>I eat pop-tarts for breakfast literally every single dayWhat kind of person do you imagine?
>>21105365Someone who desperately wants attention
extremely fit and toned body with a very large cock, a walking pussy magnet. you bring a towel everywhere you go
>>21105365fat, ugly American. Likely incel. Loves anime and 'vidya', unemployed. Lazy
>>21105365you know the dude who posts his dindin with a mason jar of milk with the caption "imagine eating this good"? that's how I imagine they would be like; skinny fat with a unkempt patchy beard, wear clothes that are 2x too big and probably has shelves filled with funko pops, plushies, tabletop RPG cards and beyblades.
either skinny as a rake or as big as a house.
>>21105365Someone who lives in Motels all across this continent.
>>21105365which one is your favorite faggot
>>21105365unironically sounds like one of those weird but trivial and harmless idiosyncrasies you'd never expect from someone who is basically Chad otherwise
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>>21105674RIP paul. pop tarts probably killed him.
>>21105365A person who eats poptarts for breakfast daily.
me when i hiked the appalachian trail for 5 months
>>21105365>What kind of person do you imagine?Autism.I don't do the same thing daily, let alone the same meal daily.
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>>21105365my dad loved the non frosted blueberry onesbut they don't make them anymore
>>21105365Girl who listens to Britney Spears and wears yoga pants all week, hot but completely insane and probably a wine drunk.That being said, I'm a coin a sewer of junk food but Pop Tarts were one I never really got, they're so dry and just taste like hard bread. Every once in a while I get nostalgic and have one but I always eat about half of one and throw the rest away. They remind me of Moon Pies, actually, like somewhere in between a cookie and a cracker, not that pleasant
>>21105365The kind of american mutt who complains about grocery proces despite paying for overpriced boxed goy syrup as if that is the only option and I say this as a retarded american myself but the kind of retarded that makes me only consume chicken breasts and strawberries because that is what I perceive as /fit/.
>>21105365I imagine you looking like whatever Bruce Vilanch looked like when he was your age.
>>21105365Either an elite athlete or a fat fuck.
>>21105365thatfact alone doesn't mean anything really. but the fact that you would post it means you're trying to pull a 'gotcha!' or something. so I assume you live a comfortable life and possibly have an attractive body. there's nothing wrong with dessert, but it's not healthy in general to eat it in excess. I for example love pizza.
>>21105365Me as a 12 year old
>>21105365obese or autistic or both
>>21107559>Every once in a while I get nostalgic and have one but I always eat about half of one and throw the rest away.same I had the chance to try one again recently and was thoroughly disappointed.
>>21106127i found them (and the non frosted strawberry ones too) at walmart. couldn’t find them at target, stater bros, ralphs and other places though. i definitely prefer the non frosted ones. toaster strudels with the icing packets are great too. i just can’t stand the pop tarts frosting.
>>21105365Grim.
