I could eat this every day, indefinitely
Eggs and hot dogs?
>>21110566mashed potatoes
>>21110560you need sauerkraut with it
>>21110560I think the penis shaped food will give you a life expectancy of like 69.
>>21110560could probably sustain you for months, godspeed op
>>21110584nice
>>21110579What mustard?
>>21110596Not for your loved ones
I'd agree if the sausages were higher quality, that looks like cheap hot dog sausages
>>21110560you could but only if you mashed the peels too
>>21110560Looks good imo
>>21110560I make rice with butter, franks red hot sauce, and a can of tuna, and I could eat that every day for sure. I call it buffalo tuna rice.
>>21110560Grim
>>21110584oh no the horror just imagine not living in literal hell world for 110 years
>>21111069You can't imagine that, you don't get to rest when you die.
>>21110560How many hotdogs do you eat in a day?
>>21111089It’s fine, I don’t eat them on a bun. It’s bread that makes you fat
>>21110560>Hot dogsAbsolute vile food, honestly it's the epitome of goyslop,like it's ok every now and then but everyday? Are you nuts?
>>21110560Why do we need a thread about it?
Walken in L.A.by Christoper WalkenDo you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won’t be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog. Now, I’ve done a lot of movies, and it’s true that I’ve worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I’m sorry to say that these people have always angered me.There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time. Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven’t yet found one, and I don’t expect to in my lifetime. Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious.I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director’s time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting. This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.
>>21111206When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn’t even like hot dogs.I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I’ll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we’ll see who doesn’t like hot dogs.Next week: My thoughts on Woody Allen, hot dog hater and shitty director.
>>21110560Why are those sausages uncooked?
>>21110560t. Timothy Witkens
>>21110572Those are definitely hot dogs next to the eggs.
>>21110572Your a mashed potato, pal.
>>21110560for me it's the humble salisbury steak with mushroom onion gravy and some mashed potatoes.I would eat that every single day of my life
>>21110560Looks bangin' I would mash that
>>21110560Hotdogs are great but are cursed by the fact they are obviously, Clearly phallic and everyone knows this and is actively aware of it when around one but you have to keep quiet because it'd be immature to point out that opening your mouth wide so you can shove a big phallig object covered in thick white droopy liquid is gay.
>>21110560those arent sausages
>>21110560for me, it's prosciutto and white rice, God it's so tasty and simple and delicious I've been eating it every day for like 2 weeks now? Also, rice and deenz and hot sauce is good too
>>21111536just like bananas, nutritionally perfect but penis shaped so inedible
>>21110572And hot dogs?
>>21111597>prosciutto and white ricesounds like something you'd eat in a hospital bed
>>21111112post bmi and heart arrhythmia
>>21110560Mashed potato and hot dog rolls are the best
>>21111206>>21111208I feel like this is probably real.
>>21110560Absolutely idiotic and abhorrent even. I must try it.
