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>>3836570
Shinji is very cute indeed. But I think it is unhealthy for me, a grown man, to like this particular 14 years old twink form an ancient anime TV series. Because I am not a pedo.
Cutest straight yaoi pairing
>>3836570>>3836611>>3836701>>3836784based>>3836747cringe
>>3836784"straight yaoi" is the silliest buzzword but it makes me laugh every time, so I think I'm starting to like it
yea straight yaoi
>>3836851What does it even mean
>>3837220From what I can tell it's some new "traps aren't gay" type meme, except it basically means "yaoi isn't gay", which is extremely funnyBut there does also seem to be a distinction where "straight yaoi" excludes bara and ... I guess I'd say hypermasculine yaoi? What zoomers are calling straight yaoi looks identical to me to what fujos liked in the 00's, bishi BL stuff
>>3837231I do agree with the traps aren't gay thing personally but i still don't understand what the straight yaoi thing means, shinji and kaworu both look like boys.
>>3837307trannies are just upset that a male can be cuter than them without mutliating his body with synthetic chemicalsi honestly pity them
>>3837307maybe its because both shinji and kaworu are both twinks, and some people consider twinks to be 'girly' i think? atleast thats my two cents, honestly just as confused about the terminology as you anon.
>>3836784>>3836811>>3836851>>3837220I thought "straight yaoi" was yaoi involving straight dudes, y'know, like straight to gay type stuff.
Guys it's not hard, straight yaoi is yaoi targeted at straight male audiences
>>3837477this ship is targeted towards straight males?
>>3837231i think it means "gay stuff that doesn't make the straight male viewer feel gay," maybe excluding masc/bara content because that would be TOO gay
>>3837307See>>3837315And seriously claim it's gay. They're two very feminine twinks, it's straight
>>3837606>very feminine twinksNot really, Shinji just looks like an average japanese teenager.
>>3837607Feminine enough to crossdress, feminine enough to be str8
>>3837610Cope. Shinji looks like a boy. If you're attracted to him, you're gay.
>>3837614He's 2D, it doesn't even count!
>>3837615This
Kaworu bf or Shinji bf?
"Straight yaoi" only makes the slightest bit of sense of you use it for ships that aren't enjoyed by 99% fujos and gays like kawoshin
>>3837782>bfObviously not but Shinji fits the husbands dirty little secret stereotype better
>>3837802he fits the "I want to lick every part of him" stereotype
>>3836570faggot
>>3837995what board do you think youre on
>>3837606how delusional can you be lmao, if you like this you're gay no way around it
>>3837995nothing faggy with kissing other bros
>>3837782NEED KAWORU BF
>straight yaoi readers
yankin
>>3837782Kaworu if you want to be dommed by a smug literal godShinji if you're into being choked (And cuddling him after he cums and starts crying)
I literally finished NGE yesterday (OG series + EoE) and I were surprised at how little screentime Kaworu has. Don't get me wrong, there's food for days in every scene he's in, but while I've heard other material like the rebuild movies and the gorillion fucking spinoff mangas have even more stuff on him, I've also heard they're not super worth getting into. Should I get into them?
>>3838096>I lfinished NGEAmateur mistake haha
I want to breed him so bad
>>3838015Being gay is attraction to men, I'm a shinjisexual
>>3838185So a pedo? Christ... Why is /cm/ always like this?
>>3838186cringe>>3838185>>3838152>>3838115based
How do you guys feel about genderswaps?
>>3838422I want him to fuck me
>>3838422I like it but it makes me sad because we could've had this instead
>>3838624what's he thinkin?
>>3837680>*slurp* *munch* *crunch* *gulp*
>>3837614>>3837615If you know he has a dick and you still fap to him you're gay, no debate.
