>>21092548
>beef
>expensive juice
>packaged snacks
>out-of-season fruit
>eggs (hit-or-miss, depending on the weather)

Also
>reddit

how much are costco cats these days?

>>21092548
>Can someone itemize this?
No
>How?
The steaks are probably $25ish alone, $16ish in milk, I think those pomegranate juices are like $6-8 a pop. no idea how much the protein bars and that skinny dipped shit run.
If you assume $10 per item on any given costco run it usually averages out. 16x10=160, so it seems about right.

>>21092559
The cat is merely there for updoots

>>21092548
Each of those jugs of almond milk is about $6-8 so that's $20-$40 right there. Pomegranite juice is some of the most expensive shit you can buy and POM is overpriced. Each of those bottles is $10-ish. So $60 accounted for. Those IQ bar packs are about $25....

So that's $85 of prepacked and mass produced junk that you don't need.

The rest is insubstantial. He spend about $80 on things he actuallyn eeded and the rest on shit he didn't. Those two-dozen egg packs are like $8. The steaks were probably the most expensive item in the pack.

Idk how much he paid for the cat, tho.

How much is a cat at Costco?

Get rid off the fruit and coffee and all that shit, protein bars. Eggs, broccoli, chicken, liver, potatoes, milk. That's all you should buy

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Sure
>Items on the left
>Items on the right
>Items in the middle
>Fot kot

>>21092785
coffee is dirt cheap

Fatty kitty. Why americuck eat shit and cry about it?

>kattu on the counter

Uncivilised bum.

>>21092548
we need our own chickens.if you live in an apartment building you and your fellow apartment tenets need to choose a vacant apartment and make that the chicken apartment for the chickens for the building

>>21092548
>I'll just buy only fruits and vegetables that aren't in season and then complain about the price

>>21092568
You just know he had to chase the cat around and then brive it to stand still for that shitty picture

>>21092830
>>21092785
>>21092553
all these retards complaining about "out of season fruit" and none of this other shit?
>>21092569
You know that globalism makes shit like this cheap in supermarkets like costco, right? That bunch of bananas was probably $5 and those blackberries were no more than $3. This dude bought $100 of garbage, $20 of steak, plus $10 of fruit and vegetables. You people are fucking deranged if you think the "fruit" was in any way expensive.

>>21092842
>5 dollars worth of banas
Sir I think I would know what a cubic meter of bananas look like

>>21092842
>$5
Non American detected.

>>21092797
The pure irony of you talking about crying while crying. So many butt hurt thirdies on here.

Looking through the reddit thread:

~$44 for the 5 steaks
~$7 for the eggs (prices are kinda high right now due to bird coof)
~$20 for two bottles of POM
~$6*4 = $24 for 4 bottles of lactaid milk
~$16 for 3lbs of coffee

OP mentioned this lasts him around two months aside from the steaks.

>>21092548
He could get 130 lbs of chicken leg quarters for the same amount of money. And he wouldn't even need a Costco membership.

>>21092548
$100 cat

>>21092796
Yeah but it's bitch made to drink it

>>21092548
Pre-tax itemization:
- 4 gallons of milk ($3.69 each) = $14.76
- 2 POM pomegranate juice bottles ($9.29 each) = $18.58
- 1 package of lean beef steaks = $38.99
- 1 container of green grapes = $9.29
- 1 bunch of bananas = $3.29
- 1 package of dinner rolls = $6.49
- 1 large carton eggs (30-count) = $9.29
- 1 box protein/granola bars = $9.99
- 1 package fresh asparagus = $6.49
- 1 package blackberries = $6.49
- 1 large can coffee = $22.99

Subtotal: $153.64
Tax (7.72%): $11.86
Total: $165.50

And of course, one quality control inspector (the cat) not included in the total.

>>21093031
>- 1 large carton eggs (30-count) = $9.29
The sad part is that it's not even an unrealistic price these days. Obviously the CACC (Cat assurance, cat control) fees for quality inspection will be expensive but still.

how can someone complain about prices and then waste 20 bucks on pomegranate juice is beyond my comprehension.

