This has gotta be the most disgusting pizza ever.
>>21090477Now you understand how the mind of the goyslop enjoyer works. They're not human. All they care about is handing money to WAGIE for mcchicken and getting bing bang wazoos points on their phone for more mcchicken.
>>21090477Domino's and Little Cesser.
One time, while drunk, me and a few others decided we needed pizza but didn't want to pay for delivery. Lacking proper ingredients, we made a crust from Bisquick and topped it with a combination of jarred spaghetti sauce, shredded cheddar, cream cheese, and sliced black olives. It was satisfying at the time, but I contend it was more disgusting than any pizza Costco has actually sold.>>21091139Might vary by location, but the Domino's near me is on point. The pizza is way better than it was a decade ago, somehow still priced pretty cheap, and the staff are always in a good mood. It's an anomaly. I haven't been to a Little Caesar's since their pizzas stopped being $5.
>>21091175Even when domino’s is on point it’s pretty mid. Still not bad and probably the best sauce in its tier. The thin and crispy crust is also pretty good if they nail it. Little Caesar’s Detroit style is really pretty good, and their thin crust is not bad.
>>21090483You seem deeply unhappy. I hope you make better choices anon. Have a heart to heart with those that love and care for you anon.
>>21090477Did you remember to open the box before eating?
>>21090477Doesn't look bad to me but then again looks can be decieving
>>21091220The best Detroit style I've had is about on par with an average Domino's pan I've had. When it's not made right Little Caesar's Detroit style is literally the worst pizza I've ever had from a major chain. If you like Little Caesar's Detroit style and don't like Domino's pan that just means your particular Domino's sucks ass while your Little Caesar's is great. Let me know if you have any questions about Little Caesar's Detroit style pizza and Domino's pan pizza.
>>21091382Tastes vary - they're different styles. I like Detroit style better than generic pan pizza and I don't particularly like any pizzeria's pan pizza I can think of. I will order Domino's hand-tossed or thin and crispy if I'm ordering from Domino's. I don't like Little Caesar's regular crust at all. You can probably do better from a local pizzeria than Domino's pan pizza or hand tossed unless you're seriously in the sticks.All else equal the thin crust tavern-cut pizza from Domino's is a little better than Little Caesar's thin crust, but Little Caesar's is half the price.
>>21091139>>21091175>>21091220>>21091382>>21091513The worst pizza Domino's has is their regular hand tossed pizza. Domino's New York Style is good, so is their crispy thin crust. Their pan pizza is better than regular but is verging on slop tier. Domino's regular hand tossed pizza just isn't that good and even worse the next day.
>>21090477it's not but it depends on how well they make it and how fresh it is. it's not like costco employees know jack shit about making pizza and they buy the dough in from some other company but if you do it correctly the ingredients are ok.
>>21091518Domino's hand-tossed and Domino's New York style are very similar, but they're more likely to screw up the New York style.
>>21090477You need to try Sheetz then
Sweet child, you have never had truly bad pizza. Costco pizza is just OK, but it is hot and fresh, also the quality is consistent. Worst pizza I ever had was at a pizza place in Cincinnati. Greasy crust, lukewarm, soggy abomination with hardly any toppings. The pizza was so bad we had to throw it away.
>>21091543What's Cincinnati like?
>>21090477It's not disgusting - I'll grab a slice if I'm there and I'm very hungry - but it's, I don't know, weird? I couldn't imagine ordering a whole pizza from Costco for takeout, but people do, and I watch them to see if they're really human. By the slice it's always a little undercooked and steamy. Gluttons will differ, but I think they make the slices too big. The cheese pizza has more cheese on it than I'd want too: it's more calories per slice than the pepperoni. The pepperoni isn't bad, but it's not good. Again, a little too much cheese, and it's all a little undersauced with that weird bland sauce. You want to call it slop for NPC slop enjoyers I won't argue.
>>21090477yeah americans are mutt creatures >>21090483yup>>21091238I try to love everyone despite this
>>21091552You are insufferably arrogant
>>21091548When I was growing up, isolated and very boring. I left after high school to go to OSU, then moved to the east coast to get a decent job. Haven't been back in over a decade.
>>21091548Apparently the pizza fucking sucks
>>21091552Costco pizza is great for feeding lots of people who aren't too picky. Scout troops, little league, church groups, etc.
>>21091552Just make everything yourself you picky faggot
>>21090477 My friend I just want to let you know I appreciate you for saying this I hear people raving about the pizza all the timeAnd there's that Asian guy in YouTube that eats things in his car and he always compares things to the Costco pizza and talks about how great the sauce is and everything If that's what passes for great pizza in LA then California is even more grim than I thoughtI went to try it for myself and as a certified fat fuck I took 2 bites of the pizza and threw it away because it was so bad
>>21091590Pizza in California is pretty grim, but California is a big place. You look for good pizza, you can find it.
>>21091590Most people are barely sentient poor stupid and ignorant.
>>21091139more like Little Cessar and Dominos if you know what I mean
>>21091377tell me about your experiences with this notion
>>21091552did I read this whole post?yes.did I actually read and understand what the words were saying?no.Should I go back and reread everything?probably. ok.Yeah, too much cheese and undercooked pizza is bad. Idk what is so controversial about that??
>>21091598>>21091597>>21091590Welcome to the message board, vatniks.>>21090477Pizza in cardboard boxes is disgusting. End of.
