What's the weirdest sandwich you had to make
>>21081251for me, it was a McChicken
>>21081251Their breakfast sandwiches are not the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. I didn’t feel great eating it, but it was damn cheap.
>>21081254That is weird, because it's a burger
>>21081258They were definitely better than Subway "pizza", and you could actually make some kino combinations since all the normal veggies were available.>egg, bacon, & cheese toasted on flatbread with tomato, onions, black olives, banana peppers, and mayoBut it's all moot since the demise of $5 footlong.
>>21081251>workersIt's sandwich artists
>>21081251I worked at one over the summer like a decade ago and some guy came in hurriedly saying he needed just a loaf of bread. I told him I wasn't sure if I had a way to ring that up and I'd need to go get the manager, and he said never mind and just had me ring it up as a sandwich with everything removed. Does that count? Nobody else asked for anything remotely weird the entire rest of the time I worked there.
>>21081251retired Sandwich Artist™ here. we didn't have nearly as much shit on the menu in my day, and for bread we just had white and wheat and we had bulkie rolls.I can't remember anything too weird, except a lady ordered a cheese sandwich once and I had no clue how to make that so I just threw a few pieces of cheese on it and she ended up complaining because she was a fucking cunt
>>21081281>saying he needed just a loaf of breadwhy not just go to gocery store
>>21081287How do you fuck up a bread and cheese wich? Did you put the cheese outside?
>>21081281>can I get a just a loaf of bread? Yeah no just bill me for a whole sandwich and give me the bread. Just. The. Bread. Bro.
>>21081287Sounds like you're the fucking cunt for not knowing how to make one.
>Italian herb and cheese>Filled with meatballs, pickles, onion, lettuce, mayo and BBQ sauce >Pork riblets for bread>All 3 cheeses and bacon >Grilled >Served inside another Italian herb and cheese drowned in ranch
>>21081287i saw the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSAWRdvVCgc
>>21081292The nearest grocery store would have been around a mile away and I have no idea if he came on foot or by car. He might have walked out of an office building from down the street for all I know. He was clearly in a hurry, so I didn't think it was weird that he just came to the nearest place that had bread, I just wondered why he needed emergency bread in the first place. Never asked though. Oh well.
>>21081295>>21081301I put 4 wedges of cheese on it (for a bulkie roll we would put two normally) and even though I was adding more than I would normally it still felt kind of wrong. I rang it up as a veggie sandwich (no veggies though). She complained to my boss later that there should have been at least 8 if not 10 wedges of cheese on it. how the fuck was I supposed to know I was 15 and that shit isn't on the menu
>>21081310>Just ask me kiddo
>>21081310>order a cheese sandwich>get an insultingly paltry amount of cheese on it because the kid who made it is retarded>rightfully complain>"lol what a bitch"Kill yourself
>>21081302>Pork riblets for breadWhen the FUCK did subway allow that
>>21081313Joke all you want but in the 2000s this is what peak performance looked like.>>21081318Have it your way.
>>21081315I didn't tell the whole story anon, trust me she was a fucking bitch, she was snapping at me for everything from the way the bread was baked to the way I cut it, to the way I didn't change gloves between making her sandwich (a 6" something) and the one for her braddy 3yo kid (who the cheese sandwich was for). she was a semi-regular customer and complained literally every time she came in no matter who served her. she should be dead by now I should hope
>>21081322>I didn't tell the whole story anonImagine you didn't make the whole sandwich either. Lazy fuck Zoomer bloody BENCHOD bitch bastard
>>21081327anon pls, you're literally 15 today and my story happened back in the 90s. keep it up and I'll stick my fingers up ya bum
>>21081322This sounds like a bunch of shit you made up after the fact to act like you were justified in fucking up a basic sandwich so hard.
>>21081332nope
>>21081328>I'll stick my fingers up ya bumJoke's on you, I enjoy that
>>21081343Not if you saw whose bum they were up before yours
>>21081357Someone with a c diff infection?
