For it's tea sans sugar, fuck stinky coffee.
>>21093381>with crashesCan't relate>jittery focusCan't relate>acidity may upset the gutCan't relateMaybe you just have a poor constitution. I prefer tea to coffee but I don't see the point in making them go head to head
>>21093426>Can't relateThat just means you've built up a resistance anon
>>21093426I chugged like 800mg of caffeine in coffee and energy drink form until I turned about 28. Once day I started shaking like a junkie after my morning coffee and it gave me horrible anxiety. Now I cant drink more than like 50mg of caffeine at once or it'll ruin the next 4 hours of my day.
>>21093381>is decaffeinated in youre pathcheckmate
>>21093426>Can't relateThat just means you drink coffee professionally.
>>21093381YOU SAY COFFEE IS STINKY?
>>21093600I can still have my morning coffee, but I know the feel.used to drink 1-2 pots a day and then at 29 some switch flipped and I can't have more than 1 cup a day.Never liked energy drinks much.
>>21093704It sucks for me because caffeine was my antidepressant from 17 to 28 and now I've turned to alcohol. what a stupid monkey body I inhabit.
>>21093381>with crashesI've never experienced this>dehydratingeven espresso is still hydrating>stimulated, jittery focusad hominem, not an argument>acidity may upset the gutNothing we consume habitually is anywhere near as acidic as stomach acid; if anything the gut wants more acid than we tent to give it. Look at how when you ferment something the pH drops significantly; good microbes love acid.I say all this as someone who still prefers tea. It's a stupid image.
>>21093786Don't people in South Korea have the highest rates of stomach cancer because they eat too much of that shit? Coffee gives me acid reflux now, maybe it isn't the acidity but it's something
>>21093650ga ga goo goo stinky coffee
is that... *gasps* ACIDITY? NOOOOOO PLEASE NO IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF AHHHHHHH
>>21093381Tea causes diarrhea. I have better things to do than spend the entire day on the toilet.I'll stick to coffee thanks.
>>21093381Theanine is great but you're allowed to drink both.
>>21093381Why forgo the fact that coffee is highly addicting?>Be coffee slurping normie>Have to reach out for it every morning when you wake up>If you don't take your dose in a timely manner you WILL suffer the consequences ie. brain fog, headaches, irritability>The dopamine that releases every time you get your dose makes you erroneously believe that this bitter bean juice is somehow tasty and it must be an acquired taste>"But anon, i actually do prefer my coffee black" isn't a thing to take pride in and only goes to show the level of your addictionTea and botanicals may as well be water sloppas, but at least they're fragrant and tasty unlike coffee
>>21094300>water sloppasPlease take a break from the internet man. Not /ck/, not 4chan, the internet as a whole. "Rain is reddit weather" tier
>>21093381>sansis that an undertale reference?! holy freaking poggers!
>>21093381>Better Than CoffeeCongratulations. In your jittery haste to play beverage politics, you've failed to properly label your own party.Try switching to decaf, it might help with your lack of focus.
>>21093786You don't know how stomachs work.
>sans sugar
>>21093381I know a bitch dehydrated herself to death drinking tea don't bullshit me