Isn't my cooking great??? Isn't my cooking the best????
>>21109136yeah I bet that shit tastes great, you're a heavy ass bitch
>>21109136If you're a girl (female or male) I'll eat more than your dinner bby
>>21109136look @ that sear my god
>>21109147wat
>>21109136No offense but THIS LOOKS YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY!
>>21109152ill cook for u bitch
i love 4 chan
>>21109136this is not a bottom friendly diet, why would a femboy eat this?
>>21109159cause im not a boy??
im about to bust
>>21109136where are the tendies?
>>21109165none 2nite
>>21109136mmmmmm i like to drink a glass eyeballs every now and then with george foreman
>>21109136I have the same air purifier as a troon.
>>21109136Electric grilling thing, really?This is a cooking board
>>21109176I used an air fryer oven too! I'm such a good cook!
>>21109176>hurr durr u use other things besides skillet!
>>21109136haha wowzers awesome sauce my narwhal now please go back to twitter
>Knife isn't on the right side of the fork facing leftGod damn, is there any part of your life that isn't a failure?
>>21109136Narcissistic twat
>>21109185Try sounding dumber, simpYou literally can't
hey satanfag can you ask satan if it senses a lie when it's told it's going to die soon?
>>21109136you know the rules...
>>21109334throwing up the horns is not from the devil, anon.
>>21109252knife and spoon go left of plate, salad fork and dinner fork to the right of plate
this isn't Facebook op
>>21109733>knife and spoon go left of plateknife is a right handed tool and fork shifts to left hand when knife is in play.
>>21109733You must be American. You don't know how to use cutlery
>>21109136would
>>21109731please tell me more
>>21109136Wtf is in that glass? It looks like calamari and coke.
>>21111748>calamariIt's icecubes and coke man
>>21111748>calamaria fast making ice machine does those loops. There is a metal rod in the ice maker.
>>21109136Shrek shit on fingernails
>>21111748lmao
>>21109136
>>21109136cook that steak a little harder, throw out the rabbit food, and this would be a meal fit for a president
>>21109136Plunge steak knife deep into major artery. Thanks a bunch!
yummers
>>21109136Drink only water, you dumb fuck.
>>21109136Should've used HP sauce instead of ketchup, but 8/10, asparagus is a great touch. hope your piss fuckin reeks tonight OP, enjoy your steak! (:
>>21109136Objectively no. A thread needn’t have died for this obnoxiously try-hard faggotry
>>21109136hi stamper
>>21109136Your asparagus looks burnt and your steak looks dry. Good job, faggot, you failed at the most basic bitch of dishes. Spend less time painting your nails and more time not sucking.
