Frozen prawns, fried in oil and then some pieces of burger cheese mixed in
instant mashed potatoes with ketchup and sliced hotdogsI figured it was like a deconstructed french fry
wheat tortillas with ketchup and roasted onion
>>21090699The one I'm eating right now, when I realized that a bot copied a thread we just had last week.
>>21090699Cereal and a jack and coke for dinner.
Ate the slice of wedding cake you save for the 1 year anniversary after I got divorced.
>>21090699Ye mum's ass.
two cold hotdogs in a room temp can of baked beans. eaten in the can of course
>>21090699a straight can of beans
>>21090699slice of cheese on a tortilla
>>21090729People do that? But yeah on the divorce note when i separated from my now ex wife i ate a cheese tortellini MRE. I could have heated it up but I just didn't have the energy to do it so i just sat on the sofa eating it cold with a plastic MRE spoon.
Right now I have rice cooking in the rice cooker and I just dumped a can of chicken in it to see if it cooks them both well enough.
crackers and canned herring. Wasn't terrible but definitely depressing.
frozen hamburger cooked in the microwave
>>21090756It's supposed to be a tradition. The cake was still delicious. Just wish I could get those 8 years back.
>>21090699at least turn the lights on holy shit
>>21090789Heh. 8 years for me too. Should have ended it long before that.
>>21090772Is she drowning? That's hot
>>21090699Peanut butter from the jar as a sort of breakfast in my last semester of community college.
a cold pita bread with a to go ramekin of salsa verde from a shitty mexican place at 1 amwas literally all i had in the fridge after a 14 hour shift
>>21090699i was 16yo neet in the remote smokey mountains and so broke i only had enough gas in my car to make the 30 miles to walmart not enough to get back so i was trapped at home until the 3rd when my money came in but it was Feb 28th and the only thing in my fridge was a pack of turkey dogs that i bought on sale for $0.88 cents and half a block of save-a-lot mild cheddar both of which were from the previous month and avoided because they suck, the cheese was completely dried out and the dogs were expired. 3 fucking nights that's all i ate while sitting in front of a fire pit burning wet fallen branches to heat a bunch of large stones and bring them inside to make sure the house stayed above freezing so the plumbing didn't freeze a burst.Back and forth every few hours with a new batch of hot stones and half a turkey dog grilled over nasty smoldering punk wood
Sleep for dinner because i was too depressed to cook or even get out of bed to eat a handful of peanuts
>>21090699Having to eat my pet rabbits when famine struck my country in 1991. Their names were Petra and Lina. My mother cooked them into soup when we were so hungry I thought we were going to die.
>>21090809thats a cool story
>>21090883Neat. Were they tasty?
Meal prepped chicken, broccoli, and lentils I didn't bother to fully defrost because sad.Would've been like >>21090810 but I already had something "ready."Alternatively, there was a time I got sent out of town alone for training and refused to leave the hotel room. On the first night I tried the room service but it sucked and they forgot utensils so I had to eat it with my pocket knife and hands. After that, I only had instant coffee and the basic sandwiches and chips the instructor made for lunches, which I'd sometimes smuggle out in my jacket for dinners as well.
>>21090699There isn't.Every meal is a blessing.
>>21090699I got a huge bag of cheese balls from the dollar store. I thought what's the most high calorie thing I can eat and pay the least amount of money. I was technically right I guess. In hindsight I would have bought wheat bread and wieners instead.
>>21090699beyond being a consistent eater of some form of nuggets and noodles i will regularly finish my shift as a greasy mentally ill line cook, go to the fucking SERVO and buy a can of pringles and a block of chocolate and eat that for dinner. i recently stopped that though because i did it too much and it became sickening. i feel like i'm close to a taxi driver moment where i'll be eating whiskey, milk and bits of bread like cereal. i think my crazy man meal will involve porridge. i don't know yet.
>>21090711Wtf I came here to post this except mine was microwave mash, think I may have had a can of vimto too
>>21090718the only things a man needs to be happy
>>21090699I spent the last of my money on drugs and my cupboards were completely empty n started getting pangs. I didn't have it in me to ask my roommate for money again nd couldn't bring myself to ask for some of his food so went for a walk to feel better and saw bread on the side of the road some gulls had swiped from a garbage bag to peck and left, so I took it n found a 2/3rd can of pringles on the road as well so took them too. (it was weekend so some kid likely left them there or smth).went home, emptied pringles onto a tray to cook the staleness out and toasted the bread almost burnt to get rid of any bacteria or whatever. There I was, hunched over in front of the glow of my roomies $2000 tv eating a bunch of crap I found on the side of the road.That was one of my lowest points which helped me get off the drugs I now have cupboards full of food and my own place now, not that anyone asked.