>>21092548
>costco sells live cats for cooking
sickening

>>21092568
Judging by its chonkiness I'd say the cat was looking for a treat.

>>21092842
Turns out, importing fruit from the other side of the planet at such a speed that it's still fresh by the time it hits the shelf in Bumblescum, Nebraska, is quite expensive.

>>21092812
Yeah it's toxoplasmosis.
It makes them allow the cat to do disgusting things, so that the parasite can spread.

>>21092548
>cat on the counter
subhuman.

>>21092842
>That bunch of bananas was probably $5
What rate, organic, gold-plated and diamond-encrusted bananas are you buying, Twinkie Warbucks?

>>21093330
>>21093427
And yet you probably allow women to sit on your sofa without a plastic tarp. So who's the real savage?

I could legitimately pay less than half that at a normal supermarket. Without the two snack items, which I've no idea what they are nor how much they'd go for at Safeway, Food Lion or ShopRite, I added up roughly what I'd expect to pay for the other items and it comes to about $65, give or take $10. There's no way in hell those bars and whatever that gay purple package is would cost $80 together so this confirms, once again, that Costco is for retards.

>>21092548

The cat alone is like fifty bucks, those don't come cheap.

>>21092548
Bong here, could that be Canadian Dollars by any chance? Idk if Costco is in Canada or not but that still seems very pricy even for CAD

>>21092548
I could get all that for like 50 bucks at Aldi.

>>21093461
Cats are literally free.

>>21093447
No, I only allow them to sit on my face.

>>21092548
>cat on the counter
pet owners are mentally ill

do people really buy shit that isnt marked down?

>>21093489
Do you mean managers specials or normal sales/offers? Cuz I don't always buy managers specials but I rarely, if ever, buy food that wasn't advertised in the flyer/circular. Outside of specialty stores like butchers or immigrant shops, anyway

>>21093493
for dinner ingredients i usually just look for sales or manager stickers. switching to vegetarian has made this way easier since mushrooms are almost always marked down

>>21093495
We plan means several days in advanced based on what's advertised in the circulars that coming week so I get what you mean. For example, a local supermarket is going to have 80/20 ground beef for $2.49/lb starting tomorrow (but eggs are going up to $2.39/dz from the $2 they've been the last several weeks, oh well) so we're going to have burgers, meatloaf or Bolognese or something in the coming week.
Shopping like this has the benefit of ensuring you're eating seasonally, too.

>>21092922
>this lasts him around two months
nigga how

>>21093525
they probly get takeout breakfast and doordash lunch

>>21092559
bout three fiddy

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>>21092553
The prime steak is like 50 - 60 dollars easily. Now if he replaced that weight in pork loin, he'd be at like 120 with all the stupid juices included. Get rid of the juices and you'd easily be under 100. It's not costcos fault for expensive prices. It's being unwise with your money.

>>21092548
>Can someone itemize this?
>Hey 4chan, can someone look up Costco prices for me relating to this thread I found on reddit where someone has probably already done that in the comments?
I miss when people like you couldn't figure out the internet.

>>21093563
>prime steak
I must get my eyes checked. I see no marbling at all. I thought it was rump steak.

>>21092548
Well going by the prices here
>eggs
a pack of 30 is 8 bucks
>olives
3 dollars per kilo
>some sort of choco biscuits or whatever
2.50
>grapes
50c per kilo
>bananas
1.2 a kilo
>stakes
if it's Cow - then 15 dollars a kilo
If pork - 6 dollars a kilo
>POM juice
very expensive 10 usd a bottle
>milk
1,5 usd a litre
>leak
a buck 80 for a bushell
>some sort of mass produced pastry
4 dollars for the wholle bag
>coffee
24 bucks

>>21092569
This is about £60 worth of groceries at Costco in the UK.

