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>>21082539which jack recipe is this
>>21082628wtf are tiger nuts?
>>21082626slimy unpasteurized pickles in dirty dishwashing water
>>21081681Art.
>>21081681kek
>>21082735Delicious boiled beef
Em Pee 4 post in the webm thread.
>>21082895all that is from the beef's own moisture, you retard. soy is basically salty sugar water, it thickens immediately (especially with starch). And there's no time written anywhere, you can burn your beef to a crisp if you want.
>>21082922>all that is from the beef's own moisture, you retardThis changes nothing.>soy is basically salty sugar water, it thickens immediately (especially with starch).This has nothing to do with what I said.>And there's no time written anywhere, you can burn your beef to a crisp if you want.You wouldn't be saying this if the video showed the beef being burned to a crisp.
>>21082912Diabolical work but saving for teh kex
>>21082721>did you make sure to put the text in where people can’t read it?>sure did boss!
>>21082895>>21082924Dis nigga think boiled and sautéed meat is da same shiet lmaoooooo
>>21082957I hate ssri stare
>>21082957I would love for her to eat that entire focaccia and then both shit and piss in my mouth after
>>21082735definitely needed more sauce coating the ingredients
>>21082961>>21082957no she's copying oliviated style who is so cute and cool i want to pass out
>>21082735>goodfulI hate shit like this. Even without sound I can hear in my mind the accompanying music: ukulele, xylophone, clapping, whistling. So cute!! Perhaps the word "twee" can make an appearance and make me further vomit. Disgusting!
>>21082924It was in no way "boiled", dingus. You're fucking retarded. You lost. Stop arguing.
>>21082990That's all nonsense. Nonsense words.
>>21082957ok but why the bedroom eyes?
>>21082957>sauté>To cook (food) using a small amount of fat in an open pan over a relatively high heat, allowing the food to brown and form a crust stopping it from sticking to the pan as it cooks.>allowing the food to brown and form a crust This did not happen. You are incorrect.
>>21083065it's past your bedtime grandpa
>>21082539that's like 50 bay leaves lmfao
>>21082735>soy sauceRuined at the third second. Very unhealthy for hormones.
>>21083068>ok but why the bedroom eyes?What? Is that how your woman looks at you when she wants some hoompadoompa?
>>21081625olivias nudes were subpar though
>>21082539>ask myself what the fuck is happening>realize it's a jack vid when I notice the ring and and the green wall in the background>it all makes sense now
>>21083620Post link
>>21083516>Very unhealthy for hormonesmaybe if you're a fag
>>21082681What Max Miller loves having rubbed all over his face
>>21083658You'll fit in one day
>>21083516Source: trust me bro
>>21083944>>21084292>>21083516It is widely known that soy has an exceptional amount of phytoestrogen, that's why it's used as a light hormonal replacement for menopausal women and is known to cause endocrinologic issues to men, such as preventing testosterone binding.
>>21082912I should call her
>>21084423>her
>>21082681https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyperus_esculentus>Cyperus esculentus (also called chufa, tiger nut, atadwe, yellow nutsedge, earth almond, and in Chishona, pfende) is a species of plant in the sedge family widespread across much of the world. It is found in most of the Eastern Hemisphere, including Southern Europe, Africa and Madagascar, as well as the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent. C. esculentus is cultivated for its edible tubers, called earth almonds or tiger nuts (due to the stripes on their tubers and their hard shell), as a snack food and for the preparation of horchata de chufa, a sweet, milk-like beverage.
Bladder bird>>21084412>it is widely knownSo the source is "trust me bro". Btw Infowars literally used to sell dietary supplements that contained soy while releasing videos about how soy is supposedly bad. That should tell you all about the credibility of the whole anti-soy movement. Its just a grift meant to capitalize on retards who'll believe any pseudoscientific babble you throw at them. Ever notice how /pol/tards always get laughed out of threads on boards where the participating in the board's hobby actually requires real world action (e.g. /ck/, /po/, /k/) but thrive on boards where the "hobby" is just blind media consumption (/v/, /tv/, /pol/ etc.)? Why is that?
