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chopped cheese with pickling salt, cumin paprika and pepper. ground chicken and yellow onion. extra old white cheddar. toasted buns with ketchup and mayo. God bless
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>>21910807
kill yourself

oh wait, you are
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>>21910807
Wa la! Lookin' good anon, Agliglio
God bless
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>>21910807
Why not go for at least a Diet Pepsi instead?
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Do you eat all four in one setting? Or do you just prep them for later?
God bless
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>>21910809
you really gotta examine your life if you’re going into threads to tell people “kill yourself”
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>>21910815
he's the retard who stalks 0 replies new threads to post aggresively homosexual jokes and innuendos, he got called out for it some days ago and he's still seething, now he just tells ppl to kys and that their food is bitch, what a bitch faggot he truly is
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>>21910807
god bless
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>>21910818
I'd noticed lately that the first replies on threads here are aggressive insults lately for no reason. It's just one guy doing it? Lame. We deserve a better class of trolls here
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>>21910818
I'm not that guy. I'm specifically here to tell OP in particular to kill himself

luckily, he's working on it
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>>21910830
Yet he'll have lived a happier life than you ever will.
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>>21910828
Kill yourself, frogposting AI faggot.
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>>21910807
Have you tried these yet? They're really good.
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Good to see you're still kicking and enjoying life the way you want, OP.
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i like the "kill yourself"/"cram it" guy and look forward to the absurdity of the first post to every innocent thread
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meal picture with timestamp and godbless is just interesting enough that I'll consider it briefly when I see it
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pairing a regular pepsi with this meal is actually so perfect I had to comment
good work OP
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>>21910807
What made you go for a Pepsi over a Dr. Pepper or root beer for this one?

God Bless.
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I figured since you're Canadian AND you eat a lot of mac and cheese AND you eat ketchup in it, that this would be the perfect video for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TnWIICkBeE
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>>21910810
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21910811
aspartame and sucralose are poison

>>21910820
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21910913
yes. they were good

>>21910920
hey thanks man you too

>>21911091
paying respects. thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21911105
classic
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>>21910807
God bless, King.
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>>21910813
saved some for later. thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21911323
thank you for the blessing, you too
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kraft dinner with peppers and olive oil. sheet of seaweed on the side
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how do you afford all this?
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>>21911334
Anon, this is poverty food
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>>21911334
How can you not? All of those sandwiches are probably like 10 bucks worth of ingredients if that
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>>21911328
Do you save your leftovers in a paper bag every time or is this the first time you had leftovers?
Also i found a recipe for a nori lemonade that sounds pretty good if you wanna look it up.
Also do you ever try to follow recipes or is it always just random stuff together?
Also god bless bro i dunno what happened to you but it probably isnt your fault.
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>>21911406
op spends a lot on food delivery and name brand junk food which isn't cheap anymore
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>>21911332
God bless
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is chopped cheese a new thing?
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Lemme get a chopped cheese with extra chop
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>>21912264
no
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>>21911635
lemonade sounds like a perfect combination to blast through the nori. i follow some recipes sometimes or use them as guidelines. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21912229
thank you for the blessing, you too
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chopped cheese with pickling salt and paprika. ground chicken and yellow onion. extra old white cheddar. toasted buns with ketchup mayo and pepper. God bless
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>>21911334
?????????????????????????????????
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>>21912755
>regularly spending around $40 on delivery
>lots of beef now
>expensive name brand soda/chips
like just one of those food deliveries is almost two weeks of food for me. i would've expected op to be some kind of NEET shut-in or something.
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>>21912764
>retard inherently lacks the capacity to understand another perspective
Many such cases
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>>21911800
I'm not trying to offend anyone here, but if you really see OP's spending as lavish in any way you probably actually are below the poverty line or in a part of the world with food insecurity.
OP could be spending the money on much better food of course. I see wasted money. But it's not much more than it'd be with generic brands. He seems to get delivery stuff once maybe twice a week, and that does add up. But for a guy with no life who sits home all day being weird in every way, it's probably his only real expenditure.
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>>21912764
What part of the third world are you from, friend?
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>>21910807
>pickling salt
fucking why?
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>>21912785
someone's angry and also probably has a smelly butthole

was just wondering about what op does outside of posting here
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>>21912294
Can i get a chop cheese with the root beer bread
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>>21912764
>>expensive name brand soda/chips
I understand delivery food being an expensive luxury and at most an occasional treat for most people but if you consider grocery store pepsi cans to be a luxury you need to re-evaluate your own life choices.
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>>21912926
It's like a dollar per can. On top of everything else it adds up. Re-evaluate deez.
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iodinelet
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>>21912928
>a dollar per can
do you live up in Alaska or Nunavut or something? Or you're buying yours out of shopping mall vending machines?
I'm Canadian like OP and a case of 24 is 14$ at the nearest shart mart, which is like USD 10$, that's more or less 50 cents a can.
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>>21910807
Nice framing, it's like the chicken burgers are students to the pepsi can teacher, or musicians with an orchestra leader.