What the fuck is going on with the dollar?

>>21093575
Costco has pretty good prime steak. It's just the picture is very low quality so I can't zoom in to confirm.

>>21092548
in local prices that would be
>2$ for the eggs
>2$ for the bananas
>probably like 5$ for the grapes, they're out of season
>same for the blackberries
>2$ for two sodas
>1.5$ per jug of distilled water, so 6$ in total
>3$ for the cake thing?
>not sure what the plants are, probably like 1$
>1.5$ for bread
>not sure what the skinny dipped thing is, probably some 1$ snack slop
>5$~10$ for the steaks maybe? let's say 7.5$
in total that's 36$

>>21093652
>blackberries aren't in season
?
January is a great month to forage for blackberries so I'm sure that they're in session commercials, too.

>>21093604
We have Costco? I'm more rural than I thought kek

>>21092548
>Pom
>Almonds
>Grapes
>Berries
Without even reading this thread I can tell that already accounts for at least 75% of the tab.
Staples are staples for a reason. Beef has no excuse being as expensive as it is, but the rest of that is nonsense.

>>21093690
>January is a great month to forage for blackberries
According to who?
Earliest I've seen listed is februrary with peaks from june to september.

>>21092548
I hate glass tables

>>21092568
And you're here for (You)s. Go back already.

>>21093721
According to me and reality.
They're not quite as abundant as in, say, October, but you can definitely find a bunch of them among the brambles if you're willing to get in there. They tend to be sweeter for some reason, too. More time on the vine, I guess?

>>21093738
>They're not quite as abundant as in, say, October, but you can definitely find a bunch of them among the brambles if you're willing to get in there.
Yeah, that's nice, but that does not at all translate to assuming that this is commercially viable.
Actual farmers and distributors aren't out there secretly digging through the brambles in the dead of winter.

>>21093744
Of course they're not digging through the brambles because they've no brambles to dig through. I'm just saying that if they're still growing in January and you just gotta deal with a few thorns to get to them, then certainly they've got still be growing in those manicured lines of produce farmers manage, right (and with the benefit of not having to deal with brambles).

>>21093749
>I'm just saying that if they're still growing in January and you just gotta deal with a few thorns to get to them
And I'm saying that doesn't mean they're "in season", or that the production is anything sustianable or marginal.
That's the core of this discussion, where does the supply meet the demand, and that's why there's a disconnect between your foraging strats and farming strats.

>>21092835
Nah look at that fat fuck, shitty owner overfeeding it so it’s probably hanging around for food

>>21093031
did someone pay you?

>>21093481
A man of culture.

>>21093940
It's extremely likely that you're speaking to the absolute turbofaggot dredge of society that created this thread, commonly refered to as "OP". As you will find out after years of research, his favorite drink is semen.

>>21092548
>eggs: $5
>milk: $16
>pom: $20
>meat: $45
>IQ bars: $12
>coffee: $15
>skinny dipped: $12
>nanners: $3
>aparagus: $6
>bread: $5
>grapes: $8
>blackberries: $8
$155.00
plus tax
$165.50

Almond milk is disgusting

>>21093750
Ah. Point taken.

>>21092548
Look at that little chubby bastard

>>21092548
>POM

disgusting. fucking atrocious.

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>>21092548
>giant tub of grapes
>9 bananas
>giant tray of beef steaks
>pom juice
>4 jugs of milk(?)
>fresh cat
>two dozen eggs
>some processed zogchow carbo bars
>bunch of other shit and empty calories
>plus the worst coffee known to man

yeah that seems like it would honestly be $160, not surprising.

>>21092548
That's Lactaid "milk," unless he's a fat, that's going to expire before he can drink it all.

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>>21092548
They're doing it wrong.

