Never Fully Dressed EditionWelcome to /Deer/!>What is /Deer/?/Deer/ is a thread for fans of Alastor, the Radio Demon, from Amazon Prime’s hit series Hazbin Hotel. /Deer/ is a safe space to discuss, promote, and create content for our favorite deer man!>Who we are…We are deer friends from all walks of life who come together in this thread to share content related to Alastor. We are inclusive and welcome everyone who is interested in the Red Stag.>Who are the Alasisters/Stag Sisters?Alasisters/Stag Sisters are a collection of devoted riako yumes who make up the Cult of the Red Stag. They honor their F/O by partaking in blood and sex rituals on his behalf.>What are the rules?* Respect all deer friends.* Respect our husbando.* Ignore all bait posters.* Stay on topic. This is a solo Alastor thread and ship art/discussion is not allowed.* Keep it varied! A healthy thread has a number of topics.* No ship warfare, ship material belongs on /hhg/.* We do not kink shame, however NSFW content is not allowed. Do not force your kinks on others. Go to /trash/ for pornographic content and discussion.* Lolisho must be SFW.Questions? An in-depth explanation can be found here: https://pastebin.com/1NbtaKCm>Previous threads:>for /trash/:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/type/op/results/thread/>for /cm/:https://archived.moe/cm/search/subject/%2Fdeer%2F/text/%2Fdeer%2F/>Deer related links:Hazbin Hotel Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0/hhg/ website: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/Creator's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/SpindleHorseOfficial website: https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Psyanon fanfic recordings: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings/Fanfiction from our /Deer/ residents: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
>>4024553Someone managed to get hold of those naughty fawns!
>>4024553>fawn plushiesHnnnggg... I need.
>>4024556>>4024556Big need, they are so FAT big fawns!>>4024554Just have to get a treadmill a stick a string and a piece of beef and an hour later you can nab em!
>>4024562I'm going to snatch them...
>>4024565Don’t do that!
>>4024589You can't stop me! I'm going to feed them jambalaya and take them into the woods to search for deer.
>>4024617That isn’t safe for the deer, what if he eats them!
>>4024642It's good for him, deer are delicious and nutritious. If he eats them, he'll get big and strong.
>>4024646I suppose that’s good for him… I wonder when alastor would have first started hunting when he was alive?
Crush the deer
>>4024699Deer abuse…
>>4024696Maybe small animals like rabbits and squirrels, then he worked his way up to deer? Idk much about hunting unless it involves horses and a pack of hounds. I wonder if he ever hunted people for fun...>>4024699Do not!
Rooschizo is derailing /hhg/ can I deer post here?
>>4024707Deerpost all you like, friend.
>>4024708Thank you. She's going on tangents about how she justifies hitting femanons in the heads with hammers and shit. I had enough.
>>4024709Yeah, it's too early for that shit. Deer is much more pleasant to look at.
>>4024712He's always pleasant to discuss.
>>4024716He is rather lovely.
>>4024718Can I get a source kindly on that artist? That looks incredible.
>>4024720https://x.com/citrusgummy/I love their style, but I don't think they've drawn deer in a long while.
>>4024721Thank you!
>>4024722No worries. So many good artists out there who deserve love.
https://x.com/qin_gu__/status/2031713014353994182Vote if you can! Super cute deer plushies.
>>4024734>both human formsYessss....
>>4024734Lots of deer…
>>4024741>>4024746I hope they make all of them so I can add to my harem of deer plushies.
>>4024776I hope so as well, won’t get all of them but one or two would be nice to have
>>4024781Having both the human designs would be nice for deercest reasons… I think the neon one is really cute though.
>>4024788Cabbage patch deer… also for sure would hate to see only one of them get made gotta have them kiss!
>>4024791Yes, yes, they must all kiss each other. It’s only natural.
>>4024795I like the outfit swap, human deer should be much shorter tho, he must be wearing stilts. It’s necessary for the deers to kiss, for my amusement!
>>4024796He's standing on his tiptoes. Just imagine, reclining like a Roman emperor or something, commanding your deer harem to kiss.
>>4024797That would be the life…
>>4024885Walking my deer
>>4024891Be gentle with him.
>>4024895I certainly will! Have to be gentle with him or else he will start plotting against you, overcooking your food and making faces behind your back!
