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I don't like food anymore
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>>21106310
Hospice home opinion.
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>>21106310
How about you blow my balls?
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>>21106310
yea i wouldnt either if it looked like this
it does look everything that comes back up after i overeat tho
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>>21106310
You need some better plates dawg the food is fine
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I'm sad that i'm flying
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>>21106310
Why?
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>>21106310
me neither, i dont know what to do, do you have any solutions? i've tried to eat minimum effort food like baking potatoes for the past 4 days but I honestly havent eaten anything but water and liquid supplements since before the new year

15 days and counting so far, ribs are poking through and it's too difficult to get out of bed to take care of myself; there's nobody around who is checking on me though
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>>21106310
that looks like it could be pretty good
sometimes the best food looks ugly. all kinds of stews and curries come to mind
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>>21107056
can't you eat marijuana brownies and lucky charms instead?
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>>21107111
you're so funny. im laughing rn.

pot brownies:
>never made brownies before/not a huge fan anyways.
>don't have any cocoa or icing sugar
>certainly don't have enough weed to make cannabutter and shouldn't make it in an apartment, it's rude
>eating too many pot brownies/edibles makes you nauseous; edibles hit different
>making them takes a considerable amount of effort, time, energy, and weed. All things I don't have.

>lucky charms
I dont even fucking like this cereal just the dehydrated marshmallows and I'd order them in bulk and put them into a different cereal if I could, fuck the flavorless kibble they put into lucky charms
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>>21107117
>dehydrated marshmallows and I'd order them in bulk and put them into a different cereal if I could, fuck the flavorless kibble they put into lucky charms
based. I can see you've thought things through
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>>21107119
It's just the truth! All Lucky Charms would need to do is add some cinnamon to their cereal and I swear to fucking god the marshmallow picking issue would go away
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>>21107121
yea a dusting of honey or vanilla would do wonders
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>>21107129
(...Aren't we running out of both of those natural ingredients lately?)
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>>21107136
>running out of honey
>its literally made by bugs in trees for free
yeah we're running out of rat shit and feathers too
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>>21107141
there's millions of acres of agricultural land and niggers, there's no reason we should be running out of anything
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>>21107144
(You)

>>21107141
When's the last time you saw a bee or a ladybug?
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>>21107150
>When's the last time you saw a bee or a ladybug?
all the fucking time.
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>>21107168
Why do you have a box of bones?
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>>21107168
mushrooms?
hah your picture doesnt show any that could be any random thick liquid in a jar
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>>21107171
>>21107172
mostly-cured garlic. the soil in my yard seems to lead to small bulbs, I fucked up and picked them all forgetting I planted multiple batches so some of the ones on top were nowhere near ready. will be interesting to see how edible they are.

>that could be any random thick liquid in a jar
I bet I know the thick liquid you'd prefer
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>>21107179
oh shit I tried planting garlic and onions in my backyard but my neighbours tore everything up i havent tried again because of that specifically, heartbreaking

it doesnt look like garlic at all?

>the thick liquid you'd prefer
if you guessed; roiling hot tar force fed down my throat so I fucking die suffocating and burning in agony, then you were correct
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>>21107184
>it doesnt look like garlic at all?
yeah, here's a comparison shot with some generic garlic from the shops (left). I had a couple of varieties in, the ones I pulled too early are the ones with the obscenely thick stem compared to the bulb

>i havent tried again because of that specifically, heartbreaking
garlic and onions are pretty straightforward if you keep an eye on the pests, but I gave up on onions because they also grow small in my soil and I get annoyed dicing up 5 tiny onions instead of 2 big ones. one day I'll put in a planter with soft soil and grow huge luscious allium

>roiling hot tar force fed down my throat so I fucking die suffocating and burning in agony
patrician and trad choice
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thats not a table
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>>21107150
>When's the last time you saw a bee or a ladybug?
in my garden bout fall last year



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