What is the weirdest food you’ve eaten
>>21088413way back when I was 3.5 years old my family went on a roadtrip down from MA to FL to watch Space Shuttle Discovery launch from Cape Canaveral. as a youngster I only remember a few things along the way. one of them was standing on the banks of the dirty pond at Cape Canaveral (the very spot people stood to watch the Apollo launches btw!) and seeing little schools of fish try to evade alligators, which was fun for me to see but only now I realize the danger of me standing there watching alligators hunt, and then seeing the Space Shuttle launch which blew my mind and imagination all at once.The second thing I remember from that trip was having dinner at a dingy diner somewhere in Georgia with my parents, and a really fat man at the booth next to use was ordering plates and plates of frog legs (I had never even heard of this being a food), and everyone was cheering him on because apparently he was going for a record, and he vomited literal red chunky puke all over the table and himself in front of everyone and also like 4ft from us.And that is why I have a fond chuckle when I think of frog legs, and why I will never, ever, ever try them. Pickerel, me on that trip btw
>>21088413Crickets
>>21088441OP asked what was the weirdest food, not the weirdest game anon
>>21088413Chocolate covered bug
>>21088413Longpig
>>21088515
>>21088413Frogs legs ain't even weird. They're delicious.
I don't know what would be considered weird to this board. Most of you subsist on packaged ready meals so I would guess anything fresh is bizarre to you.Neither frogs nor crickets are weird to me.
>>21088535but anon, what is weird to you
>>21088536A lot of packaged food is weird too me, I guess? Like, I eat it and wonder why this even a thing. Like Little Debbie or Hostess or whichever shit snack cake company it is that makes Donut Sticks. Not only do they taste fucking awful, but they have an extremely weird texture and leave an exceptionally unpleasant film in the mouth. One of the weirdest things I've ever had the displeasure of eating. Pretty much everything Shittle Dookie sell is weird. Also Munchos. By far the weirdest potato chip to ever exist. They leave that weird film behind, too.Actually, maybe it's prickly pear and ambergris sorbet. Friends of mine own a wildly successful ice cream shop (as in it's internationally renowned) and one of them, who married their cousin (srsly), likes to make weird flavours and have his friends try them. One such weird flavour was prickly pear and ambergris. No, I don't know where he got the ambergris as that stuff is illegal where I live. Yes, it tasted of perfume.
>>21088413Fried soft shelled crab
>>21088515How
escargot
>>21088585
>>21088594yucky
>>21088585lmaoSee? This is exactly what I mean! That. Is not. Weird. Like... at all. In fact, my family and I had some for lunch the first Friday in October.
>>21088515LMFAO
Obama ate dog. The US had a sitting president that ate man's best friend.
>>21088594D-doesnt that have poo and guts inside it?
>>21088634source
Deep fried mealworms
>>21088515You can't just say that and not tell the story
Crickets and frog legs. Both were disgusting, its just the sauce giving taste.Crocodile was very exotic to me too but I assume for some regions it's pretty normal.Also your moms clam.
I got served whale meat stew on a Norwegian oilfield supply vessel once
>>21088413snails
>>21088413either olives or scallops
>>21088558Lol he probably scooped up some gross foam off the ocean and called it 'close enough'.I don't understand why restaurants can sell "crab rangoon" with 0% crab meat.
>>21088413Andouillette sausage. I was in Nice and Google translate said it was Pig Rump. Turns out it's pig anus and it tasted like literal shit.
>>21088413I've never tried anything really out there like hakarl or casu martzu or balut. I guess organ meat like tripe and chitterlings are the weirdest thing I enjoy eating regularly? The congealed pig blood that's in bun bo hue might be the strangest thing overall, it was good but it's hard to find where I live now.
For me it was corn smut. I volunteered at a local co op farm and a chef came and found it in the corn and cooked it into something like cream corn. It was pretty good but i got super diarhea. Second would be durian it was fresh and had a nice texture but tasted fucking horrible no diarhea though. Escargot is good, fried crabs is good, organ meat is good, i wont eat intestines or assholes on purpose.
>>21088664Nohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPswz3wb98E
Frog legsChicken feet (I probably messed them up)Monkfish liverPate from a trout I think
>>21090211they ask the crab to poop before they fry it anon
>>21088594I don't consider soft shell crabs weird
Steamed beef trachea.