I like the idea of Alastor's revenge either being bloody and painful, or incredibly petty. I wonder how many plates of unseasoned jambalaya Charlie had to suffer through at the beginning of season 2.
>>4024907Alastor is a sinner of many shades, one moment he can be the sweetest thing but if you bother him enough he will certainly ensure you won’t do whatever it was he didn’t like you doing again.
>>4024953*Squints*
>>4024953I feel like he could draw out the revenge over a really long time, making you suffer as much as possible. A cruel, cruel deer, it's best not to piss him off.
>>4024955Yeah I noticed too
>>4024956True! And he certainly doesn’t have anything better to do>>4024959>>4024955Lel
You just know.
Reminder that >off topic posting >racism>NSFW posting>political sperging>trollingon /cm/ are ban worthy offenses. Do not vague post. Contribute to the thread with images of solo Alastor, no females, no yaoi. We do not want /hhg/ autism here.
Cute long haired deer.
>>4024985I would brush it everyday for him.
>>4024986I want to braid it.
>>4024985I love how deer's hair is long enough to pull back. He's so pretty.
>>4024996If he ever ties it up in the show, I will squeal.
>>4024989>>4024996Put some ribbons in there as well, very therapeutic!
>>4025001Make him super cute... I'd love to sit and play with his hair for hours. I wonder if he'd let me, perhaps I could swap it for petting his ears. If you give him a choice, he has to accept one of them.
>>4025002Make him greedy with a bit of the booze and you can do both!
I'm reminded why I left /hhg/
>>4025059Same, this is the deer bunker.
>>4025060So what would go down in the deer bunker? Are we having Cajun cooking every week?
>>4025061Of course, well... you might get tired of it after awhile. But it'll be southern cooking for most part.
>>4025061Hell yeah, let me fire up the fryer. Every day is mardi gras in the deer bunker.
>>4025064Kissing deer and tasting sweet Cajun on his lips!
I have a soft spot for deer with a needle nose.
>>4025065Tasting whiskey and sticking my tongue in his mouth. :3
>>4025069He's hitting that bourbon. I wonder on something. Does he smoke cigs or would he smoke cigars? He lived a high life for a man of color in the 20s and 30s. So I'd say he had access to a lot of riches and wealth. A cigar is a symbol of status.
>>4025068That's a mosquito... >>4025072cigars are cooler but I feel cigs are his thing, maybe the cigarillos?
>>4025072Smoking a pipe also could've been up his avenue.
>>4025073Mosquitastor.
>>4025072He smokes cigarettes! We see him do so in the show. He looks very sexy doing so, I would unfortunately support the deer's bad habits.
>>4025077He's from the old days, they smoked cigarettes that were probably 100x better than the tar filled shit we get hit with today. He actually probably smoked straight up tobacco and paper. Probably rolled his own too.
>>4025079Back in the days where you didn't have to worry about having a fork's worth of microplastics in your brain. I wonder what his stance on opium was.
>>4025081Wasn't opium all the rage in his time or wasn't that the Victorian era? Such as the 1870s to 1900.
>>4025082Opium was huge, heroin too. Weed and cocaine were becoming popular (cocaine users were called 'hop heads' lol).
>>4025083Huh didn't know that.
I can’t decide whether I like the idea of Alastor being on drugs or not. There’s the whole loss of control thing while being high, but then we know he could be a heavy drinker based on what Mimzy says. Drugs were pretty common in jazz clubs as well. The idea of him being high though when he’s standing around the hotel in the background looking vacant is funny though.
>>4025094It's something I feel he would try maybe once or twice, only with people he trusts, he definitely acts like a deer tho when on the drugs for sure
>>4025095That would be so cute though. Imagine if Alastor accidentally gets into Angel’s stash or something and everyone thinks they’re going to see something crazy, but all that happens is Alastor becomes more deer. Lots of cute noises, and grazing on the plants around the hotel.
>>4025098Alastor eats all the weed brownies... certainly can't stop him cause he probably would start hitting you with his hooves, just have to wait till he tuckers out
>>4025100After hours of rampaging around the hotel being a menace with his stompy hooves, Alastor is found in a dark corner tucked up in a sleeping deer pose.