>>21081359probably.also I am no making a cheese sandwich here at home. this isn't going to a perfect analogue because I don't have rolls (only sliced bread) but I must conduct this expearmint to close this chapter finally and let this wound heal.posting soon
Mmm here we go with my cheese sandwich. Here's the starting point, plain sliced white. No matter how much I try fancy designer breads I always come back to soft white.
>>21081383now to add the cheese. this is one slice, which is equal to two Subway wedges.
>>21081384And a second slice. This is equal to the 4 wedges I gave that bitchdog that day back in 1997. I still can't see how this isn't enough cheese, I couldn't eat this with more
>>21081387spoonful of mayö to help the medicine go down
Any Subway workers from Casper, Wyoming here?
>>21081388okay see this is pretty good, but honestly I could enjoy this with even one slice of cheese.fuck this shit I was right all along. I can confidently say I have never made a bad sandwich in my life and that fucking cunt was wrong, as always.
>>21081387>if I put the same amount of cheese on a much smaller sandwich, I am absolved!Now I know you're just bullshitting
>>21081391Is your manager available?
>>21081393It's not really smaller anon. The rolls is puffier than sliced bread but it's much less dense. I think this is analogous.>>21081395I-I am the manager :|
>>21081310Maybe you shouldve fucking idk ASKED your superiors "hey this lady wants a cheese sandwich, I've never made that kind without other stuff, how much cheese should I use""Put like more than 10, kiddo""Thanks, sir""No problem, old sport *goes back to smoking a cigar while getting a blowjob from the teenage girl working there*"It's that simple numbnuts
>>21081387>>21081388>>21081391>mayo>not toastedAbsolutely fucking vileYou should be ashamed of yourself
>>21081403I was in the shop alone :[also the boss said we would normally not put more than 6 or maybe 8. even if he made her fucking sandwich she would have complained.
>>21081408I'm recreating a sandwich from my past anon, that was a cold cheese sandwich. Normally I would make a grilled cheese but I have to say I really enjoyed the soft white bread tonight
>>21081410Yeah I bet you enjoyed your soft white buns getting eaten, you fucking homo
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>>21081408Your stupid grill press only browned half of each sandwich you pretentious cunt.If you're going to talk shit back it up instead of using and appliance. You didn't even butter your shit either. Fucking faggot ass bitch ass punk ass.
>>21081456Stop being rude!!m-miserable-anon that's not you is it?
>>21081459Kys redditfag.
>>21081272that's weird cause burgers have burger meat in them. we already established that mc chickens are sandwiches
>>21081456This thread is about some anon who was a fucking retard as a kid and is still fucking retarded and then some cunt who can't toast a sandwich
>>21081484And then some faggot who came along thinking he's Damon Arquette doing a wildlife Dogomonentry commentating the fucking thread. Dicknsnap.
>>21081495Great. I don't know Damon Arquette, but that's brilliant.
>>21081251just black olives and marinara.
>>21081509Dumbbass. He does the nature Dogomonentry.
>>21081310Rule of thumb: If you think it's enough cheese, it's not enough cheese.
>>21081251Not Subway but I worked a summer at a sandwich place and broke a customer’s brain trying to explain that a cream cheese veggie sub with added avocado was cheaper than the avocado veggie sub with added cream cheese that she always ordered, she just wouldn’t get it.
>>21081557Brilliant.
>>21081251I didn't work at a Subway but I worked in a deli for a year and the job was 50% making sandwiches.I didn't get too many weird sandwiches, boomers ordering liverwurst sandwiches would disgust the girls who worked there but that's about it. One time a lady ordered two Italian hoagies and took and paid for them only to call the next day and say she wanted two sandwiches on Kaiser rolls and we fucked it up. The manager was the owners daughter who was training to take over and sucked at her job so she went off and screamed at the girl who made it until she quit on the spot.Whenever anyone would make the slightest mistake that manage would rage out and write a super long note and pin it to a wall and insist we sign it. For this one she said we had to write down every order on paper, verify it with the customer, and save it for a week lmao. I wish I had a photo of the stuff she would freak out about it.
