Where do you fall on the triangle?>What about anus burner 9000It's bullshit. If your preferred hot sauce has a sentence for a name then it's bullshit and you were raised by hippies.
Here's where I fall. Personally I find myself using Tabasco more often than the other two. Franks goes absolutely great on anything fried and Sriracha is great on noodles and Asian foods. Tabasco is a good all rounder and goes on everything except steak.
>>21996014Weird triangle, frank's and tabasco are practically the same sauce.
>>21996039It's the triangle of mediocrity.Funny how >>21995297 was made and those were the first 3 mentioned.
>>21996014The triad of garbage meme sauces. If you want a Louisiana-style hot sauce, at least get something decent.
>>21996014i use piripiri like a real man.
>>21996014anus burner 9000 is not a sentence>>21996070buy an ad faggot
>>21996014the sugar-salt, salt-vinegar, and vinegar-salt pyramid
>>21996070I already have a salt shaker
Why did /ck/ stop talking about 'vark sauce?
>>21996120vark has always been a terrible watery flavorless sauce. it used to get posted as a meme because it's reddit: the sauce.
>>21996074piri piri~to karai nosuki sukisuki suki daisuki~
>>21996014Sriracha always tastes to me like the garlic has gone off. I'd rather get a straight pepper sauce and add fresh 'lic
>>21996070/thread
>>21996014Your bottom left has a sentence for a name.Who's hot sauce is that?Frank's Red Hot.No different than Dave's Hurtin' Habenero, but if I said that was my favorite here then I will have that bald guy hot sauce meme thrown at me.
>>21996014huh? both franks and tabasco are very vinegar-y hot sauces. they belong in the same corner. i'm not sure what the 3rd corner would be Tbh.
>>21996014For me it's black pepper.
>>21996014
>>21996088>anus burner 9000 is not a sentence This.
Truth is the hot isn't the enjoyable flavour, it's the vinegar.
>>21996014Frank's Red Hot is a sentence, Anus Burner 9000 is not, you homeschooled trailer trash
>>21996480>Who's hot sauce is that?*Whose
>>21996510
I've gone through dozens of extract sauces (5 floz is the standard) because I tend to use it in every meal. Sometimes straight, sometimes diluted like mixed with a lesser hot sauce, or mayonnaisei've never had a good sense of taste, but I love the burning feeling, my eyes watering, apparently it's called endorphins.
>not for your butt hole Kek lmao
>>21996120contract with hyderabad shill farm ran out
I like the chipotle versions
>>21996014>Where do you fall on the triangle?
>>21996756
>>21996014I choose eating fresh, quality food, not poor-quality rotting meat and vegetables that requires covering the flavor with the overwhelming burning sensation of a plant toxin to be palatable.
>>21996756>laughing at your own AI gen on a public forumreassess your life.
>>21996787you probably say this while using mustard and black pepper and onions and garlic
>>21996789Hey fuck you faggot. I didn't tell the AI to do that.
>>21996014I almost exclusively use tobasco for things like etoufee and stews. Sriracha (the og brand, never cared for imitators) goes good on almost anything, despite being memed to death. Franks is shit
>>21996846sriracha was good oncebut that was around 2012if you like it, okay, but it ain't good
>>21996014Honestly, as heretical as it is, I find the Chipotle Tabasco to be the best generic hot sauce for stuff (Cholula Chipotle is a close second). I tried the Tabasco Sriracha and found it had a good balance of flavor. Franks Red Hot and Regular Tabasco have WAY too much vinegar.
I like Frank's though :(
>>21996850what's the next best alternative in the same vein?
Revision 1 because you FAGS complain too much. For anyone uncultured, the sauce in the bottom left is from Filibertos.
>>21996959Holy shit you caved?I cannot respect an anon like you. I would never let you stick your peepee in my bum hole.
>>21996014>vinegar based hotsauce>vinegar based hotsauce that tastes 99% similar to the other vinegar based hotsauce>sriracha which tastes different than the other two saucesI'm genuinely so sick of legitimate 60 IQ retards winning the internet and having full control over it.
>>21996789yeah I mean it is funny though. good slop
>>21996975I thought about it and franks kinda sucks. Also it's mostly vinegar. I remembered that I made my own and it was far superior taste-wise. (Buffalo wings are still mad tasty though) Tabasco at least has some goodness to it.>>21996983Are you on your period or something? Stop taking estrogen and stop ordering fancy boutique sauces to fill the void in your life that you created by abusing media consumption as a source of dopamine. Faggot. Put some Tabasco on eggs and be happy. Get some noodles and put Sriracha on it and enjoy.
>>21996959Vinegar-Spicy
For me, it's Valentina Salsa Picante
>>21996909Melinda's fire roasted garlic and habaneroi forget if it's Marie Sharps or melinda's that's sketchy, but they all taste great
>>21997181Melinda's is peak and i do not care about the lore behind who scammed who and who stole the recipes
>>21996014Tapatio, but Sriracha is good with rice
>>21997190funny you should say that because melindas is well known to be garbage
>>21996088i eight thousand your mom. anus burner 9000, however
I reject your premise. This triangle makes no sense. There's nothing that brings those three together. Sriracha doesn't belong with the other two. Frank's is salty and gross.
>>21996019rounder?
>>21997312well known among who, dumbass
>>21996480>>21996784Hey that's the one I was talking about! It took a lot longer than usual to appear though. I am dissappointed in you, /ck/.
>>21996014The triangle should be>sweet>spicy>vinegarThe OP chart is fucking dogshit because both tabasco and frank's are vinegar-heavy.>>21997176This guy fucking knows. Valentina has some real flavor beyond "bro dude just vinegar haha".
>>21997151>image diffusion models are trained on real world reference material>making it a crooked mirror of our reality>and it recreates the fucktarded pre-workout packaging perfectlyamazing lelhttps://youtu.be/6zdHDrRz164
