Fake nails edition
>>21981499>starts webm thread>posts mp4you had one job, anon.
>>21981499from the look of her hands I'd say she needs a good dicking
>>21981499My mom used to make me drink those small little yogurt drinks they caused me to vomit and feel sick all day
>>21981546I'm sorry your mom did that to you but also vomiting and feeling sick is not a normal reaction to a half ounce of yogurt so I think you have a milk protein allergy or something
>>21981499asian stuff sucks.
try to read more than one full row or column without laughing
>>21981713I used to have the same reaction. My Chinese friend read a Chinese book once and I thought it was amusing.Now I study it and I don't find it funny. More impressed that they can understand each other whilst speaking.When there are 30 different shi's for each of the 4 tones, it's like, how tf do they converse let alone make any scientific progress
>>21981570OR he lied.
>>21981948I assume you can tell what people mean by context kind of like how there are words in Japanese that are understood only by context. But that also applies to English
>>21981713Retards humour
>>21982186I posted it just for you :-)
>>21981499Do they really?
>>21982194oh yeah, that's the stuff
>>21982249kek
>>21982301Retard didn't take physics class and thought acting was more elaborate than Bernoulli's equations.
>>21981570Could also be a stress reaction from being forced to eat them.
>>21982178How does he get out?
>>21981499when you can't use your hands, you gotta use your teeth
/ck/ truly is the reddit containment board, I see now.
>>21982543somebody needs to make a clip taking the reactions of the crowd there and add it to the goyest of slops recipe, to make ebin meemee
>>21982556I don't understand what the joke is? I tried it and it turned out good. Never had good scrambled egg before.
>>21982539the same guy that created that triangle puzzle>>21982194this actives my acid reflux
>>21981713I couldn't, dont even know why I am laughing but I am.
>>21981512Iphone fags can't see webms so they have to use mp4.
based ja/ck/
>>21981499>>>/wsg/6126210
>>21982517pipes under the sand
>>21982651>he doesn't specify light sauce every timengmi
>>21982194Makes me think dominops sprung for the claude pro plan
>>21983773Medium rare prime rib always looks so fucking shit
>>21982517He doesn't. When he dies an egg will hatch birthing an identical man into the world. This man will feast on the corpse of his predecessor for sustenance so that he might fuel the production of new eggs that he himself lays. Once the corpse of his forerunner is picked clean he too shall perish on the spot while a new egg hatches and the cycle repeat.
>>21984339mm clay pot shards in my food
>>21982544Soups on!
