>SPHINX LARPed as saturday morning villains like most "villains" in the show, just with poison capsules implanted in the brains of their operatives.>One day, a bunch of guys from the GCI fuck up an attempt to expose the secrets of the "hero" Jonas Venture, who was much closer to an actual villain and deserved to have his true nature revealed, an act of accidental heroism had it not resulted in his apparent death instead.>Jonas was put on life support but his team fucked it up so that only his head could be preserved, missing the opportunity to de-escalate the situation simply because they were embarrassed.>The Sovereign framed SPHINX for the fiasco in order to avoid taking the heat.>The OSI decided to commit a series of war crimes against SPHINX to get rid of them and SPHINX probably never really understood why the LARP turned so sour on them.>Hunter Gathers from OSI stowed the confiscated SPHINX armory away and eventually used sair armory for himself when he simply tired of the bureaucracy of the OSI to do his own rogue version of it.>Hunter is eventually re-instated into the OSI and put in charge, at which point he just reinstates everyone but 21 who was never part of the OSI and pretend the whole thing never happened.>21 then tries to create his own version of SPHINX by running a recruitment drive, which only attracts the old members of SPHINX who really just want to die in one final LARP before the poison capsules in the brains starts leaking.>Instead they're just arrested and Hunter needlessly blows up their already evacuated flying fortress as he wanted to pretend he won a battle, while the Monarch accidentally blows up the hangar with the rest of the gear, leaving the old SPHINX to just die from brain poisoning in jail.SPHINX might be the saddest faction in Venture Bros, I didn't even bring up the Commander pretending Hank is his ex just because he wants the final LARP to be just like old times.
>>153057772no, no, they already knew when they wrote Movie Night happening in 1987 that Brock had been working for OSI in 1986that's not sliding timescale, that's like a light wednesday
>>153057828wait help my idiot ass out, why is that a contradicks
>>153057743>how come Brock was already working with OSI and Gathers in 1986 at the Goodwill Games if he believes he got recruited to OSI after Movie Night in 1987Because Doc and Jackson made a mistake. Or the goodwill games happened after 1987 just like how in that universe Game of Thrones came out in 2009 instead of 2010.
>>153057743>but is also clearly the same age as the Monarch (which makes sense given they're effectively clones from the same program and would have been created togetheThey're not the same age. Rusty is older. Monarch was still a freshman in 1987. Rusty, the one we know throughout the series was "born" in 1965.
>>153057932Rusty was 22 in college?
Why are comics filled with useless romance/sex scenes or seething at incels?
>>153056688kinda just answered your own question there
>suddenly /co/ hates sexPLEASE tell me it's an april fool's joke
>>153056688Only an incel would take offense to this.
W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 1 Ch.1-4: >>152801440W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 2 Ch.5-8: >>152812511W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 3 Ch.9-12:>>152847140W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 4 Ch.13-15 + The Year Before(Special): >>152931791W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 5 Ch.16-18 + Elyon Special: >>152944259W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 6 Ch.19-22: >>152958077W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 7 Ch.23-24: >>152973188W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 8 Ch.25-28 + Dreams and Secrets(Special): >>152997792Go here for older threads:>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/152997792/
>>153056329Yes just even better written. The manatee should write it >>153039219
>>153056852Why him exactly isn't he hated and a hack?
>>153030611All the girls looked better in the show than the original comic, especially taranee.On a related note, her guardian form looks hideous, quite possibly due to the outdated, late 90s r&b girl-group look she has.
>>153057232Prove it.
>>153057232I disagree, I find Will far more expressive in the comic
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Oh hey they remembered the Eternals
>>153054800still?
>>153057960Wait until synergy
>>153053695>>153053717>Hey Hans>Don't you find it funny that we, esteemed members of the Nazi party, elite HYDRA members, are teaming up with a blue skinned dysgenic literally calling himself a "Deviant" to capture and drain the energies from an Aryan Ubermench>KARL FOR THE LOVE OF GOT SHUT UP AND SHOOT AT CAPTAIN AMERIKA>Geez so rude, I bet the Baron Strucker would find it funny
>>153058046Well it didn't go well when they tried to recruit Thor.