>>21093940
No, it's AIslop, and the numbers don't even add up right

>>21092548
I hate how faggots buy the cheap dogshit quality eggs for $12 but then buy FUCKING POMEGRANATE JUICE, ASPARAGUS, GRAPES AND OVERPRICED MILK

FUCK YOU
DIE

>>21094871
>you deserve to be broke, you bought.... grapes
The cope system is running in overdrive lately

>>21094871
a fool and their money are easily separated

>>21094882
>highest sugar to fruit ratio out of any fruit

Not only are they the least nutritional option, i'm sure this asshole bought them off sale, furthering his retarded life choices.

>>21094887
>>21094882
In the end, I'm not the one posting to reddit with the retard "durrr look at thing cost so much money!".

>>21092560
>$25 steaks
Steaks are like $25 for a single cut. Thats 4-5 in that package.

>>21092922
>last 2 months besides steaks
>grocery bill is still about $100 a month if he buys beef twice a month
What is he even bitching about? Also as >>21093525 said, nigga how?

>>21092553
its just a banana, what can it cost? $10?

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>>21094388
you call me a retard everything thread, and always make incorrect assumptions about me.

you will never be nice
ywnbn

>>21094842
fuck, I've been duped

>>21092548
thats 3 months worth

>>21092548
oh god either redditor is feeding a single cat with 165$ of food or hes an immigrant thats gonna eat the cat

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>>21093330

>>21092548
milk is $4-5 each depending where you are.
bread roll things would be about $5
meat ~$15 or $20
grapes like $5
eggs, that many in this economy will set you back like $25 on their own.
can of coffee that big is like $20
no idea what the black shit is, but if its some organic vegan prune juice butt cleanser hippie shit its prob $5 a bottle if not more.

the only stuff in the grocery store under $5 anymore is canned goods, and they're already up to $2-3 a can (canned soup is up to $5)

>>21092922
>$44 for the 5 steaks
Jesus christ you meat eaters really pay that much for your dead cows? Just eat some beans or something bro

>>21095144
You have cat shit worms in your brain. Not even joking, trolling, or anything: they are forming cysts in your dome and making you into a faggot retard.

>>21094685
Goddammit, I eat everything in that picture regularly. Like a chud.
I've never used vital farms' little feature to go spy on the chickens my eggs come from though. Seems creepy.

>>21092548
>12 (?) liters of milk
how do you even get through that much as a single guy before half of it goes bad?

>>21092548
>4 milk
$3 x 4 = $12
>2 juice? drinks? something?
maybe $3 x 2 = $6
>beef or meat
$10
>banana
$5
>grapes
$5
>cereal bars?
$8
>2 dozen eggs
$10?
>chips?
$4
>breads/sandwiches?
$10?
>black stuff? no idea
$7
>veggies
$5

~$80?

>>21095196
Might be making cheese/yogurt out of it. Still seems like a lot.

>>21092548
I see a usda prime sticker on that meat so it could be between 80 and 100 just for that

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>>21095219
Prime sticker

>>21094685
>buys 4 liters of brand name bone broth
>6 packs of the most expensive way to buy ground beef
>most expensive, imported butter
>most expensive eggs
>still turns out she was lying by doubling the cost
most intelligent republican

>>21095221
Prime new York strip is 19 dollars a pound, meanwhile choice filet mignon is 21 dollars a pound
If this faggot wanted to save money he should be eating the 12 dollar a pound choice new York strip instead

only three people in the entire thread noticed he's eating prime ribeyes
Everyone else is arguing over false premises

>>21092548
This cat is so fat it would kill any weight scale in an instant

>>21095330
Like so fat that the owner had to remove the lower part of a door so his fat cat can fit through it

>>21095332
Hell, this fat cat's cat tree is made out of steel and carbon to support this fat cat

>>21095334
Like seriously, rats are not getting teared apart by it's claws anymore but flattend like pancake with that cat's fat ass

>>21095330
>>21095332
>>21095334
>>21095339
RUDEEEE
STOP FAT SHAMING THE POOR CAT
IT'S A CUTE FAT CAT YOU FUCKING RUDE ASS NIGGERS :(((