Thread for discussing soup and soup related topics.Soup editionIf you're souping and souped, soup here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz (embed)If you're soop do you even soupPrevious soup: >>21568844
Love me some soup
OXO brewer souuuuuuuup
(embed)ngmi kid. Leave it to the sprofessionals.
>>21579047*Soupessionals
>>21579038SOUPOUTURPOOPER
hydrangea strawberry coffy soup
GODDAMN JIMMY!
rate my soup.
>>21579038>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQdGpYl1XmwIT'S UP!
>>21579091shut up james I'm not buying your book
>>21579038PISSOUTMYASS
>>21579093but it has 101 soup recipes in it!
>>21579068Knock it off, Julie
>>21579093We know you're broke.
>>21579038i ended up giving up on my borrowed neapolitan coffee beans and opened up my bag of medium roasted arabica beans i thought 8 resting days would be enough but nope, they taste like burnt tire
>>21579099Bought
>>21579099based HOFFtheMannsoup inventor
SW is now mentiong soup in flavor descriptions. We inside.
Did a corn chowder to pair with braised short ribs last night. Tried adding a bit of lemon juice, dill, and cilantro to brighten it so it would better offset the rich meat and sauce and it worked out nicely for that. I'd say it was slightly worse on its own for the addition but much better as a pairing with the slow-cooked meat.
>>21579193And the soup?
>>21579196>Thread for discussing soup and soup related topics.
>>21579156did you soop it?
>>21579038Did Lance Hendrick ride the funicular in Lisbon today
Cold brew was actually good. How did OXO do it?
is this a coffee thread or a soup thread
>>21579333whats the difference?
>>21579348fair enough
this soup shit feels kinda forced but hey if you guys are having fun, what the heck soup it is
>>21579038Hi /ck/. While I absolutely loved My Tomato Basil Soup that I made, I noticed that Half of the Calories are just Heavy Cream. What kind of lower calorie Substitute is good to use for it? Something that can still thicken the soup, while not sacrificing much of the Flavor.
>>21579407Oatly barista edition.
>>21579074Turds in a toilet/10
>>21579386OXO totally doesn't pay us to post about the OXO Brewer making SOUP.Pure organic SOUPosting believe me
>>21579386It's fun but also it's good.
>>21579407>eating out of plasticuhhhh anon?
>>21579407>What kind of lower calorie Substitute is good to use for it?cum
>>21579470cumsoop?
>>215790745/7 would enjoy during a famine
>>21579407use half and half instead. corn starch or roux to thicken, (dry roux probably), then add butter extract to make up for the lost milkfat flavor compounds
>>21579074OXO confirmed for best expresso
>>21579471yesbut back in my day it was called a "turbo shot"
>>21579514SouoOnlyUglyPedos
>>21579038>EEEEEEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
>>21579514>called a "turbo shot"Not quite.
>>21579521i cant see the step where you add the cum
>>21579531Lance spiced it up.
>>21579407>eating out of plasticYou're amerimutt aren't you?
This is by far the worst shilling campaign I've seen in recent memory.
>>21579538is Portuguese cum spicier?i personally haven't noticed a difference
>>21579550OXO soup maker.Lance Amstrong.
What coffee bean brand, roast, and country does everyone use?
>>21579613If you're buying from a 'brand' and not a roaster you're drinking shit
>>21579613Knorr
>>21579613Anything that soups well
FALL IS COMING. WE NEED SOUP!RECOMMEND ME SOUP!
>>21579623Your drinking trash if its roasted.
>>21579634Chimken sloup
>>21579623>>21579624>>21579630
I learned from the best: I became a soupedophile like Lance Hedrick.
i blind shake my water before dumping over my dripperi find it tumbles and rounds the water molecules in a unique wayit also helps get that 33rd vertical striation
>>21579702>He doesn't Moonrake his waterGross, are you too poor to afford proper WDT (Water Distributor/Tamper) tools?
>>21579710we all know you have the broke boy raker.
>>21579723For me its knitting needles stuck into a bottle cap.
>>21579702That's the minimum for passable soup.
>>21579545Yes. I'm an Autist LatinxMutt and in regards to Micro Plastic. I work at a machine shop that utilizes Polyurethane for their Products. So I'm already Overconsuming my daily allowance of Micro Plastic and getting paid on it.:D
>>21579038SOUP IS GOOD FOOD
>>21579624Hot n sour. Just like my gfs vagina
Is chili a soup?
