What food makes you react like this?
for me it's gotta be piccata. I don't know why, it just is.
Oxtail stew. Goddamn I miss when it was an offal cut, costs more than steak now.
Chicken tenders. idk I'd I lost the autism lottery but they never get old. I'm always excited to eat them and never disappointed.Honorable mention: gumbo
>>21097221Crab dip pretzels. I literally can't think of something I would rather eat.
for me it’s the Tour of Italy
>>21097221Xanax and light beer.
>>21097221Honestly? Some greasy wings with sauce when they are fried just right and they are super crispy I like fancy food too, I could talk about chocolate decadence made with high cacao chocolate with either a berry or a citric syrup and a cup of espresso or some seafood paella made with expensive saffron, when it's like 60% seafood and 40% rice but sometimes I just want some greasy wings
>>21097249what's your preferred tendie dip?
>>21097263Goddamn you sound insufferable to hold a conversation with.
>>21097267Marlboro Man, I got it from some website years ago. You basically just fry chili flakes in olive oil and then stir the oil into some mayonnaise. I also add a little paprika to the oil while it fries. Then black pepper and lemon juice to taste. The slightly burnt paprika really just adds incredible depth to a sauce if you like mild bitter notes.I also eat some raw onion or jalapeño on the side as a palate cleanser between bites. Exquisite.
>>21097270>>21097270I actually enjoy that
>>21097221Chicken. No I'm not black chicken is just perfect.
>>21097221Poutine
A full slab of ribs
>>21097297Ribs are like sex. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's messy and disappointing, with a shameful bathroom cleanup and quick exit
>>21097221Cheesesteak or fresh pastries.
Pork, cabbage and potatoes.
>>21097365how do you prepare the pock? roast? smoked? slow cooker'd?
>>21097365KURWA
>>21097221Jersey mikes club supreme mikes way on rosemary parm bread cherry pepper relish mayo extra onions pickles banana peppers jalapeños and a side of chipotle mayo and Buffalo sauce
>>21097221Freshly made hummus with still warm from the oven pita and a drizzle of high quality EVOO.
>>21097221Pork bits in mushroom sauce. I don't know what it is but the flavour and texture are just so perfect to my preferences. It's not even a childhood dish, I started cooking this a few years ago.
>>21097424their bacon is so good for a fast food place
>>21097424>have to say mikes way, but with no oregano so they don’t fucking coat the thing in literal heaping piles every time and completely zap every other flavor into oblivionIs it like this everywhere or is it just that the teenagers and directionless manchildren at my local Jersey Mikes are legitimately mentally retarded or something
>>21097374>Pork. Shoulder Chop. Baked. Delicious >Cabbage.Sliced. Butter. Microwave. Tender. Moist. Succulent >Potatoes. Brushed. Chopped. Boiled. Drained. Buttered. Stirred. Tender. Moist. Rustic.
>>21097582my local jm is fantastic but it also just opened last year and is in a town of 1000 white people
>>21097424Screencapped so I can try thatI usually do a chipotle cheese steak, add jalapeno, Mike's way, add cherry pepper relish and pickle. I've done it with chicken before tooYou'd be shocked at how good the hot subs are with Mike's way added, don't know why they don't advertise that or ask if you want it that way
>>21097275You clearly don’t know what a palate cleanser is, dipshit.
>>21097605if ginger is a palate cleanser then onion is also a palate cleanser
>>21097610You’re a retard.
>>21097613I accept your concession
>>21097221Rye bread with butter. The first sip of a cool (not cold) Yuengling Traditional Lager. Or more recently, we started buying higher quality steaks, and I was like "wtf have I been wasting my life on cheap meat".
>>21097221Double cheeseburger from Mcdonalds. I'm an alcoholic and when I wake up after drinking I'll have a lot of anxiety, but that all gets wiped away after the first bite. I swear they put some kind of sedative in the meat because it actually feels like somebody wrapping my brain in a warm blanket.
>>21097221i used to eat this every weekend for a year straight and it always felt like the first timehonorable mention: andy capp's hot fries
>>21097275>Marlboro Manhow did you know I smoke 'boro's
Lakupïppu
>>21097221McDonald’s double chili cheese. So damn good.
>>21097704The same way I know you smoke cock
>>21097221A fucking Mcrib..really fuck this piece of shit and nobody nuts over food. If you like it good but don't start moaning and lifting your head up like this sack of shit to get attention.
