why cant comics just >tell one continuous story from start to finish>not do tie ins, relaunches etc shit that just messed up telling one long story>tell a story in ONE book instead of shit like having two batman ongoings (that sometimes connect) two superman ongoings (that sometimes connect), events and shit where the stoy is running in one book but if you want to find out what happened you have to buy other book etc>let art tell the story instead of having literal essay amounts of words sometimes >stop doing retcons because explaining them is usually more confusing and head scratching then just changing something in the story
>>153055351Too risky.
>>153055351>let art tell the story instead of having literal essay amounts of words sometimesThis is something that really bugs me whenever I see it in comics. It's like the writer for the comic wanted to write a novel, but somehow wound up working in the comic industry instead. Making it worse is that they then proceed to be utterly terrible at "show, don't tell" in their text walls. Surely, these authors realize that even if they were writing an entirely text story, that you can describe things like flashbacks in writing, right?
>>153055351Try reading comics outside of capeshit.
>>153057018>>153057018i read manga for years before i got into comics and still prefer them so im biased but i feel like since most western comics have a writer and artist instead of just one person doing both (manga has duos too but you know what i mean) the writers feel like they have to "pull their weight" so to speak. like they dont feel they can let the art do the talking and write less words because then they arent doing much of anything really. this is just a theory i have idk. i also feel like they tend to go overboard with internal monologues/narration. why not SHOW some of this stuff instead of writing three paragraphs of it or just letting the art/story tell us itself?
>>153057086the wordswordswords thing is true of all western comics though
The DC Finests for the second half of 2026 have slowly been trickling out. More Batman, more Harley Quinn, more Green Lantern, and more Horror.
Need more Blue Beetle volumes. Need a Booster Gold line.
>>153055554I would love an alternative to having to buy hte JLI omnibuses
>>153055487Gotcha. I've got the first two old trades but I think if I grab volumes 3, 4 and 5 I should be caught up. Volume 5 has a good 7 issues of Delano before it starts with Ennis (34-40) so I'd want to pick that up.I actually do have one issue that he did after Ennis about Chas' mother and her monkey in one of the trades I already own.I should have bought the stuff I was missing when it first released. I was stupid and thought that prices would go down and/or DC would reprint it.
>>153055520Anon did ask for it
>>153056147anon is a fool
Luanne
The problem is that anything that makes her hotter than she is in the show defeats the purpose of what makes her hot.
>>153056427"...should be fatter" is the end of that sentence.
>>153056526She definitely gave Bobby a handie.
they're releasing weekly 5 episodes with 11 minutes
>>153054981hbo, they have it with english sub
>>153055301>hbo, they have it with english subI see.
>>153049113Thanks anon.
>>153056720i love her pants
Sonic needs the edge and enjoy city invasions like heroes and shadow the hedgehog but care about whe the things that close to him are being attacked. Have his personality like heroes through secret rings
>>153056247Sonic is best when he's a beach bum, about 2.5 heads tall, weird anime critter guy who is ultra stylish at all times because it's the 90s and that's how we express ourselves.He lives on an island and sometimes a fat guy ruins his day, but he doesn't sweat it.Anything more than that (or anything less) fucks him up -hard-and for christ's sake, he isn't that fast. he's as fast as a marble rolling downhill, not the fucking Flash.
>>153056634But he is the fastest thingvalive
>>153056664yeah but thingsalive are not that fast.I mean unless you count a peregrine falcon in divebomb mode, which I think you'll agree is not really the same thing as speed. that's just... falling with a lot of style and a great deal of optimization from the good lord's R+D team.He's easily like 90mph, with short bursts of maybe 150 when nyooooming and ricocheting off of bots and stuff, but can't really maintain that as a running speed.
>>153056247Like the rubber hose heroes who inspired him, he can fill a lot of shoes. But you need a confident vision to justify making him run in them.
Pray for him.
>>153056968I'll pray that he gets some good dick.
in the process of trying to prove this was an april fool's joke (shit, it's not), I at least discovered that he remarried! So that's good. Poor guy was not the same after his first one died.
Worst cartoon intros thread.I'll start with setting the bar pretty high.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGqvjGXSjRQ
>>153011542We all did
>>153001368If this is what Japan is really like, then they deserved the nukes.
>>153047945come on, it would be weird if the adults were wearing diapers
>>153010749Isn’t this the one where that fat old guy is in love with his David statue?
>>153038343Why must you do this?
Just read the first issue and I don't get it
>>153041315>Xaimethese lesbians are pretty cool(?) and also there are superheroes sometimes>BetoLOOK AT THESE BOOBS
>>153055005>>153055335Silly.
>>153055335>Like I just don't see what is supposed to make all this weirdo 60s pervert shit so good at allDepends entirely on what you're reading
>>153055335Crumb didn't get good until the late-70's/early-80's, his sketchbooks were always kino though.
>>153056807what's silly
Does all lesbian sex involve musicial dance numbers?
>>153053690No, I hate talking to people, why would I torture myself by talking to a robot.But if you enjoy it, go right ahead man.
Would Vox do a Lute shark?
>>153053690I once tried talking to a Vox bot and it kind of sucked, it leaned a bit too hard into "confident seductive dommy casanova" and not much else, felt like a tertiary's interpretation of the character.
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4YFiMAyo3w
>>153054575shitty soft core porn video whom the artist in question peaked with a shitpost which had an incredibly good music choice, junipurr is the only good thing he made because that pink valentine cat showcased in this video isn't even his.the only thing this cat incites is getting the shit beaten out of it as a slapstick april fools joke.
>>153054575Phursie's mom gives me a boner
>>153054619If he is, then there should at least be a whoopie cushion gag
When is he going to add a Baby New Year-themed cat that wears a diaper?
>>153054575i like furshit immensely but i refuse to watch yt furbait, have no time for it, I can go to e6 for this shit, stop trying to fuck up my ytyt fur/thirstbait is cancer any which way
That's the gag for this year?
bump
>>153053634Sneed
And now, the real April Fools' gimmick!
>>153053634x2
>>153049070>>153055956
>*toilet flush*>phew, i'll remember that one.
>>153055403I heard it was toned down in the post-Savino seasons but I think I had already stopped following the show by then.
>>153055481i should hope you stopped when they made one of them gay
>>153055773Yeah the Lincoln x Chandler arc was wack
>>153055773Cope and seethe
>>153056642why would I not deal with the situation, and express my anger at it?
"Who wants to have sex with Shaka Booga?"
>>153034615That would be extremely painful
>>153056368shes a big girl
>>1530564924u
>>153052700
>>153034210Shaka with Slirpshttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16943030&tags=shaka_booga
Why is she so fucking hot, bros
>>153056143enjoy anon
TADC community really isn't beating those EPI accusations
>>153056046AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153056976I'm still curious about >>153043639
Hey guys, can you watch my daughter Hilda while I'm out?She's an adventurous girl and VERY energetic so it's going to take a lot to tire her out. Hope you don't mind.
>>153047293Boots on or off, anon?
>>153053479>she's starting to budYep
>>153049366Which one would be lounder?
>>153047293Cute nudist