>>3838152How come people are horny for Rei and Asuka all the time and it's just normal but when people are horny for Shinji people act like they're a pedo?Does anyone here own any Shinji statues? I have quite a few and they always have really pronounced butts, this is clearly a character intended to be lewded
>>3839359Actually there's a debate going on right now
>>3839362I don't understand how there are people using /cm/ that somehow haven't admitted to themselves they like boys
>>3839718artist?
>>3839872wait i’m retarded nevermind
>>3839364Liking boys can be straight
>>3839942right, and liking women can be gay
>>3839360because society says it's normal for adult men to lust after teen girls but when adult men lust after teen boys it's creepy
>>3839943Shinji faces his greatest challenge yet... Crohn's disease.
>>3840200he's out of toilet paper
>>3840172I don’t think society thinks either of those is fine anon...
Getting back on topic...
>>3840300ughhhhhh so cute ughhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3840300I need this in my life
look at this fucking slut
>>3838897Does anyone have the dong calculations post of this pic? I've been looking for it for months
>>3840341I wonder how long it will be before somebody trains an AI model to produce dong calculations automatically?
>>3838897lmao this pic though.
I can barely remember shit from the last rebuild movie
Whore!!
Kaworu ToT
>>3837782Kaworu cuz he's cuter
>>3837782>>3841157I gotta go shinji cuz i love how goddamn pathetic he is and id love being able to manipulate and please him so easily meanwhile kaworu i'd have no idea how to act around, he's so cute but his vibes would be so off-putting irl. No idea what he's thinking
>>3841264hes thinking he wants your bussy. trust me.
>>3843115extremely pertinent information.
>>3836570happy ending
>>3843952MOAR crossdressing kawoshin please
>>3840341Dong calculator. I have the pic, but I've come to feel it's a bit mean, and possibly inaccurate. Reluctant to post it. To make up for it, I can say Shinji averages at about 4cm flaccid in the manga, going specifically by chapters 50 and 51 where he's nude: but we can see he's submerged or standing in water in all those panels, so he's probably just cold. There's also no reliable way to determine erect penis size from a flaccid measurement.
>>3845374pretty sure matpat did when trying to find the size of Luigi's dick
>>3845374pleeeeeeeeeeeease post it
>>3845421Here's Kawoshin instead>>3845407Problem with this is that there really is a lot of variation in the size of a single penis, depending on the moment. Even a very large dick can become very small when flaccid and cold. Flaccid measurement actually means almost nothing. Apparently the way to measure a flaccid penis is to pull it to length to get the "stretched penile length", which itself is usually a few centimeters off from erect length. Another factor is Shinji being depicted in Sadamoto's artstyle + the basic idea that they're just making a mecha show, and the dick isn't the focus: it's a bit mean to imply Shinji is inadequate when he's really probably just average.
shinji has a phimotic micropenis confirmed.
>>3845466I have to admit the idea makes him cuter
>>3845471kaworu thinks so too.
>>3845472
>>3845466I'd still suck it
sexo
>>3845635kaworu thinks so too.
>>3840499i love this twink so damn much. i wish i could lick his nipples while i caress his buttocks.
>>3845649I wanna smack his ass
>>3836784>>3836851>>3837220>>3837315>>3837556>>3837231>>3837477>>3837791>>3838052I thought "straight yaoi" was a reference to this image...
is it gay if im a guy and i like kaworu?
>>3846895yeah youre a fag now
>>3845466Hot as fuck
The things i would do to him...
How do you cope with having missed out on this type of love
>>3847738um, missed out? can always just date a 14 year old, you know?
Shinjicat!
>>3847986Karl vision
>>3847767baesd
>>3848434Shinjicat!
i love karl and karlfag
>>3849813And I love ShinjicatBlack cats are best cats
>>3850037lol
>>3838015bro you are literally halfway down the shinji x kaworu thread in the cute/male board, don't act like you got here for no reason
bros, I want to do gay things to him.
>>3850694Based
>>3846893was there originally a drawing in panel 4?
