the breakfast
>>21076309should've slept in and went straight to lunch
The gallows. Right this way, please.
What is Japan's obsession with France? Even their national monument is just a copy of the Eiffel Tower.
>>21076309you literally can't make this shit upThey do things a little differently here, don't they
>>21076325This is not surprising considering that the japanese word for coffee is kohi and the japanese word for cheesecake is chizukayki
>>21076334chiztomitu
>>21076317because Deligerman doesn't sound appetizing.
>>21076359It's not just that. Everything fancy has to have a French theme. Then they go to Paris on vacation and freak out>EEEK THERE ARE RATS IN THE STREETS AND WORSE->BROWN PEOPLE
>>21076311kek you never cease making me smile. Luv u
>>21076359I would 100% try a place called “DeLigerMan”
>>21076309$6.50 for a coffee and two pieces of bread? Food is pretty cheap over there huh
>>21076309You need more carbs than that for breakfast
>>21076309What is the center bread thing? And why a bagel when you already have a bread item?
>>21076705You have the receipt right there anon, it's a チーズフランス(ハーフ)it's just a cheesy bread
>>21076691>>21076309>Carbs for breakfast Subhuman
>>21076691hey, carbs always leave me feeling clean after I ate them. Particularly plain bread. Shit is CASH
>>21076309I'd toss the bagel and stick to the grim-looking cheese roll, and coffee, but Japanese takeout food is pretty notorious for being at the very least what would be considered "slightly above mediocre," so the bagel's probably alright. I don't eat bagels unless they're made in a decent specialty shop, or I can't smother them with cream cheese, dill, capers, and lox. I love smoked salmon so goddamn much. Might have to buy some and a nice loaf of sourdough this weekend.
>>21076740it's a blueberry bagel, it's dessert
>>21076325>I want a shit coffee please
>>21076309>breakfast sugar fix for a sugar addict Ask me how I know you're fat.
You could have chosen more interesting breads at Delifrance Ōimachi Station store.
>>21076883idgaf
>>21076883All of those savory options look pretty good.I'm more of a "French cruller" guy myself, when it comes to donuts.
>>21076869I have a flat tummy. And I mean flat, concave, even. Especially after walking 15k a day
>>21076883I don't like sugar (or butter or oil or meat)btw, would you?
>>21076931that's a good looking burgertoo bad they'll never serve you anything resembling that
>>21076309Holy carbs! No thank you.Bacon and eggs, coffee and cream.
>>21076928>I have a flat tummy. And I mean flat, concave, even.Let's see some proof then
>>21076928>tummy>animeGet the fuck out of here, gaylord. This is where adults congregate.
>>21077048>This is where adults congregate.you would know, sister
>>21076960it's Japan, so they might. But I won't spend 20$ on a burger, so we may never know
>>21077132the yen isn't doing too hot so it isn't even $15, the old 100 yen to a dollar thing hasn't been true for a while now
>>21076325I am still convinced that you can get by pretty well in Japan by just speaking English in an extremely stereotypical Japanese accent.
>>21077522the trudeauller isn't doing good either. I'm fucking starving bros
>>21077569you mean by speaking engrishu?
>>21077569...have you ever spoken english to a Jap in Japland?
>>21078809Yes they said I was a hatamoto and I should pillow with their women
>>21076325This is made up. There are shops that use this sizing but there are many shops that use the short, tall, grande etc. sizing such as Starbucks, which that retarded article lies about by saying they use SML. It isn't even far fetched like your dumb ass suggests it is. Movie theaters do drinks in this sort of sizing too.
>>21076317I think it has something to do with France having a rich bread heritage anon rather than a country being obsessed with France you goddamn retard.
>>21078817idk what you mean. I ordered a esu sizu hotto kohi at Starbucks yesterday without any issues. It's not made up.
>>21078817I always ask for an S, an M, or an L at american starbucks and they always know what I mean. If you can say "yeah can i get an uh, whatever, size S", to an english speaker, how is a japanese person saying "ohio! duraivu-turuu-kun, can i getto an, eh moooo, esu saizu burekotofesto wurappu, da ne? eataduckimust!" dumb?Everyone in japan obviously knows enough english to know the words small, medium, and large. They're pretty essential for communicating with foreigners with a limited vocabulary. A shitton of people who are either english or ESL visit japan every day.
>>21078845Nobody cares, you tragic weeb. Pathetic.
>>21076960japanese know how to cook a mcnugget let me tell you
>>21076309thank you op
>>21078976anytime little buddy
>>21078835>>21078845So uhh show me where on this Japanese Starbucks menyu that it says S M L then. Sure if you say S size or whatever to the staff they may assume the size for you but that is not the system they use.
>>21079028I didn't order from the menu, I told the young Japanese man with pink hair my order and handed him a few coins, exact change.
>>21076334Those aren't the Japanese words for those things, those are just the English words pronounced in the limitations of the Japanese phonetic system.Just like how Tsunami isn't English for 津波, it's just how your write it down in the English system. It's still a Japanese word even if the writing system is different.
>>21079028>Sure if you say S size or whatever to the staff they may assume the size for youyou can do that in the US too if the cashiers don't have a public humiliation fetish and forces you to say venti
>>21076309the breakfast
>>21079028Short starts with S too. Nips are obsessed with abbreviating things, so they'll understand S = Short.
>>21081169rent free
>>21076317japs are racially insecure. they originally emigrated into japan from korea, their language is ripped off from china, and they got nuked in ww2 so even their bushido code was thrown into trash.
the snack
>>21081687more like the depression
>>21081707it's ok I'm sure you'll visit here eventually
>>21081710Nope I'm not a huge gigantic loser like you. Enjoy
big eater!
>>21081713>huge giganticWell am I huge or gigantic? Make. Up. Your. Mind.
>>21081736You don't eat big? Go home bro, save some energy
>>21081687>moves to le weeb nippon just to eat grocery store sloplmao
Neat.
>>21082456it's all goy slop to me! It tastes pretty good toomeanwhile THIS is that I was served at The Keg on Ontario
>>21076931Lose the tomatoes and pickles and I'd eat it.
>>21083395you're so hard to please keto bro