>>21090231Soft shelled crab us completely normal and regular grub I like it in a po’ boy
Weirdest thing I enjoyed: toasted silk worms. Peanutty. Would eat again.
>>21090238anon next time just post your paypal and I will send you $20 for a proper meal. please, for the love of god
>>21088594Fried soft shell crabs are the bomb.
>>21088585>>21088594>>21090211>>21090225>>21090231>>21090240>>21090252It’s best fried in tempura batter https://www.handycrab.com/products/c/soft-shell-crabs/tempura-soft-shell-crabs-1
>>21088413Haven't really eaten weird food yet.
>>21088413I ate snake onceIt's true what they say, it tastes like chicken
>>21088413Bread with kids blood in it in tel aviv.
>>21090246>PayPal Kek
Crocodile, emu, snake. Crocodile is genuinely delicious and I get it from the butcher down the road occasionally, it tastes like fish but it has the texture of chicken.
>>21090493it's the fastest and easiest way to send moneyfunds to anyone in the world anon
It tastes literally exactly the same as a soft boiled eggI almost couldn't do it though
>>21090520
Knowingly- probably my blood, both congealed and fresh; or my cum, fresh.Unknowingly- I don't know.
>>21090494yeah I would say crocodile is probably the "strangest" thing I have ever eaten. Only had it once but I liked it well enough.
>>21088413>Bear (Tastes a bit like venison or beef, except a bit more gamey)>Deep fried alligator (Tastes like chicken)>Deep fried smelt (Basically like small minnows, fried whole)>Cannibal sandwiches (A slice of French bread topped with raw ground beef, salt and pepper, and raw onion. The raw beef has a nice savory flavor with a pate-like consistency, going very well with the raw onion)
>>21090582>>Cannibal sandwiches (A slice of French bread topped with raw ground beef, salt and pepper, and raw onion. The raw beef has a nice savory flavor with a pate-like consistency, going very well with the raw onion)Yeah that's steak tartar
Basashi (horse sashimi)
>>21088438oh wow can tell you were shook up, your neck is greener than the wall in the background.
>>21090630and your hands are full of fear and confusion.Poor kid :(
>>21088413Jellyfish
>>21090211Had this once, it was actually pretty fucking great. It's really hard to get over the mental of "there's no way it's all soft, they just fry the whole thing...?" but yeah once you do it's just like a giant slab of oddly shaped fried fish.
>>21089158Huitlacoche, super tasty, try it inside a quesadilla, lone or with lemon and a light sauce. It's very good.
>>21088438A face that only a mother could love
Other than your dad's ass, from the back?Fried Chicken hearts. They were good
>>21088413Everything I've ever eaten in America.I've been there 5 times and its either too salty or too sugary, I've never struck anything that is in between. Seriously, sort your shit out!
>>21090706>Seriously, sort your shit out!kys
>>21090522Like natto it looks worse than it tastesI also had it homemade (I think?) so it wasn't near as developed as in those pics
>>21090734And that is the standard comeback from children that can't hold a conversation.Ha Ha Ha, what a fucking loser, is that all you've got to add?
>>21090740>Ha Ha Ha, what a fucking loser, is that all you've got to add?Tell me what shithole third world country you come from so I can rip your Twink ass apart because I willAt the moment I'm just trying to get to sleep
>>21090520makes you wonder why they don't just eat a boiled egg instead
>>21090706>Everything I've ever eaten in America.>I've been there 5 times and its either too salty or too sugary, I've never struck anything that is in betweenWait... even while I'm trying to get to sleep, and have been drinking, I just realized...If you hate the food here so much why come here 5 times and eat our food?Also, there are plenty of grocery stores; you can go to them and buy lettuce and vegetables and fruit; no one forces you to eat at any restaurantsAnd so... the poster is exposed... as a complete fraudI don't have to tear your Twink ass apartYou are some jealous, uneducated moron from a shithole 3rd world country who will never afford to come to America and eat at our restaurants, even at a Wendy'sSo enjoy your fire roasted grubs in your disgusting Mexican village
ants, surprisingly tasty, tastes like a good acidic lemon with a nice crunch.and if you cover the nest with a folded tarp, thy will carry their larvae to the folded part because they think their nest has collapsed or whatever
>>21088515tastes like chicken
>>21088413a factory 5000km from my home *manufactured* goy slop gummy burgers from God knows what petroleum corn syrup emulsification goop. They market such "food" to children if you can believe it
>>21088634he ate horse too, iykwim (his wife)
>>21090493>keklet me guess, you browse 4chan
>>21090520I heard these are really good
alligator nugs at bass pro shoptastes exactly like chicken but it's far chewier, also the meat:breading ratio was disappointing but it was bass pro shop, so
>>21090911i'll be honest this post has so many meme words in it i'm not quite sure what you're trying to say. could you rephrase it with a bit less internet slang?
