>thin smash burgers with a couple simple toppings are infinitely better than thick ass undercooked slopburgers with grease and sauce and toppings spilling out everywhere>chicken breast tastes fine on its own and you dont need to drench it in sauce to make it edible. just add some simple seasonings and serve it with vegetables >undercooked egg yolk is disgusting yellow snot that is only eaten by people who think it makes them cool and quirky to sperg out about "jammy eggs!!!!!!">if you cant eat vegetables without smothering them in butter, cream, salt, or other bullshit you are a literal child >adding water or milk to scrambled eggs is for poor people who don't know any better>rare or blue steak is fucking disgusting. i dont care who is making it, i dont care if you have some super special method to make it oh so tender and yummy and delicious, i'm ordering my steak medium rare or medium. i understand some people consider eating undercooked food as a sign of manhood, to those people i would ask why they feel the need to defend their manhood in the first place>that all being said, steak is extremely overrated. pork tastes better and is much more versatile as an ingredient overall. paying 70+ dollars for a single steak is just you being a fuckin gullible moron, not a sign of status>in general if you believe eating certain foods makes you more of a man you're no better than ancient chinese people thinking you can eat fermented deer penis to cure a cold. prove you're a man by earning a paycheck, not by shoveling slop in your mouth>freaking out about seed oils is no different from the annoying vegans who say eating eggs will make you die of a heart attack. you arent a nutritionist and 90% of nutritional science is hogwash that will be changed in the next 3 years anyway. i say this as someone who studied diet and nutrition in college, its all pseudoscience mumbo jumbo and most of it is funded by food companies trying to shift public perception
>>21087448>Food opinions that will get you crucifiedi agree with all of that though
Tl;dr
>>21087448>mfw eating over-easy eggs on a rare steak
>>21087448you should be more concise
>>21087448I see so much insecurity about your manhood in all of this. You seem like someone who got bullied and is traumatized by it. Very odd post all around.
>>21087484>insipid post>ifunny.co watermarklike pottery
>>21087466>>21087499If you don't want to read, why are you on an internet forum? Just go watch your brainrot like a good zoomoid and let us adults talk in peace.
>>21087609>pseud greentext without refutecolor me shocked.
>>21087448>if you cant eat vegetables without smothering them in butter, cream, salt, or other bullshit you are a literal child
>>21087630what is there to refute, you're just a silly faggot
>>21087626I don't mind reading. I do mind reading something where the writer has no respect for the time of the reader.
>>21087448>uninteresting opinionsyeah try becoming more interesting
>>21087643>you're not allowed to put salt and pepper on your boiled broccoliOP really is a faggot for the ages
>>21087448Thanks OP I submitted this to r/unpopular opinion. I have 18,000 upvotes and counting.
>>21087643>>21087690you can put some fucking salt and pepper and basic seasonings on your vegetables you petulant brats. but you cant look at creamed spinach and tell me that's a serving of vegetables
>>21087448Nigger these are all extremely mid takes. Also ordering your eggs over hard at a diner is only a sign of weakness.
OP is a fag as always but he's right that a properly seared chicken breast is really fucking good on its own.
>>21087448How easy is to tell that you are a brown faggot from Calcutta.
Ketchup will never be good on anything especially the sugar pastes that are so popular here in burgerland
>>21087448>Food opinions that will get you crucifiedsaying you don't like the garbage other people shove in their gob.people get stark raving furious if you don't like their favorite shit food.
>>21087448babbies first incoherent rant.go cry to mommy, babby. >boo hoo, waaaaahhhhh! people like things I don't like >snivel I don't like food and so you blame childisness/manliness for why people eat themmake up your mind you vagina blood fart.
>>21087448calls people children for putting seasoning on vegetables, but can't handle soft yolks or rare meat?are you even self aware at this point?it appears that you are the only person who thinks eating certain foods makes you manly.real men eat whatever food they want, cooked how ever they want. I bet your parents wish they had a late term abortion.
>>21087448I undersand having different opinions, but why be so mad about them ?You're no better than the people you're criticizing, just enjoy things and shut the hell up.
>>21087448trolling, on CK? who would have guessed
I don't like fish, I think it tastes nasty
>>21087448Wine is better if you put one single giant icecube in it.
>>21087790>people get stark raving furious if you don't like their favorite shit foodyeah this thread is proof of that lmao, the complete lack of self-awareness is stunning even for /ck/
>OP posts thread about opinions that make people mad>People get mad
>>21087951Some fish are very nasty but others aren't too bad.
