Continuing Paul Dini's Jingle Belle Previous thread>>151805226
>>151861587She gives him a shot because she thinks he's her way to fame only to realize he's actually VERY bad at the job
>>151834444Quads of truth
>>151854719AgreedBut only with the socks on
HHooooly Lord I need to fuck that cat>>151813808
>Dad, could you kick an Angel's ass?>You're damn right, I could.
This the last time I am delivering presents to japan!
>>151862733proceeded to get his ass kicked by Whis.
>>151862733Apparently it can’t because angels in Dragon Ball are those gods that literally train the super universe gods
>>151862742Why not?
>>151862733
Show would be 200% better if the girls (particularly Heidi) got more lewd moments
>>151862646I know. This deadass makes her betted>>151862658Fuck, I forgot about that. But that would just be the girls. In that ep, the whole town was doing it
>Cartman schemes to infect every girl in town with his microbiome and sabotage the restaurants in town for revenge after the former publically embarrass him and the latter single him out for overeating>It works, and by the next month every female in town is fat and slobby(some even picked up some of his other bad habits)>Cartman initially thinks it's great, no one singles him out, and he tries his luck to get another GF>Turns out with every single girl in town a pig none of them see a reason to settle for him, every guy is forced to deal with a hog>And suddenly the buffets and candy stores are all closed. Not because of Cartman being banned, but because they've all been eaten out of house and home. The greedy girls got to it first>Cartman can't even get snacks brought in because his now fatassed mom eats them all herself>All the Christmas cookies get gobbled up before his tiny legs can reach them>Now Cartman must find the most powerful weight loss agent of all time, Oz-empic, located in the Emerald City in the Land of Oz-Empic being held by the great Ariana Pequeña(Formally Ariana Grande)>Subplot of Randy dealing with an obese slob wife Sharon and realizing all the gas from the woman no longer holding it in could stop a white christmas from coming, ruining his snowman brothel scheme
>>151862944>Turns out with every single girl in town a pig none of them see a reason to settle for him, every guy is forced to deal with a hogThat's clever as hell and honestly feels fitting. Cartman plans to repeat what he did to Heidi on a massive scale so the girls will respect his authoritah when they're as piggish as him, not realizing that if every girl and woman in town is effecting there won't be any hot chicks left for the hot guys to get, every single guy will have to settle for/stick with a fat ass slob and the girls will have no reason to settle for a loser like Cartman.You could even have it that the initial Cartman sabotage is cured(microbiomes fixed and the salad bar reopened) half way through, but every single female refuses to go back to normal, because they've realized that if every girl is a fat slob than the guys will be forced to settle for them since there won't be a 'better girl' left in town, none of them are 'the fatty' if everyone is the fatty, and all of them will be able to let themselves go and live carefree low effort lives and still keep their man. Thus forcing Cartman to go retrieve the Oz-Empic to show them the error of their ways.
>>151859522Fat
>>151862944hot except for the fart stuff
new episode of anna-logue
Oh neat. Its been a while.
>>151863813I like this silly little creature.
Caitlin Fairchild
>>151861910I love volleyball, is so fun!
>>151855676She was wearing glasses. GLASSES for God's sake.
>>151861691this is kino
>>151861681Gen 13 is peak
>>151857366>draws beautiful art>ruins itThat's somehow worse.
>all the threads diedWhat went wrong?
>>151856662i can pass them all except for the retarded dice with lines through them.
>>151862330I stopped considering Palifags to be leftists ages ago.
>>151862386Didn't the Lynxes kick everyone who was living in the reptile district out, so they could build more Lynx land?
>>151863098>PalifagsThe what?
>>151856569Bunny
>>151863113She looks Asian(when drawn by a good artist) if anything
>>151863113Harley's jewish, punchline's probably an edgy atheist/asian
>>151862891Wasn't it over days ago?
>>151863126waisian girls are truly the proper choice for aryan chads like us, well at least if fox girls like averi aren't available
>>151863047I'm imagining.
Spider-man is a menace.
>>151863067Her face should be far more soot-covered
>>151863067>Homeless kid>Not a single tooth missing
It's been almost ten years, but Rizzo and Bean are finally on-camera again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qne0IdyZuc4https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSpZ_uWjbSq/
>>151862413He's done tons of TV appearances, online videos, live stage performances, and random shit like the Schoolhouse Rock special. Not to mention he could always just practice on his own at home. Don't act like poor widdle Matt hasn't had a chance to "be Kermit" yet.
