Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.Shower Brew editionIf you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused, when was the last time you scrubbed your back? Previous: >>21637433
>>21651795i want to kill the person in the gif
>>21651795PISSOUTMYASS
>>21651813i agreeagitation is too high
>>21651813why?
>>21651826what's the lore behind this ritualpost?
>>21651832>agitation is too highNot if the water temp is low.
>>21651847reddit
>>21651847not telling>>21651855you wish
>>21651849its 93cthat man is burning himself for the sake of a good cuppa
>>21651942>room temp presso
>>21651942i keep forgetting to ask /ctg/ why small espresso machines aren't more common. i think a compressed air cartridge would be able to make plenty of cups. or give it a small compressor that slowly gathers enough pressure before releasing it
>>21652019where does the boiling water come from?
>>21652028resistive heater
>>21652030wheres the power come from?
>>21652038zero point energy generator
>>21651826mr. POMA, is that you?
Fellas, hate to break it to yous, but Nescafe Gold is the goffee endgame.
>>21652045yesgot here just in time
>>21652048nta but love your workplease crack open a window though
>>21652072well i would... but then all the piss would leak out.and we cant be having that now can we?
I never understood the appeal of espresso. Faggots will drink espresso shots and pretend like it tastes good. The only use for the espresso shot, in my opinion, is as a concentrated shot for making coffee based drinks.
>>21651942nice meme, how many shots can I make with 1 cartridge?
>>21652046Nescafe Gold is not even instant endgame.
>>21651847pissing out ass
Is it worth selling my P64 and upgrading to, or is 80mm a meme?
1 month of no coffee bros, I did it.
>>21652552No. Anything past a $200 hand grinder is diminishing returns.
>>21652560what did you win
>>21652575This is cope.
>>21652583>good goy keep spending more and more and more chasing that ghost
>>21652560you can resume
>>2165255264mm is a joke compared to 80. Not sure about how wide of the 80mm range p80 can cover compared to wug, z2, and Bookoo Motto 80 though.
>Buy cheapest not-shit supermarket coffee>It's turkish grindno joke>make it on a moka pot>it's very bitter>pick up a small pot and pretende it's an ibriki>it's really goodI'm just puzzled why a macro roaster would grind their coffee so fine, and I'm not hating the turkish style cup I made, I'm actually looking up to brew more because the pot is easier to clean than the moka.
Ill be going to my local coffee roast to buy coffee for a friend. Settled on this one only cause it has an owl.
>>21652667Are you trying to fuck her or not?
>>21652671flushed emoji
>>21652663They say: >3-pin magnetic blind-mount and/or two-screw mount (M6x7)Seems pretty broad coverage, I don’t know how it compares to the wug or z2.What makes 64mm a joke compared to 80mm?
drinking that burundiit aint hittingnot dialed in but it sorta tastes like really diluted hot cocoa
good coffee
>>21651894please tell me, i need to know
>>21652687reddit
>>21652678>What makes 64mm a joke compared to 80mm?big burrs>small burrsgenerally.really well made, well designed, small burrs can beat mid big burrsbut 2 identically designed and made burrs but 1 is 48mm and the other is 83mm, the 83mm burr IS better.
>>21652687sorry, im sworn to secrecy>>21652690nope.
>>21652678>Seems pretty broad coverageI half listened to the quan video. They were bitching about some potential compatibility but I don't think they were actually swapping shit in that day.>What makes 64mm a joke compared to 80mm?The coffee. I've tried a fair amount of aftermarket 64mm(brew,mp,LSv1 and 2, gorillagear, odev2) and fewer 80mm/98mm. I like the coffee off my (wug'd and very well aligned) 80mm Ditting lab sweets (and others Weber ULF) significantly more. I don't know if its a size/grinding path distance thing or not but 98HU is significantly better 64MP despite being the same geometry. Coffee is weird. If p64s were more available at the time I might have gotten stuck with one over the Wug. Zerno was taking money at the time but had not shipped or shown a single unit other than the prototype.
>use more water>flavor is stronger instead of watered downexplain this sorcery
>>21652815More agitation time due to more pour time?Longer draw down leading to more contact time and extraction?
>>21652815something something contact timethis is why espresso is the pinnacle of brewing methods
>>21652841hmmwhat if you had a cup of just "pre infusion"like you just left it in that state of slowly dripping for like 10 minutes
Is turkish coffee a meme?
>>21652861Every coffee except pour over is a meme.