>>21081623Shouldve sexxed her to calm her down
>>21081251God I wish my sister had a penis. Uncircumcised.
I once had someone order a 12 inch wheat with only onions, nothing else. When they say down, they opened a can of baked beans and poured it on top and ate it
>>21081391Cheese nice and melted.
>>21081623What a cunt. I've known many like her.
i think there's a screencap around of someone who ordered the tuna and cookies and put the cookies in the sandwich
>>21081623there really are very few people in the workforce who are capable of inventing such antagonizing, dehumanizing, and psychopathic management styles and somehow they end up in management positions all the time. what a useless human bean
>>21081251I worked at an all night gas station that made subs, right next to a bar in a rural area so I saw a healthy mix of welfare queens and drunks. The absolute worst thing I made was a regular sub that the disgusting wench asked for extra extra mayo. When I was done I had squirted at least two whole subway style condiment squirt bottles of mayo onto it. I'll never forget it, and she was a regular. Bug eyed obese wellie (my dad's pet term for welfare queens).Another one was a chicken salad sub with BBQ sauce on it.The last was a guy that ordered a pizza with no cheese because of an allergy.
>>21081273They were good when they used to cook the eggs in front of you. And you got more. It was 4 or 6 eggs per footlong.
>>21081948that's pretty good lmao
seafood sensation with cheese, and toastedwhen I worked there I liked putting steak and cheese on a sub with a healthy portion of marinara, and also getting the onions and green peppers mixed in before it gets put in the oven, so they get cooked too. those were delicious. i actually want one now, wtf
>>21081480the status of burger vs sandwich is determined by the bread. burgers have burger buns. sandwiches have flat slices of bread.
>>21083519>seafood sensation with cheese, and toastedbut anon that's a good sandwich. back in my day we called it "Seafood & Crab".
>>21081287Wow, so you were there back in the day of the V-cut. I really appreciate you. Thank you for your service. You must have missed out on the stupid "toasted subs" trend that Quiznos started too. That's when Subway was good.
>>21081310You went in the wrong direction. You should have put a comical Freddy Got Fingered amount of cheese on the bread. Then when she asked what she was supposed to do with all that cheese you could tell her to put it in her bum-bum. Then sing to her "put the cheese in your bum."p.s. It's my hooves!
>>21083564yeah I was there for the v-cut of course, and we weren't toasting subs yet although many ingredients we would heat up in the microwave, including the entire subway melt sandwich (bread & meat, prior to adding veggies of course). the menu was simple, the sandwiches were simple. worked in a small town shop and had all the same regulars. it was a simpler time.
>>21083568Yeah I really wasn't thinking outside the box that particular day
>>21081287>and for bread we just had white and wheat and we had bulkie rollsAre you literally 50Subway has had Italian bread since '89
>>21081251we get a pickles and mayo toasted doordash every monday around 3
>>21083581I amn't 50 anon, and I just googled what we used to call them because I forgot, they were on the menu as "deli style" bread rolls. people rarely bought them, I don't even remember baking them †bh
>>21081408I was almost on your side until the panini press. Now, I pray that Jack 'O the Ripper gets you.
>>21082694>They were good when they used to cook the eggs in front of youI don't remember that at all. I never recall a Subway employee "cooking" anything beyond putting a sandwich in the toaster oven and pressing the "on" button with a pre-programmed time. Where would a Subway employee even cook the eggs? They don't have a griddle, were they microwaving them? No, the Subway breakfast eggs were always pre-formed portions from the same factory that produced the "tuna" mystery goop.
>>21083622back in my day we didn't have eggs but our choona was just the big restaurant size cans of Bumblebee albacore
>>21083578Look at that poser. He calls himself American?
>>21083635I wanna try TAFC®
>>21083642That's a big chicken sandwich. Even the value size one is too much.
>>21083659it must be deep fried whalemeat. must be poached until cooked through and the flash fried. could be good.
>>21083568Nice looking fricassée a l'amèricaine.