God bless.
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>>21912946
No I was just mistaken when looking at prices for my local store. I know soda has gotten more expensive but I overestimated it compared to other things.
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>>21912854
Oh he has a whole cockamamie explanation for that.
kek
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>>21912962
I mean ask me again in like 6-12 months how much a premium brand can of soda is and it very well may be a dollar a can.

Inflation, am I right?

God Bless.
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>>21912665
Assuming you’re able to eat this and still slowly lose weight I think this iteration of the diet is my favorite
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>>21912854
cheap, no anti-caking agents like mainstream kosher, no pollutants like pink or sea. it has two limitations; it's large grain not meant for adding after, and it doesn't have iodine

>>21912958
thank you for the compliment. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21914122
i haven't been working out as much as i should but i would agree, thank you for the compliment. 229lb
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God bless
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>>21914219
Why do you use pre ground black pepper? You miss out on most of the flavor by not grinding it fresh. My sensibilities are offended.
God bless
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>>21910830
Kill yourself
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>>21914215
229 is the highest number I've seen so far. If that doesn't bother you just keep eating like you are I guess. What happened to 188? Don't you like to be there? You can enjoy food and also be a healthy weight. You don't have to just eat at a 2 or a 9 on that scale from one to ten. Try a 5. You could get away with a 4 or a 6 because you're tapering.
I just don't get how you used to be 400. Was it just this but 5X more food? More sugar? I just don't see how a guy with the metabolism and propensity for morbid obesity can eat like you are now and gain so slowly or even maintain. You gained really fast eating like you are now. Meaning the only thing keeping you thin was starving yourself. I don't know why I keep repeating the obvious. I guess I figure it's not obvious to you and if I keep telling you what you're doing wrong and what you need to be doing it'll sink in and you'll do it. But that's not what any of this is about anymore. You're just reporting from the war zone that is your health. There's no pretense of getting healthy or being healthy. It's like one long depression binge punctuated by the occasional barfbowl that doesn't satisfy, but serves only to meet your self-imposed vitamin and mineral "regimen", where the anti-caking agents in your salt are of paramount importance.

You do have some sense of self-awareness I hope. You must be able to somewhat see this from our perspective here. Some think you're putting us on, but I think all of it is 100% genuine. I just don't get how you changed as a person. You became all timid and non-confrontational. And that's good. You shouldn't engage the trolls. But you also shouldn't see me and others as trolls when we offer constructive criticism and insight and options.

I think you know what you need to do and you know you're just not able to do it at the moment. But it's too bad that your spirit is broken and your mojo is dead and that you aren't ashamed of anything as you descend further into the void.
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>>21914219
That's so much sweet ketchup.

Fattening up your tapeworms.
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I think I might start posting my own French Canadian meals like OP.

God bless.
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>>21914221
Pic is really nice. Like modern art. God bless.
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>>21914365
Jesus christ nigga i aint reading all that can i get a quick run down?
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>>21910831
I doubt that very much. OP strikes me as a deeply miserable person. Happy people do not live this way.
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>>21915334
Bro i tried the root beer frozen bread it changed my life just try his recipes some time.
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>>21910807
I'm so fucking lonely too
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>>21915334
This. There's no way OP isn't terribly depressed.
Happy people don't gain 40 lbs in two months eating box mac and garlic-pineapple-parmesan pizzas.
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>>21914271
this one cause its organic and everywhere and the exact amount i needed

>>21914371
starting to think i might have worms

>>21914552
i'd like to see them. thank you for the blessing, you too
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>>21914688
thank you for the compliment, and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21915337
blest

>>21915350
God's with you all the time in every atom, have a laugh
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God bless
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>>21910807
godßless
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>>21915782
I don't remember those two girls in Breaking Bad.
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so this is just a sloppy joe for modern hipsters?
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>>21915794
A slurvet jørn is made with a tomato-based sauce with sweet capsicum and worcestershire. it's really nothing like this, nevermind the chicken base ingredient.
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>>21915803
>chicken base ingredient
begone foreigner
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>>21915814
sorry what I meant to say was

>it's not really a sloppy joe because it uses entirely different things in the sauce, including being made with chickum
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>>21915820
thanks for the translation patriot
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>>21915828
you acksed for it
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>>21915782
Oh no!
OP is one of these idiots who watches "reaction videos". How embarrassing. That's third-hand entertainment. That's like watching people play video games rather than playing them yourself. What a passive, boring life.

