Stop falling for female robots
>>153073090They don't usually go to UNCHARTED planets without supplies.The entire Beast Wars came from a time traveling crash landing incident they were not expecting to occuralso, remember, the Maximal ship was a science vessel that was asked to intercept what they assumed were just low level bandits out of request from Cybertron command since Optimus was in there.Also "explain" the puberty , or the need for romantic intercourse, or how Rattrap pretty much talks about taking Cheetor to a brothel/whorehouse when he gets older.You don't convince me, and you're the one making shit out of your ass
>>153073335>or how Rattrap pretty much talks about taking Cheetor to a brothel/whorehouse when he gets older.It was a titty bar. Still pretty based though.
>>153073335Silverbolt.
>>153073335>They don't usually go to UNCHARTED planets without supplies.But probably not organic foodstuffs, which we see is a novelty for them to consume, or done as an extra energy source. They don't need to eat organic foods. Early on Cheetor points this out to Tarantulas, who says he drains blood from animals simply for the pleasure of it. >Also "explain" the puberty , or the need for romantic intercourse, or how Rattrap pretty much talks about taking Cheetor to a brothel/whorehouse when he gets older.Again I'm all for the idea of having robotic equivalents to organic things, which is something they have for sure. But it's not organics. It may be mincing terminology, but that's what we have to go on. Transformers are and have always been anthropomorphized and given human equivalents to things. They can have robosex or cyberpuberty in the same way they have two eyes and a nose and a mouth. >You don't convince me, and you're the one making shit out of your assanon, all we have to go on by the show is them flat out saying they're not real organics. You're making leaps in logic. Again I'm all for them having equivalents, it's just flatly not organic.
W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 1 Ch.1-4: >>152801440W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 2 Ch.5-8: >>152812511W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 3 Ch.9-12:>>152847140W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 4 Ch.13-15 + The Year Before(Special): >>152931791 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 5 Ch.16-18 + Elyon Special: >>152944259 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 6 Ch.19-22: >>152958077 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 7 Ch.23-24: >>152973188 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 8 Ch.25-28 + Dreams and Secrets(Special): >>152997792 W.I.T.C.H. storytime part 9 Ch.29-31: >>153030611Go here for older threads:>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153030611/
>>153068518It's what happens when you have a bunch of teenagers capable of creating temporary clones, but without having the clones experience the stakes and harships and mature situations that the real ones are experiencing and using to grow.
>>153071550H for Hunted is fucking lame, and I much prefer the comics.
>>153068518>The magical beings with their own feelings are rebelling against being slaves.It isn't as if there was another character in this arc that was also a slave who wanted to visit terrible revenge.
>>153064936I can't believe with all the tech and improvements we got in all these years they still managed to make the girls look even more bland.
>>153062275Maybe(?)
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>>153066207Deb looks really sexy with her hair all messylike
>>153072352>Deb looks really sexy Yes!!
>>153066207The thing about Nolan or Omniman is his head is split between a Butch Boss and Trad without any connection between them so he is IMPOSSOBLE to be responsible pet owner and Debbie is strong enough to withstand and raise Mark at least semi correctly however some other characters are not so lucky
>>153071802>>153072217I wanna watch her piddle on the floor, then smack her ass with a newspaper and listen to her whimpers.
>>153071802It's a doggy dog world
>>153058114Bro is a fat beaded man. Hes just gonna end up looking like a gross woman or hes gonna waste his live saving in be in debt forever to get surgeries to make him look less like a fat man. I've never seen a batman transition without it looking like a weird Chris Chan creature. StevRayBro transitioned a few years ago and he has the same issue. He went from an attractive fat man to an ugly fat surgery mutant. From what I've seen online it takes a shit ton of work to actually pass. These fat dudes also have really deep voices before transitioning so it makes their girl voice sound overly forced like they are wearing a disguise. It cracks me up these people cant lose the wait before transioning so they dont look disgusting.
>>153058114Who is this blue nigga and why is the entire internet so obsessed with him?
>HRT makes you a hto woman after 6 months!!!!Why does this fetish exist?It's not magic, it doesn't even work, else you'd actually see a lot of the population be clownfishes who swap constantly
>>153058114https://odysee.com/@UgandaPizzaPoliceArchive:5/UPP_Dobson:7DONT BLAMR ME BLAME THE COKE SNIFFER
>>153058565Proof
What are you working on? Any issues, questions, or concerns? Got plans? Obviously don't share what you aren't comfortable with sharing>You DO have your own original characters with meaningful names, detailed backgrounds, personalities, and unique abilities, RIGHT?>You do imagine how they would interact with characters from your favorite franchises, RIGHT?>You DO listen to music and put your characters going through imaginary AMVs, RIGHT?>You DO have a song in mind for the animated credit sequence of a live action film adaptation of your characters that will go on to win an oscar, RIGHT?>You DO have a post credit scene in your head that would introduce the audience to the next character, RIGHT?
No cover love for Wonder Woman?
>>153065829>Who here is writing their original characters and stories? I'm not...
>>153072098Then why are you here?
>>153065829So basically my story is what if Xiaolin Showdown, Avatar Airbender and Osmosis Jones had a baby.Some names will be language puns that only wiki bilinguals will get so I am afraid if it will have a question of racism if i ever develop a fandom.I put all of them on Vgen Sona which allows you to place one song from spotify as a main theme and what song for their ending credits Ben 10 Gen Rex style so for example QuickSilver will have Sweet Dreams as a theme but a kitty character can have The Lost Song from cat empire.
>>153072098This is a very useful comment
ngl bernice is probably the most everyman-ish character i've ever seen in a comic/cartoon
(also somethin' tells me yer a lil' late on that regard)
How is it possible this thread still manages to survive?
