>>22014683
PISS
OUT
MY
ASS

ty for your work good anons 07

Excellent work gents ('-')7

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>drink coffee every day
>become addicted
>now i *need* to drink coffee every day
>mfw

Is it normal sometimes for coffee to have a mild tobacco aftertaste?

>>22015044
yes

>>22015044
THIS NIGGA DRINKING BURNED BEANS

>>22015044
Not unless you drink charcoal.

>>22015044
The only times I've gotten that are from shitty Sumatran/ Papua New Guinea beans.

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Hey guys, RETARD here. I messed up big time. So I like coffee a lot, yeah? Except I only go to cafes to drink it and I can't make it at home. At the same time I got ahead of myself and promised filter coffee for 10 people at this villa we're staying two nights at. I've never even made coffee before. My favorite cafe will lend me an origami dripper or whatever it's called plus an uhhhh kettle? Forgot what else I needed. I'll get some beans and have them grind them for me in advance because I don't have a grindr and then I'll watch a youtube short on how to make it.

Am I going to cook or am I going to get cooked? Any advice? Surely it can't be that hard.

>>22015278
normies will drink anything, its fine
you do have filters that fit right?

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Man I love coffee.
Man I hate clueless animefaggotposters.
(Currently sipping Finca La Manoa double washed gesha through an Origami)

>>22015286
Filters?

>>22012649
Cold brew is my go to during the week. Personally I've always preferred less acidic, cold drinks and its extremely convenient and stupid easy to make.

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>>22015296
is it the wave or the cone
you need paper filters

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>>22015315

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Good thing I'm clued in!

>>22015315
I need special filters too?

>>22015349
yes
how do you think coffee is made anon?

Also I don't think normalfags will drink anything. They like sugary sweet shit or super duper milky garbage lake latte and cappuccino. Filter coffee especially I feel like it will be the hardest for them to like.

>>22015356
you can put milk and sugar in drip coffee anon

>>22015355
I'm just super duper tired. Of course I'd need the correct filters. Maybe I should just get an aeropress. It's retard proof. Wont be able to farm aura points with it though and I think it's a waste of coffee when you can just use a real filter method. Damn. I'm just gonna google and see if there's a filter making workshop event on the weekend or some shit.

>>22015360
That sounds like literal fucking shit. Aint no way.

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>>22015278
>asa
I will now reply to your post. As long as they're not coffee snobs, they won't be able to tell or really care. It's hard to fuck up filter coffee. Worst case scenario they'll just load it up with cream and sugar. Some of them will probably do that regardless.

>>22015361
Please try making coffee daily for 10 people with an aeropress.

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>needs a workshop to figure out how to pour hot water into a funnel

>>22015363
I guess I'll be the autistic no fun at parties guy if I tell them adding cream and sugar will be retarded and they'll ruin that shit. I do think they owe me some respect if I'm buying expensiveass beans and bringing all this gear to make shit for them. They're not coffee snobs and that bothers me, because as soon as I started talmbout coffee and getting filter, because I'm not about to make 20 espressos with a damn flair, this one bitch started inserting herself with her dogwater portable "espresso" machine that uses dogshit capsule coffee. It's going to be so difficult to hide my powerlevel and not shit on her garbage and ruin her mood and fun.
>>22015366
You barely do anything? Just gotta run it 5 times and I'm done.
>>22015372
I'm buying expensive beansies and I don't wanna tarnish them and also end up bragging about the super expensive and rare beans I got, then serving them garbage that's not made properly.

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>>22015376
>super expensive and rare beans

>>22015381
What the fuck happened here lmao holy fucking shit? This looks like an office. Don't tell me bro wanted to impress his coworkers then got spaghetti arms from nerves and fucked his shit up for life. That's minus 10000 aura right there. I feel like I'd do some goofy shit like this. Damn.

>>22015384
>What the fuck happened here
Looks like Inverted method
Aka that shit you should never use unless you brew with tiny amounts of water

>>22015408
>Inverted method

Fuck is that lmao? You turn the press upside down and put the cup on top? No way.

>>22015411
You brew upsidedown and then flip onto a cup and press

>>22015441
Why?

>>22015444
To impress your furry friends.

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Trvthnvke

>>22015463
Fake truth claiming. These presses are ass.

>>22015463
should be french press

>>22015362
americans and Vietnamese have been doing it for 100 years
if drip coffee is sufficiently strong adding milk makes it taste alright.

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man i fucking love chickory coffee

>man i fucking love chicken
what did he mean by this?

>>22015444
For some immersion in the brew. It's literally impossible to fuck up like that it's a trend to do it on purpose

>>22015463
fake.
high and low iq is 10 cups of drip out of a cheap chinese man coffee maker.

>>22015767
Wrong. "I need less" contrarians that plague this site and wrong about most things and your post is definitely included

>>22015772
you want to fight you fucking faggot? i'll shit in your mouth.

>>22015700
>We pourposely trained him wrong. As a joke.

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>>22015556
HELL YEAH

>>22015772
Everyone just wants to think they are LE BASED CHAD, so they insist that the truthnuke is wrong.

I made that meme even though I use fucking flair 58

>go round family members house
>see they have a nice coffee machine
>she offers you a coffee
>say "yes please, I was just admiring your machine actually"
>they huff, "oh you want a posh coffee anon? I'll have to get [husband] to do it"
>sits there and makes an instant coffee for everyone else
>10 minutes later husband appears and makes a massive deal about using the machine
>feel guilty about having a coffee from a machine that they bought and that they offered
>"we can't taste the difference anyway anon"
Why do these mongs buy coffee machines if they just use instant anyway

>>22016113
this literally happens to me but im the husband
anyway they do it for vanity.
its just wealth signaling.

Tried to make turkish coffee with carbonated mineral water. The carbonation was boiled away but the coffee does taste nice.

>>22014683
The poorer the country of origin, the better the coffee beans.

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New beans

>>22016113
In situations like this is ask for a tea or hot chocolate because I'm clearly not going to get a good coffee.

>>22016113
When in Rome, anon. My mom had a shitty nespresso machine with the pods and whenever I visit her that's what I drink. She loves it but it tastes like water to me.

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>>22014683
I got that coffeetime coffeetime sadness
Co-co-co-co-coffee time sadness coffee time sadness

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Yesterday I ordered freshly roasted coffee in a country I'm visiting (Belarus). Picked it up, it was roasted today. Ove never seen coffee this fresh. And they made me an Ethiopian cappuccino as a gift. It's a good day lads.