I got a smoker, and two questions.1. Are they hard to smoke?2. How many people does 7 - 10 lbs of suckling pig serve (bones and organs go out obviously)
>>21088935>1No>2Assuming the greater end of that range, bout seven fat people or 12 normal size
>>21088935You're going to lose 15 - 20% of the starting weight in rendered fat and moisture. So, assuming a 10lb starting weight, and minus bones and organs you'll probaably end up with 5 - 6lbs of actual meat. Depending on portion size between 10 and 15, allowing you have adequate sides.
>>21088935Poor little baby! You killed a cute little itty precious baby! Monster!!
>>21088964A supermarket in my area sells whole pigs every December, meant for new years since suckling pig is a traditional NYD food. Never bought it cuz it's always overpriced, but I posted pictures here last year.Clearly, even without me buying them, there's enough demand for them to kill a bunch a baby piggies annually. : )
>>21088974>chinks>celebrating western calendar new yearEverybody here loves pork unlike you Muhammad/ shlomo
>>21088974if it keeps them from fulfilling their desire to eat human baby flesh, just let them have the pigletshttps://www.brighteon.com/3d5aa0fd-1433-4013-8657-019fa316a44d
>>21088959is it worth it to put a pan down to collect that fat or is that more of a waste of time? does the dripping fat help cook it by adding what is effectively an accelerant?
>>21088935Shh. He's sleePIGn.
I literally do not understand how you could bring yourself to prepare and consume that thing.
>>21088968That's really sad, to be honest. Fallen world.
>>21090285you're right, it's better to let them grow up and experience life before being killed and processed into bacon, baby back ribs, pork shoulder.
>>21090285No, the world is neither fair nor unfair. The idea's just a way for us to understand. So one survives and others die and you always want a reason why but the world is neither just nor unjust. It's just us trying to feel that there's some sense in it. And though going young with much undone is a tragedy to everyone it doesn't speak a plan or any secret thing. There's no unseen sign or untold truth in anything. Them living on in others, in memories and dreams, is just not enough. You want everything. But that's another world where the sun always shines and the birds always sing; where nothing ever dies.
>>21089549Pigs would eat your babies if they could. Pigbulls.
>>21088935is he ok
>>21091257This is such a narcissist cope
>>21091361He's just tired
>>21091398You are very, very dumb.
>>21091512You are very, very infantile.
>>21091603says the wee lass too dumb to realise she's just read some very obvious sign lyrics or poem or somethingdon't you have some dollies to play with or at least a tiktok dance to practise, penelope?
>>21091608Which aspect of posting song lyrics wouldn't be infantile?
>>21091613probably the part where you didn't call it infantile, ingrid : )
I bet he's delicious as fuck but seeing a dead baby animal still makes me sad :(
>>21092142When I saw the recent headlines for that news story of the guy who found a dead baby in a Safe Haven Box (where you put a baby you don't want/can't care for with no questions asked), it seriously made my chest tighten with anguish. I didn't see any pictures.I see a dead baby piglet picture and all I think of is how to roast the little porker.
