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>he eats oatmeme
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And she does too.
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>>21106290
I grew up thinking that cold cereal was for poor people. Families with money make pancakes or waffles for breakfast.
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>>21106290
Isn't this what they used to call "gruel" in medeival times
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>>21106290
>oatmeal
Why, does it make mustard gas?
Faggot.
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>>21106302
No, that's not what gruel is and oatmeal is still called by its old name in Britainistan and throughout the Commonwealth: porridge.
Gruel is made from flours or grits. Yes, polenta, American grits, farina/cream of wheatâ„¢ and certain forms of congee are all gruels but oatmeal and other forms of congee are not.
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>>21106311
why did you trade mark wheat?
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>>21106290
this is not healthy
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I actually prefer the fancy cereals.
I like to mix up some shredded wheat, cheerios, rice crispies, and some corn flakes topped off with an assload of Splenda in a big ass bowl.
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>>21106340
>fancy cereals

I'm more of a cream of wheat guy myself, put some tiny fruits (round) and a dash of cinnamon.
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oats are a lot like rice. it's a bland grain that's only as good as the seasonings you add to it.
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>>21106301
>Families with money make pancakes
homeless people would like to have a word with you
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>>21106332
See >>21106353
Cream of Wheat is a brand name. I should capitalised it to make that clearer
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i eat instant sugarmeal with oats sprinkled in.
Here's something funny, I got a 10-pack box of the stuff for free this morning without stealing it. Here's how that went down:
>see a box of oatmeal in the markdown section at grocery
>box is crushed but I bet it's fine inside
>50% off
>go to the gay self checkout to pay for it
>scan the 50% label
>"scan your coupons at the end," the computer tells me
>ok? i scan the regular barcode and set it aside
>scan the rest of my items and finally the 50% label again
>"help is on the way"
>mexican woman clerk shuffles over
>does some administrative thing with the machine and I see the discount appear on the screen
>also a bunch of other stuff is ringing up higher priced than on the shelf
>so I tell her to remove it and put it back
>pay and leave
>on the way out I look closer at the receipt
>see I was charged $6.46 for the oatmeal instead of $3.23
>breakdown: 2 discounted oatmeal @$3.23
>she must have scanned my oatmeal again when she was doing that stuff and I got double charged
>march back inside
>she's not there
>walk around the store until I find her
>she's putting back my other items i told her I didn't want because they lied about the price
>she's literally talking crap about me to her coworker
>about me being a cheapass
>really it's just about principle you dumb bitch, you wouldn't get it because mexicans can't grasp abstract ideas
>I sneak up behind her
>show her the receipt and demand my money back for the extra oatmeal
>she waddles back to the till and pulls out $6.46 for the oatmeal instead of $3.23
>i take it and march out feeling like a king
>and that's how I got free oatmeal
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>>21106290
i love my daily ritual of instant coffee with cocoa powder and apple cinnamon instant oatmeal with cocoa powder
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I didn't get it either. Then I got some out of curiosity.
>1 cup water
>1/2 cup oats
>1 tbsp sugar
>1 tsp cinnamon
>1 diced Fiji apple
Makes for a nice breakfast



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