I've been trying to get into pour-overs the last year or two, and I've never managed to get a result I'm perfectly happy with. I'm getting a different monthly light roast from Trade, a KitchenAid grinder I got as a gift, set to anywher between mid-drip setting to an espresso setting (I don't know if the numbers mean anything or correspond to an actual measurement) a ceramic v60 I preheat with steam, some no-name unbleached filters off amazon, and a stovetop gooseneck kettle that I let go to 100C. I use Hoffman's v60 technique, with 12 grounds to 250g of water.It just comes out muddy and indistinct, I've never gotten a hint of the tasting notes, though sometimes if I forget to finish it, and finish it after its cooled to room temperature, there's some more complex flavors, but also an unpleasant woody taste.What's the weak link? Me?
>>21652918>KitchenAid grinderbruh
>>21652918>KitchenAid grinder>unbleached filters>kettle that I let go to 100C>20:1 water to coffee ratiobruh
>>21652932>>21652939Like I said, it was a gift. Its a step up from the blade grinder that I got from goodwill that I was using before.
>>21652962>Like I said, it was a gift.so what?if i gift you a blunt knife you would be the fool if you used it over a sharp knife simply because one was given and the other was not.
>>21652918>I'm getting a different monthly light roast from Trade, a KitchenAid grinder I got as a giftConsider all of that Trade money completely thrown away. Buy a $30 Zerohero on ebay>itm/397024393272or a $99 Kingrinder K6 on amazon immediately. Come back in two weeks.
>>21652971It was better than what I had before, and I have other stuff from them that works great. Is that grinder a well-known dud or something? The family member who bought it for me got one for themselves too, and I don't want them stuck with garbage either.>>21652976>Consider all of that Trade money completely thrown away.Well, yeah, that's kind of how consumables work, but I don't think that's what you mean. They aren't exactly shipping me folgers, so what's the issue? Is there another marketplace like them you'd recommend instead?
>>21652991buy a k6 like the other guy saidand hes saying the money was essentially thrown away because using such a shit grinder has ruined any taste they may have hadthe grinder is THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF MAKING COFFEEor if you dont want a hand grinder buy a DF54any money you have spent up to this point would have been better spent on a good grinder
>>21652861if it tastes good it isn't a meme
>>21652998Oh, okay, that makes more sense. That had me worried that I was buying shit coffee for years without knowing it. I'm fine with a hand grinder, so I'll give the K6 a shot, but I'm just curious what the issue with this one grinder is.
>>21652998He's either retarded or its bait. I don't care to help further at this point.
>>21653008I will absolutely admit to being an idiot on this subject, which is why I'm asking. I just bought the damn K6, and even some brand-name bleached filters, since that other anon seemed to think that as a problem, I just want to know what the problem is. What makes this one so much better?
>>21652127try a good roast i think a black cup of coffee is very forgiving even when using 2 year old supermarket beans an espresso you will spit out with the same beans
>>21653007>but I'm just curious what the issue with this one grinder is.well for 1 saying "a KitchenAid grinder" without specifying essentially tells me everything i need to know.it could be a dozen different modelsi cant see the burrs anywhere so i have no ideathere is 1 that i can see that is $250 which if thats the one you have is a scamits a much cheaper grinder that is being sold at a higher price to fool ignorant shoppershttps://youtu.be/hpjGfpN4y7w?si=ykyNrTndsT2vEOga&t=285this grind size distribution is a messfines out the ass at every leveldogshit consistency fines are what causes your "muddy and indistinct" coffee.
>>21653001How is it compared to regular coffee? I'm curious mostly about the grounds since they're not filtered.
>>21653036Yeah, that looks like it, just in a different color. I didn't see a model number or anything on the bottom label, so I figured they only made one model.>cheaper grinder that is being sold at a higher price to fool ignorant shoppersUgh, that tracks actually. The family member who got it for me got recommended it by another family member who is well-off, but loads the hopper with storebought starbucks beans. Disappointing that he got taken in like that.>fines out the ass at every level>fines are what causes your "muddy and indistinct" coffee.Yeah, that explains things. Even on french press settings, there's still grit that gets through, and I gave up using a chemex knock-off with a steel filter because I ended up having to throw away the last couple mouthfuls of the cup because it was full of dust.Thanks for the explanation.
>>21652918bait
>>21653109>bait to try and "organically" bump the threadhow devious
pic related is the bees knees. Makes hand grinding actually tolerable.
>>21652918>bloom high with dark roasts>separate bloom>pour lower temp (175F for Jap, mid 80s otherwise)>float the bloom on topMediums & Lights should be done high temp and finer for the fruit. Go for fermented stuff to be wowed. Play with grind settings. I have more luck with French Press (Hoffmann style) while doing the bloom sequestering (even 1/5 to 1/3 the volume)
>>21653270Pacific Xtack pro>Gamma Supreme>Yonex Supergrap>anything Wilson makes.
>>21653286Good information, especially for those who have a kingrinder or 1zpresso where the manufacture's silicone wrap is breaking down.
