Things you discovered late in life.Thing that make one say >WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL ALONG??My latest: Almdudler
>>21096054Recently, after spending most of my life hating rice, I found out I like it.Love me some egg fried rice
>>21096100How can you be such a retard?
>>21096104Please elaborate.
Cast iron pans.
>>21096106Did you trip and fell into a pile of cooked rice? Why didn't you try it all along those years?
Dropped them after this garbage. Rivella is better anyway.
>>21096357Nobody cares about your secret fetishes faggot
>>21096357picked
>>21096293I tried it when I was pretty young and hated it. Didn't try it again until this year, on a whim at an Asian buffet. I assume my taste buds have changed or something. Or maybe I was eating shitty instant rice back then or something.
>>21096546Nice blogpost
>>21096054>>21096357Stop drinking.
>>21096104Different anon. I spent my childhood eating a mix of rice and barley (dunno if they sell the stuff mixed together elsewhere), because my mom always used it ("it's healthier"). And whatever slop they served at school was rarely good. So the vast majority of food with rice I ate was disgusting, and I drew the conclusion that I don't like rice until I moved out and started cooking for myself.
>>21097826>animetp;dr
>>21097826>rice and barleyI think that's ehat they ate on Imperial Japanese Navy ships in WW2 to prevent scurvy
eggnog. sounded gross. tastes like Christmas.
>>21096100what a retard>>21097826ain't reading all that, holy shit
You can replace oven mitts with insulated gloves from a hardware store. Nobody asks what you're buying them for at the checkout, just act cool.
>>21098502One time I bought a hacksaw for the purpose of breaking down a body. I still felt nervous as Hell buying it even though it's not like the employees had Mind Powers.
>>21098502>>21098641It's about food you dimb cunts baboon nigger lips idiots
>>21098645I did eat what I processed so that is food.
>>21098650No, you eat shit pal
>>21098663
>>21097766It's an answer to a question I was asked, directly related to the subject of the thread, and three sentences. Based on this post I have determined that you are balding and hunchbacked.
>>21096357it pleases me that being the way that you are denies you pleasure. enjoy being a bilious miserable angry shit until you die.
>>21098502Wouldn’t regular leather gloves not be rated for the heat? Is the intention just to have something with separate fingers?
>>21099550I'm gay and I hate this corporate shilling bullshit I don't want to eat the gay whopper or tattoo a pride flag on my forehead. Every gay guy but me is completely retarded no wonder I'm only into straight guys
>>21099802>ratedDo you think there is a committee researches what temperatures an oven mitt is supposed to withstand and for how long, and allows it for consumer use based on that?It's just cotton with some insulation under it, and a cursory search tells me leather has a higher burning point that cotton. There are also welder's gloves if you're worried.
>>21099813>I'm gayBy choice.>I'm only into straight guysOf course, because the essence of your chosen perverted fetish is trying to corrupt goodness. You're not better than any of your fellow deviants.
>>21100225>Str8toids>GoodnessLMAO yeah sure all the swingers, Rapers domestic violence, divorce and abuse rates in str8 relationships are "goodness", retard
>>21098502Years of SS13 will not let me scroll past a picture of yellow insulated gloves without getting irrationally mad for a second
>>21100258how do u feel about clowns
>>21098682Stupid cunt never @ me again son
>>21098641Proof? Also, a human body or an animal?
>>21096054Based Almdudler enjoyer. I used to down 2L per day while playing rpgs when i was 12. Good times.
>>21098502I remember going to the store, it was during the coof which meant basic shit was impossible to find because of retards hoarding. Anyways I tried to find some single use gloves for cleaning and carving up meat, they didn't have any so I had to buy condoms to put on my fingers and felt very nervous when the cashier saw I had multiple boxes of them. Believe me that sucked.
>>21096054Drank it once when I was 12, tasted literally like sweet hay.Never againFor me it was döner, hadnt had one until I was like 8 or 9
>>21100601Based
>>21100675Probably told a few friends about the freak that bought 8 boxes of rubbers.
>>21096114>Cast iron pans.stainless steel pans for mecast iron and carbon steel I used since I was a kid, they're still "ole reliable" for me, but I never liked how they need maintenance. not that the maintenance is a pain, but that it exists
>>21096054Actual burner for stir fry. The "wok hei" or whatever buzzword umami shit youtubers shill is actually real, but you need a jet burner to get it. I've read the books and done all the "tricks" to imitate it, none of them come close it's a load of cope. Even if you're in an apartment just get one of these and carry it outside or use on your deck, you won't regret it.
>>21096054What is the flavor? It tastes very unique and i can't tell.
>>21100234>divorce and abuse rates in str8 relationshipsNobody tell this guy about lesbians.
Why is there somebody being such an angry double nigger itt? Seek help.
>>21101686Also useful for crawfish boils and brewing beer
>>21097773you can't just stop drinking anon, you will die very quickly
>>21096100you telling me an egg fried that rice
>>21096054SPAM. wouldn't eat it as a kid, smell terrible.still smells bad, but taste fucking amazing.
>>21096293retard, many times people try something when they are young and either whoever made it, made it like shit, or they had over developed sense of taste or smell. you as a non taster probably didn't have this problem. which sucks for you because you probably only taste half of the things you eat.
>>21096054heh
>>21105277You sure tasted my butthole last night buddy
>>21103329>but what about [Other Thing]?? [Other Thing] invalidates [Thing]!!
>>21098502I bought a saw for chopping up bones in the back yard to make soup because my soup pot was too smallI presumably ingested some heavy metals but I didn't notice
