Burrito actually means "little donkey" in Spanish. It was invented to give riders an easy way to transport and eat food while riding their donkey.
Tater tots are made from french fry waste. 'Tater tot' is also a TM: as Kleenex::facial tissue, Tater tot::Potato puff.
>>21093939Isn't that why most places call them "tots" now?Also, if you're caramelizing onions, try adding a bit of baking soda to them. It will significantly cut down the time to caramelize and won't affect the flavor.
>>21093917That's not true. It's just one of those fact internet facts, like the one about how we eat eight spiders a year in our sleep (it's actually way more, and not just spiders.)
>>21093917Pico de Gallo actually means "beak of the rooster". This is because Mexicans are stupid and bad at naming things.
>>21093949ga ga goo goo gee gee (based basement sleeping fact checker)
>>21094019you're no funherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6dFEtb06nw
>>21093943>Also, if you're caramelizing onions, try adding a bit of baking soda to them. It will significantly cut down the time to caramelize and won't affect the flavor.False. This will ruin the flavor. Being lazy has a price.
Fact: Burrito is just a shittier Yufka Döner
>>21094032you seriously need help if you like this shit
>>21093917burrito picante = spicy little donkey.but burrito just really means small burro and a burro is a burrito with a 12 inch tortilla.
>>21093949One time, okay, see, one time, I had a dream that I was eating a big marshmallow and it was really good and when I, when I woke up, my pillow was gone because I ate it. Okay, bye.
>>21094067Brown hands typed this
>>21094084it's called Family Guy
>>21094180t. brown Mexican
>>21093917Quesadilla actually means "little cheese girl" in Spanish. It was invented to give riders an easy way to transport and eat food while fucking their yeasty girls.
Posole used to be made with human meat. When the conquistadors came, they made them switch to pork. It was said that the taste of the posole did not change.That's a real one.
cheeseburgers are just hamburgers with cheese
>>21094539we have to go DEEPER
>>21093943Yeah, but a tiny tiny fucking bit, or they go to mush. >>21093939Also "dumpster"
>>21093939Growing up, we called them potato poopies because my dad convinced us that's where they came from. Spent my childhood thinking potatoes can poop, and that their poop was delicious. My dad is based.
>>21094055I actually add a bit of sugar, it's good
tortillas are actually omelettes with potatoes
>>21094589Omelettes with potatoes are frittatas.
>>21094589Other way around, anon. The thin Mexican flatbread was called a tortilla centuries before the Spanish potato omelet came to be known by that name.
>>21094589Actually, they're pancakes
>>21094067>Yufka DönerI live in a civilized country and what is this?
>>21096256döner but wrapped in thin unleavened dough
>>21094002Beack of the cock, guey
Italians prefer green olives whereas greeks prefer blackExpresso is a kind of itailan coffee, brewed extra strong. To make cappuchino, put whipped cream on it!
>>21093917Most cultures have some form of meatballs.
>>21094188>it's called Family Guy
coq au vin is a French culinary term that translates to "cock on wine", which refers to the limp dick you get from drinking too much.
>>21096896In Britain, they are called Faggots
>>21094545Hamburgers are just burgers with ham.
"Golabki" (go-wump-key) means "little pigeon" in Polish and were invented for hussars to have a tasty meal after riding down and killing infidel Turks.
Chihuahuas and Mexican Hairless dogs are descended from dogs that the Aztecs raised for meat.
>>21093917The Chinese "poo poo platter" was originally a plate of human feces. But later, this was banned by Buddhist dietary laws, so chefs invented vegan substitutes to exactly replicate the taste of human feces.
>>21093917>tfw no donkey to ride
Pasties were created to give miners an easy way to transport and eat food while they dug holes in the ground.They are not called "little hole in the ground".
>>21100073>Chihuahuas are descended from dogs that the Aztecs raised for meat.that explains a lot about their demeanor.
>>21093917Hamburger means "from hamburg" in some gay ass european language. it was invented to give americans an easy way to inhale more grease, fat, and sodium while riding around on their mobility scooters
>>21100378
"Ramen" is a mispronunciation of the Chinese "Lamian." It used to be called something like "Chinese soba."
>>21093943>Also, if you're caramelizing onions, try adding a bit of baking soda to them. It will significantly cut down the time to caramelize and won't affect the flavor.
Fanta was invented in nazi Germany because they stopped receiving supplies of coca-cola
>>21102617yet they never made a waldmeister Fanta
>>21093943is that basically the same idea as pretzel lye?
>>21094525there is a reason human meat is called long pig on the black market
>>21102805the reason is because i personally cum inside every piece of human meat after fucking it mercilessly. I call my penis my "long pig". I gain satisfaction from revealing this after somebody has already eaten meat tainted by my long pig.
>>21102990>I call my penis my "long pig"So your penis was cut off and sold on the black market? I'm sorry that happened to you anon.
>>21094539False. Cheeseburgers were invented in the predominantly German-American city of Cheeseburg, Wisconsin.
>>21100189>>21100073They're still used for food to this day, they're just not eaten anymore. Instead, a bunch of brown, refrigerator shaped women squeeze 'wawa nips to harvest milk for cheese.
>>21103028Forgot pic
>>21094169Ronnie?
>>21103001No, that wasn't my dick you ate, it was someone else's. But, I fucked that dick well before it ever touched your lips. I stuck my cock in that cock and fucked it full of cock juice, and you ate it. You degenerate fucking faggot.
>>21103041No, but okay, but what had happened was one time, okay, one time, Ronnie went on a trip with his dad and they picked up a lady who wanted a ride home (and this was in Kansas) and she sat in the backseat and when they got to where she wanted to go, she was GONE and Ronnie's dad talked to the man who lived there and told him what the lady looked like and the man said "oh, that's my wife but she died four years ago."Spooky, huh?Okay, bye.
I gave your mom my 'little donkey', and indeed, it was an easy way to transport my cum into her bootyassbutthole.
>>21096277Burritos are better.
>>21103278hulkamania is running wild with this one brother
>>21094091I paid a 13 year old chica 10 dollars for a Spicy Little Donkey yesterday
>>21103280kekwop's mom got raped
>>21094091"Juanita and her burro Burrito with the 12-inch tortilla" is a live show not to be missed in Tijuana
>>21104783One time, Hulk Hogan woke up at night and he saw Dracula but he thought it wasn't Dracula, just some clothes hanging up, and then he turned on the light and it really was Dracula. Okay, bye.
>>21094525>he actually believe what (((historians))) have to sayembarrassing
>>21093917It's actually named after the donkey's penis.
>>21102805How would you come across such information, I wonder
>>21106597ok xocotl im sure you had the biggest pyramids back in the day but forgot to write it down.
>>21106906Why would chipotle have pyramids?
>>21106906kek
>>21106581is Hulk Hogan a vampire now?
>>21094067I live in a country that has clean running tap water and we don't eat Kebabs
>>21094589incorrect statement
>>21108124Yeah lead is really good at keeping that water clean
>>21108135Lead is good for you. It's one of the noble metals I think or sommot. innit
