>stinks>tastes like shit>sticks against your molars>gets stuck between teeth too>all combinations from salt to butter also taste like shit>did i mention the horrible smell?Why is this THE snack while watching movies again? What kind of psyop did big pop run to convince people this shit tastes amazing to the point people get robbed of 15 dollars in the cinema?
>>21108003you can get varieties of popcorn that are more tender and have thinner hulls that crumble when chewed instead of staying in larger pieces. it's a lot better but a little more expensive. otherwise it sounds like you might just be eating stale popcorn.
>>21108003Have you tried cooking it yourself?
>>21108003>stinksI think it smells really nice>tastes like shitit's bland but vaguely sweet and it's a great vessel for other flavors to be added>sticks against your molarsbrush your teeth, sounds like a skill issue>all combinations from salt to butter also taste like shithave you tried not buying microwave popcorn?>UH OH STINKYnice try
>>21108003Just wear a trench coat, cut out the pockets and smuggle stuff in. A metal flask of vodka, vacuum sealed popcorn and crisps, save yourself a bit of money if you like going to the movies.
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>>21108038Why would popcorn want to be eated? If anything OP is a popcorn in disguise
I have never once in my entire life heard a single person say that popcorn smells bad
>>21108311>Popcorn smell has an unusually attractive quality for human beings. This is largely because it contains high levels of the chemicals 6-acetyl-2,3,4,5-tetrahydropyridine and 2-acetyl-1-pyrroline, very powerful aroma compounds that are also used by food and other industries either to make products that smell like popcorn, bread, or other foods containing the compound in natureIf OP isn't eating stale popcorn then they're probably not human.
>stinksNo>tastes like shitNo>sticks against your molars?Maybe you've got some problems with your teeth? This doesn't happen to me>gets stuck between teeth tooYeah the kernel shrapnel is a downside. >did i mention the horrible smell?It has none, though. wtf are you popping?All this said, popcorn is my absolute favourite salty snack and when j make popcorn treats (like rice krispie treats... except popcorn), it's a good sweet snack, too
>>21108003>did i mention the horrible smell?>op's popcorn:
>>21108332lmao probably
>>21108003Filtered by popcorn. Must be a hard life for you, anon
