Replace the raw fish with a strip of medium rare steak, replace the rice with a piece of baked potato, serve with hot garlic butter to dip in
>>21106279keep the sushi as it is and change the chef to a hot chick with big tits and you will enjoy your meal 40000x more
>>21106279replace it all with a cup of buttered noodles
>>21106279replace raw fish with rice, replace rice with rice, serve with rice to dip in
Replace every meal with sausages and milky bars.
I know people who say>I like sushi, but only if it's cookedthen you don't like sushi
>>21106336>people only eat cooked rolls drenched in sauce and act like they like sushiMany such cases. SAD!
>>21106336or if they only eat salmon sushi. what the fuck is cooked sushi anyway?
>>21106296Based
>>21106279>medium rareuh oh pleb never had slightly seared wagyu on sushi rice
>>21106403What is the most patrician sushi choice?
>>21106533Ootoro, unagi, hotate, ikura
>>21106529>>21106699go away spammer
>>21106731>not even the same person>NOO STOP POSTING FOOD ON THE FOOD BOARDfuck off back to one of your 26 fast food slop threads, nigger.
>>21106279Beef sushi
>>21106403>what the fuck is cooked sushi anyway?Basically Korean gimbap masquarading as Japanese to get money from ignorant westerners
>>21106936I understood weabooism in the 80s-00s when anime was blowing up, martial arts mania, and the mystification of Japan through media, but since it has been thoroughly explored and everyone knows Japan has a huge hard on for the West, as well as having a huge hatboner for weeaboos and nerds/otaku, I would have figured people would have stopped being weeaboos.
>>21106966It's more that during that time period almost all the shops were opened by koreans/hmong who's attempt at making a buck has irreversibly altered customer expectations.
>>21106966Weebism hadn't even reached full steam by 2000, gramps.
>>21107680It had, that's when weebs were weebs. In the 2010s, anime is just mainstream like marvel movies and every trailer trash or ghetto dweller is running around with anime shirts but don't even know what a kunai is.
>>21106936Japanese sushi has cooked sushi, too. Like unagi sushi. The eel is cooked and sauced. The beef sushi posted above. Shrimp sushi. The various fish sushi's where the fish has been seared on top. Etc and etc.
>>21107692>don't even know what a kunai is.Bruh.
>>21107692>but don't even know what a kunai is.Everybody knows of imperata cylindrica, anon. The Swedes discovered it centuries ago.
>>21106936Gimbap rice is seasoned with salt and sesame oil, not vinegar rice you retarded weeb.
>>21107790Being willfully ignorant of the restaurant market and the fusion abominations it creates is your own choice dude but chill with the half baked assertions
no. there is nothing better than a thick slab of raw salmon
>>21107731To quote an article from 2008>>Currently, eight out of 10 sushi restaurants are run by Koreans in the States."
Put wheels on my grandmother. She's a bicycle.
>>21107991Well, yeah. That's why I specified "Japanese sushi" and not "Koreans larping as Japanese sushi".The point is just that cooked sushi is not a gook thing. The nips also do it, too.
>>21106403>or if they only eat salmon sushiThere is some truth to this. My dad raves about how much he loves sushi but whenever we go out he only ever gets salmon sashimi. At home he always has a few packs of smoked salmon ready to go. At sushi restaurants I order stuff like uni and quail egg and he won't eat it. He won't eat any steak unless it's medium-well. Boomers
>>21107983Gimbap isn’t branded as sushi because the rice tastes completely different you fucking mong. You have no clue what you’re talking about.
>>21108188You're too retarded to understand what fusion cuisine is apparently, my condolences
>>21106916We have a skirt steak roll topped with sweet plantains (maduros)
>>21108154that's too bad. personally i think smoked salmon is great but salmon sushi is kind of gross and i feel like asking for a substitution at a restaurant would be a chode move. is he not even willing to try tuna or yellowtail?
>>21106279Nicey niice
>>21106916I prefer it medium rare.
>>21108220That looks and sounds absolute disgusting
>>21110870>tasteletAs expected from this board
>>21106279Replace the Sushi Bar with a Blowjob bar and the Nation of Japan with Nigeria
>>21106533tuna belly and unagit. self-aware salmonfag
for me, it's Hama Sushi
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>>21112689That's like 12 cents wowweee
>>21112698yup, good shit
>>21112689>人数:1You eat too much.
>>21112709ya yesterday was a party, so fun to just stuff myself after 16 hoursI did not see the desserts you're posting during my visir. wtf
>>21112714Japanese chain restaurants always offer a limited menu ...That's their ploy!If you want to eat there, you have to go there all the time.