>>21081625Dogs are so fucking stupid. How much of a c u c k do you have to be to own a pet that can’t even take a shit without your help?
>>21084412Phytoestrogens are weaker than estrogens your body makes naturally yet bind to your receptors stronger. They literally lower the estrogenic effects. You may know this if you learned biology instead of getting “science” from conspiracy theorists and dudebros.
>>21084484man, that green goop is what's keeping me from eating these things.
>>21082957Please fucking kill me
>>21082974I saw you had no replies, and I 100% agree with you, so here you go.
>>21082912This is so fucking stupid and I can't even explain why without sounding like a tryhard "no fun" asshole. I feel like it's just made to make you rage, Not even talking about the quality of ingredients, why the fuck would you peel a ton of string cheese for that when it's pretty much just basic mozzarella you could buy already shredderd?
>>21084528>oh my old-timey kino food dinner! see how people were so civilized, i bet that food was amazing!It's the same slop you eat, probably a bit more bland. The reason they all look so happy is because back then cameras weren't around often so everybody put on their best behavior when there was one. Off camera it was probably the same sloppy food cramming event in your regular costco food court. I hate faggots that LARP as if "the good ol' days" were something special and these videos aren't some sort of propaganda garbage to make things look nice.
>people posting actual recipes instead of coombait, ragebait and memeslop This webm thread is really strange and unusual
>>21082628This actual faggot has one of the most polished food history videos on YouTube yet i can't feel a sliver of genuine love or respect for cooking from any of them.I have a feeling he just sees it all as a cash cow
>>21084485>>21084473>>21084412>>21083516>>21084292>>21083944Why do you guys act as if it was a schizo theory? Soy has been purposefully used for its effects on hormones for a long time.They use it to change the sex of fishes in fish farms.
>>21084473>board's hobby actually requires real world action>/ck/Bro, most of the board is people talking about fast food, soda, and snacks. It's just consoomers, exactly like /v/ or something.
Just made some za
>>21085040Next time put your glasses on before you make an infographic bro, this is too blurry to read
>>21085040Imagine being so low T you worry about getting transitioned by a bean
>>21085040now look at your own fucking pic and see how many milligrams of isoflavones does the soy sauce have. Dumb fuck
>>21084718Where did the Navy cafeteria chef touch you?
>>21084700to extend the video length for muh algorithm. i mean they're making food waste videos for a living, u know they couldnt make it in college.
>>21085550>>21085505Eat your soyboy shit if you want, but those post industrial processed foods impacting sex hormones are not welcome in my home.
>>21085505You figured out that you were wrong after being shown proofs so you have no argument left but have too much of an ego to admit it?Typical feminine behavior. Someone drank his Soylent today.
>>21085684All food impacts sex hormonesCheckmate
>>21085744Not to the same extent, they don't.
>>21082539he is literally what I imagine you guys to look like kek fucking kek
>>21082628>>21084795haha I noticed the samehis food allergy to egg whites is hysterical to top it all off. Fellow does not like cooking in the least.
>>21082957I want to walk up behind her and sniff her hair
>>21086167Fag. Stop fucking up the entire world, and all of civilized society with your simpery
>>21084795>>21086040He feels like a historian first and foremost and cooking is just what he decided to specialize in for some reason. Great content though.
>>21082539arent you supposed to let the brine cool off before you do the actual brining?
>>21084718quite the bitter outlook anon
>>21086285Nah we just remember the truth instead of what you can see in a video nowadays.
>>21081625is he daijobu?
>>21085040>My proof? Well screencaps of articles I haven't read and a nutritional supplement that claims to do something of course!>>21085684>random .jpg with no sourcesEpic. Simply epic.
>>21085684Why does soy have estrogen to begin with?
>>21086174>being a pervert creep is considered "simping" in 2025
>>21087042They put it at the genetic level in to make the plants produce fruit (eggs) more often
>>21082539I think there is a recipe contributor that posts these recipes he used to get online just to troll him.