>>153058046 Ikaris is a slav It is kind of lost post Kirby. like Kingu being Mifune
Today's a good day to say that John Byrne fixed Superman and Pre-Crisis sucked.
>>153056812bait used to be believable
>>153056812was John Bryme the one who has a big chip over his shoulders about Superman being a immigrant so he made it so he was a weird machine baby?
>Adult Swim>Four prominent showrunners working on it >Full creative control>A bit abstract and experimental >Completely originalBy every metric, this should've been a hit with the animation community. And yet, many enthusiasts didn't give a fuck. There was like, one thread here on /co/ when it came out and that was it. No YouTube channels talking about it being underrated, or any online discourse at all. Why? On paper, this sounds like a dream project that animation nerds would clamor for.
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>>153056277>>153056334The first part (Pendleton Ward's) was the worst part.
>>153057994Worse than Sugar? Damn son.
>>153057994Pen's was my favorite part.
>>153058137shut up peniston
Women love tattoos more than men do
>>153056880that's because they hate themselves and are no longer held to any kind of standard, or to any consequences of their actions.the joke doesn't work anyway, since tattooing yourself is the opposite of sissiness, so her objection isn't phrased very well. it'd be different if he called it stupid, or pointless.
>>153056880God, I want to fuck Nermal from Garfield series! <3 <3 <3
>>153056880Arlene sexooo
"Who wants to have sex with Shaka Booga?"
>>153056368shes a big girl
>>153052700
>>153034210Shaka with Slirpshttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16943030&tags=shaka_booga
>>153056492I like big girls.
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>>153046926Explain how it's wank.
>>153046926there's really only 2 ways long running capeshit can go. Wanking or jobbing. I guess technically there's a 3rd by leaving them alone, but capeshit has never been known for its restraint
Well anon you're about to get a shit ton of Doomwank coming over the next three years. And it started last year.
>>153046926why did hulk have long hair
>>153046926Yes, you are the only one in existence.
Saja Boys are based
How in the fuck can they justify this? Everything they did in the movie with their powers could be explained away by virtue of the public only seeing them use their powers on stage, thus the obvious justification that it's really just special effects. But in the middle of a fucking random ass McDonalds, they change size and poof around and shit? No way can that be explained away.
>>153057983Canon is a spook. They can do this because that's what the writers want to have happen and your complaints about what is or isn't permited fall on the deaf ears of their authority as the IP holder.
>>153058022>all debates about canon can be instantly resolved by any/all of the writers saying "lmao it's not real nigga, go outside"Truly a terrifying position of power these writers find themselves in.
>>153058067ORRR it can be taken as the reality that fanon is just as important and powerful as canon and if you want to write a better version you should do so and promote it as equal to canon if not better. Canon is a spook of authority, so Fanon is a spook of non-authority.
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>>153058114What?
>They nerfed Jimmy againAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>153046486i saw a version of this where someone blocked out the names for anonymity and it still makes me laugh
>>153056494Was that 3 years ago? The reason why was cause a lot of accounts were getting hacked back then. My buddy Eric had his account stolen. Those bastards. He had a rare Edertaker too.
i love threads like this
>>153056432Calling Rolf "Ralph" is a reference to his alt build
>>153046486>requires secure bootfuck this shit
The end is here, somehow this got less chapters than the last one.
>>153055747The cosmic books were drawing an audience back after Imperial, so if Imperial ended stronger, it might have saved it
>>153055745>Intergalactic Empire>six planetsGod, the editors need to be fired and killed
>>153049933bumping to read tomorrow
>>153056797blame that hack coates
>>153050070>PTUI lol
New serieshttps://youtu.be/zm_U8HhxdBQ?si=S_p7PodywmH8cF5J
>>153057835I thought that pic of Meryl with a baby mitzi Was actually a older mitzi with her and murphy baby
>>153055179>>153056609UNNATURAL interspecies marriage. And adult Marcy is dangerously attractive.
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