>>21083536>burgers aren't sandwichesretard
I worked at Subway when I was 15, it was actually one of my first job. Even when someone ordered something "weird" it wasn't really that that weird. Weirdest one was this lady who was ordering subs for the whole family, one of her kids wanted white cheddar, onions and mayonnaise only on plain white, toasted, and cut into quarters instead of halved. I only worked there for a year so I never got to see orders more ridiculous than that one.
why does subway have such an odd fuckin way of ordering. Multiple times ive asked for a pre existing sandwich off the menu and then they immediately ask me what kind of sandwich I want. It honestly took me a couple visits before I noticed their dumb little flow chart and realized they were asking about bread, because ive totally asked for a “whole wheat sandwich before” Even after that they still hit me with what meat and cheese I want, even though asked for the godamn roast beef sandwich that is pictured right behind their head. At that point I gave up tried to match it the best I could by choosing ingredients but holy shit, why do they put those examples up just to yank yer dick around like that?
>>21081251I had to stop going to every subway in a literal 25 mile radius around my house. >be super depressed>go out to eat fast food is only joy I get in life so I dont kill myself>hate 90% of subways menu>just get a sub with triple turkey every time>eventually they start giving me free soda's, cookies, ect. because my order is so easy and not complicated>start getting weirded out at the indian chick who's being obscenely nice to me and move to a different subway>same shit happens after like 2-3 weeks of ordering>repeat
>>21084916anon you're squandering your natural gift for winning the favor, and thus free food, from whagies. the hell is wrong with you?
I had to make an "the Edward"If you know you know
>>21084871Their entire gimmick is customization, and if the wagie makes any assumptions on the customer's behalf, then half of the Karens would demand refunds, so they are taught to stick to an autistic script. It wouldn't be this way except you can bet there has existed at least one retard who ordered a roast beef sandwich without roast beef.
>>21085140instead of toasting the sandwich you instead shove a red hot fire poker up inside the fillings, toasting it from the inside?
>>21081280actually it's university students from Nigeria and Ghana looking to pay the rent for their single bedroom rental prices at $65/month while studying social sciences
>>21081280Uh it’s Subistas if you don’t mind sir!
>>21081387Please stop that stuff cheese. You aren’t kidding anyone.
>>21085206>stop that stuff cheesewhat does this mean
>>21083635What sort of place is Wado PLC?
not wild but i was asked to make a coldcut combo with 7 lines of mayo on it. No other ingredients just mayo, bread and meat. Couldn't close the fucking thing without mayo going everywhere.
>>21085223it mean's he's an eslnigger trying to wrongfully act superior to a white man based on a reddit meme he saw about american cheese
>>21081251untoasted footlong italian bread with red onions and quad mayo
>>21084340>burgers aren't sandwiches>retardYes I know you are. Burgers literally aren't sandwiches.
I went to a Subway for the first time in years about a month ago and it was horrible. The dude behind the counter was so Indian that we had to communicate through hand gestures. They also didn't take my coupon for reasons I couldn't understand because I couldn't understand him. Sandwich was ass too.
>>21085427>not go to Subway for several years>get lured back in by a Subway coupon>they don't take it anyway>you have no choice now but to buy it you walked in and ordered it afterall>pay full price>it's shitthe absolute state of it all
>>21085439That was exactly what happened. The sandwiches were already made and he told me they wouldn't take them then said some gibberish and I just said okay and left. I kept seeing people online say all Subways are owned by Indian people now. I wasn't expecting it to be true.
>>21085446well, maybe in 5 years when you decide to go back use the app for some deal, that surely they must take even if it goes against vishnü or whatever
>>21081322Ignore the catty middle aged women seething at you. She was an absolute cunt for expecting you to know some kind of arbitrary amount of cheese to add to her made up sandwich at a chain restaurant. The bitches flipping out on you have done the same shit which is why they're butthurt
>>21081315>Tell 15 year old CHILD to make a "cheese sandwich" that isn't on the menu>The child didn't add enough>HEH HEH I'M GUNNA GET HIM FIREDStupid fucking cunt.