>>21579843Depends how thick you make it? I might consider chili maybe more of a stew even..
its an infusion
>>21579648Î cant find it, there's only clothes.
>>21579866
Soup
This is a can of Southgate brand beef stew I got for free. Holy Jesus. Look at the fat content. You can only eat one of these a day.. and thats all you are eating..
This is a fully-automatic shotgun. Say "soup" one more time motherfuckers.
SOPA DE MACACO
SOUPOUP
Now that the soup has settled…Is there any difference between the Fellow Prismo and the Aeropress Flow Control cap?
>>21579843That's like asking if a hotdog is a sandwich...
>>21580005Prismo includes a metal filter.
>>21580009Meat between bread
>>21580005Reddit tells me that all fellow products are junk and you should buy aliexpress knockoffs instead.
>>21579991>>21579999>>21580005
I do filter soup to keep my cholesterol low
>>21580051>filters the kino out of his chicken stockngmi
>>21579294LOL
>soup
wait a minuteisnt moka soup?it looks and tastes the sameand moka brews unpressurised has lance conned everyone into making faux moka?
>>21580762>the most important thing is how you soak the puckHow does one get fine grained control over the soak while relying on steam pressure? Retard.
>>21580765>steamretard
>>21579074God bless
>>21580770ty for the blessing, you too
>>21580737He was making a collab with NJB.
>>21580767Yes that's what boilers produce.
>>21580797moka isnt brewed with steamits brewed with boiling waterfucking idiot
>>21579634When it gets cold I do a sausage, kale, and white bean soup. It's not a complicated recipe.>slice sausage and brown>sweat onion, celery, carrots and garlic>add your white beans and chicken stock>simmer till the beans are to your liking while you skim some fat>chop up the kale and add with cream at the endAdjust to what you enjoy more, it's very tasty. This is one I made last year, don't think I had the sausage in this one. It's great with or without.
>>21580817How is that water pressurised?
that 17.75 ratio is going insane right now...but I should have souped
>>21580817>it isn't steam>it's boiling water
>>21580840>>21580827WOW LOOK AT THAT POT OF STEAM!i love using steam to cook my pastaand steam to make teammmm steamed tea!
>>21580857This anon is boiling mad. You could even call him steaming.
>>21580857>get fine grained control over the soak while relying on steam pressure?I feel like you're missing a key word or two here. Keep at it.
Just soup it
>>21580827If you saturate the puck before making your moka is it soup?
>>21579333yes
Hendrick is already feeding his kid soup.What do we think about it?
Gave the Aeropress espresso recipe a go. Nice kick.
>>21580997Make soup
>>21580993should've invented the: SproAficionadosLoveAnalDildos
>>21580857That isn't steam it's boiling water. The moka pot uses steam.
stocked up on gesha and wush wush
>>21581171Soup status?
>>21581171nice smuckersenjoy the gof anon
Who here ORB?
>>21581175Pretty good but I ruined it by dipping a smuckers in.
>>21581231Me.https://youtu.be/op1kEThz9m8?si=ImHpRUZipU0yIuaN
>>21581231
I've always souped
>>21581345i-is... is that a cookie dipped in soup...?
>>21581370Yrs
Who wants to help me make soup? I promise I don't have a gun.
>>21581606
>>21581606How the fuck are you gonna make soup without a gun?
>>21581695I have two.>>21581623The ingredient is blood.
Is the OXO actually good or am I being memed
>>21581956I think you'll like it if you like espresso shots
>>21581956You really think people are 3d printing 58mm basket adapters for a meme?https://makerworld.com/en/models/1694474-oxo-rapid-brewer-58mm-basket-adapter
i'm gonna soup
>hario switch>oxo rapid brewerYou might need less but you unironically don't need more
>>21582274Great choice of grinder.
>>21582274you can't convince me to buy a brewer with more than four partsthis post was made by aeropress gang
>>21582745Mogged by v60
>>21582754mogged by deep27
>>21582803That's the same amount of parts
>>21581956if you have to ask you're the perfect demographic for it
mixed 5g of the new bean into 15g of the old bean. it's pretty good. better than I expected and I didn't want a smaller cup today.
