So do I have to chew my oatmeal or can I just drink it like a smoothie?
Depends on its thickness/consistency, you mong
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>>21110422You should chew it for optimal digestion. Your saliva contains enzymes that help break down starch. If it's thin and smooth and you want to drink it and you feel okay doing so then you go ahead and don't let anyone stop you.
>>21110422For optimal absorption you need to enter your food and drink not in your mouth but from behind. Try a tampon soaked with alcohol to see what I mean.
>>21110422FIRST YOU NEED TO BOIL IT
>>21110428I make it soupy but I am concerned more about what anon says>>21110458You can get stomach ulcers if you don't chew your food.
>>21110440came to post this.
>>21110523Stomach ulcers are generally from bacterial infections and medications. You might get some stomach cramps or just not feel that great if you're not chewing food properly but I wouldn't expect an ulcer.
>>21110440Fucking nailed it
>>21110422you don't have to do anything you don't want to do
>>21110422>tfw no claire danes gf
>>21111059I always though this bitch was ugly when I was growing up in the 90s. Nothing has changed, but she looks slightly better here than I remember. Chew your Oatmeal, faggots.
>>21111071Everyone else is getting uglier.
>>21110422do whatever you fucking like.
>>21110422You should drink it and if you start choking don't be alarmed, that's just the body's natural reaction to good oatmeal.
