Why is cake so coveted? It's basically just soft sweet bread but it seems universally loved, I would rather have just about any other dessert
>>21101928why so delicious
>>21101928ur gay or want to be a woman which is gross
>>21101928It's not just a "sweet bread". It's sweet bread WITH icing - usually buttercream, and it's often flavored with chocolate or vanilla (an expensive spice - but the artificial version is cheap).And that's just the plain as shit ones, cake gets REAL fancy on the higher ends.
>>21101950I don't get why icing is coveted either, chocolate is okay I guess, but I'd rather have it on a nice fried yeasty donut than a cake
>>21101928cause when she do got dat cake it be like->GYATT>>21101955retard. who even cares? your thread is shit
>>21101928>it seems universally lovedi don't like cake.dig ice cream though.
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>>21101928>Why is cake so coveted? It's basically just soft sweet breadThat's the American take on it.To the rest of the world, we have bread and cake but American bread is so sweet it tastes like cake anyway.
>>21105120This is American food, none of it is cake
>>21105124>posting a collage of stock images to help with the seethe.I've been to the USA on many occasions (not just a Holiday in Florida)Your bread is pants and is way too sweet to be called real bread. Cope as much as you like but it's true.
>>21105109>OP is a fag who doesn't like cake, we all know he's just gay and fake!
>>21105129Who cares about bread lolDo you? Are you poor?
>>21105129>Your bread is pantsI think that's about all the foreigner I can handle for one day.
90% of cake is trash. no better than a hostess cupcake.
>>21101928There’s good cake and bad cake. Carrot cake, red velvet, etc. are delicious >>21101955Most people use way too much sugar in their icing. I like homemade cream cheese icing with just a hint of sweetness
>>21105120>thirdie/Yuropoor seethes at Americans in unrelated thread
>>21105225Newsflash:Nobody seethes.The rest of the world pities you.Travel outside of your bubble and you will realise that not everything tastes of vomit and corn syrup.
>>21105230seethe is just a cheat code to get more thread engagement
>>21105231>seethe is just a cheat code to get more thread engagementNoted anon.
Will someone please explain the pants comment? My brain must be too smooth to get it.
>>21105238>Will someone please explain the pants comment?I think it's a BritBong term meaning something is garbage.
>>21101928That's not what every cake is likeI like cake that's mostly filling like cheesecake or those chocolate cakes that are only 20% cake, I also like very moist cake filled with dry fruits and nuts like carrot cake I have eaten good sponge cake but very rarely, generally if I'm offered sponge cake I decline
Bakery cake is shit, unless they use good ingredients (but they probably don't). However, a made from scratch cake with scratch icing is fucking based and if you don't want any OP I'll take your piece for myself.
>>21101928I wouldn't say cake is coveted. You can get a piece of cake at most bakeries or groceries for a cheaper price than essential staples.
>>21101928>Why is cake so coveted?is it though?I to would prefer anything else.
>>21105230>the rest of the world pities you!Why, because we have more than one kind of food in our country unlike them? If you don't have a good taco joint, a bbq joint, a sub joint, a burger joint, etc all right around the corner in your city, I don't wanna live there
>>21105120So what does a walmart sheet cake taste like to your virgin buds? Im replying to a string of cody
the best "birthday cake" i ever had was my 10th, mom got me a chocolate chip cookie "cake" from the cookie place at the mallit was just a giant chocolate chip cookie
>>21101928Ayyyye ya fuggin get off the jobsite with your container of coffee ya pic up a Carvel for the kiddos, what the hell do I know
>>21101928>Why is cake so coveted? It's basically just soft sweet bread but it seems universally loved, I would rather have just about any other dessertI love my carbs and sweet buttercream frosting. Buttercream frosting literally transforms a cake to a 10/10 dessert
>>21101928dont you have Half Life 3 to release?
>>21101928Starch makes some people have blood sugar spikes even more than sugar itself for whatever reason. And those blood sugar spikes lead to craving fat and sugar.
>>21101928Why is steak so coveted?Both cake and steak were things that poor people didn't have access to at some point.Cake was limited because of sugar being a very luxury itemSame with steak, it's a luxury for most.Going to a restaurant and ordering steak is a landmark event for alot of people, they don't have the knowhow to cook a proper good steak, so they pay the premium and get someone else to do it.With cake it's the same thing, everyone has sugar now but baking a cake is still an involved process, decorating moreso.
>>21106247How fat are you?
>>21101928it comes in many varieties but even talking just basic birthday/wedding style cakes it's really delicious. about as dense a concoction of sugar/egg/flour/cream/chocolate/etc you can get in a dessert with a light and fluffy texture. There may be a psychological association with celebrations as well as the colors/art/decoration that come along with cake
>>21107175>Going to a restaurant and ordering steak is a landmark event for alot of peopleas someone who grew up hunting and grilling fresh steak out in the bush this always seemed so silly and strange to me. some mid week-old beef raised on hormones and trash feed overcooked by an illegal Mexican with unwashed hands for $60. Wow!
>>21107175>Same with steak, it's a luxury for most.I don't think so....I grew up in a pretty lower middle class area and "steak with potatoes" is like the default white family meal>don't have the knowhow to cook a proper good steakIt's the easiest thing to cook though, takes minimal prep/seasoning and is done in minutes. All you need to know is time/controlling heat....doesn't everyone learn to cook with eggs, burgers, and steaks?
>>21107176I ate three bowls of Reeses Puffs for breakfast today even though I stopped enjoying it after I was half-finished with the second.
>>21107194I guess it is sweet but idk, it's not very tart.
>>21101928>Why is cake so coveted?the jews invented cake so that they can fatten up dumb americans and make them diabetic so they can get even more money out of them by forcing them to require insulin to live
>>21101955>I'd rather have it on a nice fried yeasty donut than a cakeisn't that just bread too? isn't it all bread?
>>21108592Donuts are still somewhat toothesome and chewy, I think that's my real thing with cake...it's just kinda super soft and mushy