>>3839943he read the conversation above
>>3853442here’s the original: https://twitter.com/gwifirusu/status/1600411762771513344
>>3852301:3
>>3837995lil nigga hell yea
>>3854186Idk what that guy before was yapping about but liking men as a man makes you gay even if he's feminine. Also being gay doesn't automatically make u right cuz I'm gay n think ur dead wrong
>>3854186Good thing there are no traps ITT
>>3854184this.need him in my mouth, full homo.
>>3854213defend to the death and cherish
>>3837782Shinji for me
>>3838488BPD twink with mommy issues *moans*
>>3856460>BPD twink with mommy issuesThat's literally me
Would you massage shinji's feet?
>>3846895Yes although being gay for Kaworu doesn't mean you're gay/bi in general
>>3857527he is 14...
I wanna blast on shinji's tummy
>>385772821 in the Rebuilds
>>3857728Out of ten!
One of the most fuckable little anime twinks of all time. I love that he has normies slobbering over him when he’s 14 lol
>>3858076>twinkHe is a child
Shinji confirmed shota enough to have his cock showing <3
I'd definitely like for Shinji to cum inside me. He'd probably apologize for being so rough while whimpering softly. Wouldn't mind him taking out his stress on me like that.
>>3858674Same.
>>3858087tiny pp
>>3858978
>>3858978>>3858979hehe cute
>>3857704>>3857780>>3857527Based>>3857728>>3858077Kill yourself
>>3858674Also based
>>3858087Bro I want to cum on his balls ToT
>>3839364Did you just admitted that liking cute boys without being attracted to them is too incomprehensible?>I leik cute boy>I browse board dedicated to cute boysIt's not some 4th dimension we're trying to visualize.
I wanna aggressively slam my face into his butt
>>3836570gendo was lucky bastard...
Shinji is cute but I don't care for Kaworu
>>3860003I wanna aggressively slam my cock into his asshole
built for rape.
>>3861178Built for cuddling and comfort after he fucks me but cums too fast because of how good my ass feels and cries while apologizing for not being able to make me feel good
>>3837606holy fucking cope
>>3837616sex
No Toji in this thread? I wish I could smell his pubes
>>3861251topkek
>>3861378>Tojihe's the redhead with big glasses and a camcorder right?
>>3861725No, that's Kensuke. Toji's the one in the tracksuit.
>>3861813*Protect and cherish boy"
retvrn
Tardworu
>>3862422Cute retard
>>3837615>>3837610>>3837606Wait, I'm not gay? Fuck, I guess I'm on the wrong board. I'll get the mods to delete this thread while I'm at it
Impregnate
>>3863157Headpat
come in!.gg/K2ybFaX2
>>3862422Kensuke :)
>>3837308stfu with politics here im trying to look at cute boys
>>3838186go back
>>3857728breedable
>>3864976No one was talking about it anymore
>>3864991the point was to tell that guy not to post that shit
>>3864994it was posted 141 days ago you're more likely to make people talk about that shit again by replying to it.
>>3864999ok fine sorry i didn't look at the date :(
>>3865453cute in every way
Need for boy ToT
perform homosexual acts on Shinji
do you think shinji is ticklish?
>>3871935Probably.I hope soHe seems like a sensitive boy.Also ToT
>>3845456so you're saying shinji is a grower not a shower? or maybe kaworu was just half hard in that pic, as he looks a shinji intensely...
>>3872900Well, it's safe to say Shinji is EITHER a grower with an average size, or he actually is much smaller than average. It's impossible to know. From this pic >>3838897 I think you could actually say Kaworu has unusual mass though. If the outline of his equipment starts just below the middle finger of his right hand, and even if he's only chubbin, he looks above average.
>>3872845Need boy ToT
Why is Shinji so hot despite looking so plain?
>>3864184invite expired
>>38729467 inch dick kaworu confirmed.
New Thread?
>>3880105By all means
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