Y’know what's really interesting?Kevin Clash did a bunch of Muppet shit in the 90s, he even had his own character that was in everything up until Muppets From Space, but I can't think of him doing anything after the Disney buyoutIt can't be because of that, Disney doesn't give a shit about that
>>151863204It's really bizarre because Disney just did 70 character spotlights to celebrate the Muppets' 70th anniversary and Clifford didn't get a single one. And they even acknowledged fucking Skeeter from Muppet Babies.
>>151863523>In a later interview, Clash said further that he would refuse to reprise Clifford if his glasses were removed again.>clifford disappeared not because his puppeteer is a nonce but because disney wouldn't keep his glasses
>>151863546Didn't he get his glasses back in Muppets From Space, though?
Joking aside, how the fuck is this movie so fucking good?PS: The new captcha is pure fucking ass.
>>151861271It's not Christmas present as in that particular moment in time, it's present as in that current day of Christmas, his life is measured in 24 hours. There are many past Christmases and potentially many future ones but there can only be one current Christmas before it is relegated to the past.
>>151831282What's the joke? Michael Caine treated the Muppets as fellow actors, Tim Curry treated the Muppets as fellow Muppets.
>>151863747exactly.or rather, it IS a distinction they make, but this isn't it. This is the trademark-friendly best-attempt label for it.I am reminded of Marzipan, asking "is a penguin a bird or a duck?"
>>151863801there are a few honorary muppets, wonderful chaps.. steve martin, martin short, uhh jim carrey...
>>151831160>when a thread goes bad it chills you, chills you to the bone>but there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone>it feels you with difference and a lack of sympathy>and the worst of the worst, the most hated and cursed, is the board that we call /v/
Is there any chance of this actually being good?
>>151863091>The Simpsons has been airing for 35 years and it has already covered every story or plot imaginablenah if /co/ wrote it we could do something actually fun with the script
>>151863348nobody wants to see 90 minutes of the simpson family engaged in an orgy
>>151863381I'd just make it 90 minutes of Homer creampieing his own butthole
>>151860623No
>>151863406Aw c'mon anon, at least give it a chance...
Previous >>151814626Today we'll cover 2011.Last time, Summer was having problems adjusting to Keisha's addition to the basketball team which led to her playing poorly. But some advice from her visiting half-brother and seeing Keisha get roughed up by her old Big Walnut Tech teammates turned things around for Summer. The next season, with both their star players, the Lady Scapegoats were able to win the conference title though got trounced in the state tournament.Things, in contrast, went poorly for the Winkerbean men. Funky had to move his increasingly infirm father, Morton, into a nursing home, the economy had done a number on Montoni's forcing the closure of all but the original location, and he got into a bad car accident that may or may not have actually resulted in him traveling through time where he met his younger self. Wally, meanwhile, returned to Westview after having spent ten years as a captive in Iraq, even more scarred than the first time. He was forced to accept that Becky had moved on and had severe PTSD that left him a virtual shut in. He did manage to get a job at Montoni's though where he connected with and began dating Rachel who seem determined to try and help him by getting him hooked up with a service dog.And then there was Les. Cindy managed to get him in contact with a literary agent named Ann Apple who turned out to be the formerly homeless woman who had found his original manuscriptt for his John Darling book. She found a publisher willing to publish his book and by the next year, Les was on a book tour for Lisa's Story where his life was saved by Lisa's ghost calling in a bomb threat so that his plane was grounded. He also began officially dating Cayla, Keisha's mother, but things started to become complicated as Susan Smith helped him with his book, taking up more and more of his time with her teenage feelings for him having been reignited.
>>151859355>"So do you have a problem with us going to the prom together?"Almost sounds like he wants controversy.
>>151860444Rare Livinia sighting.
>>151860444love the way their faces are drawn
>>151860444Which year was the reprint part of this comic?
>>151863734All the way back in '72.
Why don't you post in the general?
>>151863622Sez who?
yeah, mine
Why did they write Cake to be annoying? Jake is so lovable compared to this character.
Make a good foil to Fiona
>>151862688she was weirdly mean in season 1. I actually like her a lot more in season 2, in spite of everything else.
>>151862688She was designed as a 2010 racist sassy best friend stereotype, hard to develop that away
>>151862688So the character designed to be the opposite of Jake is the opposite of Jake?
>>151862771The correct answer
Have you watched kino yet?
Pretty cool movie, glad I had it recommended
Pretty lame movie, angry I had it recommended
Pretty animated movie, nonplussed I had it recommended
>>151836484I like her shades
>>151863380yeah me too
