>Hydrates you>Athlete Approved>Millions of flavors>Proven By ScienceIs Gatorade the perfect drink?
>>21084285It's got what plants crave
>>21084285>no caffeine
for me, it's glacier freeze
>>21084359Oh yeah. Cool blue is the only normal flavor that can compete.
>>21084368I like the grape
One of these bad boys and a good meal is the perfect cure to a hangover. Shits like magic or something.
>>21084378Also leg cramps. A lot of people are chronically dehydrated and don't know it.
>>21084368Cool blue is my favorite because I love starfruit and it's almost a perfect imitation of its flavor.
>Mogs you
>>21084285For Me
>>21084285It's so powerful that you can see how God makes the humble broccoli using the power of Gatorade.
>>21084285Buy an ad.
>>21084359What is it about blue that makes it such a good flavor?
>>21084342I got you bro.
>>21084285Drink top much blue and it turns your shit green
>>21084706>What is it about blue that makes it such a good flavor?Blue tastes best because it has electrolytes.
Riptide Rush at just-above freezing temperature was theeee fucking best in the early 2000s but at some point after it had been discontinued they changed the recipe and it just ain't the fucking same anymore.
>>21084378It's almost like hangovers are caused by dehydration or something.
>>21084285You can make an even better version of the lemon-lime flavor yourself. Just combine lemon juice, lime juice, salt, and sugar.
>>21084378I skip the middleman and just mix vodka directly with gatorade (zero sugar version of course), eliminates 75% of hangover symptoms (the dread is incurable)
>>21084285For hydration it's pedialyte, for me
>>21085186>pediaphile
I used to hide a shitload of vodka in those big ass bottles. Gatorade for color.
>>21085186Pedialyte is good for severe alcoholism.But the thing about pedialyte is you can't slam a bottle like you can with gatorade. If you chug a pedialyte you'll just immediately get explosive diarrhea.
>>21086754Yeah that's true and I agree, I train at a boxing gym and the few high level guys there all use pedialyte so that's all I needed to know for hydration
>>21085066>the dread is incurableThe only thing that cures it once you really get it is to pound alcohol again. A lot of people don't even know what it truly is though.
>>21084285>sodium chloride>sodium carbonate>flavor aid>mogs your $5 drink
>>21085186Pedialyte is just low sugar gatorade
>>21084414Hell YeahCooler name too
>>21085186What if I have a deep down body thirst?>>21088100>Cooler name tooUnless you’re talking about more than 1 of them
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>>21084285Prime mogs gatoraids
>>21084285no that would be milk
>>21088205Prime tastes disgusting and syrupy, the G2 gatorade was the best light sugar 50 cals but they got rid of it
For me, it's glacier cherry
>>21088217Based g2 enjoyer. I loved that stuff
>>21084285>got what plants need
20 years ago, my gym teacher said not to drink these because they have SUGAR and it's just going to wreck your shit after a regular day of track and field
>>21088204Seems pedialyte is a lot better if you're actually sweating a lot
>>21088474why did all the half/low calorie stuff get BTFO? Dr Pepper 10, Gatorade G2
body armor is the best because it has the best and makes you play good without too much pain
>>21089733>Dr Pepper Ten: It's not for women!just another victim of the culture war
>>21088555Sorry triple nickle but your gym teacher was an idiot. You actually need sugar when you're doing heavy physical activity. Our medics said that a 50-50 mix of gatorade and water is one of the most optimal drinks after heavy workout. Chocolate milk is actually also surprisingly good for recover after running or lifting. And whole milk.
>>21084285If you complain about the sugar, you're not working out hard enough.
>>21084719This but the XXX flavor
The best gatorade is pic related right now>>21089798i miss gatorade rain
>>21091602>pic related
>>21084285I don't know where you live but as an athlete that trains with other athletes 4 nights a week, we never touch that shit.It's poison. For sodium replenishment from sweating (what you weirdos they fall for marketing call electrolytes), we add a pinch of salt to our water bottle.There is no added value to buying your overpriced shit full of petroleum derivatives and (fake) sugar.
>>21088555He was right.>>21090574>you actually need sugarNo you don't. You might want protein for muscle creation and recovery, as well as creatine, but sugar doesn't have any use in that situation.
>>21084342
>>21084285>pops used to be a marathonist in live >his favorite flavor was good ol classic fruit punch And it's my favorite too
>>21092330Show us the ingredients.
>>21092312Low blood sugar is actually dangerous as fuck. I'm not talking about guzzling soda like a fat american but some sugar is actually important.
>>21092362I'll show you a picture of my big fat cock, how about that
>>21092380Can't do that on a blue board Anon.
>>21092364>Low blood sugar is actually dangerous as fuck.No it's not, what kind of retard told you that, and how stupid are you to actually believe it?Have you ever seen anyone die from low blood sugar? No? Then it's not "actually dangerous as fuck".Low blood sugar only happens when you binged so much on sugar like a glutton that your body stops making its own sugar, but when the sugar you ingested goes away it takes a little while for your body to start producing again, so you feel sluggish for an hour or two, it's commonly called a sugar crash.There's nothing dangerous about that.
>>21092312>sugar doesn't have any use in that situation.Your body burns carbohydrates for fuel. If you eat a macronutrient other than carbs, your body can change it into carbs, but it needs oxygen to do so. For this reasons athletes can achieve a higher vo2max eating refined carbs. But I'm talking actual athletes and not anyone ITT
>>21092557This has nothing to do with the other Anon saying that you should ingest a ton of sugar like a retard after exercise.Also no, your body doesn't "burns carbohydrates for fuel", that's the most 5th grade sentence I've heard all week. For how long have you been repeating that stuff?
>>21084285>Proven By Science[citation needed]
>>21084839>electrolytes.wrong
>>21087156>flavor aidok jimmy j
>>21091196except it only comes in a gut poisoning fake sugar version
7/22 gatorade flavours are blue. Seems a bit odd. Blue is generally not considered an appetizing color. Maybe the retards who drink that shit associate blue with water?
>>21093319i associate blue with black and bluewhich is the color i'll turn your fat faggot face if you post like a homo again
>>21093376lol fag
>>21092532I don't know about you but being in the army doing heavy physical activity people will start behaving erratically when they're low on blood sugar because it impairs their ability to think. You'll see strange shit like people saying they're gonna tie their shoes and we should go on without him and he just lies down to take a nap or drop his ruck on the ground saying he'll come back for it later.I guess you're lucky that you live such a sheltered life where things like that isn't a factor.
>>21084285It's what plants crave!
>>21093387Not how low blood sugar works.
>>21093397Retard
>>21093400You never fasted, huh. Typical sugar addict.
>>21093415This isn't the middle east. Go be muslim somewhere else. No wonder why you idiots act like fools. Get some blood sugar bro.
>>21093376spicy
>>21092740>Also no, your body doesn't "burns carbohydrates for fuel"so glycogen appears on its own or what
>>21088394>CherryFlavorlet.
>>21094407>I've never tried it haha!Don't gotta be weird about it, though
The Amazon brand knockoff of pedialyte has the same nutrition profile so I buy that
>>21095283>soda>nutritionLmao
>>21095350Pedialyte is not soda >>21088204Gatorade is much closer to soda
>>21095352Look at the ingredients, it's a soda, Anon.If you wanted hydration and electrolytes (sodium) you'd simply put a pinch of salt in your water bottle, like so many athletes.