>>4025102I’m imagining that one video of the police officers picking up a deer and escorting it outside of someone’s house. Alastor would be much more slippery for sure, vaggie would have such a headache!>sleeping deer poseSpeaking of I need to start getting ready to sleep…
>>4025108Alastor running around, skittish as a deer, dodging Vaggie as she tries to grab him and stop him from chewing up the flowers.Have a good night, I went to bed early and ended up waking up at like half 3. Ugh. Need more time to dream of deer.
There’s an Alastor version of the finger puppet. Oh that poor deer.
>>4025156Don’t worry, he likes it?
>>4025187He doesn't look like he likes it, he looks slightly concerned.
>>4025188I’m sure it’s probably nothing, it’s just a puppet after all! No voodoo nonsense about it! That’s a cute centaur deer…
>>4025189So what you're saying is, I can finger the deer puppet as much as I want and I won't get cursed? Everyone is into centaurs at the moment by the look of things. Can't go wrong with extra hooves.
I've gotten in on the centaur hype train, ha. I even got Sunny's new pin in today. I feel like that one Chinese artist's work broke the brains of a lot of people.
Also FINALLY got a binder for my deer stickers. I'm in the habit of saving the little hand drawn notes people send me as well, so it's good to finally have everything organized. I've got around 23 items on pre order/waiting to be shipped, so I'm done with merch for a while. Whew.
>>4025193Nice! That pin is cute. Juanmao is awesome and deserves all the love for their art.>>4025194So many deers... That's a lot to come, exciting. I also save all the little notes, it's so nice that people do that, I can't bear to throw them out.
>>4025196I'd been saving up some disposable income after paying off bills/credit card/life expenses, so I went a little nuts. It does give me something to look forward to when the post comes. My days can be grueling, so a little something in the mail always helps.
>>4025197That's always good. After saying I'm banned from buying merch, I ended up buying a shirt... it should get here tomorrow, but I probably won't be able to pick it up until monday since I'm working. My cards should also be delivered on monday, I'm really considering getting my mother to send them to me, all I see is people pulling SRs and it's driving me crazy. It's good to have something to look forward to.
>>4025191You can’t I suppose. Just don’t worry about any strange noises coming from Alastor!>>4025193>>4025196Very fluffy!
>>4025214He always makes strange noises, this can't be that bad, right?
>>4025197>>4025204A lot of good merch, have to keep some money around for other things tho.>>4025216Like I’ve said before Alastor needs to bleat more.
>>4025204Very pretty shirt though. I'd probably wear more Hazbin stuff if I wasn't so rural, in London idgaf but out here things like that can determine how people treat you, especially being a woman in my field. It sucks. My cards still haven't shipped, so I'm trying to find a nice photocard holder that's tasteful and still fits his aesthetic.>>4025218Indeed!
>>4025218It's one of the universal truths of this world. More bleating. Someone needs to make a deer plushie that squeaks.
>>4025222I get that, once I graduate and have to finally get an adult job, I think I'll be more careful about what I wear and such, even if I end up staying around London. There are some cute photocard holders on etsy, they can get a bit pricey though. Once I get my cards, I'll decide which ones I want to get holders for.
>>4025225It is annoying because I was heavy into alt fashion when I was in uni, life has a way to make everything soulless lol. I might get that cafe shaker holder, it seems like it has the most protection for the card itself.
>>4025269I've been into alt fashion since I was old enough to buy my own clothes. I can't see myself ever dressing normie, toned down though for sure. If that's the card holder I'm thinking of, it's cute, and if you're planning on carrying it around it's definitely best to get something secure. I mostly want something to go with my shrine, so it would be nice to get something that goes with my standees.
>>4025271I don't think I'll ever be completely normie either, my grandma has been trying to get me to remove my piercings for years, but it won't happen lol. If it's the holder on Etsy then we're thinking of the same one. I would get something funny, but I want to be sure that it fits the card.
>>4025277I'm sure my dentist will be thrilled when I finally take out my snakebites... Yeah, with all the charms you can put inside it? It'll look good. That's a good point though, I have no idea if Hazbin cards are a standard size or not.
>>4025278I'll die with my tongue ring lol. It'll be fun to be the grandma no one suspects of having one. Yes that one! Though truthfully if I get it I'll probably only put Al and *maybe* Charlie in there.
