>he eats oatmeme
And she does too.
>>21106290I grew up thinking that cold cereal was for poor people. Families with money make pancakes or waffles for breakfast.
>>21106290Isn't this what they used to call "gruel" in medeival times
>>21106290>oatmealWhy, does it make mustard gas?Faggot.
>>21106302No, that's not what gruel is and oatmeal is still called by its old name in Britainistan and throughout the Commonwealth: porridge.Gruel is made from flours or grits. Yes, polenta, American grits, farina/cream of wheatâ„¢ and certain forms of congee are all gruels but oatmeal and other forms of congee are not.
>>21106311why did you trade mark wheat?
>>21106290this is not healthy
I actually prefer the fancy cereals. I like to mix up some shredded wheat, cheerios, rice crispies, and some corn flakes topped off with an assload of Splenda in a big ass bowl.
>>21106340>fancy cerealsI'm more of a cream of wheat guy myself, put some tiny fruits (round) and a dash of cinnamon.
oats are a lot like rice. it's a bland grain that's only as good as the seasonings you add to it.
>>21106301>Families with money make pancakeshomeless people would like to have a word with you
>>21106332See >>21106353Cream of Wheat is a brand name. I should capitalised it to make that clearer
i eat instant sugarmeal with oats sprinkled in.Here's something funny, I got a 10-pack box of the stuff for free this morning without stealing it. Here's how that went down:>see a box of oatmeal in the markdown section at grocery>box is crushed but I bet it's fine inside>50% off>go to the gay self checkout to pay for it>scan the 50% label>"scan your coupons at the end," the computer tells me>ok? i scan the regular barcode and set it aside>scan the rest of my items and finally the 50% label again>"help is on the way">mexican woman clerk shuffles over>does some administrative thing with the machine and I see the discount appear on the screen>also a bunch of other stuff is ringing up higher priced than on the shelf>so I tell her to remove it and put it back >pay and leave>on the way out I look closer at the receipt>see I was charged $6.46 for the oatmeal instead of $3.23>breakdown: 2 discounted oatmeal @$3.23>she must have scanned my oatmeal again when she was doing that stuff and I got double charged>march back inside>she's not there>walk around the store until I find her>she's putting back my other items i told her I didn't want because they lied about the price>she's literally talking crap about me to her coworker>about me being a cheapass>really it's just about principle you dumb bitch, you wouldn't get it because mexicans can't grasp abstract ideas>I sneak up behind her>show her the receipt and demand my money back for the extra oatmeal>she waddles back to the till and pulls out $6.46 for the oatmeal instead of $3.23>i take it and march out feeling like a king>and that's how I got free oatmeal
>>21106290i love my daily ritual of instant coffee with cocoa powder and apple cinnamon instant oatmeal with cocoa powder
I didn't get it either. Then I got some out of curiosity. >1 cup water>1/2 cup oats>1 tbsp sugar >1 tsp cinnamon >1 diced Fiji appleMakes for a nice breakfast