what happens if you eat the brown part of a banana?
>>21079003anyone who opens a banana upside-down like a chimp needs to be deported far enough away where they cannot post here anymore
>>21079003You explode
>>21079006>t. disgusting incel
>>21079003That's the banana anusThe bananus, if you will
>>21079012only a disgust-o opens the banana from the bananus.
>>21079003It would be extremely painful.
When I was a young lad I heard that spiders shit their eggs there
>>21079003Your sperm count increases rapidly
>>21079030>>21079031both these things point to increased fertility, according to my own researchâ„¢
>>21079006>he doesn't eat the skin
>>21079050this has nothing to do with the skin anon
>>21079050>Let's eat the part that has insect and animal feces all over it
>>21079003You escape the simulation so I am told
>>21079012It's weird how you brought up sex after somebody mentioned a banana.
>>21079003you become brown
>>21079122Okay
>>21079029you're a brown banana
>>21079136Okay
>>21079003>what happens if you eat the brown part of a banana?
>>21079003Instant deathI think
Sometimes bananas can have a woody core and its revolting if you aren't expecting it
>>21079003it would be extremely painful
>>21079365I've never heard of this and this has never happened to me or anyone I know. Maybe it's a regional thing.
>>21079030Partly true. It's actually flies. All the little brown dots that appear on a banana peel are the points of injection that the bugs pierced to put their larvae in.
>>21079675It's more common on wild varieties of bananas but grocery store varieties can have it due to a fungus
>>21079735How is your post relevant to mine?
>>21079738This is /banana general/
>>21079741>>21079738
>>21079003You are what you eat. I wouldn't risk it.
>>21079770Who wouldn't want to be a bad banana
>>21079003They get you.
>>21079365oh god I've had this a few times o'er the years. it's pretty horrifying. every couple or few years a cyclone will whipe out the banana crop in the top end and then all we get are really shit-tier low quality bananas and they cost like $4 each. I think that's when I've had that weird horrible parasite before.
>>21079365>bone in banana
>>21079003I prefer my bananas medium rare
>>21079675it's happened to me a few times and I eat a lot of chiquita bananas. I got grossed out the first time but apparently you can eat it without harm, but I just throw away the banana and the others in the same bunch since usually they are infected as well
>>21081947Where are you located?
>>21079365>Sometimes bananas can have a woody coreIt's more than that. It's a fungal blight called Panama TR4. The scary part is that the near sole majority of bananas commercially are Cavendish, 99%, so they will likely go extinct. So far, attempts to kill the fungus or genetically modify the Cavendish to be resistant have failed. You cannot know if a banana inside will be okay until you bite into it :(.>>21079735>It's more common on wild varieties of bananas but grocery store varieties can have it due to a fungus.Nope, they're all Cavendish, organic or inorganic, same issue (btw, both are sprayed with poison and antifungals) or the USDA wouldn't let them be imported. There are "apple" bananas varietal, which are the short bananas, kid sized. They taste different, are different, with a less durable peel for shipping, so picked even greenerr, but they have the same blight.
>>21081972finland
>>21081986Ah ok I'm in the US.
>>21082071all the bananas come from central/south america
>>21082092I didnt ask
>>21082095how much?
>>21079716mmmm love killing them by digestion
>>21079003you guys DO devein your bananas, right?
>>21079003You gain superpowers, but don't let anyone know.
>>21082901I revein my bananas.