>>21087448>*INANE NIGGERBABBLE*Interesting post.
>>21087448Lol this nigga scared of flavor and safe to eat raw food
Italian food is nothing special and Italians sperging out about their food and how sticking cream in a carbonara is the equivalent of sucker punching their Nonna are faggots
>>21087694kek based
>>21087448>>chicken breast tastes fine on its own and you dont need to drench it in sauce to make it edible. just add some simple seasonings and serve it with vegetables>salt and pepper>throw in the pan with some oil and butter>stir in some garlic and rosemary>rest and serve>people can't wrap their heads around how it's not dry and tastelessIt takes barely any knowledge or skill to do this, why is it a foreign concept to so many?
>>21087626Respect your reader or be ignored
>>21088493Okay you can start ignoring me any time faggot, idgaf
>>21087448I'm vegetarian>inb4 that's not an opinion
anyone who unironically whinges about shit like milk before cereal or hawaiian pizza should be made an example of.i'll serve anyone who says this shit party cheese salad. then we'll see how awful "pineapple on pizza" is.
>>21087448>pork better than steakBased on this alone, any and all gustatorial opinions you may hold or seek to voice are absolutely invalid, and not to even be considered.
>>21088399all fish is bad.
>21087448>if you cant eat vegetables without smothering them in butter, cream, salt, or other bullshit you are a literal child>in general if you believe eating certain foods makes you more of a man you're no better than ancient chinese people thinking you can eat fermented deer penis to cure a cold.Op says he is no better that a chink who eats penis
Salmon is an abomination
>>21087448>Salads should be 80% green vegetables. People who pour half a bottle of mayonnaise and some vinegar into a bowl of baked beans and call it "salad" are actual subhumans.>French/Italian food is overrated.>Jamaican/Haitian food is underrated.>Most fast food restaurants are awful, and the only reason most people eat at them is because they're addicted. Might not seem controversial but tell that to your friend next time he orders Taco Bell for the third time that week, and watch him combust.>Pimply teenagers at in-n-out and whataburger can make a better burger than most grill bros with a $1000+ setup and wagyu beef
>>21089195Go eat your chicken nuggets then, you palateless sheep.
>>210874481,3,6,7 are retarded, agree or at least kinda agree with the rest
>>21088479>>21087448>on its own>adds seasonings and shit to make it taste betterthat isn't "on its own"
>>21087448You would never say that to my face
>>21089443why would i want to be anywhere near you
>>21087448I'm the only one who mixes max and cheese with red pepper.
>>21087448tex mex mogs legit mexican
>>21087448>undercooked egg yolk is disgusting yellow snot that is only eaten by people who think it makes them cool and quirkyThe hot takes on this guy.
"authentic" chinese food is very unpleasant and is totally mogged by westernised chinese food
>>21087448>steak is extremely overratedprobably the only one i agree with 100% i love a good prime rib or filet mignon every once in a while but steak is literally just a cooked slab of meat. caveman food. and i'd prefer lamb chops over either of those. the only time steak is really worth it at a restaurant is if you're at one of those brazilian steakhouses like tejas de brazil where its just non stop meats
>>21089593>lamb chopsmah nigga
>>21089561t.delusional jewmerican that most likely never had actual real Mexican food
>>21089649Nah, he's entirely right. Most real mexican food is pretty dogshit. There's a reason Americans had to change it so much to make it good.
>>21089649Dude you can't even meme arrow correctly.
>>21087448>Legumes should be the center of most meals in the Western household and food industryImpossible Burgers taste better than most beef burgers.Once fake meat becomes cheap enough to mass produce it should replace meat in as many recipes and products as possible, with real meat being only an occasional use product for special occasions.
>>21089586someone pull up that webm of the chinese people eating grilled rocks
>>21087448Yes, burgers should be mouth sized, not some looney tunes ass tower of shit. Chicken breast is fine, but let's not pretend it's not bland and plain on it's own, because it factually is - it's a very lean meat. It needs extra sources of flavor because there is no fat like with the thighs. I also hate undercooked eggs, but that's an army trauma. I'm not about to force that onto others. Veg needs some form of fat for flavor, otherwise they are bland veg. Sorry, I'm not a herbivore. Steak is not overrated, it's rated just fine. You just don't get all the details. Unfortunately, steak popularity doesn't match the quality of the cut all the time, and richfags gonna do stupid shit. As far as manliness goes, eating meat is the only requirement, anything past that is meme diet shit (including ketofags). You can't become a ripped healthy man on a vegan or vegetarian diet, not to mention it defaulting you to pussy status because you won't kill "the precious wittle animals". As for seed oils, they are ultra-processed items and should be kept to a minimum. They should always be treated with skepticism because all the fraud (olive oil fraud) and globohomo shit associated with them. Just because the China shill claims the products are good, doesn't mean China didn't fake it to sell that garbage to you.