Just when I thought my respect could not be any lower, he goes and reveals the "entertainment" he consumes. Oooof.
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>>21915950
>What are these... You... Tubers? I don't understand... people play video games on the computer

yeah okay 25 year old Gen-X Grandpa as if you never sat at a friend's house watching him play his Coleco Vision games on the TV or watched him watching The Jerry Springer Show for the first time.
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>>21910807
looks great Op, love you

t. stacy
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>>21915782
thank you for the blessing, you too King
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>>21916168
lol, terrible comparison. Watching some skanks gasp and make performative, unrealistic gestures for their own audience as they 100% honestly, for the first time ever, consume media is not the same as being in a room waiting your turn to play. None of that is the same as this concerning new "entertainment platform" of watching someone watch something while believing you're not just watching a performance.

All reality stuff is false. If you know you're on camera you're going to "act" to some degree. It changes everything. Only a hidden camera can be trusted. You're watching an act. And you should really feel ashamed of it.

It's one of the strangest fads I've ever seen in my life. It's kind of infuriating. It's so passive and lazy. You've run out of things to watch? You care so much about what other people think that you want to watch them watch?

I feel lazy enough just watching the movie or show. Like I should be MAKING something. Creating the art myself. Being productive.
So to watch someone else watch something I didn't make feels twice as terrible.

Does anyone get this? Am I the only normal person left here? I know friends and family who agree with me. But is the internet just fine with it??

Sorry to disrupt the 'godbless barfbowl badfood thread', but this is far more interesting to me. Besides, not much more to do while we wait for the latest 'blessed meal', whatever it'll be.
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>>21910807
Enjoy your meal, looks good! Very jelly
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>>21916835
Yeah, I agree with you. It's pretty pathetic.
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>yapping retarded cooklet is back
God bless
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>>21916867
Never left. There is no god though.
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>>21910807
>Chicken and cheese in the same burger
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No, god bless you
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>>21915785
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21916343
thank you for the compliment

>>21916411
thank you for your blessing to me, you too

>>21916855
thank you for the compliment and the well wishes.
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>>21917311
thank you for the blessing, you too
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thank you to >>21917086 for inspiring me to mirepoix. carrots celery yellow onion garlic ground chicken pickling salt cumin paprika ginger apple cider vinegar kale steel-cut oats green red and yellow peppers olive oil pepper and filtered water. God bless
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>>21917420
god bless your impending fluffy shits anon
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>>21917420
Brother. You were almost there. Just needed to have the mirepoix, the meat and then add a can of tomatoes to it instead of whatever you did. Cook up some pasta. All of a sudden you have a meal we could respect. Instead you chose this.

God bless.
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>>21917420
A piece of torn off envelope? I wanted to say egg carton but it's getting late
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>>21917441
I know that envelope all too well. That's the envelope your SNAP and EBT card in.
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>>21910828
I've decided they are all government or israelis trying to harm our morale
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what are you eating today? I wanna see what God blessed you with now

you're one of a kind

t. Stacy hungry
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>>21917433
He's always going to put oats and meat and vinegar together like a madman. Don't ever expect change. And now he thinks 'mirepoix' is a verb.
christ almighty. (it's just an expression)
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>>21917420
Appetizing and rich in essential nutrients.

God bless.
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>Pepsi
An excellent choice

God Bless
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>>21917693
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>>21917720
Be like Kendrell Jenner
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>>21917427
thank you for the blessings, you too

>>21917441
yes

>>21917556
thank you for the compliment. rest of the soup, some in a toasted bun with ketchup mayo and pepper

>>21917658
>>21917693
thank you for the compliments. and thank you for the blessings, you too
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>>21918066
any plans for the weekend?
I'll probably program and goon, like usual. Maybe take a drive.

Those food looks like it's go good with another Pepsi cola...

You gonna be comfy after eating that.

t. Stacy eating nothing but microwaves bagels, eggs, and .... oh ya, sardines
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>>21918128
>I'll probably program
Whatcha gonna write? If you can find Jolt Cola give it a try "for those late night hacks", I've tried the other hacker specialty of Club Mate, but it tastes nothing like a proper yerba mate.
Also, /deenz/ on bagels are always great!
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>>21918336
I am optimizing SQL statements and inference. But maybe I should really improve this photo app. I ripped out functionality from kuroba ex and use this all the time because exif data on Android is FUCKED

baking bread buns for burgers tonight

I have no clue about these alt soda pops. It's almost intimidating to be giving all this soda info.

