outdoor cooking meme editionold: >>6093122
>>6126220>>6126221xDd
Times you acted like "The Whale"?
>>6126224literally me every time i eat
Do you like mozzarella sticks?
>>6126220Are you guys gonna tell them or should I?
>>6126239Anyone got that greentext story from an anon that had a crazy roommate with a deep fryer in her room?
>>6126210Based Iranians. Literally whiter than USA.
>>6126232>ain't no damn Puerto ricanAyylmao. I'd love to hear more of the wisdom from this hilarious geezer
>>6126221everything about this is absolutely revolting, especially the sound. the graphics are fucking disgusting.>>6126220his childish/jewish shit jokes were annoying as were his unfunny skits but when he talked sort of seriously about the history of certain games as he was playing them it was pretty interesting. didn't mind him swearing and stuff when he missed a jump or whatever, that could be pretty funny - and stupid shit like throwing greendog into lava with dumb effects was funny (i actually liked greendog as a kid back in the 90's).but to later learn he's apparently a "cuck" and now to see him shilling fucking onions? wtf? is this a prank>>6126291please
>>6126223looks dry as dirt
>>6126631Very straight forward. Very good. I'm making that cinnamon sugar butter shit.
>>6126631>*chirp*
>>6126631Didn't she die?
>>6126651She's been dead for years now, yeah.
>>6126221Never knew avocado could reduce bad cholesterol. Thanks, weird grim baby.
>>6126221For me? It's baby grape
>>6126237>imported from Louisiana to Chicago>invasiveThis nigger is retarded
>>6126631how does it brown in the pan so fast???I put peanut oil in a cast iron pan and get it smoking hot and nothing ever cooks that fast in it
Anyone have the radish cupcakes and beans in brownies?
>>6126210I... don't like this. He looks like he'd shout antisemitic slurs at me while groping my fiancee's tsitse and my sisters' toches.
>>6127277I don't have it but I know the one. Don't knock it until you try it, beans in brownies makes them absolutely fantastic. Same with using radish and onion as confetti for cakes.
>>6127435Oh I'm sure they taste just fine. I just enjoy hearing that nigguh going ballistic over it and somehow deleted my copy.
>>6126210>Omg he put meat on a skewer so genius>>6126434>Omg reddit isnt this based as fuck totally makes up for the mass executions of its own citizens isnt China awesome too????1?
>>6127480>Brown trannyvoiced spammer so triggered it has to spam FOOD threads with off-topic garbage because Persians (what it calls amalek) will always be whiter than it willKEKAROONice israeli video
>>6127500Xhe has to do something now that hasbara has completely failed and most of the world hates india and isreal. Too bad for xher HRT fries brains and makes an already inbred sub-90 IQ retard even more unintelligible.
>>6126223leave it to a jew shitskin to overcook and fuck up something so simple
>>6126869Dark color absorb heat better than white.
>>6127253>those fucking black meme gloves>the jump cuts>the grotesque noisesbut he's an old white guy. he's supposed to be young and some sort of asian
>>6126229Er ikke du hjemme fra jobb?
>>6127787literally me
>>6127850i like to think i'm not a judgemental for a jew but that is some disgusting goyslop
>>6126486don't burn yourself with those hot opinions, anon.
>>6127480Your kvetching is delicious, yitzak
>>6126816>believing AI slopngmi
>>6126215kino
>>6126229That's a hot dog bun
>>6127480>makes up for the mass executions of its own citizensZOG does the same shit to us by replacing the the native white population with shitskins via mass immigration
>>6127480>mass executionsWe're tired of repeating ourselves, we don't care about your sand feuds thousands of miles away. The cops those subhumans killed, stripped naked, and sodomized were all more human than the 700 or so Arab-Semitic rebels executed for violent BLM-style protests. If you're going to pretend to care about Iranian civilians for your retarded thousand-year Poorim circlejerks, then don't come to a food thread to complain about some random Iranian (whiter than you Abdul) chef with your off-topic kvetching and ugly Semitic Arab webms.
