Spuds MacKenzie A real party animal
oh hell yeah
>>21108257I bet he doesn't drink gay light anymore
It's weird how it's heavily implied in the ads that human women want to fuck him
>>21108472Spuds was a female dog look it up
>>21108485So why does this pooner get to get all the girls beyond dark fujoshi energy?
>>21108257Oh so that's where Slurms MacKenzie came from
>>21108466You know the dog's dead right?
>>21108670Kek this, didn't know it was such a specific parody.
>Used to live by these rednecks out in the country.>Were your typical yokels right out of National Lampoon's Vacation, always drunk, lots of guns.>Used to watch them take their old furniture out in the backyard and shoot it until they got bored.>When they got bored, they'd set it on fire.>Lots of mattress springs were buried on that land.>The oldest son in the family saw the Spuds commercials on Youtube.>Starts making their old chocolate lab, that they've had since they were kids, drink beer with him.>Would dump what was left of his cans out in the dog's water bowl.>As he got drunker, almost half of all his beers would start going into the bowl.>Would laugh as he watched the dog "Get loaded.">Loved seeing it grow sluggish, cheered when it threw up, stuff like that.>Eventually noticed that their house had been quiet for about a week.>No guns going off, no country music blaring, no drunk fighting going on. Nothing.>Heard it from the other neighbors that their dog was killed.>The official story was that it got hit by a car cause it was an old, deaf dog.>I found out later what really happened from the son's dad.>The son got drunk and accidentally ran their dog over with his truck.>Cried like a baby about it for the rest of the night, but didn't remember doing it in the morning.>His family lied to him about it later, said they found the dog dead in the street.>They blamed it on a drunk driver.>He believed them.>A few months later, the truth finally did come out during a family fight with his sister.>Didn't see him much at all after that.>Learned through a mutual friend that he was planning to move out, get away from his family.>Then he got in a fight with some guy at a bar.>Went out to his truck to grab a gun out of the glovebox.>Went back in and pointed it right in the guy's face.>Son was still on probation when I moved away.I could hear him being drunk and fighting with his family everyday during those last weeks I lived there.
>>21109720I believe you
>>21108472It was a different time
>>21108466Blud is afraid Tyrone is gonna slap his ass in the club if he drinks a bud lite :skull:
>>21109720We used to own a vacation home by the beach back when my father was doing really well, there were the kids who went there during weekends like me and the ones who lived there all year, those kids would roam around unsupervised finding ways to entertain themselves, would ride their bicycles through the highway at night with no lights or anything, hang out in an abandoned rusty as shit boat and buy fireworks from the back of a Mexicans truck. There was this kid, his father had some screws loose, dude got into trouble then locked himself inside with his revolver and threatened that he would kill anyone who came inside but that was a couple of weeks after we sold the house so I don't know how it ended
>>21108257Bloom County used to parody him, it was hilarious
>>21108786All dogs go to heaven, brute.
>>21110353The original Bill the cat
>>21108257those commercials were almost as gay as the taco bell dog ones.
>>21108472I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE 90S