>>153072138It must have some fans.
>>153072138El Barto Aka MattyProwler is a spamming beggar. You'll notice he'll cycle through Pepper Ann and Luann as threads he'll spam and beg people to make fan art of these characters despite being a drawfag but is "too busy" to do anything himself. He holds zero discussions to the properties, just "draw these characters PLEASEEE!" and it's made me detest both as a result.
>>153073011Luann threads are rare.Even if you're talking about Loud.
These are the stats on how many issues the top female members were on the team.If you could make an all female team, who would be on it?
>>153073504Obviously Ice would.>>153073575>raw doggystyle with THAT ASSIt's a wonder Ollie isn't drained dry.
>>153073589Ice is shy about doing it but greedy while Fire is the sort to give you a big kiss after you've creampied her best friend then give one to Ice before stuffing her tongue in Ice's cum filled pussy
>>153073654Ice is just looking for any excuse to eat out her COMPLETELY PLATONIC best friend.
>>153073589I wonder the same thing. He's a lucky man to get a girl like that.
>>153073679>we're not like that>please rail my ass while I eat Beatriz pussy>as friends of course
NEED MORE COFFEENEED MORE MARGARET
ra-ha ringtone pick up ya phone
>>153063624You didn't specify WHICH bird boobers
>>153072856I wanna fuck her so bad
>>153072856>>153073074Mordo's dad is so lucky...
>>153073119
Basically, it's a thread for funny animals.
>>153072877Yeah but that show we don't mention due to mod policy.
>>153072913I know, but I spent a few years on that website so the association is permanent for me. I can't even watch any of Gabriel Iglesias' material without thinking about it.
a dog is fine
>>153073603Lola, I.....
Does /co/ have any favourite characters related to this day?Pic related is Cody from Total Drama, and it's his birthday. Nobody celebrates it, but hey, it's the one day he's got.
>>153070249cute pussy
Bump
>>153071818MK says that to her every day
What if it was this route, Cody crushing on Leshawna and trying to hit on her instead of Gwen? Would the love triangle here be Harold Leshawna and Cody? How would Harold handle it? And would Cody bring Leshawna and Harold together like he did Gwen and Trent?
>>153055490>Cody passed up the girl who was crazy about him to chase the camp bicycle.
Let's have a creative exercise.Say they turn off the sliding timescale or create another MC2type universe set in the future of 616.What would you like to see?
>>153067077Peter/Felicia, cause we need one AU where they are official.
>>153067077dont drink and strive, kids
>>153072590You guys need to shut the fuck up about this AU ship.
Take the "avenge my father" cliche and make it so every single costumed person has dead parents killed by others in the super community as their main reason for fighting.
>>153067150Whats with Portland? Are some of the writers from there? Like why not anywhere else.
Do you guys still like Harley?
>>153068946No she’s only interesting when she’s in an abusive relationship.
>>153073284Greatly disagree. Harley in that book feels like a progression of her OG counterpart with a fun 89 twist. Murphy really emphasized her smarts while also showing she still has problems. Motherhood and self confidence being the two main ones. Splitting the more "obsessive pixie personality" off into Neo-Joker was a smart move too. Now, everyone gets a Harley they can enjoy.
>>153068946I used to really like her in the animated series, but that legit is damn near the only proper depiction of her, most of the time in other media she is just insufferable.Basically this >>153069427. She COULD be good if she was handled properly, but as per usual, having 300 writers each making their own version of her tends to ruin any consistency the character may have.
>>153072667>>153072677>>153072683Must... lick... powdered donut...
>>153072667>>153072677Doesn't make much sense... Does she powder her WHOLE body?
previously: >>153049733
>>153071288Just hang in there, Nezumi is on his way.
>>153070157See, here's the thing about vices: Most people really do not learn. They keep on doing the same stupid shit over and over again year after year decade after decade still fucking hating themselves for being such a fuckup and still fucking up.The unsatisfactory resolution and refusal to learn/reversion to the mean is painfully realistic.
>*bites into pickled vegetable*>I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than another man raising your biological son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are not there to feed, clothe, raise and rear your boy for at least 13 years solely so he can go and call another man papa. All the hard work you didn't put into your handsome son - reading him stories at bedtime, training him in the art of war, making sure he has a healthy diet, educating, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his loyalty is to another man.>Never raised the perfect samurai? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, your mountain hermit sensei who also had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who ends up training him. He gets to teach him bushido. He gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way your childhood rival raised him.>As a man who was exiled from his village, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 10 years of your life to mushashugyo while your son calls another man 'father.' It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>153072404I hope he never gets caught.
>>153072425It's realistic, but it's not good drama to have characters that don't grow or change or even face any consequences.
No seriously what is this movie actually about and what type of message was it trying to convey
>>153072769>The crowd and media condemn Chick's victory and praise Lightning's integrity and sportsmanship. Lightning is offered the Dinoco sponsorshipI don't remember if they gave him the trophy but the entire point was he had to choose between winning or helping an oldster to finish his last race (that he should have retired before attempting)... and then that choice was actually to choose between winning and winning
>>153072019$5 gas
>>153072019ancient Canadian proverb: “if you defeat your enemies, they win”
>>153072238>he thinks life is a highwaylife is a rollercoaster you stupid faggot
>>153072998The choice was between feeding his massive ego or choosing to be humble.
Why is she so fucking hot, bros
Jester forcing you to eat her out while you're on a leash.
>>153072186More like stinkeye.
>>153071872>Jack made this post
>>153072940Why didn't The Jester make sex possible