>>21088664Many seaside dwellers consider their guts a delicacy
>>21088413Crocodile meat.Fugu isn't really weird, imo, but that might count too.
>>21088413Caterpillar. Kids are stupid motherfuckers. Kek
>>21090737Natto doesn’t have a particularly bad taste, the texture is just slimy and biofilm like, which is the repulsive part. One of the other texturally abhorrent dishes I had in Japan was a tomato, okra, and seaweed salad, which was like eating the pond debris that gets stuck to a fishing line.
>>21088413Alligator and kangaroo jerky
>>21089040What it's like to eat ass?
>>21090935I speak fluent retard, he clearly meant picrel.Which is obviously a novelty Halloween/Easter item for children. Not sure why he is so angry about it.
>>21091859>I speak fluent retardYou indeed do, as if retard was your native language. But you should switch to normal in everyday conversation if you want people to take you seriously.
i guess i havent been too adventurous, probably frog legs or alligator is the "weirdest" thing ive had
>>21088413I am Colombian and have traveled to the american south several times so I have tried many of the weird foods mentioned here. Alligator was fucking delicious, crickets were like eating paper but they were lemon flavored, frog legs were tasty but kinda disappointing. But the place I went to in Montgomery AL was cool af, by the river. In Poland I had boar and in France or Germany I had deer which is quite exotic for me.Here in Colombia I have had Armadillo which is kinda nasty. Capybara is extremely common in the cowboy lands and delicious. And we often eat organ meat and head cheese. All from the mediterranean tradition.In the Santander region we have something called Big/fat ass ants and they're just salted queen ants that are caught and dried or roasted. And apparently people think they're very exotic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Hp_vT211UThe guy says it tastes like dog food. To me they taste like what a wet puppy smells like. They're definitely dog like.I am also still chasing the guinea pig high. When I went to Ecuador I didn't try it, there or in the colombian border.
>>21091900oh yeah, I only know the mongoloid tongue from browsing 4chan too much. I converse all the time at work and get invited to social gatherings because of it.
Cannon ball fruit
>>21090520>>21090926>>21090822it is good, doesn't taste "just" boiled egg. the juice is sooo good, it's like sweet chicken broth and the chicken is soft and hint of chicken flavor + egg yolk.
>>21088413jellyfish hands down, but raw chickens lungs is a close second
>>21090935>doesn't know the word slop, or goopok zoomie
>>21088413Large intenstine stuffed inside small intestine and fried up. Surprisingly good
>>21092880Mine didn't, but I suspect it was homemade rather than street food.
>>21088413period blood
>>21090822You can wait for it to hatch too.
My first sexual experience outside of getting raped was eating a pussy that smelled so foul it literally made me run to the bathroom to vomit in the toilet.
>>21089029lolMaybe. >>21091222I ate ghost moth caterpillars infested with The Last Of Us mushrooms once. I hated the texture (wet leather) but was quite surprised it tasted kind of like mushroom-y chestnuts.I guess I can try silkworm pupae next but I'll probably dislike that, too.>>21091253The best way to describe it is like cheesy, unsweetened coffee. After having natto and not hating the taste (not fond of the texture) I started having small bits of manchego with my coffee from time to time.Where I'm from, we make chocolate custard but with blood instead of egg. It's not my favourite but my mum really liked it so I'd have some with her from time to time. It's better if you eat it with whey protein biscuits (Plasmon) for dipping.
>>21094642Kwab
>>21094642same
>>21088413Probably reindeer, which isn't really "weird", except that I had to import it, and later something changed in the shipping regs, and I can't buy it from that source anymore. Oh well.My buddy Jared used to get challenged to eat all kinds of weird shit by his FOB Asian in-laws, in a good-natured way. Apparently the one thing he couldn't stomach was lung. I don't know which animal the lung came from, but apparently there was something about the texture that he just couldn't take. (You get lung in Scottish haggis though, so maybe it's just a matter of how it was cooked.)
>>21088438>and everyone was cheering him on because apparently he was going for a recordDo Americans really?