>>21086885Kek, I know those ugly mitts anywhere
>>21086437i was around back then as well
>>21086885>w-well all your scientific sources are invalid because I don't like you and I don't want to be wrongTypical low T behavior. I accept your concession.
>>21087613That's cute, too bad that giving those dinosaurs full of unhealthy oils and fried shit to children is nutritional abuse.
>>21085684isn't there a difference in bioavailability just like with almost everything else? how much plant estrogen is equal to 1ng of animal estrogen?
>>21087801I don't know that much, I know that it's bioavailable enough to cause real life consequences for people consuming soy products, especially the transformed soy products like lecithin, flour, juice, etc.Low testosterone, hormonal imbalance, erectile dysfunction, infertility, gynecomastia...
>>21084795I always get so invested in the recipe and then he makes careless substitutions and really uneducated guesses regarding technique/process all the time and always end up disappointed by the actual cooking part. Which is fine, it's a history show with a bit of casual cooking hamfisted in to make it gay and quirky.
>>21087769Not as abusive as forcing a child to eat mashed potatos with fucking tomato sauce, or even having tomato sauce with fucking BEANS in it. The UK is a culinary desert.
>>21087769Dinosaur nuggets are delicious at least. Beats a kid eating a candy bar.
>>21084512Man what a roastie.
>>21087613Bongs consider this 'fine dining'
>>21087613*recorder playing jurassic park theme*
>>21087595
>>21087769Children should only be allowed to eat nutrislop assembled in a lab, anything that isn't meticulously curated to provide the exact amount of daily vitamins and calories is literal child abuse.
>>21083060>ukulele, xylophone, clapping, whistling. So cute!!very kickstarter, if you will.
>>21088636this but unironically. children are our future, it's in our best interest to make sure they're properly fed. Using food paste has the added bonus of preparing the lil tikes for the awfully bland and boring grown-up life!
>>21084718>>21086437>Nah we just remember the truth instead of what you can see in a video nowadays.
>>21088914We still had that shit in the 90s. I never realized how culturally impoverished and utterly mindbroken zoomers were until they started claiming that "summer weekend family barbecues" were a work of fiction instead of just a standard feature of comfy suburban American life.
>>21087897>it's a history showit really is20% of the video is loosely about food/cooking80% of the video is history and story telling.but he also does put the effort in even if he isnt that good at it.
>>21086737is this supposed to be funny?
>>21084718>The reason they all look so happy is because back then cameras weren't around often so everybody put on their best behavior when there was on
>>21083011jfc there's enough butter to clog your arteries in this
>>21081625
>>21088373except for the button being on the screen, that's actually really impressive
>>21082721>that ungodly amount of seasame oilyou wouldn't be able to taste anything else
>>21082721>cooking that shit in a pan I'm not allowed to clean with soap
>>21089043Cast Iron can have little a soap, as a treat
>>21089043scrub it with salt nigga
>>21088982pineapple pizza doesn't sound so bad all of a sudden
>>21084718you are one insufferable faggot, I'll give you that
>>21084484Is the crab okay?
>>21089335he's fine, just a little crabby
>>21089075Salt isn't a detergent. Don't drop out of high school just yet, "nigga".
>>21089358you don't need a detergent, you just sterilize it by boiling water in it after scrubbing it out with saltuse your fucking brain
>>21086015You post here. This is what I imagine you look like.
>>21087613If this was a tomato stew or even just gravy it's be 10/10 but why fucking beans??? Why???
>>21088992this bald rat can't even make a meal, pathetic, besides, isn't he a sex trafficker?real men spend their life scamming numales with the most shitty life advice ever concieved
>>21086737Her honkers are fantastic. Anyone remember her name? She has a pornhub account that she barely uses.
>>21087613This niggaIs eatin beans.
>>21089869Cringe coomer
>>21089406>sterilize it by boiling waterholy retard
>>21089527while I did eat almost a kg of sugar yesterday (my stomach fucking hurts 10 hours later) I look more like this
>>21088992this dude wearing sunglasses in doors talking about dont cook. how anyone ever took this guy seriously is fucking bizarre. then again, zoomers seem to be oblivious to irony and sarcasm.