>>6128685Nigga fuck off This is a thread a about food
>>6128644>make candied oranges>dip in chocolate>instantly better >>6128673>>6128685the shill attempts suck so bad that it causes one to ponder why they even try on 4chan dot org of all placesyet that troon's been spamming random threads with this shit since tel aviv started getting shelled
>>6128691>niggagtfo mutt
>>6126224>eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream>steal mother's prescription opiate painkillers again to counteract crippling diabetes pain>take 8 pills at once and make a scalding hot cup of tea>drink the tea so it goes into my stomach and seeps between all the cracks in the chewed up pizza dough and helps digest it (I imagine)>amazing feeling, full stomach, high on painkillers, sitting in cat form in elwynn forest on hardcore serv>click everyone who walks past and whisper them complimenting their cool characters>have awesome conversations about close shaves and the community>pass out from sugar crash at some point>wake up to burning smell and mild discomfort>frantically looking around figuring out if something is on fire>try to stand up and feel intense burning pain in crotch>look down>my PSU malfunctioned and partially melted my PC case>balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the desk>they're blackened and embedded into the plastic>didn't wake up because of painkillers + diabetes KOI'm so fucked up on painkillers and this still hurts like boiling fucking water being poured on me
>>6128201Are they ok?
>>6128794wtf post them, or describe how you got out of it.
>>6127615>>>6127253 #>>those fucking black meme gloves>>the jump cuts>>the grotesque noises>but he's an old white guy. he's supposed to be young and some sort of asianhah!>>6128204>>6128206
>>6128204I can't wait until the "zesty mayo dip" craze ends. Every fucking cook makes one regardless of what they dip in it.
>>6127787Would. Love plain looking women. Its actually my fetish
>>6126210Why are they singing about how china has all the salt?
>>6127787That "uh oh" in the background.
>>6129309>and, yes, it's a parmiheathens in some states (vic and/or nsw, maybe?) call it a parma. fucking retards.
>>6126234fucking faggot
>>6129842Calm down son.
>>6126221I-isn't that cannibalism?
>>6127850This is probably the most disgusting shit I've seen in a while.
>>6128204I take it back. THIS is the most disgusting thing I've seen in a while.
>>6126241Love this fag's shit.
>>6127480how mentally ill does a nigga need to be to post whatever this is over food
>>6126215wtf is that method of making a fire?! ;o
>>6126247whats happening here?
>>6129864board’s schizo, just ignore it>>6129865swedish torch
>>6126928Surprisingly not terrible.Sure, it's not the best way to cook eggs, but if all you have is a microwave, or heated water it'd work.
>>6129309Hate this shit.It doesn't really produce any better results than broiling the cheese the normal way and I've literally only seen like one or two cases where they don't horribly misjudge the slide and leave one side under-coveres and end up with a bunch extra at the end.
>>6127480There is literally nothing more based than executing the coalition of faggots and criminals the CIA is trying to use to do a color revolution in your country in the streets, except maybe dropping a nuke on tel aviv. I just wish we had live televised footage of it.
>>6126928This is the first recipe of Jack's that the meal looks fully cooked. This might be his Magnum Opus.
>>6127470>>6127435>>6127277This nigga puttin beans
>>6128628Needs cinnamon.
>>6128201Las Vegas must be a shit hole if this is their best seafood
>>6128204I hate this faggot.Just for making this face, he deserves to be killed. Same with the Albert cunt.
>>6129758hate this boomer cringe shit
>>6130226>hate this boomer cringe shitnta but hate is a strong word don't you think?it's mildly amusing seeing the ridiculous theatrics over a piece of basic shite food.it's a dumb joke but it's not that bad or "cringe" imo.ah well, people get "triggered" over dumb shit so whatevs, you do you>belly of the beast.webmnow these videos i don't get in the sense of how the fuck are you supposed to go about eating it?just slam your face into it and start chewing?you'd have to dislocate your jaw like some snakes do to get a proper bite with all the ingredients.at the very least you'd need a knife and fork and basically do surgery/dissect it to tackle the fucker.anyway, tell a lie, i do get it - novelty/"decadence" (and gluttony). it's enough to feed a family of 4 for a few days.and yet inevitably some fucker will say they could eat this alone in one sitting - impressively revolting, rather disturbing. but i'm also a bit jealous of those who can, one slice of a normal 12" pizza is enough to satisfy me for hours, i can't eat an entire one in one sitting anymore. and i sort of miss that.
>>6130076Very unhealthy to heat the plastic of the buns like that.But she's very pretty, I would let her kiss me if she asked nicely.
>>6126211ironic how it's all rustic northern european and then he breaks out a fucking lemon
>>6130334>nta but hate is a strong word don't you think?That's an average sunday on 4chan.
>>6126210non arab persians are so sexyi'd let him bull for my beautiful jewish wife while i jerk off in the corner
>>6129865a super old way that works really fucking well actually
>>6127253the only thing ok about this video are the gloves they are great for cooking among many other things. you are almost certainly a faggot
>>6126220please tell me he is doing satire
>>6126928looks great ja/ck!