>>21087448Italian food is overrated carbslop. Just different combinations of pasta and bread with tomato sauce and cheese
>>21089649I've gone on vacation to Baja every year for the past decade, and I can say with confidence that texmex is as good as authentic with the exception of mole. The other staples like tamales or chilaquiles are basically the same whether you get them in San Antonio or Mexico City, which makes sense since a lot of the people working in the kitchens of texmex restaurants are from Mexico anyway.
>>21087448Steak is such a boring boomer obsession
>>21087448always rinse tea leaves unless you harvested it yourselfit's outstanding how awful most tea tastes without a first rinse
>>21087448I will continue to eat my eggs over medium and make my chicken breast in a garlic-spinach cream sauce, not only because I like it, but now because it gives me the added pleasure of spiting you.
>>21088479People overcook it, simple as.
i microwave smoked salmon and it tastes really good and i enjoy the smell
>>21087448>just add some simple seasonings and serve it with vegetablesand by seasonings in mean just salt and pepper.it literally doesnt need anything else.
>>21089649Mexican cuisine is the single most overrated cuisine on this planet. Bar none.
>>21088479>oil and butterits one OR the other, not both.fucking moron.>but but but le ebin 3 circle shef said its el gooderino!!!
I hate crock pots with a passion, probably close to if not as much as teflon. You want a slow cooker? Use a dutch oven. You want a pressure cooker? Just use a regular one that can double as an extra pan. They take up way too much space and always produce mediocre meals that could easily be done on the stove. If you're short on time and want something similar just use the pressure cooker mentioned above.
I would hate to be the person unfortunate enough to have yo eat your food every day. I take solace in the fact that you will never live with a woman.
>>21091067>always produce mediocre mealswrong. sounds like you have a skill issue.crock pots are great.>You want a slow cooker? Use a dutch ovendo you even know how a crock pot works?if i want to slow cook a meal over 2 days i can EASILY do that with a crock pot that has a auto setting and is cheaper than using a dutch oven>You want a pressure cooker?this has me convinced you dont know what a crock pot is, because crock pots are not used as pressure cookers so if someone wanted to use a pressure cooker they would buy a pressure cooker.fucking retard.
>>21091076> this has me convinced you dont know what a crock pot is, because crock pots are not used as pressure cookers so if someone wanted to use a pressure cooker they would buy a pressure cooker.Because these don't exist? I won't even bother addressing the rest because of the insane levels of retardation.
>>21091082>Because these don't exist?i have never seen that in my life.my crock pot is 30 years old and works perfectly.and i even have (and use) the original crock pot cookbook.i use my pot probably once or twice a week.made a bread and butter pudding in it a few weeks ago, fucking great.> I won't even bother addressing the restcope and seethe.
Heavy spice is always for poverty food, either lightly spice high quality ingredients or use cheap bland bases for your spice meal>>21090744How dare you!
>>21091045I have a recipe for chicken pablano chowder. it calls for sauteing the vegetables in olive oil, then making a roux with butter.just to reduce calories, I skipped the part with the olive oil, and used the butter to saute the vegetables then made the roux with that. results are the same but about 400 calories less.
>>21091067slow cooking and crock pots are for lazy cooklets. I mean if you like your food as over cooked mush then you be you.
>>21091076>>21091106see here are lazy cooklets now...
>>21091344>caring about calories when cookinglollmaojust eat less
>>21091118midwestern flyover cooklet detected.
cheese is a waste on burgers
>>21091355one bowl of soup made with both butter and olive oil will have almost twice the calories of a bowl made with only one of those ingredients, yet the serving size is the same.you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
>>21091344Recipe sounds good. I wouldn't GAF about the calories
>>21087680I’m not even him
Ranch, cream cheese, spur cream and bleu cheese are fucking disgusting and rotten tasting/smelling. Breaking spaghetti noodles in half gives the perfect length to eat spaghetti.
