeasty tasting crust.
>>21074385>Gustavo Gusto funny
>>21076276that's why the wafer thin dr oetker ones are the best
>>21078564oetker my beloved10/10 depression meal
>>21072837Newman's own margherita is #1 #2 is this frozen pizza Walmart used to sell under the Sam's Choice brand which was basically a fresh pizza with fresh ingredients. I haven't seen it since before Covid. You can just take a Jack's cheese pizza and cover it in Bridgford pepperonis and its better than 99% of the shit out there.
>>21076585I bought one of these and thought so too, actual asshole tastes better than this.
These used to be better, used to have buffalo mozzarella
>>21075216The Sourdough is good, if it intrigues you try it, at the very least youll get a unique taste experience. But the stone-fired crust line is the best Newman's Own Crust imo. The thin crusts are nothing special and not worth the price.
>>21078607I bow to the grocery pizza master, what’s your most hated pizza?
I havent eaten frozen pizza in months but here every subjective pizza score i ever gave. If it says "glowing" it means I was highly intoxicated when I ate the pizza so take my score with a grain of salt
>>21079010>no digiorno 3 meat rising crustthis is the best digiorno has to offer>tombstone a 7.5for the most part I agree with your postings besides the tombstone being up so high and Digiorno should be higher.if we are going on value jacks should be higher. but all things considered. let's rub gocks together and kiss each other while eating some lesbian red baron peedser
>>21079010oh and newman's sauce tastes too bitter so i would knock it down a bit.
>>21079015I never incorporated value since that's a matter of your own preference for allocating income to frozen pizza. Strictly my opinion on taste
>>21079035Well pizza-chan? Are we going to do it or what? *kisses you*incorporating value is a good thing and some stuff about pizza.
>>21078707Lozza mozza, even more than totino’s in the microwave.
>>21072837[ ] frozen pizza[ ] good pizzayou may choose one.