>>4025284alastor in a sailor suit...
>>4025284I'm fully committed to being a weird goth old lady when the time comes, but to get there I'm going to need a job that'll give me a good pension. That's completely fair, having all of them is a little superfluous, you do want to see the actual card after all.>>4025330He is cute.
Make sure to check your ceilings for stray deer.
>>4025358>>4025359Lovely stuff, I bet his mother made him wear it, probably cost a lot though, so I hope he appreciates it…>>4025399How did he end up there???
>>4025358>>4025359>sailor suit shotaAh, my heart. <3
>>4025403He was lurking in the shadows in the corner, but got stuck. Silly deer.
>>4025449How unfortunate… I would like to hop up and give him a little kiss if he stuck like that
>>4025453He's very tall, I bet it would be easy to give him a kiss if he was stuck to the ceiling.
>>4025454Exactly! The long deer!
>>4025455It might even be easier to kiss him if he was standing on the ceiling. What a considerate deer. Or perhaps he's thinking of his own back, he wouldn't have to bend down to kiss you that way.
>>4025456he is an old man after all
>>4025497Old man deer.
>>4025503Old man but somehow so cute.
>>4025552Cute merdeer.
>>4025552>>4025566I love merdeer, he'd be so fun to swim with (he'd try to drown me as soon as I hit the water).
>>4025576He would be like the mermaids in Peter Pan.>I was only trying to drown her.
>>4025576>>4025577Way too accurate lel, he will probably pull you out of the water an help you after he’s scared you enough, probably
>>4025580Probably. After all, where's the fun in only drowning you once?
>>4025580I feel like it might be a decent way to have a relationship with the deer, after all, he can't go very far out of the water to catch you if you anger him. You could trap him in a swimming pool and dote on him until his tries to beach himself. :3
>>4025581He has to keep his toys alive to keep on playing with them!>>4025585Imagine going fishing and catching Alastor… I’d take him home for sure, though would mermaid Alastor be affected in the change of water with the temp and all that? I’d keep talking to him for sure, maybe try getting him todo tricks, that will annoy him for sure
>>4025605I imagine he's used to brackish bayou water, he should adjust well to most anything without significant chlorine. Temperature would probably be an issue since he's probably used to warm waters and as such lacks body fat.
So what I'm hearing is, it's possible to keep a merdeer in my back garden. To be fair, a heated pool is probably the closest to the temperatures he's used to over here.
>>4025608Probably don’t want to keep him in the bathtub even if you can control the water temp>>4025609Oh for sure!
>>4025610Only the shower...for a short time.
I drew a fish. I'll post the uncensored in /hhg/. :0
>>4025637Cute fish, don't let him drown you.
>>4025639Thanks, best not to get in his element, otherwise you'd probably be done for.
>>4025637Cute fish, how I wish I could catch him in my net…
>>4025641I guess you could either become a mermaid and join him, or find a way to turn him into a human. Alastor as the little mermaid would be an interesting concept, I wonder what he would give his voice up for. It would have to be something pretty special.
>>4025642Keep him in an aquarium!>>4025644Alastor giving up his voice would really be something, since that's his gift. He'd have to want whatever it is really badly...
>>4025650In my head I have a scene of Alastor going to visit the sea witch, who offers him legs for his voice and he just pulls out one he gnawed off early and makes a joke about pulling legs or something. I can see why you usually see him as the sea witch though, it's hard to see him without a voice. I wonder how easy it is to do a radio broadcast under the sea, maybe he would have to be the sonar demon instead.
>>4025655He might be a siren, using his voice to lure unsuspecting people into the waters to drown and eat them?
>>4025673I was thinking of how to make it fit with the Disney film... but yes, he would absolutely do that. He'd make a good siren, that's for sure. He's already irresistible.
>>4025686>>4025673He will certainly have a hoot leading many sailors to their doom!
>>4025792I wish alastor would stare at me like that
>>4025861He does, just when you're not looking.
>>4025866Yay!
>>4025882Just don't let on that you know, he thinks he's being sneaky.
>>4025893What will he do if he knows, anything?
>>4025916He will get very flustered and embarrassed that he was found out.