>>6126210it sounds like he's singing "china has all the saltines" at the start
>>6127253i fucking hate that guy looks like a nonce
>>6126221>lychee>durianyou just know
>>6126234a lot of these food reviewers never show themselves actually swallowing for a reason
>>6127787why do slavs always have that absolute dead fish stare
>>6130334shut up.
>>6127277
>>6130815And here I thought he was going to the gym 8 days a week.
>>6131138I've something rich and creamy she could try
>>6128794jfc dude
>>6131151Try some vagisil
>>6131151
>>6131418Is this Doro rael?
>>6130839Chocolate comes from beans though
>>6131529>cacao beans>beanseven tamarind is more of a bean than cacao.
>>6131541Tamarind in brownies might be good. This nigga cookin.
>>6129865He made a rocket stove out of a log, very good method.
plops
>>6128201The point of a seafood boil is to boil the seafood in the spices, not dump it in a plastic bag and shake it up
>>6131529Cacao beans and Coffee beans are both seeds. Uncooked and unprocessed cacao look like the exoskeleton from a Xenomorph. Coffee is the seed of a red fruit.
>>6128600jumpscare ahh face
>>6131114None of this is a trick.
>>6131847>>6131114Cooking real food instead of just eating cancerous instant ramen with the shitty seasoning pack is a food hack now. An even better hack is to ditch the instant crap and just get real noodles then do everything he did with those instead.
>>6129842
>>6128794>balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the deskdamn dude, how long are your balls?
>>6126245This makes me viscerally angry for some reason, I know I shouldn't care that some retard does this on the internet for other retards, yet here we are.
>>6131914That's one of the least offensive videos here. Stupid and pointless, certainly- but at least he's not spilling grease cheese and piss all over himself.
>>6130076wonder how many pills and shit she takes daily, a bitch that needs her attention from ragebait food videos has to be on like a fistful of ssri's
>>6131914
>>6129758love this sexagenarian soulful cinematography
>>6128685Lmao fuck Iran, basically a gas station that thought they were a country
>>6132052this is a food threadfuck off already arab poltard
>>6132086Im Indian, we have better food, nukes and civilization than your giant gas station.
>6132090amazing bait
>>6131914it's engagement bait
Cuisine of Shanghai (northern China)
>>6132192This looks goo- >porkFuck, that's not kosher.
>>6132215So?
>>6126220They've even got them in green!
>>6131909Longer than my dick.
>>6132215>>6132224Nom nom... chinese pork is besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsz7kd65DLM
>>6126231>how to turn 160 calorie chips into 360 calorie chips with one simple trick
>>6126239>lets dirty every dish in the room
>>6132258>160 calorie chips
>>6129758I just wanna know who are the two anime girls on the left
>>6131421Yeah
>>6132350that looks bad
>>6126210I like how they edited out the part of him chewing that burnt undercooked dry meat
>>6126211Mmm burnt cancer potatoes with a side of undercooked parasite fish.
>>6132689 >>6132691this faggot has never cooked meat
>>6132692They left the membrane on those ribs there's no way it cooked fully enough over charcoal for that to not be chewy as hell. They didn't even cover it or anything so you're fighting with that Sub-Zero temperature.
>>6126224I ate a whole large pizza with regular crust along with a thin crust large pizza in one sitting. Was almost 6,000 calories total. I enjoyed every minute of it.
>>6132692It's some tourist normalfag replying to everyone in separate posts in 2k26, of course it hasn't ever done anything properly.
>>6132697All right I'm leaving then I hope your thread dies. Bitch
>>6132700Uh huh, try that again without my dick stretching out your pale dyel throat, sissy newfaggot.
>>6132703>19 year old truck driverAs in he's had 19 years of trucking experience? No way he's actually 19.
>>6132722gotta love those 'merican chemicals and stress filled lifestyles
>>6127787
>>6132545>Louis Vuitton shop>Sydney>modern """"""""Australians""""""""thanks, I hate it
>>6132722He says 19 year old. He looks late 30s minimum.
>>6132703DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT
>>6131847All asians believe adding some fish sauce to any meal is a secret trick. Just let them have their cargo cult culture, they have nothing else.
>>6132703reminds me of my friend from high school so long ago. man looked like a 35 year old tax accountant on his second divorce. he had a comb over as a sophomore, and the hairy back of a gorilla. man he did one hell of a monkey impression though
>>6126869corn oil.