>>21090699cold soup I drank from a can and low fat cheese sticks
>>21090775Reminds me of those prepackaged "cheeseburgers" from the fridge, you just microwave to eat. Ate them once 10 years ago and I still feel shame when I see them in the store.
>>21090987good on you for getting your shit together anon, here's to staying off the muck
>>21090883Lel, when I was a kid our rooster kept attacking me. My dad took his axe and chopped the head off. Then my mom removed the feathers while holding my baby sister, cooked it up and we ate it that evening with french fries.
>>21091068thanks man
>>21090699living with my father in a crackhouse as a teen. dad was getting his degree so wasnt working, so we got commodities from the tribe. all we had was brown rice and a pound of bison meat with no seasoning, cooked in a cast iron skillet
a jar of cold red cabbage with a slice of old dried bread. I was in a deep depression and didnt have the courage to go to the store.
>>21090699A birthday cake I bought myself because everyone in my life was too busy with other shit or forgot my birthday.
>>21090705Reminds me on when I was left with 3 pounds of frozen prawn and 4 pounds of steak and completely broke to the point I couldn't afford an onion and I just had steak and shrimp for a week
Instant ramen in an empty cup of yoghurt. was homeless at the time
>>21090699probably this salad i just ate, im trying to eat more salad in 2025
Most people's meals are more depressing than mine. I once dropped kebab meat and chips with salad and garlic sauce, and ate it off the pavement.
>>21091255>cream based saucethere's your problem. Need to get the vinegar sweats when you eat a salad
>>21090729I think this one still wins the thread
I dined inside a dumpy Wendy's attached to a gas station in rural Kentucky
>>21091317i like my salad dressing like i like my men, creamy and italian
>>21090699I ate a dry brick of Ramen that I was dipping into peanut butter. Took some fucking chewing I tell you hwat
>>21090915>t.never been to England
>>21090699>mfw love wine with a nice dinner>loser forever alone>most times I’ll cook a nice traditional dinner and enjoy it with a bottle of wine alone listening to classical musicThis is one of the few pleasure of my life, but now I see it in wojak form it makes me sad
>>21091705Dont be sad, that sounds comfy. Sad is eating takeout alone in your car.
>>21090883What country?
>>21091705That's how serial killers do it
The morning after the night my ex-wife and I decided to split up, we spent the whole day packing up boxes. Our fridge was empty, and there wasn't much use in going to get groceries since we were both moving, so I door dashed Panera bread. We got bread bowls. One of the cups of soup had opened in the bag, and the whole thing was drenched. The bread was stale. I was one bite into my meal when my ex started crying. I can't eat at Panera to this day because even just seeing the sign bums me out.
>>21091705You could depict working at a soup kitchen, rescuing children from a burning building, and talking suicidal people off a ledge as a dimly lit wojak scene and it would all look depressing and repulsive. Don't worry about it.
>>21090809I hope that you're doing better now, anon.
>>21091705Don't Google plapjak
>>21091904You should leave this as a public review for the panera
>>21091255Try adding some seeds/nuts, boiled eggs, or meat. Also invest in a decent dressing/vinaigrette because whatever you put on looks bland and tasteless. Salad is one of my favorite things to eat, but it's because I put my whole pussy into it whenever I make one. Try green goddess with blue cheese or something.
>>21091904Why did you guys split up?
>>21091915I kept doordashing eggs to the house and making her eat them
>>21091915When we first started dating, she told me that she was bi, which I believed. We dated for several years, then got married, and we were genuinely happy. But along the way, she started talking about how she thought she might be gay, and how she was disappointed that she never got to date a woman. She kept returning to this visual of living in an exposed red brick apartment in chicago with a woman. I tried working with her in therapy or even opening the relationship so she could date women, but she was never satisfied. Eventually she told me that she was worried that one day she was gonna wake up and realize she wasn't attracted to me anymore, which caused a huge argument and then the divorce.TLDR; don't date women with pixie cuts. It's a trap.
