Tonighte ise mee din-dinzEggies in PurgatorySoceEggiesMozzeParmeJasmine (that's a prettye namee) and Blacke or indigenous rice of colorSourdough BreedeEarle Greye TeaeiMaGiNe eatinge an welleBosheGodes BlesseBoobachane ise mye bige tittieee waifue, bye thee wayeee
Was this meant to be funny
>>21879851no i think op just wants attention
He's attention whoring in another active thread>>21879861>>21879858>>21879848
>>21879866>nooo don't post cookinge in a cookinge threade!! That's attention whoring!!!
Isn't this YOUR cooking thread? Why aren't you using it? Also, years old photos that you didn't cook do not count, incel.
>>21879897This isn't a cooking thread; it's just a me-dindinz thread
>>21879820No hotte sawse?
>>21879903Hm I didn't think of that let's see if it workes withe it
>>21879903They were alle to overpoweringe
>>21879909;_;e
>>21879820>>21879909>smears vaseline on his lens>then enables HDR
>>21879932D R E A M E A E S T H E T I C K E
Notee likee meee
>>21879958>nooo you didn't cooke that!!! i am a professionale!!
>>21879820Absolutely disgusting
>>21879968
>>21879959who are you quoting? what are you doing? you're in all the threads posting these same terrible images. are these your new troll moves? you leave your own thread to rot and spread the disease to everyone else.don't you have cable television in your mom's house? video games? why not try playing your guitar again? get in a new band and try to lose your virginity. lol
>>21879968That's what OP is going for now. He's long ago quit bothering trying to impress anyone. The keys don't do it, the cats certainly don't do it. He can't cook worth a fuck, and even if he could he has an old vaseline camera so he just posts past glories he didn't cook himself. LOLThe most pathetic troll ever, and now confirmed in his forties even more fucking sad. Imagine living to harass people. "Withe cringee writingee ande boobachaneee wifeuey!"Imagine you wake up and go straight to your computer to start calling people's food shitty. And then spamming your old photos over and over. Not defense, he's playing OFFENSE. He's out and about spreading the misery. And they he goes "Whate? Howe ise thise trollingggee?"A fortysomething grown man does this with his days. Not good enough to be famous, will settle for infamous. On fucking 4chan /ck/. For being a troll. Imagine being PROUD of being "the BMW Key Fob Faggot". That's this guy. That's OP. His "work" is all over the board. Basking in the hate he creates wherever he goes.
Op is a faggot walmart worker larping as a Michelin star chef when he can barely cook a poptart properly.
>>21879975Starte cookinge bettere thene
>>21879980Kek this is exactly the disingenousness I've come to expect from this boardYou cook in fucking PLASTICKE then go around writing hilariously inane NOVELES in every threadHow am I harassing anyone LOL
>>21879995Task 1: learn to cook.Task 2: learn about the word "disingenuous"
>>21880000Why are tou telling me your tasks?
>>21879995You're in multiple threads SPAMMING your greatest hits of old OLD images. That's harassing. That's trolling. You can keep pretending you don't know any better, but you're in for forties now and that's old enough to take responsibility for your immature behavior. Really quite sad. LOL, and the funniest thing is is that you have to follow the code of the troll. You can't quit, lest we think we bullied you into it, so you have to work overtime and pretend you're happy and you do this out of inspiration and enjoyment. You have to troll twice as hard now. Not sure how you can keep it up. I guess once you've devoted your life to trolling a website nothing is out of reach. Follow your dreams, OP. Instead of learning to cook you can be the hardest-working troll on /ck/. That's all the energy I'm going to put into telling you to fuck off and die tonight. I hope you can find something to do outside of here too. But I'll bet I come back tomorrow and find you've gone strong all night. Too bad you can only post each image once in each thread. Of course, you can always resize them and then the sky's the limit. You can post "basedpoiver" 40 times in a row and no one can stop you. Each post you can add "howe ise thise trollinge?" That would be very clever.
>>21880009All you have to do is learne howe too fuckine cooke, and I won't have to show you howe two doe it
>>21880014all (you) have to do is learn how to, or at least pretend to be a person instead of an undesirable turd that nobody would like to be on a message board withgo eat your "plasticke" or whatever it was that fucked up your head so muchi hope it leads to your most welcome death
why do mods and janitors let this retard ruin a whole ass board? LMAO wtf slow boards are it's own beast entirely.
>>21880086They probably see it as engagement and let it go. But posting the same images in multiple threads has got to be considered spamming/flooding. You'd think. This is his own thread though. He can do what he wants in here. It's when he does his territorial pissing everywhere else that it's a problem.
>>21880093yeah I guess the subhuman who adds "e"s at the end of everything is the same as the 3 car keys subhumans and the "god bless" cup holder right? Just one big retard mutant begging for attention
>>21880095God bless guy is a different guy. He has one thread where he posts everything he eats. Yes, E's guy is BMW guy. Blurry food like the OP are new, but the same 10 old clear images also have the keys in them. You can spot them by the "blessing" coasters and the keys. And now even when he leaves the keys out you can tell by the shitty lens.But he supports 'godbless guy' because they're both underdogs the board is trying to change. I just discovered other boards have versions of these people and nicknames for them. It's a whole thing people do I guess; just living to pester a community which has rejected them. It's a sign I myself am spending too much time here that I've picked up on all of it. I come to /ck/ to post OC, positive comments, and try to keep any criticisms constructive, which is one of the breeding grounds for bacteria like the OP unfortunately.
>>21880098don't worry I inmediately could tell at least 1 or 2 schizos were 24/7 residents here, same shit happens in literally every single board and general threads. This place became like a digital looney bin the last 10 years and we non subhumans can't help but notice obvious patterns and behaviours quite fast
It’s all one schizophrenic troll
>>21880115Weird.