>>6126234He should do his next food review from inside the oven as the food's cooking.
>>6133354kek
>>6132691lol i was going to say something like thata cast iron pan would ruin that authentic charcoal flavor ...?
>>6126231Disgusting. FYI Doritos are just about the most unhealthy chip-like food.
>>6132774DEEENZ
>>6133367>>6132691In case you were too blind to see, he actually doesn't eat the peel.
>>6132774Based and deeeeenzpilled
>>6129871he's doing some cooking
>>6127311sounds like he fucks
How do I bring myself to cook every day or even just every few days?I eat goyslop fast food for almost every meal.
>>6126221Try telling that to people who follow the carnivore diet.
>>6131114noodles are not a mealpeople who act like they are need to be institutionalized
>>6133682Find recipes for things you're interested in mastering.Just make that over and over until you feel you can do it without a recipe.
>>6133682Just cook large batches and freeze most of it. That way you only have to cook every 3 days or so. Stews and soups are good for this and there are some pretty good tasting easy recipes. Taking stuff out of the freezer and cooking some rice/pasta doesn't take much more effort.Make sure to get a large enough pot though.
>>6133692Doesn't that cause freezer burn and make it taste bad?
>>6126251lol
>>6133695You only get freezer burn when you expose the food to the air of the freezer while it freezes. Just use freezer bags.Foods like stews and soups freeze really well
>>6131839It's a combination of an ugly face and bad lighting.
>>6132726You're projecting, thirdie.
>>6133844 muttcope, you wish you could be nordic stock
>>61287942023 called and wants its copy pasta back
>>6133354
>>6134032>do you want a flake with that?and why is he serving it like a jeet with the stupid way he puts the glass down at the end and the disinterested performative nonsense. also slamming the bell as hard as he can.i like old ale barrels but i wouldn't let this cunt serve me.and that smug face at the end... i hate this video.thank you.
>>6132722It's a joke just like the hair question. Or engagement bait.
>>6134139No one cares alchy.
>>6134139kys sperg
>>6129316My nigga. I like calling them "middies"
>>6134164>>6134172seems i triggered some jeets. lolé
>>6134279>i triggered myself saaaaaaaaarsgood for you tranny
>>6130589Where do you think potatoes and peppers are from?
>>6134279>get called alchy>respond with fotm knee-jerk insultAlchy confirmed and he's mad.
>>6133845Your skin is the color of shit.
>>6134427you have liver failure and you also lost, tranny
>>6126232He sounds like Belethor's southern hick cousin.
Sweet ass
>>6126241He's kino af. Him and Townsends are pure dopamine.
>>6134435I hate influencer speak. They can't give honest reviews because those don't get clicks, they have to be "obsessed" with fucking everything. It's impossible to tell if they actually enjoy the things they're promoting, I just want to see some real honesty.
>>6130812*british*
>>6134280>good for you trannyi don't want to be a woman and i don't want stuff up my arse or in my mouth because i'm not a faggot. i'm an old man.>>6134373>Alchy confirmedtrue>and he's mad.false if you mean angry. if you mean the correct British definition of "mad" (we invented your language) then yeah, slightly. all good people are.still not sure why you two are so angry about me dissing a dogshit video of a smarmy faggot but whatever lolretards
>>6133354?
>>6126210Atrocious thread. Skip.
>>6126220That fucking fag should eat all his onions straight out of Soros' asshole
>>6134009Damn, poor girlie.
>>6132383it's actually 3 and they are vtubersleft is snuffy, right is meat and the bottom one is hinabobina
>>6129885Nigga it's a ziplock bag and he cuts it open.
>>6126928Just like momma used to make.. I love eggs that taste like plastic bags
>>6134139based. he reminds me of the cinema concession stand popcorn twirler. both these big boys likely wear fedoras and study the blade.
>>6135524at least popcorn guy can fill the container, the barrel bloke can't pour a proper pint. half of it is froth for fucks sake
>>6135954gross why is the oil black
>>6134765>Has to make a point of saying he's from great shitain.Makes sense you scream about jeets since that's your whole country.>We invented your language.>WeYou just inhabit the area. While we're talking about inventions name a single thing to come out of England in the last 50 years.>Angry about me dissing.> "Dissing" after the comment about language.Pathetic. People are shitting on you after your rambling alchy lingo no one gives a shit about.
>>6134009I lost my appetite too little slant eye ..
>>6134009Chinese food habits are so sadistic. Some of them think suffering brings out flavor when they'll boil dogs and other animals alive. Not to get /pol/faggoty.