>>21085478>>21085491everything these anons say is true
>>21085501she was trying to ruin the life of a teenager just trying to make a few extra bucks, her entire goal was to try to get anon firedthere are some sick weirdos out there
>>21081254Underrated post
>>21085807>her entire goal was to try to get anon firedAre there any other internal details of the mind of someone you've never met that you want to make up?
i never go there anymore but when I do, I order the same damn thing I always do.>Spicy Italian>2 different kinds of salami to fill it>pepper jack>tomato+lettius>chipotle sauce>untoasted footlong>maybe some jalapeno chippysabsolute perfection.Closest thing I have to 'odd' is when I go to chipotle and order my burrito.>Steak>brown beans>there weird chopped salsa stuff I don't know the name of>cheese>guac>add some Iggy soda, any flavorMost of the time they cant wrap it up properly and I tell them I don't mind if it breaks. I'm in pure bliss.
>>21085446its apparently easy and cheap to franchise compared to other fast food jointsbut yeah its one of the reasons i dont even bother with subway anymore unless im desperate
>>21081251i never worked there but i once saw a stinky old man order an egg salad sub with nothing but an obscene amount of mayonnaise and black olives. i almost gagged.
>>21086661pregnancy cravings
>>21081251Worked there for a few years in high school and a bit in college. My biggest takeaway is that for some people, it's never enough olives
I got fired from subway after a month because I would clock in and smoke cigarettes in the back and only made like 10 sandwiches the whole time. That's what $7.25/hr gets you.
>>21081251I never worked there but my roommate would get stoned and order a foot long on white bread with pickles, olives and extra mayo.
>>21084360>white cheddar, onions and mayonnaiseThat's the most wasp order ever.
>>21083635rofl, well memed you cunt
>>21086713What shitty state are you living in that minimum wage is $7.25
>>21087330That's federal minimum. So anon could be from Alabama, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, or New Hampshire.
>>21085165I think its the long term employees, they basically are required to be completely sub-missive (hehe) to strangers all day and read from a flow chart of dialogue. I’ve asked for a meatball bomber before and it was like the dude had his memory reset as he asked what I wanted on it. Yes he was probably just following orders, but cmon.
>>21081322>while I was making her sandwich she complained about everything except the amount of cheese I put in. Which she left for later for some reasonYeah, how about no.
What the hell are you putting in those subs that makes me shit my guts out?It must be the oil or sauces but I can't tell.
>>21083626I heard it was just equal parts mayonnaise and tuna.
>>21085400Hamburgers are Hamburger Sandwiches. You calling them 'burgers doesn't negate that absolute fact.
Just found an old $25 gift card from at least 10 years ago. Pretty sure it's somehow expired by now. I could probably get myself 2 footlong spicy Italians for that kind of money these days.I don't eat bread anymore. Can you still get it made into a salad?
>>21088088are you questioning my integrity or hers?>>21088099I don't remember the measurements anymore but after squeezing all the whater our of the tuna there was a certain number of ounces of choona. Kind of hard to determine if it's 50/50 (based on volume vs. weight etc). But yeah it may have been about that. But that makes a pretty delicious sandwich even if it's full of fat>>21088107If this is in the US it's been illegal to have expiration dates on gift cards for longer than that, you should still be able to redeem (ask first, the shop may not be able to use it but corporate still has to find a way to honor it). And yes you can still get a salad at the 'way
>>21081391Subway uses larger bread, so the cheese to bread ratio would have to be higher.
>>21088115>are you questioning my integrity or hers?Yours. You just needed a second part to make yourself look better because you obviously care too much about the opinions of a bunch of randos in a mongolian threat singing forum
>>21088127she complained later anon my boss told me, but she was a bitch on the day as well
>>21088124the deli style loaf is like an hamburger bun, it's bigger in a sense but it's also all air. In any case she was ordering a cheese sandwich for a fucking 3yo. i'm so sorry she had slightly less shit to clean up out of the baby seat later
>>21088096>Europeans when they eat something that isn't cheese & bread
>>21088230Anon, he is eating cheese and bread
>>21088293technically yes, but also *technically* no
>>21081408Screw those other guys, I like the panini press.
