How do I make aloe vera juice tasty? Add some honey maybe?
>>21088434slather it on sunburns
>>21088434slather it on your shlong
>>21088434Could you fuck this?
>>21088434I assume the bottled aloe juices use sugar and citric acid.
>>21088469>>21088483I tried this. Felt amazing until I went too fast and then missed and my willy slid along the spines, ripping open my flesh. Luckily for me the aloe has healing powers so I was back to full fap within a few days.
>>21088488Das rite.. the alovussy take care her man
>>21088488One time shaving I slipped and the blade slid over my lip like so. You haven't seen blood flowing like this I can tell you, holy shit
>>21088483>>21088488Cut a hole in one of these and fuck it. The hole should be slightly smaller than the widest part of your cock. The seeds and the lewd sounds enhance the experience
I bet it'd be good with salt and msg
>>21088434>drinking poison
>>21088464>>21088469>>21088483>>21088488>>21088496>>21088514>>21088689
>>21088434have you actually looked up whether or not that stuff is even edible? you might want to do that.
>>21088689Thats way to complicated just eat a banana and fuck the peel its lubed already and you get a tasty snack that gives you energy.
>>21088496kek
i see these little shits in every kroger, is it just to make augua fresca aka mexican sugar water?
>>21089181OP hasn't but I have. "Chemical analysis reveals that the Aloe plant contains various polysaccharides and phenolic chemicals, notably anthraquinones. Ingestion of Aloe preparations is associated with diarrhea, hypokalemia, pseudomelanosis coli, kidney failure, as well as phototoxicity and hypersensitive reactions."
>>21089333Nope, it gives you diarrhea, kidney failure and cancer. But American law allows you to sell it as a food as long as you personally believe it isn't harmful. No joke.
>>21089338The gel from the plant is safe to eat and adds a refreshing taste to different dishes and drinks. But there are safety concerns when it comes to the latex in the leaf. In fact, it's the anthraquinones — which are responsible for aloe's laxative effect — that some studies say could cause cancer. You could get diarrhea or cramps from eating the latex too. However, it's not hard to separate it from the gel.
>>21088434aww it's smiling
>>21088483>>21088469probablyany hole is a goalget some and report back
>>21089357I'm not eating it, and also it's shit for treating burns or moisturizing skin.
>>21089104What an ugly cartoon character. Is he supposed to be a Dairy Queen ice cream or something? Instead of hair he has a skin tail on his head? WTF am I looking at? Why does he have a tie?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what Chi is.
>>21088483the chciken breast?!
>>21088434Buy it from a bottle.You are not supposed to eat too much of the fresh stuff at once. Only a tablespoon or two.I bought some the other day, never again, it's ridiculously bitter and slimy and gross.Dilute it in something very sweet and sour and it tastes interesting.
>>21089357I wish it gave me diarrhea. I've been constipated as fuck so I took a high dose of fresh aloe and it did nothing.But what I really wanted to say is, aloe is all bitter, even the gel. Maybe mines was because it was shipped in from far away out of season or whatever, but still.
>>21089881lurk more grampa.
>>21089348We're made different
>>21089864The gel is tasty and I like it.
>>21088434Plant cummies
>>21090257>ohh noes, he doesn't know Rockthrow lulz zomg
>>21091522stonetoss isnt even obscure anymore.
>>21091523>everybody should know every single dogshit cartoon, we don't have individual minds anymore.OK kid. Let's laugh at him together in a collective pitch and tone. WE know who Stonetoss is.
>>21089381my wife's hole is dusty
>>21091527DONT TOSS STONES IN YOUR GLASS HOUSE SIR. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE SAYING MEANS BUT I HONESTLY AGREE WITH YOU. WEBCOMICS AND ANY INTERNET CULTURE IS FOR HUUUUGE IRL DOUBLE NIGGERS. DEATH TO ALL.
>>21091679well tell dusty he's unwanted
>>21091694I mean her onahole. Her cock stopped getting hard so she doesn't use either anymore
>>21091703damn
>>21091707its what happens when you turn 83
>>21088434isnt aloe poisonous?
>>21089949aloe is not food, not once in my life Ive thought of eating it. Its like wanting to eat antiseptic ointment
>>21089381>>21091703faggots
>>21091875i know you are, but what am I
>>21091870Only if you don't separate the yellow layer, which is the poisonous part, from the clear part.
>>21089957Eat 2-3 teaspoons of palm oil or coconut oil. It will literally grease your shit.
>>21091933wholly fucking confident and amazing
>>21093005
>>21093689and you are a gentleman and a scholar how's your Thursday going?
>>21093753
>>21093789ok, well, I read that, but I was expecting to befriend you instead of silly memeshere, have some udon lil buddy
>>21093794Hey, thanks. I don't make friends because I don't know how that works so I just reply with memes when I feel awkward. Here's something I made last night.
>>21093799holy brahps, looks yummywhat kind of sauce is that on the Salomon?
>>21093819just a simple hollandaise I whipped up. I put way too much on my fish, but I didn't want to throw the rest out.
>>21093822luckily there are plenty of fish in the sea
>>21093869heheh
>>21088514You have a sexy mouth anon
>>21093872e-even w-with that cut?..??
>>21088488Rookie mistake, you should cut the spines before getting your dick out
>>21088434that looks amazing