>>4026023Can’t be having that now, but how too get closer to him without him finding out the the jig is up? Maybe see if you can do any odd jobs for him? Rub his back?
>>4026051Yes, I'm sure he'd appreciate all of that and gaze even more lovingly at you while you do it. As long as you don't let him know that you know he's doing that, it should be fine.
>>4026058Need to perfect a strategy then… what to do and when, to get as close to Alastor as possible
Baby deer haul today, I can't wait to fill up my pin board. :3 Got a free spood sticker too.
Oh my, so cute. That little guy never did anything wrong in his life. I uh, might have got The Offer today...
>>4026080Congrats! Foil or standard? Will you be framing it?
>>4026081The SRs only come in foil, I believe. I don't know what I'm going to do with it, I'm still a little in shock. I might have screamed a bit, it was literally the last card I pulled. The rest of my haul was alright, I got a NF Human Alastor which idk if I'll keep since I already have the 1st edition, foil Dad Mugs, two of the OC Turf Wars, foil Speaker of God, a couple of NF Vincents and some of the other rares/ultra rares I didn't get first time round. I still kind of want to get more packs though so I can try for foil Human Al or the Vox and Alastor OC Turf War.
>>4026079Lovely haul!>>4026085Floofy…
>>4026085Good stuff! I ended up getting a slightly cheaper case for my card, but hopefully it still looks good when I clip it to my bag. I haven't allowed myself to fall into trading card autism because I think I'd go broke doing so. Not sure what I'll do with my Vincent card, since I'm not close with any TV frens. I'll probably sell it on ebay and make back half my cost plus a little extra.
>>4026094That's too much floof! It's going to suffocate him.>>4026107Nice! I'm sure it'll look awesome. I could keep my 2nd Edition Human Al for an ita bag for something, I wouldn't feel so bad if something happened to him. I tried to put a couple of my dupes up on Vinted but they deleted them for being "counterfeit". Ugh. I just find it easier than ebay, but whatever.
>>4026114Gotta maintain it just a little don’t want him getting too warm
>>4026114An ita bag would be nice! Maybe throw some button badges in as well to hold the card in place? I have more experience with ebay myself, but I might try Mercari if it's more 'seller friendly'.
>>4026149Deer needs to do some manscaping...>>4026150I have a couple of ideas, either a get a load more human Al merch, or do a kind of momento mori thing with him. I've used ebay a lot in the past, but vinted is dead quick. I'd use mercari if I didn't live in this forbidden country lel.
>>4026154>momento moriI was tempted to get a coffin shaped photocard holder, or one with RIP on it, but I went with one I knew would fit the card to be on the safe side. If you can make it work it'd look beautiful I'm sure. God, I hope they open Mercari up to the UK because I use the hell out of it and having things shipped to my US address while I'm in the UK is a massive pain in the ass.
>>4026158That's exactly it! Since the overwhelming majority of my merch is demon Al, it would work better I think. Lots of red roses, I think, would be nice. Apparently they tried mercari in the UK and it never took off. To be fair, I never knew that did. I wonder though, since I can use my tenso address in Japan, can you order from US mercari from a Japanese address? Because that would get round my problem, even if it's a bit more expensive. There are way better deals on mercari, it's very annoying not being able to use it.
>>4026161Red roses and black lace with bones or something similar, definitely his aesthetic. Interesting, and honestly I only started using Mercari back in December, I hadn't heard of it until recently myself. I do wonder if you can use the Japanese site through a third party shipping app though... Tenso or White Rabbit? It might be more expensive, but stuff is so cheap on Mercari it wouldn't matter that much.
>>4026172Like, RIP, but we know he doesn't. Now I'm thinking of some kind of triptych or something, life, death, and rebirth. That would be cool. I'd heard of it before, but I guess I thought of it like Yahoo Japan auctions, ie a pain in the ass. It wasn't until I joined the trading card discord that I looked at it and found out I couldn't use it. I might give it a try, there are a few things on the Japanese side I want anyway.
>>4026175>triptychI was thinking of doing something similar, a big drawing that takes us from his conception to his afterlife, sort of 'from the void and back into it'. But I doubt I'd post it on 4chan with /hhg/ being as retarded as it is. If you manage to make it work do share, it would definitely save me a headache.
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