I've never worked at a subway, but anyways one night just before closing I asked for a footlong meatball sub on an italian herb and cheese.So the 'sandwich artist' starts putting on the meatballs and says sorry, there's only enough for half the sandwich.So I had her make the other half a tuna melt, smelled weird, tasted delicious.
>>21088357improvise, adapt, overcomeyou had a great sandwich I reckon
>>21088359She also had quite the perplexed look on her face when I said "tuna melt".
>>21088379we're trained to give a look when people order outside the box, it's all good m80
>>21081251Why did subway remove fresh mozzarella?Why did Subway enable a pedophile?
>>21088382don't be glib anon, THEY NEVER DID THATthe fresh mozzarella I mean. it was always dry/grated.
>>21088382qrd?
>>21088458look up "subway jared". also Subway™ had nothing to do with any of it.the mozzarella debacle is a whole 'nother thing
>>21088458early last year subway committed to fresh sliced meats and such, offering good mozzarellait must have ended quickly because i never found a location that had it
>>21081390Whatever the weirdest order was in Casper, chances are it was kingcobrajfs
>>21081322>braddy
>>21081251I worked at subway. Weirdest thing was anytime anyone ordered the "crab". You couldn't pay me to eat that. Btw it comes in blobs and we have to mush it apart with our hands and mix with mayo to make the sludge. It contains no real crab, to my knowledge.
>>21088610was it spelled with a c or a k?
>>21088610just like the tuna or chicken salad
>>21081251I worked at subway for 2 years and the only "weird" sandwich I can really remember was a lady who wanted me to crush up some chips and put it in the sandwichI made a meatball cookie and onion sub once for my employee meal out of abject boredom and I got through half of it before throwing it out The good stories involves the customers themselves. One time a woman wanted just tuna on her sandwich and I put 2 scoops of tuna on it and she asked if I was retardedThere was also a weeklong incident where a guy would order a buffalo chicken footlong with every topping every day and once he got to the register he'd ask if we take EBT and walk outI used to work in a major city so I have a lot of stories involving homeless schitzos and the like
>>21089175What did the tuna lady expect to get if not tuna in her sandwich?Also skip on the schizo stories, I've experienced more than enough of those.
>>21084916>>start getting weirded out at the indian chick who's being obscenely nice to me and move to a different subwayshe wanted to poo in your loo if you know what I mean
>>21081251I used to work for this old Indian guys subway and whenever we had a huge line he would shout "MOVE the line!" like an army seargent or something. He also made sure we skipped on the olives (I guess because they were expensive) and I used to give customers a hard time about it jokingly.
>>21089380Skimped on the olives*
>>21089175Isn't crushed chips a thing? Maybe more in burgerland? Never done or seen it myself but I saw a bunch of youtube videos that does that and I was like "huh so that is a thing"
>>21089363It was my first week and I think maybe I wasn't scooping out enough per scoop? My coworker said I did fine and she was just being an asshole. Some people think they know better than the wagie behind the counter>>21089543It is a thing but it's not on the menu or anything so it just stood out to me. Crushed doritos on the cold cut was my go to employee meal for a while as a guilty pleasure thing. It's like a 7/10.Ironically right before I quit they introduced these fried crispy bits that you're supposed to shovel on the sandwich. Idk if it's a burgerland only thing or not but they're kind of disgusting
>>21089380What's up with Indians and owning a subway franchise? When I worked there it was me and about 5 Indians and they're the chillest people I've ever worked with. I lucked out with my boss because he would bring me butter chicken and home cooked biryani a few times during super long double shifts. It's partly why I stuck with the job for so long
>>21089776Subway is one of the cheapest franchises to open up. I guess they used to be profitable when subway was still a big thing but now it seems dead.
>>21081251>workersFuck off, you know they're artists.