>>21091914i'll have what she/they are having!!
>>21091903This. You're not cooking people are you anon?
>>21091922>She kept returning to this visual of living in an exposed red brick apartment in chicago with a womankino
>>21091922Tale as old as time. Dont worry, she'll date a woman, hate it, and be miserable for years. Then she'll date a hulking black guy, pop out a mulatto gremlin, break up with him, and live a horrible empty life dedicated to a child she hates.
>>21090729So you got divorced within a year of getting married? It was her idea to get divorced?
>>21091922Jesus christ what a psychotic bitch. Seems a bit like my ex wife where she blamed everything that went wrong in her life even before we met on me and expected me to somehow magically unfuck her childhood traumas for her.
>>21090883god damn
>>21091957I think you might be projecting there anon. A lot.
>>21091957>>21091967>projected his crazy wife onto your gay wifesounds like your gay wife would be happy to be under another woman.
>>21091967Your mom is a projector
>>21091973>gay wifeLesbians are just mentally ill women
>>21091973Not every (you) is from the same person
>>21091983if you wave an American flag people will think you are American.Doesn't mean you are, but still.
>>21091922>this visual of living in an exposed red brick apartment in chicago with a womanThere's a sitcom
>>21090699Brick of cheese.
>>21091255looks gross, you should be ashamed
>>21091904>divorces you>cries about itwomen
Hey guys. This is a classic. For this recipe you will need-generic brand paper plate-a box of Kellogg's Club Crackers (or any cracker of your choice)-Kraft Deli Deluxe White American sliced cheese (or any presliced cheese)-Chipotle Tobasco Sauce (or any hotsauce you might have laying around)First, arrange the crackers neatly on the plate. This is a pretty small plate but I will still manage to fit a decent serving size. It comes with experience.
Next take a slice of your processed cheese. Use your fingers to julienne it so they will fit on the crackers neatly. It's okay if they are not uniform, variety is the spice of life!!
>>21092049why do you need a paper plate specifically?>>21092062>julienneyou're not french
>>21092049>not on a paper towelygmi
Finally add about 0.4mL of your hot sauce to each cracker. This is where you get to add your own personal touch. Maybe a design of your choice!! Practice your plating for when you hit the big leagues :)And then simply. Enjoy! Pairs nicely with a glass of room temperature water from the faucet.
>>21092080Sorry guys. I am so sorry there was a mistake. The correct measurement is 0.2 mL of hot sauce. 0.4 would be way too much!!
>>21092076The paper plate fits the dish thematically and enhances the atmosphere of the dining environment
>>21092080is this loss?
>19 years old>inna army>boot infantryman at first duty station>put in thanksgiving pass>turn down offers to do thanksgiving with other people from my platoon since I think I'll be going home>dickhead psg denies pass right before the 4 day>too autistic to ask anyone if I can come to their thanksgiving after all>stores on post all closing for the holiday and the day after, no car either>order an xl deluxe pizza from domino's the day before thanksgiving>next day the heat goes out in my barracks>stationed at fort riley so its cold as fuck>sit in my room with the lights off eating cold pizza alone while drinking tap water>send parents a happy thanksgiving text and go to sleep>spend the night shivering under my blanket until the heat finally kicks back on at 3 in the morning wishing I just accepted someone's offer
I live with my parents and I’m 45. I don’t eat or cook unless I’m totally alone, but I will be alone on Friday. What should I cook? I’m heading to the grocery now, I was thinking gumbo but can make anything.
>>21090729Did you eat it directly after getting divorced though or still on the anniversary
>>21091901N Korea? Petra and Lina sound russian but either way I hope anon made it out of there.
>>21091904>in progress getting divorced>still buying her dinnersadgemaxxing
>>21091950you not even wrong cuh they all be doing this type shit
>>21091908yea, i moved to a house with a wood stove so i don't have to go outside anymore
>>21091904>. I was one bite into my meal when my ex started cryingkek you made her take the stale and drenched one
>>21091255>eating leavesLmao. Retard. Just have some damn meat.
>>21090699>Be overseas at an airbase in Iraq.>Food was passable, but the best was on Friday.>Friday was Steak Night.>This Friday, though, the steak was fucked up.>Must've been thawed and refrozen probably a couple times; it had the texture of mush.>Damn, had been waiting for that steak all week and now I had to wait another week for hopeful one that was edible.
