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That doesn't seem very filling
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*dinner for my parents

I mean this
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>>21117003
It is very nice that you cook for your parents anon, you are a good son
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>>21117005

they were like bricks, we're completely full and have 3 left for tomorrow

they were filled with really good steamed salmon
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>>21117011
Oh I thought it was just rice
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Can't see their faces but by the body language I can tell they're disappointed in that dinner, at you and the fact that they'll never have grandchildren.
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did you tell your mum (dad) thanks for the rabbit (salmon)
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>>21117013
here is a cross section.

and by "bricks" i meant more like that they were really big and satiating, not ultra chewy

>>21117010
i love my parents
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>>21117015
Op has told his mother to cover up her guns, because they're fucking bazookas
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>>21117026
That anime rice triangle looks like it's ready to settle down
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Those are balls
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>>21117003
>I cooked parents for my dinner again
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pretty gay ngl
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>>21117003
you didn't even serve a vegetable or side dish? jesus christ anon this how japanese war survivors are you should be ashamed
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>>21117003
This is the most poverty post I have ever seen. In no world does that qualify as dinner. Such low effort bullshit. Your parents raised a complete failure at life.
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>>21117122
Honestly yeah. These rice balls by themselves don't qualify as a proper meal, it's more just something you snack on while you're at work or travelling. If it was part of a larger meal it would have been totally fine. Just some tamagoyaki, meat, pickled vegetables, soup or whatever other easy to prepare dishes along with it would make it look less depressing.
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What exactly did you cook?You splattered sauce on a dish
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>>21117158
bot or retard?
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I thought these were considered more of a snack or "portable lunch" at best desu. I mean (honestly) good for you for having fun and spending time with your parents but I would lie if I said I wouldn't be sorta disappointed if someone served me just a couple handrolled balls of rice for dinner.
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>>21117122
Seaweed is an excellent vegetable. I would happily eat these for dinner especially if my son made them.
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>>21117624
that's not even a full serving of seaweed you tard
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>>21117003
Why did you try to make donuts out of rice? I've seen some crazy shit on this board, but nothing like this.
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>>21117185
I'm like you. Retard.
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>>21117003
Very cool of your parents to not freak the fuck out over being served a plate of amuse bouche as a Sunday night main.
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>>21117015
This, you can see the frustration emanating through the screen.
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>>21117785
>waah, the USDA hasn't approved this meal >and it's HURTING my FEELINGS
Good thing that boot you've been licking is chock full of vitamins and minerals
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I don't get along with my parents ever since my brother died. I don't know why. They're boomers who can't really cook. What is a meal I could make to bring the whole family together? Lasagna?
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>>21117003
I'm so proud of you, son.
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>>21117922
Literally my first thought when I saw op's image
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>>21117930
>What is a meal I could make to bring the whole family together? Lasagna?
Hotdogsandbaconcheeseburgers,withpotatochipsandBacardi151.YoucanuseBudLightasamixer.
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>>21117026
Very sweet of you to make that for them OP, would eat.
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>>21117003
Can't imagine the embarrassment when your son naruto runs up to you with a plate of jelly doughnuts and tells you he's cooked you a culturally appropriate dinner and you are forced to sit there and eat it with a smile on your face while you contemplate where you went wrong as a parent.
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>>21118487
People seem to be forgetting that the parents absolutely deserve it. Maybe raise your kids instead of letting jews do it once they are 5 years old.
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>>21117003
>>21117007
Somehow it got worse when I realized, later after going through the thread again and opening offtopic pictures, that OP really did make what a little anime character was eating in a japanese tv show
I want more for us all, anon.
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>>21118487
>you are forced to sit there and eat it with a smile on your face
Imagine having to be fake with your immediate family
My sister once undercooked a roast and I told her straight up that it was undercooked
She tried to argue but I showed her the raw fat, and I said I'll still eat it because it's beef