>>21090405You look extremely gay. Extremely.
>>21090448he hasnt recovered since being thrown in jail for human trafficking
>>21085961this is from 40 years ago. the world has changed old man
>>21082628watched a few of his videos a couple years back, started wondering why this kind of weird but mostly normal looking dude doesn't have a hint of a relationship...then I saw the faggot shit and immediately blocked the channel forever.
>>210905261 or 2 bullets should end this individuals misery
>>21090536Yes, the industrial process is even worse and that's why we have even more hormonal issues today.
>>21084473>>21088982looks chinese
>>21090526Me when the Dominos pizza tracker says the driver is about to arrive.
>>21086737Is she eating that cat? Is that the reason it is in a cage?
>>21088992>blew up out of nowhere>glownigger dad>dated the daughter of Jordan "get the damn vaccine" PetersonThis guy always glowed
>>21091591I wonder what the steak would taste like if you fed the cow a diet of only PBJ
>>21091482Purely coincidental
>>21091624I've done that and look like that
>>21091591loathsome dog...
>>21088992tldw
>>21082628this webm is hilarious.how is it not obvious that the "triangles" are flat pieces, meant to be rolled into croissants? But instead he proceeds to make a massive unpresentable cone.
>>21091624What is gay boy making?
WHERE IS HE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTSWHERE IS THE SURLY EGG FORT KING?
>>21088992if you're broke but you have food to eat and share you're wealthier than andrew tate lol
>>21089043who is that cutie? if its a woman(female)[vagina] please dont respond and ignore the request
>>21092210Emily Ratakjowski
>>21082924It's called velveting the beef, it gives it a youneek texture that chineses love
>>21092278that's not what velveting is
>>21092245dude its a fucking woman...fuck off
>>21091591She cute! :)
>>21092690>She cuteWhy do you talk like a nigger?
>>21089869Halococo based coomer.
>>21092138he took the toad pill
>>21091591I am 99% sure this is how dogs would act if they were the size of cows. The only thing stopping dogs from eating everything in sight is the fact that they are smaller than us and we can easily restrain them from doing it. And of course the light tap of the magical newspaper roll on their backside
>>21092722you cute
>>21089043I soap my cast iron after every use.
>>21090272Not my problem, all vegetables label their source country and I only buy domestic
>>21092147hashbanned bro
>>21086040>unless you're constantly orgasming in delight at what you're doing its not genuinekek
>>21093261anon most dogs would eat until their stomach exploded, there's a condition called food bloat where they eat so much their stomach cannot process anymore and it becomes a blockage of half digested food, untrained dogs are fucking retarded
>>21081625>egg_king.mp4>niggress_sugar_yams.mkv>jungle_egg_curry.mov
>>21084484Goodnight sweet crabbo;_; imagine being boiled alive and then they cook your meat in your skull.
>>21084528I'd love some of that fried chicken, a few hotdogs and I'd be slamming down that milk.
>>21092779Thanks friendo. Fuck I forgot about her God awful tattoo.
>>21093261Don't ever get a dog of any size.You are clearly too retarded to raise one.
>webm thread>175 replies>only 30 videos
>>21093571>*siiiiiip*>*ahhh*>not my problem
>>21093571
>>21093505Too late bud, my family has had two dogs in the past 25 years One was a dingo hybrid (i am not kidding) another was a puppy mill rescue. We gave both of them the best lives they could have, and they gave us all the affection they couldI started believing in reincarnation after the second one passed because the idea of being able to meet them just seems so appealing
>>21093698how did you go with a dingo dog? I wanted to adopt one from the dog rescue but because I have a cat I didnt
>>21093709We tried to get him to be an indoor dog but his temperament just didn't support it. He was quite aggressive and hostile to humans, a perfect guard dog but really not suitable for childrenIn the end, he spent most of his life in our yard while going for daily walks in the outskirts of the town. We couldn't let him roam without the leash because he would run away and get into a fight with a mongoose or whateverI would say these hybrid are neigh untrainable and not really suitable to be pets. My grandpa didn't know much about dogs and bought him for my father when he got a job
>>21085684>adult woman>pregnant woman>adult man>prepubescent child>throwing the aryan bean under the bus again by using more made up numbersThis chart is utterly uselessIn women it entirely depends on the where in their cycle they are, in preggers equally, for men it depends on their cycle-like fluctuations as well, pediatrics are autists so i refrain on commentingThe bean was higly praised by big H as purest form of protein and I don't think he was wrong
>>21085067that is NOT what these threads are for anon. these threads are for egg fort, ragebait and ja/ck/posting, don't let me catch you uploading OC here again.