>>21097724
>>21097623>anon still doesn’t know what “concession” meansSounds about right
>>21097221chicken and cheese!
>>21097722This is surprisingly satisfactory - for McDonald's. It wouldn't give me 'the face' though. You must be some sort of penis-faced penis.
>>21097221Good wings and cheap beerGood steakVietnamese food
>>21097813>Vietnamese foodI also would have accepted "Viet-noms"
>>21097221No food makes me react like that
>>21097819You've just not had the right food yet my friend.
>>21097831Always found lamb breast to be tough, I wouldn't think smoking would break it down enough. How was it? Bet it was tasty either way
black pudding with applesaucefucking love it
>>21097242it's the lemon and capers
>>21097857What about the garlic?
oil packed sundried tomatoes straight from the jar
>>21097861it tastes good but doesn't make your jaw twinge with that first hit of the sauce
>>21097860Sounds good to me. Lamb is the best meat, I reckon
>>21097857I think it all comes down to the butta †bh. But yes lemon and capers are a match made in heaven, so I guess it's the whole package.The chicken isn't always even necessary although if you brine and pound chicken breast (and manage to not overcook it), it can be the star of the show
>>21097221Perfectly braised meat.
>>21097887People say it has a strong flavour, especially the grass fed stuff which I'm used to. Some can't get used to it. But yeah it's a close one when running against beef
>>21097221I got this local place does homemade frozen dinner meals, and goddamn, their turkey din din is so good. It takes about 2 hours from frozen in the oven, but it is legit AF.https://www.foodforthoughtcatering.ca/
>>21097926Ha, yeah overkill really fucks up an ingredient. Mine was goat products, especially cheese. My parents knew a goat farmer and we'd always get the surplus. Can't go near it now.
>>21097938Growing up all of my neighbors were farmers of one kind or another. The only ones we actually trusted were the people across the street who had about 20 acres, so a modest farm, of various fowl, goats, pigs, and many bee hives.My dad would insist on buying all our pork products from them; pork roast, ham, and bacon which they would make entirely on their property. I never liked it. It always smelled like the farm or maybe it was slightly rotting, and the bacon was cured but not smoked and it stunk like fæces.Also their chicken and duck eggs were unpredictable; about 20% of them were fertilized and had bird fetuses or embryos in them and it was a horror trying to make french toast when you always had to scoop out this bloody blue-eyed bird every time.0/10 all of it
>>21097956Oh shit, I don't have any horror stories like that. Sounds fucking awful
>>21097972Idunno anon, I always thought I was just a fuss-budget and these people are legit the best and most legit farmers in the neighborhood so we always have and still do trust them. Compared to the other neighbors who were basically running horror shows of animal cruelty and health department violations we always chose the good neighbors. But, I could never enjoy their meat and eggs. In saying that, their honey is literally the lord's honey and the best I've ever had. One year for my birthday they gave me a chunk of honeycomb that was still warm from the hive and that is the benchmark from which I will compare all honey for the rest of my life.
>>21097978>One year for my birthday they gave me a chunk of honeycomb that was still warm from the hive and that is the benchmark from which I will compare all honey for the rest of my life.I want to try that shit. Willing to get stung.
A good, rich, spicy tonkatsu ramen.
>>21098025It's worth getting stung for I reckon. Funny story but when they were first establishing their farm and my parents were becoming friends with them I was maybe 4 or 5 years old. and I spent a lot of time on their property while they were building and clearing land, and got stung by so many goddamn bees, and a bee sting always traumatized me, but these people would just laugh it off and slap some cold mud on my bee stings and it was fine. And I wouldn't cry, and I would stay all day and even get stung by more bees and they would slap some mud on it. My parents never had those simple skills †bh.>>21098032Yep I know what you meant. The meat was easy because I just stopped trying to enjoy the ham and bacon, but the fucking eggs man. I feel like performed a hundred chicken abortions between the age of 11 and 17 because I would find these poor feti in the eggs and just strain them out with a fork and flick them into the trash
>>21097221>Saucy, sloppy asf homemade enchiladas with a bunch of spicy rice and sour cream>Those racks of ribs from the restaurant where the bone slides out with zero resistance, with crunchy ass coleslaw>Those deep pan pizzas, usually from the supermarket pizza counter, that has that almost focaccia-like bread to it, with toppings that taste fresh, not sat in a dominos container with seasoning and msg.>Spaghetti bolognese made with those Dolmio jars>Cream crackers with butter and blue cheese crumbled on top
>>21098104Well god dammit anon I would buy your bacon, that looks great
>>21098115Invite me over over, I can be drunk Uncle
>>21097331tits or gtfo.
