*makes a crappy burrito in your path*
>>21089932>*makes a crappy burrito in your pants*ftfy.
>>21089932About a year ago I went in there and wanted a bowl with the brisket and steak...total came out to 23 bucks. Now I know the brisket was a limited "premium:" item but come the fuck on? Never been back since and never will. Fuck Chipotle.
>>21089932>burritoCalling them burritos is a bit generous. I'm not even sure they qualify as food.
>>21089932for $9 its the value fast food place still around. Tastes like shit but another $3 worth of tabasco chipotle can drown out all the lack of flavor
>>21089951that's like the most premium thing you can get, just get a chicken bowl with double rice/beans, lettuce, peppers, corn salsa, sour cream, and cover that shit in tabasco and it's decent.
>have to drench it in tabasco to make it edible
>>21089984I understand and you're right but I also used to be able to get double steak for like 12 bucks. And I don't eat there a lot so it was sticker shock.
I wore my moms lady deodorant once when I was a teenager in the summer time because I ran out of my Axe. I rode my bike to Chipotle and sweated my ass off in the heat. The young ghetto black lady who made my burrito told me I smelled like womens laundry and to me to chill on the dryer sheets and then the cute white girls behind me laughed.
>>21090015use 700 points and get double steak, that's the only time it's ever worth it.
>>21090056Great idea..get chicken the rest of the time. Thanks anon
>Mexican grill>started in Colorado What the FUCK did they mean by this?
Chipotle is like wingstop, it's such a gamble what you'll get it's just not worth it. I've only had it once in the last year and i always order in person so that way if i see the kitchen staff is black i can just do a 360 and walk away
i used to work there. such a shitty job because the customers are mad at you for skimping them and the managers yell at you if you don't skimp people
>>21089932This place sucks. Had it for 1st time like 20+ years ago in austin and have not had it since.
>>21089932*makes a delicious burrito in your path*
>>21090178Even more overpriced than chipotle
>>21090206Yes but it tastes better
For me its Qdoba. They're regular burritos are way better than Chipotle.
>>21090331>the only kabobo near me is in the airport terminalWhat a fucking tease. Now i know how those poor bastards who saw Texas Roadhouse on google maps only to realize it was on our army installation they can't get into felt.
Is this place better?
>>21089932I saw a video of someone making five of their own Chipotle burrito bowl each for $2 or so. Who know how good it was though.
>>21089932fuck their tainted burritosdid everyone already forget?https://www.fda.gov/inspections-compliance-enforcement-and-criminal-investigations/press-releases/chipotle-mexican-grill-agrees-pay-25-million-fine-resolve-charges-stemming-more-1100-cases-foodborne
>>21090709>Who know how good it was though.Probably good. There's nothing special or hard to replicate home about Chipotle burritos.
>>21089932>*makes an even crappier burrito in your path*That'll be $20 thanks
>>21090741Threadly reminder that "Guzman y Gomez" is owned by two culturally-appropriating New York jews.
>>21090759omg not cultural appropriation
>>21090781Sure it is, Guzman and Gomez don't even exist, some 50yo lesbian graphic designer just typed "beaners" into the Shutterstock search bar.
what kind of pansy seethes about cultural appropriation?
>>21090759I really couldn't give less of a shit as long as the food is passable.It's OK but the prices they're charging (in aus) are unreal
>>21090821The kind of pansy feeding the tunnel diggers their own feces. I'd be happy to see bogans cooking up honest Abo-Mex food without the ridiculous pretense.
>>21090834>bogansoh great, a fucking Australian in this thread
>>21090759>>21090833So it's as made up as Hagan Dasz.
>>21090781>>21090821If the rest of the world was like they US, we'd see leftists protesting those businesses. I was sure that happened to a food truck that was popular.
What you guys really need to get is a burrito, rice and beans don't matter, whichever is fresher of the chicken or steak, guacamole, cheese, and then have them put the green or chipotle Tabasco on it before they roll it. Amazing.
>>21090852have a sook about it cunt
>>21090366Without tasting it or even looking at a menu, I’d guess probably. I think chipotle must be the blandest “fresh Mex” joint I’ve ever been to. Also I hate playing Subway specifying my order one step at a time.
>>21090856They don’t even grill the fucking burritos
>>21089951this is falsea regular chicken burrito here is like $9the brisket I think is like $12unless you're a retard and ordering on doordash
>>21091341You could always ask.
>people ITT paying $20+ for rice and beans, a meal that would cost you like $3 tops if you made it yourself
>>21089932I've never seen anyone in a fast food place that wasn't a loser.
>>21092002they arent allowed they said cross contamination
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