>>21090526>me when grubhub perks make me boogie
>>21082539god punished him for trying to choke his kid to death
>>21093630Those 'subtitles' just gave me a stroke. Whoever invented this bullshit should be boiled and skinned
>>21087923This coming from a country that equates tomato sauce with ketchup
>>21090526Rip mirror
>>21093261women really just don't even attempt to train their dogs, huh
where is egg fort
>>21092113>meant to be rolled into croissants?How fucking stupid do you have to be in order to think that?
>>21082957Stop looking at me, you fucking whore
>>21087613>Breaded retro birds>Legume sauce>Potato purée>Bed of steamed vegetables
>>21082974>>21084686soooo true
>>21093756>throwing the aryan bean under the bus >The bean was higly praised by big H as purest form of protein and I don't think he was wrongYou fell for a psyop anon.Hitler never said anything about soy beans, ever.Never have the words "Aryan bean" been said before 2016.You read a soyboy liar on /pol/ and believed him.
>>21082728Never thought about cooking it like that. Might give it a try this weekend, since I was gonna do some afghan kabob chicken anyway
>>21082539Of fucking course it's jack
>>21084795I agree. Maybe that's why I can't stand his videos
>>21083516If your hormones get fucked by a 1/4 cup of soy sauce, then your bitch ass body was already ruined.
>>21087769>That's cute, too bad that giving those dinosaurs full of unhealthy oils and fried shit to children is nutritional abuse.You faggots just never turn off, do you? Always some whining.
>>21094676You faggots never turn off do you? Always some unhealthy foods.
>>21094667>bitch assIf you had an IQ above 90 and didn't talk like a nigger you would know that the poison is in the dosage and frequency.The issue isn't taking a bit of soy one time, just like the issue isn't drinking alcohol one time, it's habitual or abusive ingestion that becomes an issue.And since there is soy in a lot of processed foods, those that eat goyslop ingest soy very often. That's an issue.
technically it's a jiff
>>21094910mcdonalds has fallen.........
>>21093630I'd fucking devour this, not gonna lie
>>21082957Is it a tutorial to cook without a heart and soul? If so, nice tutorial
>>21090405Insecure but it is okay we all have been in puberty. Work on your character first, that is the first step on being a grown up. I know, looks is what matters the most to you right now with all the chemicals going wild in your body. Looks is something that fades away but a great personality stays forever and truly shows who you really are. Shine like a diamond, brother
>>21081625I showed this to my elderly mom and she genuinely felt bad for the other dog getting tricked. I explained that it was two videos edited together but she wasn't sure.
>>21084467Looks like someone cut it up and put it back together.
>>21084512Then don't eat that part. Most people don't.
>>21084718You're forever broken. I pity you.
>>21087613You can tell the vegetables are just steamed with so seasoning or sauce or anything. Tragic. I'm going to go out on a limb and accuse the potatoes of being reconstituted flakes.
>>21088933Couple that with everyone thinking everything is fake and lies and conspiracies and soon no one will think history is real at all. They'll just say it's all CGI and photoshop. Hope we still have the old books around by that time. Not that they'll be swayed by those. Nutbags never change their minds.
>>21090272Whenever anyone complains about pointless government regulations in America I think of things like this and remember those complainers are fucking retards.
>>21095326who are you talking to lil buddy?