>>6134009>>6136091That's Korean and they kill it beforehand.
>>6128794balls or gtfo
>>6136125doesn’t matter, it's fucking disgusting and subhuman behaviour to cook shit that's still moving.>but it's deadso? it's still fucking moving. subhuman.
>>6126221It seems I did live to see those horrors huh?
>>6128204Burger core
>>6136025>Makes sense you scream about jeets since that's your whole country.oh don't worry, you'll be flooded with them soon enough, it's already started some time ago from what i've heard but your country is fucking huge so it may take you a little longer to notice the rot>You just inhabit the area.my bloodline is ancient (1000's of years) and tied to this land. i don't "just inhabit", i AM the UK.and my ancestors created the language you're using.can you say the same?n'wah>While we're talking about inventions name a single thing to come out of England in the last 50 years.easy. Me. you'll find out soon enough
>>6136243based
>>6126210Wow even the middle east does this product placement shilling stuff? Like fuck was FOUR bottles of the brand's sauce really neccessary? At least western influencers do this shit less obviously.
>>6136492>western influencers do this shit less obviously.kek good one
>>6136496I'm guessing you're from whatever 3rd world country that dude is in, but yes, advertisements that blatant hasn't been a thing for years now in 1st world countries. You don't just display the BRAND's full product lineup, you somewhat discretely show the product being used in every day life, while only flashing the product name/brand briefly but more frequently throughout the video.Braindead 3rdies truly have ruined the internet.
>>6136508nope, from the third world shithole known as america where ads are everywhere in every short, tv show, and food videop.s. you will never be white, stop shitting up the food threads with your kvetching
>>6136511>kvetchingas expected of this board
>>6126216>grainsludge in seed oils>under sky with chemtrailsgrim
>>6136512Do a little dance, goy.
>>6132444>>6131418
>>6132836When a milf touches you after you'be been edging for hours>>6132444Anybody got that webm of a cute blonde girl baking and singing?
>>6134444>influencer>honestYou're looking in the wrong spot. Influencer by definition are paid shills. You can pay them to even go gaga about your personality. Lol. They are prostitutes of social media
>>6135118Ugh that disgusting giant fupa bulge below her waistline
>>6135972Because the video is from Afghanistan. It was under foreign invasion for the past 20+ years. Expensive items like cooking oil are still out of reach for many people. So they reuse their cooking oil. Its not healthy but poverty forces them to resort to such behavior. You'll be surprised what muricans did to survive depression era
>>6136523lol so true
>>6136598only good post in the last 20+
>>6136759I don't disagree but why do you soak your food in reused cooking oil thenYou can fry a patty without fucking drowning it in oil and then shovelling more oil on top
>>6127480China is actually becoming better by caring about affordable housing(regardless of sound investment since it's for living in) and requiring companies to compensate those that are replaced by ai directly. The USA doesn't care about its citizens at all. Neither side does, left or right. They both work for Israel AND Hollywood Jews. hillary now praises trump. Uniparty corruption event on full display.
>>6129043It's never going to end, fool.
>>6128685This anon is correct. Jews gotta make everything political to point out some victim(that they made)
>>6129523Parmesan? Parme?Sounds like some more European preferred retardation.
here comes the retard spamming the entire dogshit indian thread because his autism compels him to ruin everything
>>6136925Faggot couldn't even make the effort to not do it in identical order, either.
>>6136955yawa mura mag piso
>>6128600milk solids was what they called me in high school
>>6134953Why?
>>6131746Ew raw cacao taste like shit
India's shit need their own contaiment thread.
>>6137184They have 2 >>6125795>>6119264
>>6126237What a fucking idiot
>>6126241Imagine him taking it up the shitter after a big creamy bowl of onions stew
>>6137186Nice
>>6137134Fag
>>6132722He's joking.
>>6136243why are you such a fag
>>6137891>>6137608
>>6138694why are you so melanated?
>>6136523>mad about somebody else eating grains which are delicious and can be enjoyed in moderation>pretending it's not olive oil>pretending there's anywhere in the UK this guy can go without chemtrailsgay
>>6136842Yeah
china has all the saltines
>>6139827I prefer sweet things
>>6139830what's your favorite moon cake recipe
>>6139284Ew
>>6133077i had a bud like that from school days. he was real tall and awkward looking with a noticeable bald spot by high school. great guy though. everyone loved him. he started shaving his head in college and now he's a cardiologist with a cute ER doc wife and two kids so it didn't slow him down.