She did way better next time
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>>21117058
Kek nice
>>21117992
Based stroke poster
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>>21119610
Yeah communication is key to good familial relationships. Criticism is a good thing. If they can't take it, their problem for being so soft.
Not to suggest you should be a jerk when you criticize though.
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>>21117992
Space bar broken?
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>>21119623
>Not to suggest you should be a jerk when you criticize though.
I wasn't
I just went "It's a bit under, but it's beef so it's fine."
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Why did you make your parents jelly donuts for dinner?
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>boring arsenic rice :|
>boring arsenic rice Japan :O
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>>21119634
Yeah, I wasn't implying you were. I do the same thing with my wife when she cooks. If a dish needs some salt or whatever, I'll tell her.
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>>21117015
this lmao
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>>21117003
>Having a weeb child
Big oof
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>>21117927
>implying I'm american
if I'm going to eat seaweed for dinner it better be more than 3 pieces you fucking faggot
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>>21117136
I think it's pretty sweet. They look like really full diapers lmao

his parents probably have full diapers while eating those too. They look so sickly and fat.
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>>21117003
i would have dumped that plate of jap shitballs down the trash, then break the plate on your head anon.
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>>21117003
My man pulled a reverse Titus Andronicus
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>>21117003
wait a second... if you cooked your parents for dinner.. than who is that sitting at the table???
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>>21117003
You can tell your dad regrets putting you in dresses and having you sit on his poker buddy’s laps when you were a child. Oh well hindsight is 20/20 when lust is involved
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>>21117011
>steamed salmon
ew
I made some with salmon sashimi and japanese mayo and those were the fucking bomb.
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>>21120000
Quads of arigato! Let's go and watch some inappropriately dressed cartoon children together!
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>>21117026
looks good anon. the rice looks a little tightly compacted. you might try to smush em a little less next time and they'll have a slightly lighter and loosely packed texture.
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Why don't you post your mom's tits anymore
Tell that bitch to show some skin
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>I cooked parents for my dinner again
I hope you saved room for dezzert, mr anon!
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>>21117003
you unironically made your parents japanese rice balls just like the kind in you favorite animus, and I'm sure you specified that detail as well? What is wrong with you anon? Why do you have to inform your parents that you're a cultured weeb? My parents literally have no idea i watch animu, I'm protecting their boomer hearts from this information. And the one time I cooked them dinner i made them something actually interesting (vodka pasta).
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>>21117003
OP here, another pic of my parents.
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>>21120359
What is it with white liberal boomers who think good parenting is just giving affirmation and never criticizing?
I think my Balkan parents would slap me across the face with that switch.
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>>21117003
Crying laughing at this thread.

Christ, imagine raising a son until adulthood only for him to turn out a weeb, serving you a handful of rice with some fish in it as a Sunday meal.
what you served is a side-dish, where's the main? Just serving a lump of rice shit? KEK
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>>21117003
>look mom I made another thread!
>>21117011
you guys are fucking freaks
rip open your mom's shirt next time and show off her honking bewbs (your dad's tits are fine too)
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>>21117003
>I cooked parents
CANNIBAL
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>>21117015
bit rude
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>>21117003
Why would you make jelly donuts for dinner? you make those kinds of sugary treats for dessert you idiot.
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>>21120341
>My parents literally have no idea i watch animu, I'm protecting their boomer hearts from this information
Not OP but you would be very surprised just how many older people are getting exposed to anime and beginning to watch it themselves.
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>>21117003
That's some good looking donuts. Are they jelly filled?
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>>21120359
guy in the blue shirt gives of some "if only you knew how bad things really are" vibes
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>>21117005
He's pretty clearly not American, so they don't need a 3,500 calorie dinner.
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>>21117026
What's in the middle?
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>>21120359
i just don't get why anyone would want to share something like that with people who obviously do not give a single fuck? for what purpose? what is there to be gained?
the only thing i can think of is that he talked with his faggot discord friends about doing it and they all thought it would be funny because they knew the parents wouldn't be into it but they wouldn't say anything negative, which seems cruel to me.
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>>21121545
It's pure selfishness and it was clearly done for internet (faggot) clout.
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>>21117003
What you offered them is equivalent to offering them your homemade trail mix.
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>onigiri
* contains nig
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>>21117007
>>21117003
Jelly donuts? Anon, dessert is not a meal
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>>21121545
Have you ever been around people? That picture is a perfect example of how everyone acts except pokemon are people they saw once or someone they know knows that bought a thing.
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>>21117007
You are such a faggot. Of course you live at home. They are disappointed in your weird anime fetish and they don't understand how you turned out like such a weirdo pussy.

And they don't appreciate your 'Nipponese' cultural dinners from your faggot little schoolgirl cartoons. They drink for a reason and you are it.
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>>21121468
Faggot.
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op tried, it may not look the most appetising but it still looks ok. a salad would have enhanced this tho
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>>21117003
Is this how your dad is usually reacts after eating?
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>>21117003
Your parents seem like kind and decent folks for humoring you to this extent. I’ll bet your dad even told you that you did a good job, that sounds heartwarming.
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>>21123151
Word salad. Improve your grasp on the language



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