>>21581345>>21581400That looks so good.
>>21581956>>21582072I hate plastic users.
made some broccoli soup for lunch, enjoying outdoors with sardines on crackers
>>21583086Would Hoffman approve of this?
>>21583028You can do this yourself man, they're almond biscottis
Just got my """not-Melodrip""" from AliexpressIt's literally just a Chinese-market B-stock Melodrip because the packaging on mine had two rather large holes in one of the triangle box sidesWorth it for under 14USD after coupons and shipping
>>21583406hell yeah been making some of my best cups lately wiith itsippin on an anaerobic honey from flores i did with it rnenjoy me bruddah
>>21581309
God damn soup Jimmy
this unfunny soup meme killed the general embarrassing
>>21584013Its been dead for months pal.
Back to back late night soup tonics. Finca Monteblanco cold ferment pink bourbon is super refreshing after a summer of stupidly clean washed panama geshas.
>>21584129>Finca Monteblanco cold ferment pink bourbon is super refreshing after a summer of stupidly clean washed panama geshas.None of those sound like soup.
I am starting a soup genocide.
>>21583579based and samealso this is the worst fucking bake ive ever seen
>>21579038Consider the humble split pea with ham soup then add some chicken, a hot pepper, and some onion and garlic. Now that's not just soup, it's a meal fit for a king!
>>21584715You're just scared of frog leg soup, I've heard it's similar to chicken noodle soup but more gamey and not as good.
gesha hitting today
SOUP OUT MY ASS
Guys, I decided to experiment a bit. I reduced my soup, down to about a 1:2 ratio, and it's actually a very palatable new kind of soup. It has this intense flavor and a thick consistency that's very nice. Never had soup like this before.
>>21584970We call that velouté, babe.
>>21579190You weren't kidding.
>>21579613I sous vide green beans at 210f for 86 hours. I experiment with all sorts of washed Kenyans from different producers.
Soup fucking rocks ladsLife is a minestrone
espressoup
>>21583086based outdoor meal enjoyer
Should I soup or cold brew with my ORB?
>>21585368>asking /stg/ if you should soupsoup or gtfo
>>21584896Souped I hope
Let us not forget the spicy beef noodle soup from the local chink joint
>>21580827>invented in 1933Does nobody else find that absolutely bonkers? How the fuck do you even design and build this without mechanical CAD, thermal/fluid dynamics/FEM simulations? How do you know it won't blow up in your face permanently disfiguring you?I'm impressed honestly
>>21585423>First patent (vol. 33 n. 256) for the Espresso Machine, by Mr. Angelo Moriondo, dated May 16, 1884.>The machine consisted of a large boiler that pushed the heated water through a bed of coffee grounds and extracted them with the water’s steam. The pressure generated was only around 1.5 bars, meaning that no crema formed on top of the coffee liquor.>The high temperatures of around 130-140C in the groups and the almost inevitable contact with the steam scalded the coffee cake, so the eventual espresso was black in color, smelled burnt, and tasted bitter. It was delivered in around forty-five seconds and served in a significantly larger volume than today.Italians realized about 50 years later you can boil water at home as well.
>>21585480>The pressure generated was only around 1.5 barsBros? 19th century soup?
Soup status?
>>21585377Espressouped
have you been preheating your soup?
>>21584795>>21584807>>21584951>>21584970>>21585283>>21585347>>21585368>>21585372Following this soup recipe:>Step 1. Add ingredients.>Step 2. Boil.>Step 3. Remove the soup scums.
>>21584970>>21584978concentrate
>>21585707used tonow i dontit doesnt make a difference
my fucking stove broke guess im finally getting an electric gooseneck
>>21585902Mmmm... goose soup.
>>21585902How can you make soup now?
>>21585902Electric goosenecks are a scam. Get a proper induction heating pad, and a separate induction capable gooseneck. Trust me.
>>21585930Trust you?What reason have I to trust you?
>>21585928you know ive ever had goose, soup or otherwisei imagine its similar to duck>>21585929thank god i have a bunch of cometeer in my freezer and a working microwave>>21585930hmmmm my stovetop gooseneck is ss, ive used it on induction pads when campingyouve given me something to consider anon>>21585941why do i hate this guyjust cant put my finger on it
>>21585941You're right I'm a fraud
>>21585947>youve given me something to consider anonHaving separate parts just lasts longer too, plus you can use the induction top for other stuff like moka pots or soup.