>>21092583>fort rileyThat's not even that bad. But yeah when i was an NCO i'd invite all the barrack boys to my place so me and my wife could cook for them during the holidays if they couldn't go home so they wouldn't be alone, depressed and suicidal in the barracks. Better than being on suicide watch.
>>21092596Exactly what I ate when I got divorced:>thickest filet they've got, reverse seared if you want something other than blue>fried eggs>toast, butter and orange marmalade>bacon>arnold palmerAte that for like two weeks. 20 dollar steaks every day.
>>21090729wait, i'm supposed to save the cake?
>>21091249Surf and turf my guy!
>>21090699Various 7-11 meals.
chicken breast, cabbage, rice for weeks at a time. sometimes with egg, hotsauce, or boullion.
>>21090699after a breakup in college I remember masturbating and then just drinking queso from a tostitos jar on my desk. It wasn't even warmed up
>>21090699At my fattest I went out and bought a birthday cake (not on my birthday) and ate it all alone while lying in bed all day.
>>21091066that's actually slightly better. mine was just a frozen patty nuked on a plate until it was gray
>>21090699Lasagna with corn in it.
There were so many field chow meals that i just had no idea what the fuck i was even eating
>>21091705The trick is to have cozy lighting.
>>21090718that's just girldinner
>>21090718really needs some rick and morty to complete the picture
>>21091901>1991Absolutely russia, lol
>>21091574I have actually, I really like their meat pies. The bean and pees shit is fucked but regardless, I did enjoy their fish and chips and beef quality in general.
>>21093374Scottish seafood, pies and beef is amazing. English not so much.
>>21090699>be me 23ish>living with a house full of people>virtually no money, always hungry>land a new job at Papa John's (yippie)>tray of chicken tenders comes through the oven>I forgot how exacly, but it accidently falls on the floor>"Aw, man! What a waste..." Says one of the co-workers>"No big deal." the manager says, "These floors are really clean." (they were)>manager walks over to the fallen tendies and picks one up and eats it.>lizard brain reacts to that>"FREE FOOD!">I pounce on the remaning floor tendies like a feral animal>devour them without moving from where I was stooped>burning my mouth but I dont care cause free food and I havent had a proper meal in days.>co-workers and manager look on in horror and disgust as I gulp down the tendies with all the grace and civility of a moniter lizard>I finish realizing how I must of looked>no one said anything, they just kind of avoided eye-contactI wish I could say I was more ashamed of my behavior, but I was so desperate. It definitely made me rethink my life a bit.
>>21093755I am sure if you explained your situation they would have understood.
>>21090699elbow noodle mac n cheese with beans and tomatoes
>>21093755Being hungry sucks dude. Me and my friends almost got into a fist fight with the cooks after we got back from a field problem and hadn't slept or eaten in over 2 days and they told us the kitchen was closed. So we just grabbed some bread and peanut butter and they tried to stop us.
>>21090699I wanted tacos but then i realized i didnt have any tortillas so i was like ok I'll just mix it with some mac and cheeseTaco mac6/10, definitely will eat again.
fried chicken breading and water heated in the wave. I wasn't allowed to use the stove.
>>21090705>prawns and cheesewtf
>>21091903>>21091930Honestly, I do feel like Hannibal lecture when I eat my high effort French dinner alone while I listen to classical music
>>21091922>>21091950>Woman believes her life should be like a movie or tv show, ruins it as a resultThis is why giving them rights was a mistake
>>21090699Just bread. Nothing else only bread. Not even fresh, just a whole old bread. Maybe with a glass of water but really just old bread. But you know what? It killed my hunger and in the end im glad i had something to eat.
Surimi
>>21090699Corn flakes and ranch sauce
>>21090699Jelly and cream cheese on dry ramen
Didn't notice Bigos I bought was vegan. It was depressing, heated cabbage salad with no life, no taste. I dumped fuckton of spices into it, and still couldn't salvage it into anything edible. I describe the taste as 'depression and lack of perspectives'.
>>21095509>vegan bigos>vegan "hunter's stew"Ah yes, the noble vegan hunter, stalking and killing the block of tofu to feed his malnourished nonbinary children-spouses.