>>21653270what ntrp do I need to make good coffee
I see so many people do 30-45 second blooms and I just don't get it. I almost always bloom to 1:45
>>21653442I do 2 45 second blooms with 3x bean weight of water each time
>>21653277>bloom high, pour lowHuh? I've always heard the opposite.
>>21653510>bloom high, pour low
are hand grinders ok for turkish coffee or do i need to get some kind of ball mill?
>>21653529blitz it in a spice grindersame thing really
>>21653535i already do that but it doesn't turn into something like refined flour. are people exaggerating when they say you need the grind to be that fine?
>>21653529if you get a good one they are, but they take so much effort, better to get a capable electric grinder>>21653535retard>>21653539>are people exaggerating when they say you need the grind to be that fine?not really no
>>21653539>it doesn't turn into something like refined flourrun it longer
>>21653548>but they take so much effort
>>21653548>not really nook maybe i will have to use the new industrial pulverizer my dad bought for some reason. only problem is that i have to use the whole bag of beans to fill it enough. how long does coffee stay fresh once you grind it?
I've started adding a tablespoon of this to my coffee and it makes me feel good
>>21653571>how long does coffee stay fresh once you grind it?17 seconds unironically
>>21653567you didnt grind the beans
>>21653583the only thing molasses is good for is bbq sauce
>>21653583does that even properly dissolve or do you have a sticky layer on the bottom of every cup?
>Musical Knob – Plays the Stranger Things theme for a nostalgic nod to Hawkins.
>>21653670soyface
What practical difference is there in the coffee between Hario's Mugen pourover cone and a regular V60?
For the anon at the end of the last thread who asked to see the bag of beans I bought for while I wait for my home roast to degass
>>21653692Less bypass from the flatter walls, more forced contact time with the tighter asshole. The new Neo is the opposite.
>>21653702>dark chocolate AND herbaluh oh>estd>arabica coffee>cafe arabicaare you Canadian?
>>21653835>noooooooooooooo you cant just make your coffee taste like tooth paste!
>>21652127>Faggots will drink espresso shots and pretend like it tastes good I wish I thought you were pretending to be retarded, but I know for a fact that faggots will seriously believe everyone is faking enjoyment.
A favorite of mine from Colectivo
>>21653598w-what did i grind then?
>>21653877>faggots will seriously believe everyone is faking enjoyment.no, i don't think people actually enjoy hard liquor
>>21653879buy an ad
>>21653908maybe you should be a bit more respectful towards our sponsors
>>21653947>our sponsorsGoodsmile Company and amiami? Yeah I buy nendoroids to support our sponsors
>>21653954These threads don't run themselves.
>>21653835I am Canadian, and I thought the listed notes were weird too. I honesty can't tell what they mean by herbal since they're pretty much charred and I don't get many notes beyond that and diner coffee. I'm in the maritimes so local selection is already worse than a lot of places before even factoring decaf, but I forgot how bad it could get. At the very least it's a reminder that I'm not doing a bad job at roasting. I'll probably just not drink coffee for a week or two if I lapse in my roasting cycle again.
>>21653961>I'm in the maritimesis it fun there? :)
>>21652700So the 80mm burrs are a clear upgrade over the 64mm? I do espresso and pourover about equally. Lighter to medium roasts.
>>21653986I like it here. It's quiet and good spots for fishing are easy to find if I'm not too close to the city. Really the only downsides for me are the higher taxes, trouble finding less common ingredients, and lack of decent coffee
>>21653988Yes but I've got no idea how the new 80 mizens stack up. My burrs cost almost half a P80. I really fucking like the coffee I make.https://www.voltagerestaurantsupply.com/products/ditting-k804-k807-lab-sweet-burrs
Finally the weekend is over and I will drink coffee again tomorrow morning
>>21653650It seems to instantly melt
>>21654137>I will drink coffee again tomorrow morningsame
This is how you do it: low heat so it flows up nice and slow.
>>21654457your abuse is sick
it's morning you know what that means right?
drinking a black coffee from my ceramic melitta filter in my small swedish apartment. its sunny for once but probably still wont go outside. took the day off work for no discernable reason.
>>21654457so has anyone figured out why moka pots have straight walls?
>>21654443Well I did it lads, made and drank some cofe at work. Doesn't get better than this innit
>>21654793congratulations anonhappy for you
Had cascara today. Very nice, tastes like a very tasty, smooth fruit infusion.
>>21651942whats the most pretentious way to make coffee atm?
>>21654884Moka soup. Need to drill out your safety valve a bit.
Higher ratios are hitting so good lately. just did a 12.25 ratio
>>21654673>why moka pots have straight wallsless material required to make it
>>21654631>but probably still wont go outsidebecause of the islamic knife gangs?
New coffee waifu just dropped