>>21585951my moka pot is aluminum you have a point, though
>>21585956>my moka pot is aluminumOH NO NO NO NO
>>21585965i aint too worried about it
i just remembered i have a siphon brewer so i guess ill just use that tomorrow morning
>>21585902i use a cheap one from ali, with temperature control and everything works fine
>>21585996im gonna go out tomorrow and look for something i can buy locally
>>21585989Good idea.You can siphon your neighbor's soup.
>>21586004my neighbors probably drink garbage soup, i wouldnt want to subject myself to that
>>21579613I've been roasting some Ethiopian beans. I have a pretty light roast right now but I have something closer to medium/dark that should be degassed enough to enjoy soon. I'm hoping the new batch turns out well for espresso like I suspect it will
For me it's a tomato based soup. Tangy, light, a perfect summer dish
How many bars of pressure for stew vs soup???
Ramen (most types)Hot potHot and sourMushroom soupCioppinoKorean cold noodle soupAny seafood soup in generalAnd tomato soup are my favorite Fuck the rules
every time my fat stupid whore of a mother tries to make soup, she never bothers to add any seasoning, I shit you not she doesn't even add salt. nor does she have the capacity to even google a recipe. One time she put raw beef in a pot with miso broth and called it "taco miso soup". It enrages me so much but my legs barely fucking work so I struggle physically to cook anymore. I used to so it almost every night just so I wasn't forced to consume her slop but my condition has worsened so bad I can barely handle standing over the stove to heat myself up a packet of buldak. it genuinely is a miserable existence.
>>21579624Good morning, soup sirs.
>>21579978SOUPS O U PS O U POUP
>>21580612would, pepe cook.
>>21580857you must be fun at cooking classes.
How's the bed looking today boys I'm new to this method
Lance won.
>>21586853Doesn't look like soup.>>21586962Nature is healing.
>>21586962Yep. Coffee changed forever. I look every day at my V60 with disgust, knowing I could be making soup.
>>21586853looks like a bed its relatively flat so it probably extracted relatively evenly throughout and youve got fines up the walls so the filter is doing its job but theres really not anything else you can take away from a picture of a beddid it taste good? now thats a better question
>>21587317It tasted of coffee.
>>21587317No actually it didn't taste how I expected it. It had this sort of bitter section between the "tasting" and "aftertaste" periods, the 1.5 taste time if you will. Not sure which I should try to extract less.
>>21587333of course it did, its coffeei asked if i t tasted good >>21587372i could try to help you troubleshoot it if you provide more information about the coffee and your technique
>>21587419>i asked if i t tasted goodof course it did, its coffee
>>21587430if youve never had bad coffee youre either lucky or a tastelet
>>21587454Even bad coffee can taste good if you associate it with good memories.
>>21587454>if you like coffee you're a tasteletOk lance you showed me
>>21587465Yet your still a faglet that drinks coffee.You cant get up without folgers in your cup.
>>21587464I'm not a faggot that associates memories with coffee. Why are you a moron?
The only thing that I associate with coffee is a stomach ache. The only people that drink coffee are freaked out weirdo mid level manager types.
You people don't go on coffee dates? Never wake up to the aroma of a fresh brew?Haven't ever been brought a hot cup of coffee while too busy to think?
Never been on a road trip and stopped to get some fast food or gas station coffee?
>>21587464ok well in the context of trying to improve a particular cup that lacks former associations, thats not really a factor>>21587465if your underexposed palate lacks distinction, you can count yourself lucky that you dont have to spend more on specialty coffee to enjoy your cup
>>21587487How would I wake up the aroma if I need to be awake to make my soup? Do you use a timed drip brewer instead of an oxo, anon?
>>21587487>Haven't ever been brought a hot cup of coffee while too busy to think?i haven't but i've made coffee for my husband while he was at work
>>21580826That sounds good and reminds me of the Olive Garden but with the beans.
>>21587691very demure of you
>>21586853Not soupy enough.
>>21587477I became one of those people. Grim.
>>21587931At least you get a half-cute workwife, right. Right?