>>21097221food doesn't do that to me.
Marzipan. Chocolate with marzipan filling.
This from the freezer.
>>21097798You have a fucked palate, soy boy.
>>21097221Rough and vigorous handjobs. Only fat guys cum from burgers.
>>21097258It’s been awhile since I’ve taken the tour but I need to do so soon
>>21097221>What food makes you react like this?Canned chili with beans, when it's coming out the other end.
This green curry with cashews they made at a Vietnamese place in Pennsylvania whose name I can't remember.
sometimes in the winter I'll walk miles in the chicago cold just for a bowl of this
>>21097221A Banquet Burger and a Deluxe Poutine (the kind topped with pulled pork or chili)
>>21097631for me it's the double quarter pounder without onions and pickles. regular double cheese is good too. I've had many burgers but god damnit mcdonalds just does it so god damn rightit's never the best burger but if I had to choose one to eat for the rest of my life then...
Frozen salted watermelon.
>>21097221a good fermented dill pickle.
>>21097221burger bombs. it started off as a joke. me, my gf and a friend went for a 3 day backpacking trip where we slept in hammocks on a mountain. i thought it'd be funny to empty my whole backpack and fill it with 3 types of burger bombs. turkey, beef and chicken. also brought along some shrooms, weed and headache pills. best weekend ever but i'm never climbing shit without water again
>>21097221Salty coins and milk.
>>21097853it's the equivalent to the brisket and short ribs on a beef, just on a smaller animal, if you cook it gently for a long enough time it will be nicely tendernot as much meat as beef obv, but the juice can still be worth the squeeze if it's a large enough lambwatch out for all the little cartilage'y feather "bones" that are opposite edge of the side where you can see the cut ends of the ribsit will typically be boned (lazily) and ground so if you want it you might need to look around a bit
>>21098788You're a fucking fat idiot
>>21100061yup, I'm about 300lbs and I've got type 2 diabetes
>>21097221I only do this if I haven't eaten something before and like it, or I haven't eaten a dish I really liked in a long time. Maybe ice-cream with pie or something tho.
>>21100092That doesn't mean you have to be an idiot
>>21100097I've been coming to 4chan since 2007, mainly /o/, to aggrevate people so this is my grind and I'm very good at it
>>21097221Pussy.
>>21100152holy beta
>>21098115when I grow up I want to be like you anon, unfortunately Im in my mid-30s
>>21098250
>>21097221one time I was really exhausted and hungry, I had been working in the heat of the sun doing residential construction for months. I went to Olive Garden and had what was one of the best meals of my life. I've been back since and reordered the same thing but it was never as good. Being exhausted and starving makes food taste so much better.
>>21098653I read banquet beer, but it was burger. Gay post
>>21097221The shawarma I made last week, cinnamon rolls the way my brother makes them and my moms savoy cabbage stew
>>21097221there's a few that immediately come to mind, but beef kroketten are at the top
>>21100110wow youve been on this website since 2007!? you are literally soooo cool im not joking i really do look up to you. youre my hero! ill give you a reddit platinum as soon as i get my wifes permission to use the credit card! an ive been a good boy lately so i think she will allow it!
>>21097731
>>21097221After an alcohol binge I went to mcdonalds and ordered a large fry and a mcchicken. Each bite was delicious and I probably made that face. It was like going from one 'drug' to another. Or maybe I was just deficient in sodium and minerals and it excited my body.
>>21097221I don't know what it's called outside of Japan, but the red pepper Shaka Chicken, between a double cheeseburger. Sometimes I might get a double patty double cheese burger, and get two chickens to fit in between.Wolfing that down at 1am on a cold night is just superb.
>>21097221
>>21097221Ensure, Vanilla flavour
>>21097221the humble McRib.
>>21103201thanks, buddy
>>21097221xiao long bao
>>21097221Caramelized pork belly or slow roasted pork shank.
>>21097221Alfredo hamburger helper with a chopped habanero in it. Obviously you need to like spice to enjoy it but it's so addicting once I start digging in. Yeah I could try to make it from scratch and it may be slightly better but so far I enjoy the Helper version of it, plus it's faster.