>>21081251Here's your sandwich saar
>>21090124jeet's gonna jeeti would have made this a webm but the sound in importanthttps://youtu.be/EhrqYL9VBGM?si=4sFyUXo4Bp8eNxsf
>>21090126god damn it that is disgusting, but honestly if you walk into a pizza place with THAT music blaring you're already rolling the dice.
>>21090131I've been saving so much money the last couple months by not ordering any takeout or delivery from anywhere. Even hungover I've learned the secret to stopping myself from doing it: just imagine the filthy kitchens, contamination, pests, and horrible secrets they're keeping. Every place around me is thurdie food which makes it even more reprehensible. So many times I've gotten a delivery order all the way up to checkout and just, no. I can't do it anymore.
>>21088484Looked it up and I highly doubt Higher ups at subway had no idea. Diddling kids was basically a second job for himAlso it seems people are still buying his book lol
>>21090194he was a spokesman which means he did a commercial a couple times a year and went to some corporate events. probably worked about 100 hours in an entire year for Subway. nothing about his personal life and behaviors would have had any crossover with subway at all. even at my job where I work 50-60 hours a week, nobody knows I diddle adults in my spare time
>>21089175>There was also a weeklong incident where a guy would order a buffalo chicken footlong with every topping every dayWas this the guy?https://youtu.be/bnyVE1go2vs?si=UHPat79vp1vEGFT3
>>21090169Very interesting indeed. Very.
>>21090673am I detecting sarcasm
>>21088610When the fuck did start subway start selling crab
>>21091160theyve been selling imitation crab for as long as i can remember
>>21081388This is most disgusting slop i've ever seen my entire life, KYS for not toasting this
>>21092876fuck you bitch
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>>21092876>my entire lifedon't just say nonsense falsehoods because you need to be RUDE. you're very glib anon, glib and RUDE
>>21088102All burgers, sandwiches, and tacos are actually just variations of pizza, but the world isn't ready for that conversation yet
Triple steak, triple bacon, triple cheese, and entire bag of pickles, an entire bag of olives, and entire bag of ranch sauce. She was an absolute hambeast with no tits and dermal piercings in the shape of an inverted cross on her chest. Tasmanians are fucked in the head
>>21081623i've worked with people like this, she probably thought she was the only one keeping the place running as well. The worst I've had was a wheelchair-bound lady who'd shittalk everyone behind their back and check their till balance when closing over their shoulder so she could snitch to management if someone fucked up.
>>21094752This is sadly more common than it should be. Especially when you have the older women getting jealous of the young women and they comment on their clothes, make up complete lies about them and basically try to force you to pick a side through some insane power moves like trying to make you carry their purse to the office or whatever.
>>21094777In shit-tier jobs that aren't manual labour most people I've met love shitting on each other for sport, it's never been limited to women despite how over-represented they are in those jobs, I've seen guys do this plenty as well for the exact same things you said. I really don't understand it, mean gossip and power-moves only make you look like a retard to management and limit your conversation partners to people who do this kind of shit. This guy I worked with berated the younger guys that hooked up with the summer hires but I'd see him try and do the exact same shit when we all went out to our bar after work every Sunday, despite having a [spoiler]unfairly hot[/spoiler] wife and kids. I saw him crash and burn every Sunday for a year, great guy to work with though.You're very right that bitches make you do stuff for them too often though, I was raised in an Asian household and have been programmed to respect matronly type authority, this one woman nearing retirement age caught onto it quick and basically made me do her job for the year I was there.
>>21084916people love a quiet regular, I used to get coffee and cake for breakfast on the way to work every day at the same place and after a month or so I'd have my order waiting for me when I got there (tied to train schedule so always the same time to the minute), often with a freebie or two. The thing I loved most about it was once this became the norm I never had to interact with anyone there again, I'd get there, give a nod and smile to my usual waitress, sit down for breakfast and leave 5 minutes later without a word. When I moved to another city I left a fat tip under my cup but forgot to tell her I wouldn't be coming back starting next week, still feel guilty that she probably still put out my order for a few days afterwards.If only all interactions in my life went so smoothly, I hate smalltalk and just want to pay for my stuff and be left in peace.