>>21090477The Costco "combo" pizza was formerly the best value in cheap-ass American pizza. Never the best pizza absolutely, but the best value for price.During Le Pandemic, Costco USA removed all classic items from the food court menu, except the hot dog. (And they even ruined the hot dog by removing condiments.) Foreign warehouses remained unaffected. You can still get the combo pizza at Costco in CHINA, but not in America. Reddit has been bitching about this for 5 fucking years now, no improvement. Costco got a new CEO last year, he doesn't give a shit, he's apparently just addicted to Asian ladyboys.Costco Australia has the combo pizza. Costco Japan has even more interesting options. Costco Canada has fried chicken and poutine. Meanwhile, Costco USA has nothing except for a gay new overpriced roast beef sandwich (which everyone hated) and a giant cookie. If you're an American Costco member, it's seriously time to consider switching to Sam's Club.
I have a hard time hating pizza. I'll enjoy pretty much any pizza assembled fresh and cooked in a proper oven. That goes for costco, chain pizzas, etc..Pizza snobs perplex me.On the other hand Chinese/Indian food is not that easy to consistently get right, very picky about those restaurants.
>>21091642which aisle has the adidas tracksuits?
>>21090477Costco pizza is fantastic. Delicious taste, good size slices, there's nothing at all wrong with them when they're hot and fresh. They don't reheat well though.
>>21090477Costco pizza gives me messy poops
>>21091636one time I looked and was promptly deceived
>>21091651I feel you but at the same time, I'm like, "Why do so many places make it so shitty when it's not that hard to make it good??" I can make a homemade pizza with the cheapest dollar store ingredients and it still tastes infinitely better than some shit like Papa Johns or Little Caesars. So what the fuck is going on?
>>21090477Why do these have higher calories than almost any other pizza?
>>21090477Wouldn't know, making pizza is so simple that I always make it myself and don't eat goyslop fast food anymore.
>>21092260Now scale up. Now hire crackheads and stoned teenagers to make it. Now offer shit like chicken bacon alfredo ranch because the customer is always right. And so on.Papa John's is not to my tastes either but they have a pretty good quality pizza for a major chain.
>>21091377It's not bad for ten dollars, OP just has definitely seen a penis up close
>>21090477shitalians can’t handle the fact that America does pizza better than them
>>21090477anyone who eats costco pizza has given up on life
>>21090477Now put a whole jar of capers on. Undrained. It's now way worse.
>>21090477>This has gotta be the most disgusting pizza ever.holy crap... no one tell him about hawaiian or pizza with fish or broccoli, he might pass out from disgust.can you imagine being disgusted by bread, cheese and tomato sauce?KYS
>>21091552you have shit tastes.
>>21090477sam's club is pretty shitty too after getting it a couple times without a membership (just walk to the pizza section dood). but the dough does not send me to flavortown and there's not an option for thin crust even. just three flavors to buy, cheese, pepperoni, and triple meat. the best bang for my $2 is obviously the triple meat. but you have to eat it within 5 minutes or else it will go cold. I am slowly getting sick of it now
>>21090477Ah man, now I'm hungry!
>>21090477honestly looks decent
>>21090477It tastes like little Caesars but the sauce isn't as tangy so I prefer lil C's
>>21092869this is a disturbing analysis tbqh
>>21092486kek
>>21092248what the fuck, why would someone do that to you
>>21091642>Pizza in cardboard boxes is disgusting. End of.ooooooo a new schizo, cool! Is it because the cardboard leeches paper chemicals into the 'za? Or does touching cardboard overstimulate your tism fingers and cause you to freak out?
>>21092591>can you imagine being disgusted by bread, cheese and tomato sauce?Oh how i wish i could return to being as ignorant as you. Bad pizza is a level of food hell all its own.
>>21091139Little Caesars is fine for how cheap it is
>>21090477It's high in protein though!
>>21093234>that sodium
>>21093234That is a surprising amount of fiber. How does a grease soaked carb bomb with salty ass toppings have this much fiber just from the toppings if there are any.
>>21092260
>>21093153you have never had bad pizza in your life cunt stain. costco pizza is not bad pizza it's ok pizza.bad pizza is pic related. pic related with either just the parmesan that came with it, or when you get "fancy" and make it with HAMBURGER and VELVEETA! like my mom did.no vagina blood fart, costco it wonderful compared to that. homemade pizza is NEVER better than what you can get from a good pizza place. I guarantee if you actually do make pizza it's trash, and only your mommy says otherwise.
>>21091548So basically the Cincinnati pizza chain is called Larosas and it's pretty good. It has a really sweet sauce and a thinner harder crust (kinda like the screaming Sicilian if you've had that). The restaurants are cozy too.
>>21093237>>21093289You think that might be for the whole thing, not just a slice?
>>21094221A slice?
>>21091543There are times you can get Skyline on a LaRosas pizza, I think maybe they do for April Fools Day? It's awesome.
>>21094207>homemade pizza is NEVER better than what you can get from a good pizza placeI will see you in hell pal
>>21091548A nice mid-sized city with a very German character. Unfortunately, the city has a recent history of activist "officials" infiltrating and corrupting things. "They" tried to instigate a race riot in summer 2001, but then something happened in Sept and everyone forgot about it. I heard on the radio this week that crime in the city is at an all-time high this past year.
>>21091139>Domino's and Little Cesser.I like them though.
>>21094509You gre up without Greek Pizza.