>>21097424based club supreme with chipotle mayo and buffalo sauce on the side poster
>>21097424I saw your post in the other thread and I thought I'd give it a shot. 10/10 would recommend to a colleague or friend
>>21097956It's possible your family was poor enough to get discount stuff even direct from farm discount stuff it mehWhat your description of pork is is called boar taint. You were likely eating old breeding boars. Farmers candle their eggs, if you were getting red ring eggs instead of them being trashed it is likely they were free.Was there indicators of destitution in your family growing up? Was a family member a drunk or high all the time eating up the family resources?
>>21097221My own cooking. I love making the greasiest most unhealthy food you could eat, it's the best. Bbq Chicken wings and chopped cheese, Porkchop sandwiches.
>>21097221At least you didn't post the dumb whore excited about her waffles or whatever
Any good curry dish makes me do the face. I'm a fucking whore for curry.
>>21102822Looks good
>>21097221Is he pooping? Because he looks like itProbably any wafflesouse food
Veal parm on the bone, red wine to wash it down
>medium rare prime rib>horseradish>mashed potatoes >gravy/jus>roasted broccoli
>>21104453>medium rare prime rib>horseradishSounds good. I like horseradish too but often I can just find a place that does horseradish sauce
>>21097221I only do that with my own food, especially if it's something rich with a delicate sauce I spent a lot of time working on (I am obsessed with making pan sauces and stuff like that).
>>21103221
thai foodpad kee mao/pad see ew/yellow curry/pad thaigive it all to me
>>21097221steak au poivre, mapo tofu, or a simple veggie stirfry when I get the seasoning and cooking not good but borderline perfect which is like 1/30 chance for mealso just burgers in general to be honest, though I'm more reserved about it because some of my friends are european and they don't understand
>>21104618jacob fucking jones
>>21105057Easy with the fat Gina
>>21105057>some of my friends are europeanyou have a funny way of treating your friends, gina. all you do is post pics, antagonize us and never respond. i honestly think you need to re-evaluate your relationship with us and maybe take a break.
>>21105057GINA MA REINE
I like women who know how to appreciate a good food like steak au poivre or burgar
>>21105111What about other types of fast food?
>>21105111She is already in couple with a horse tail chad.
>>21105122The american girl looks like THIS?!
>>21105135Enough with that, post FOOD
>>21105122I've bought some Monin syrups thinking they'd be better than the others on account of the price and fancy packaging. Pure scam, they had next to no taste. I had better luck with supermarket branded "organic" mint syrups.
>>21097221meth and dick
>>21105148I've had pretty good experiences with their syrups. Which flavor did you try?
>>21105152I tried the lavender, the violet, and the mint. The violet in particular had zero smell and taste, just pure sugar.
>>21105155Violet flavor is supposed to be subtle tbqh, maybe lavender too but I'm not sure. I'm more surprised about mint. It could also be that you're used to bold tastes, or the syrup/water ratio. I don't drink Monin or "good" brands quite often, but I tend to taste a significant difference compared to supermarket brands
>>21099654>american packs burgers for a hike instead of waterlike pottery
>>21102822Lekker misteriegebakkenpoep
>>21097221Spaghetti, olive oil, and cheese
Fettuccine Alfredo chicken
For me its artichoke dip with toasted bread
>>21097221Smoked salmon. Food of the fucking gods
>>21105515smoked salmon is so fucking good and I don't feel bad eating it either because salmon is supposedly good for you.
>>21097221Umeboshi
>>21105515Even regular salmon has me like this. Man
for me it is eierbal the best dutch snack
>>21105515I'll Jew you one furtherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h7hIvXv-cM
>>21104453>>21104464disgustingRibeye steak over prime rib every time
>>21105867>GroningenBless
>>21098115>>21098241>>21098245>>21098250That looks excellent. Where are you getting the meat? A butcher?
>>21097221Thai basil fried rice
>>21105849umami
>>21105883replace cucumber with paper thin slice lemon and this shit is amazing
>>21097221Halibut fried in mayonnaise and Panko and a dash of Sriracha, rice, and a bit of green veg
>>21105515yep smoked salmon hits the spotmakes MSG ramen look bland
>>21097221thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimG-DsbIEQ
>>21105059yes sir yes sir y'know what im saying y'know what im saying