You program too?
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>>21918472
>some burgers dont have onion
do you really live with other people?
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>>21910807
why would you cum in your paprika?
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>>21918513
cumin smells foul, like you-know-who
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>>21918472
interesting stove..is that from like the 40s or 50s?
impressed it's still alive and kicking
I Would Like To Know More
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>>21918704
i'm just a gay faggot. pardon my english. yes it's old but i enjoy you giving me attention even though my food is stupid and basic. ja i love america
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>>21918472
>>21918707
Alright, sure. That's fine.
Kill yourself you stupid faggot.
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>>21918657
voldemort?
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>>21918128
thank you for the compliment. bagels eggs and sardines are great

>>21918336
blue jolt with the twist top monster cans was classic

>>21918472
>>21918657
looks good
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3 boxes of kraft dinner with 400 grams ground chicken yellow onion garlic and olive oil. green red yellow peppers and black pepper. God bless
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seaweed gingerale. thank you to this guy >>21900830 for the idea. not as good as i was hoping it would be, but not as bad as it could have been. might be interesting with just a hint of it, which is probably closer to how it would drop if a brand release; just a bit of seaweed extract
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>>21919088
Dude.
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>>21919088
obesity christcuckery team let's goooooo!
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>>21918358
I don't program very much anymore. I really only write the occasional shell script and some python scripts really only for fun now. I do want to get back into low level programming and work on some reverse engineering(there is an ancient TTS program that I want to crack), but I spend most of my free time either in the kitchen or reading about food so it's unlikely that I'll do a deep dive and become 1337.

>>21919089
>seaweed gingerale
Would you consider fermenting the seaweed for some natural carbonation? Look into ginger-bugs and pine needle soda(pop) for inspo. It might take a week or two for the natural yeast culture to be strong enough. Also, if you have a scoby you could turn it into a kombucha
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>>21910807
>burger but worse
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>>21919188
idk id rather eat a sheet. but your idea would be very premium

>>21919400
as enjoyable with the right toppings, 30000 times easier than fucking around with patties, can make multiple in a regular soup pot. for diy its not even close, chopped cheese is the burger king
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God bless
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>>21910807
chopped cheese is a fake nigger sandwich
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>>21920253
hnnng

t. stacy
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>>21920297
thank you for the compliment
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kraft dinner with ground chicken onion garlic and peppers on a toasted bun with ketchup mayo and pepper
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>>21910807
>chopped cheese
this is the most performative named sandwich
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>>21920816
God bless
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>>21920816
Starch on starch with a side of liquid sugar.

Your fat body just can't get enough carbohydrates it seems.
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>>21921194
what's your bmi?
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>>21920816
O besse
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>>21921203
6 i think
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>>21921203
>big
>meat
>index
I"m packin' 8.5". What says you pencil peter?
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>>21920816
I'm recovering from food poisoning and all this KD is making my skin crawl, but God bless anyway
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>question dodging to avoid embarrassment
sad
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>>21921230
Who, troll?
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>>21920816
God bless

>>21921229
What did you eat that gave you food poisoning?
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>>21910807
why are there four?
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>>21922310
because OP is a gluttonous fat fuck
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>>21922321
for you
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>>21921124
thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21921229
get well soon, tablespoon of acv in your soup or juice or tea. and thank you for the blessing, you too

>>21922307
thank you for the blessing, you too
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3 boxes of kraft dinner with 400 grams ground chicken, yellow onion olive oil garlic and black pepper. 223lb. God bless
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>>21922396
>3 boxes of kraft dinner
holy fuck
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>>21922396
O' besse
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>>21911334
steady job of 7.95 an hour, part time.

NGL I should make a chopped cheese.
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>chopped cheese
>the cheese isn't chopped
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>>21922396
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>>21922396
thank you for the blessing, you too King
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>>21922310
>>21922321
Four small sandwiches is a relatively tiny amount of food for a grown man.
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>>21919094
>>21919089
Haha the madman did it god bless bro now try the nori lemonade.
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>>21922396
amen Canada bro

t. stacy
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>>21918704
that faggot is someone else
I'm a different fag

Idk what to tell you about the stove. It works.
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>>21923088
Show bobs and vegen plz
>>21923094
I can tell by your dirty stove that your fire alarm needs batteries.
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>>21923094
hot
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>>21923152
I'm a rent chad
not my problem
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>>21923219
How much is your rent
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>>21923265
1269/31 days



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