Oh yeah, and uncooked egg yolk is fucking disgusting, looks and feels like snot wtf.
>>21091355>just eat lesswhich has more calories?1 gram of olive oil?2 grams of 100 proof booze?1.2 grams of butter?BZZZZZZ! times up, trick question. they all are the same. 9 calories.
>>21091364here it is without the olive oil.chicken pablano soup3 large carrots, cut into 1/2-inch dice .43c per g2 large onions, cut into 1/2-inch dice .38c per g5 stalks celery, cut into 1/2-inch pieces1/8 cup minced garlic2 to 3 small poblano peppers, seeded and cut into 1/2-inch dice1 teaspoon salt1/2 teaspoon white pepper1/4 teaspoon ground cumin, or more to taste1/4 teaspoon dried thyme, or more to taste1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules3 quarts chicken broth1/2 bunch fresh cilantro leaves, minced3 cups diced (large pieces) grilled chicken 1.64c per g or 3 4.5oz cans 90 ea.1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter 813c1 cup all-purpose flour 3.7c per g 115g per cup1/2 teaspoon hot sauce, or more to taste1 cup heavy cream 821c 3.5c per gheat chicken broth, cream and boulion to a simmer. Heat the butter in a large stockpot over medium heat. Add the carrots, onions, celery, garlic, poblano peppers, salt, white pepper, cumin, and thyme. Saute for 7 to 8 minutes, or until the vegetables begin to soften. add the flour or wondra if flour cook for 2 minutes. Add the chicken broth, Stir in the chicken, and simmer for 10 to 12 minutes, or until the carrots are tender. stirring frequently, until the chowder is thick and the chicken is heated through. Shortly before the chowder is done add the cilantro. Remove the pot from the heat. Stir in the hot sauce, and serve. 270 chicken615 cream813 butter425 flour50 misc2173c 3288g1.51c per g
>>21089195Mom?
>>21091375yes david? so this is what you do when you are in the basement?
Listening to people on /ck/ is the worst mistake someone can make.
>>21091432Listening to people on any board is generally a mistake. People on /fit/ will tell you that 1/3rd of your diet should be animal fat. People on /g/ will tell you that leetcode doesn't matter and that actually marketable skills like JVM make you a larper. People on /tg/ will suggest against any board game that isn't a dry euro or some 5-hour scenario-based campaign game. This site is basically reddit 2.0 except everyone's pissed off all the time and constantly giving each other horrible advice.
>>21091557And /pol/?? That's right, faggot, /pol/ is always right.
>>21091594Especially about the fact that BBC porn is superior and whiteboys should be caged and cucked, right anon?
>>21087448hang in there, it'll be ok I promisehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zjc1AFpqIw0
>>21091106How much of that book's recipes are>cook this in a pan on the stove, then transfer to crockpot for a few hoursversus everything in the crockpot?I get tired of looking up crockpot recipes only for it to have me cook something in stove or oven first.
>>21091702>IMG_XXXX filename>braindead posta match made in heaven
>>21087448
>>21087684>It takes me a really long time to read a paragraph because I have the attention span of a retarded ferret on methWeird flex
>>21087626DUDE WEED LMAO
>>21092089everyone point and laugh at the faggot who has never smoked a ryo
>>21091045What chef is this?
A hot dog needs mustard, ketchup, and relish. Nothing else.
>>21091363>will have almost twice the calories of a bowl made with only one of those ingredientsyeh, ok, so?just eat lessfucking retard
>>21091791>>cook this in a pan on the stove, then transfer to crockpot for a few hours0
>>21087448Food should never be green. Anything that's green in color should not be eaten.
>>21091000Please never cook for anyone under 70
>>21093257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCzzlGcpll0
>>21087448>undercooked egg yolk is disgusting yellow snot that is only eaten by people who think it makes them cool and quirky to sperg out about "jammy eggs!!!!!!"runny egg yolk is the shit
>>21087448Nutrition science is not mumbo jumbo and it's also not "nutrition science" that is saying seed oils cause bowel/colon cancer.I was mostly with you until this, but now I realise that you're a contrarian retard.
>>21087453FPBP
>>21089385It's ridiculous these takes would get you crucified- this is the most coherent post in this thread
Who knew /ck/ were a bunch of cooklets with shit child tier taste? I've read every single post ITT and literally all of you have awful taste.
>>21093897I knew
>I overcook my steak>also steak taste badpottery!
>>21093233you're an idiot.
>>21093897you're here so...
